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TopicCutie pie gamer girl on your wedding night: I skip all cutscenes and dialogue
ArsGoetia
03/08/24 10:19:07 AM
#10
literally the perfect woman
TopicBig Girthy Daddy Danglers
ArsGoetia
03/08/24 9:44:34 AM
#24
AlephZero posted...
huh

my bad i was drinking and remembered that they were huge
TopicSF voted to drug test welfare recipients and allow 8th grade algebra again
ArsGoetia
03/08/24 9:23:34 AM
#11
animebop posted...
It's not illegal, SF public schools track it for 9th grade. They're currently discussing adding it back as an 8th grade option. This is a nonbinding resolution to signal support for it and get the school board to move their butts.


wtf for real? in my (shitty, ohio) district it's taught in 6th grade normally and starts in 4th grade for advanced students. iirc the standard 7th grade course is geometry and 8th is algebra 2
TopicClassic-style JRPGs should just be called Turn Based Adventures
ArsGoetia
03/07/24 8:12:36 PM
#38
Kim_Seong-a posted...
I mean there has to be a line drawn somewhere, otherwise you don't have any story at all. You just have a sandbox. Which is fine if you like sandboxes, but the appeal of something more structured is reactivity.

You can go into a sandbox and blow up an enemy fortress. But then it's on you to decide how the enemies respond. Do they surrender? Do they retreat? Did ignoring them doom a local village to oppression under them?

If you have to make up the consequences to your own actions you aren't really playing a game, but doing a creative writing exercise. >_>

this doesn't even make sense as a criticism lol. "they may or may not want to be involved in"? If you don't want to be involved in the plot then why are you playing the game? Why are you going to buy a game about destroying magic nazis and then criticize it for railroading you into fighting magic nazis instead of fucking off to some podunk to be a cobbler? >_> It seems like you're looking for life sims rather than anything actually story-based. <_<

Even in a pen-and-paper setting the worldbuilding is going to be limited to what your game master can think up. If you're dead set on being a black smith and not giving a shit about fighting Necromancer Nate the Undead Lord, but your game master has fuck all ideas on how to run a campaign about smithing, you're going to have awkward sessions >_>

if you genuinely feel that RP is limited to what a D&D gamemaster can think up on the fly you don't RP, and it's why i genuinely prefer more low-key RP settings like MMOs or survival games, because they have a more level playing field with open-ended opportunities to engage with the setting that don't require an exhaustive case of main character syndrome
plenty of RPGs dont immediately railroad you into the main plot during the literal opening sequence of the game.
as much as people talk shit about skyrim and despite its opening sequence (that doesn't definitely narratively lock you into anything beyond "dragons exists and i saw them at helgen") you can at the very least go through the majority of its content without ever becoming the dragonborn or engaging in world-savior narrative tripe

and
Why are you going to buy a game about destroying magic nazis and then criticize it for railroading you into fighting magic nazis instead of fucking off to some podunk to be a cobbler

same fuckin shit can be said about JRPGs, you're just spending more time clicking hammy prewritten dialogue rather than mashing the attack command
TopicDo you like Prince?
ArsGoetia
03/07/24 7:53:55 PM
#92
my brother used to tell me a story about how in the mid 80s he got stuck between exits on the highway for 4 hrs because someone leaked info on a local radio show about prince playing a secret show downtown and the number of people flocking to the show completely shut down the highway for for most of the day
Topichow often do y'all wake up from nightmares?
ArsGoetia
03/07/24 6:08:12 PM
#21
pretty regularly
almost every night
panic dreams about my marriage
TopicI feel like people go out of their way to find things to get upset over
ArsGoetia
03/07/24 6:07:13 PM
#6
fuck you and your hobbies
TopicDo I use the big inches or little inches ? (Referring to centimeters)
ArsGoetia
03/07/24 6:06:46 PM
#5
does inch still post
does he still hunt ghosts and cryptids
TopicCE, would you like to help build a new song playlist with me on Spotify?
ArsGoetia
03/07/24 6:06:12 PM
#10
it says i dont have a spotify account
and i dont
bc spotify doesnt have most of the music i listen to
TopicZaslav is also shutting down Adult Swim Games
ArsGoetia
03/07/24 6:04:04 PM
#4
NeonOPPAl posted...
RIP Robot Unicorn Attack. GOAT soundtrack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CC_Y4zOUdcI

thats literally just a licensed track from erasure
TopicBig Girthy Daddy Danglers
ArsGoetia
03/07/24 6:03:00 PM
#21
TopicCan someone explain to me the "sweet baby" controversy?
ArsGoetia
03/07/24 6:01:55 PM
#206
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


no
you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
TopicRemember CrimsonAngel? Ask her anything
ArsGoetia
03/07/24 5:35:13 PM
#42
fav nu metal band
TopicClassic-style JRPGs should just be called Turn Based Adventures
ArsGoetia
03/07/24 5:31:15 PM
#22
Mistere_Man posted...
There is a difference between role playing, and choose your own adventure.

Role playing you often make a character or role and play out the story your dungeon master planned out.

With chose your own adventure you decide the path you take through the planned out story.

They often mix together, but can be separate things. Like role playing in the bed room you may dress as a French maid, but you usually just end up having sex, not cleaning.

I could be mistaken obviously, and if so I apologize.

this is exactly how i feel
video game "RPGs" are mostly just CYOA rather than real RP
not that it's a bad thing, but it's generally not as deep as people make it out to be
TopicCan someone explain to me the "sweet baby" controversy?
ArsGoetia
03/07/24 5:28:12 PM
#201
i love asmon and would date him
TopicClassic-style JRPGs should just be called Turn Based Adventures
ArsGoetia
03/07/24 5:24:19 PM
#17
bsp77 posted...
Well, if anyone wants to give intelligent responses about what does and does not constitute an RPG

you can disagree if you want, but i wasn't kidding. what is the ultimate goal of roleplaying beyond freedom and immersion? minecraft offers both in spades. you have no set goal and can do literally whatever you want, be whatever you want. that village? raze it, pillage it, make it a homestead, setup a complex trade route along which you cultivate resources and never engage in active combat, turn it into a fortress and sic a platoon of iron golems on the neighboring pillager settlement, ignore it entirely. it's completely up to you to tell the story you want to tell and have the experience you want to have

i genuinely dislike the notion that "RPG" means "pick between a handful of prewritten dialogue responses (of which may or may not fit the RP youre trying to adhere to) to ultimately arrive at a predetermined conclusion (that very rarely has genuine impact on the overarching narrative of the game), according to a generally preset story role that invariably includes the player character in a grand narrative (they may or may not want to be involved in)"

like everyone's high on BG3 atm, but i literally hate that it starts you off (narratively speaking) with a literal life-or-death imperative quest and any sidetracking would seem (narratively speaking) detrimental to your player character

people think i'm joking when i say i preferred FFXIV 1.0, but how many mainstream MMORPGs allow you to progress the entire game as nothing but a crafting/gathering class? FFXIV1.0 did, and besides EVE, the most recent mainstream title that did so before that was what? SWG?

idk i just feel like there's beauty and unexplored depth in the minutiae of being something other than destined world savior, and i genuinely do not feel that "WRPGs" offer anything more than mostly meaningless dialogue responses and a generally shitty character creator over "JRPGs"

TopicThe horny post era is over
ArsGoetia
03/07/24 4:57:35 PM
#43
good sex is immoral and bad for you
TopicClassic-style JRPGs should just be called Turn Based Adventures
ArsGoetia
03/07/24 4:55:10 PM
#5
bsp77 posted...
That is not necessarily true. Also, at the very least you can heavily customize your character

minecraft is a hella deep rpg then
TopicClassic-style JRPGs should just be called Turn Based Adventures
ArsGoetia
03/07/24 4:53:07 PM
#3
and CRPGs should be called "canned role playing games" because they only allow you an illusion of choice following set responses along predetermined story beats
TopicWhat was the last 90s game you played?
ArsGoetia
03/07/24 2:45:32 PM
#15
MMX before I lost track of which heart tanks I had and got bored on the stretch to sigma
TopicNew Fallout (Amazon series) trailer
ArsGoetia
03/07/24 2:07:36 PM
#41
Vyrulisse posted...
This New Vegas nerd is mad so good job getting some Todd Howard slop over actual Fallout I guess?

thanks im stoked
give chris avellone a pity handy for me
TopicNew Fallout (Amazon series) trailer
ArsGoetia
03/07/24 2:05:11 PM
#39
looks good and like it will make new vegas nerds mad
win win imo
TopicDS1 > DeS = BB >>> ER = DS2 >>>>>> DS3
ArsGoetia
03/07/24 1:53:43 PM
#21
no souls game is bad, but bloodborne is by far the most overrated
TopicIf I leave gamefaqs open for more than 5 minutes and walk away, it freezes up
ArsGoetia
03/07/24 1:52:11 PM
#4
is that what's going on? is something on the site causing a memory leak?
i was browsing other sites last night (with a gamefaqs tab open) and it kept telling me it was unable to load the page due to insufficient memory
the only thing i had open was my browser and the steam client
TopicThe closer to perfect a game is, the more its few imperfections stand out
ArsGoetia
03/07/24 1:08:27 PM
#2
superman 64
TopicDid any of you here actually like any of those novels you were probably forced
ArsGoetia
03/07/24 1:07:07 PM
#114
nah i just read chapter synopses online and bullshitted my essays
TopicJRPG. Turn based, active time battle, or real time combat?
ArsGoetia
03/07/24 1:04:29 PM
#21
solosnake posted...
I think if they expanded on the ADB system(ff12), that could have been the best

idk wtf adb is an acronym for but 12 was prolly the best battle system in the (offline) series imo
if they didnt gate gambits behind progression and more finely tuned spontaneous ability activation, id be fuckin stoked
TopicWhat is the "perfect" food to you?
ArsGoetia
03/07/24 1:00:45 PM
#17
theres nothing that can reach the flavor/texture/temperature complexity of a salad imo
TopicI'm eating well done steak with ketchup.
ArsGoetia
03/07/24 12:57:02 PM
#39
Torgo posted...
This "debate" is incredibly dumb since it's all subjective.

I don't mind a little charring... that's part of the flavor of the meat and preparation.
I find uncooked and under-cooked meat gross and in taste and texture...

Some people feel the exact opposite and we are both right.

my thing is, unless you only eat filet mignon or something, why pay a premium for a steak cut when the end result is virtually indifferent from far less expensive cuts of beef than what we call "steak"

filet is about the only traditional cut i can think of that still largely differentiates itself from other cuts regardless of cook temp (through tenderness not flavor)

but ribeye/strip/sirloin/a fuckin rump roast sliced 1.25" thick? all taste pretty much the same when cooked well, but vastly different at medium or below
TopicI'm eating well done steak with ketchup.
ArsGoetia
03/07/24 12:21:02 PM
#29
GrandConjuraton posted...
And what comes out when you're frying it?


a red colored protein called myoglobin and water
TopicI'm eating well done steak with ketchup.
ArsGoetia
03/07/24 11:52:48 AM
#24
GrandConjuraton posted...


Yep, bloody meat is disgusting, :/

good thing they remove the blood before its ever even cut and packaged for sale
doesnt matter how you cook it
even a rare steak is bloodless
TopicAre you tired of the left grooming kids?
ArsGoetia
03/07/24 9:43:29 AM
#11
creativerealms posted...
They are also grooming dogs, those monsters.

man there's a dog groomer in town who used to let homeless people sleep in her breezeway overnight
she came in to work one day and asked one of the guys to leave and he beat her nearly to death with a hammer
she survived but due to the brain injury she now speaks with what sounds like a spanish accent
TopicCan someone explain to me the "sweet baby" controversy?
ArsGoetia
03/07/24 9:38:04 AM
#182
ButteryMales posted...
Hikikomori is the more accurate weeb term.

No it isnt lol
Asmon is very socially active and has a lot of friends both online and IRL
Sure he's financially successful now, but he still very much lives a NEET lifestyle, and was by definition NEET until his streaming career took off
TopicBest opening theme to any tv show?
ArsGoetia
03/07/24 5:50:37 AM
#54
https://youtu.be/miQTCr-6IY4?feature=shared
TopicCan someone explain to me the "sweet baby" controversy?
ArsGoetia
03/06/24 4:24:31 PM
#126
Punished_Blinx posted...
Where did I said I needed any of those things.

I don't give a shit what someone buys or doesn't buy. I'm responding to what people say on a message board.


if you couldnt parse that the ambiguous "you" in my post was a generalized pronoun and not a direct address, then idk maybe you are part of the audience that needs a 3rd party to proofread their games for public consumption
TopicCan someone explain to me the "sweet baby" controversy?
ArsGoetia
03/06/24 4:11:57 PM
#120
Punished_Blinx posted...
Would it make sense for me to only play games that Sweet Baby make because I'm assuming their contributions make game better?

why wouldnt it
this is all just another stupid fucking gamergate proxy war
buy what you like
don't buy what you dont
why do you give a shit what someone else buys or doesnt buy
why do you need a support group for not buying a fuckin video game or a hashtag to punish those that dont?
just shut the fuck up, you're both awful
TopicCan someone explain to me the "sweet baby" controversy?
ArsGoetia
03/06/24 3:55:24 PM
#102
Gobstoppers12 posted...
I never said it was.

so if they're hired to make casts diverse/scripts "woke"
what literal problem could you have with a dev making that decision to hire them beyond bigotry? lol
you can choose not to buy whatever you want
but implying that a product is bad simply because it has black/queer people in it... like
you have to realize how you look here lol
TopicCan someone explain to me the "sweet baby" controversy?
ArsGoetia
03/06/24 3:45:05 PM
#85
Gobstoppers12 posted...
I think they have every right to exist and do their work, as long as they do so ethically.

But, going forward, I would much prefer to avoid giving any of my money to games that hired them to consult.

why is having diverse cast unethical? lol

TopicCan someone explain to me the "sweet baby" controversy?
ArsGoetia
03/06/24 3:38:38 PM
#76
Guide posted...
Can you think of a better way of attempting to get rid of Sweetbaby than to make a very public boycott?

why would you want to get rid of them? if people buy them despite what you dislike about it, i mean its pretty clear you're in the minority lol
TopicCan someone explain to me the "sweet baby" controversy?
ArsGoetia
03/06/24 3:34:01 PM
#71
Guide posted...
Or

or

You can not be a bigot and still not like SweetBaby

just a thought


as i said i do not in a previous post? lol
but if you legit think the majority of the 100k+ members here aren't just here to rail against "wokeism" or whatever you are on drugs
if the criticism had merit (regarding clear documentation of sweetbaby's involvement in development, rather than a simple "uhhh sweetbaby is in the credits") maybe they'd have a point
but hating a game just because a rando "woke" company has a credit on it and pretending it's not because you have an agenda against diversification is just fuckin silly lol
TopicCan someone explain to me the "sweet baby" controversy?
ArsGoetia
03/06/24 3:23:07 PM
#61
Guide posted...
This is awful conflation.

https://steamcommunity.com/groups/sweetbabyinc-detected/discussions/0/4302697906483340648/?ctp=10

That's a thread from the group. They themselves are coming down on the sporadic bigoted posts.


gamegate did that shit too
r/kotakuinaction routinely had "virtuous" threads to try dispel their negative public image
ofc everyone has fond memories of past games with diverse casts
the problem is these types are against them by default at this point because of external culture "wars" they assume are being fought by proxy with female/black/queer protagonists/romances/party members/ancillary characters/etc
TopicCutie pie gamer gal on 2nd date: Fallout 4 is PEAK Fallout hehe
ArsGoetia
03/06/24 3:17:47 PM
#35
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


i find obsidian dialogue to be overwrought, boring, and rarely does it ever cater to my personal RP tastes
i love roleplaying and being immersed in a game/setting, but i just can't gel with dialogue systems that routinely force me to pick an option my character wouldn't say anymore, and having to sit through screen after screen of it to get the information FO4/Skyrim does in a fraction of the time spent, is just exhausting to me
the last game i thought had genuinely good dialogue was dragon age origins, and that's less because it was good RP and more because the non-player characters (outside of like shale, and most of oghren's dialogue) at least approached a reasonable facsimile of a real human being (adhering to those character backgrounds)
it's why despite playing exclusively RPGs for 3/4ths of my life, i now mostly play open-ended survival RPGs where I can create my own story through immersive experience. and tbh, FO4/Skyrim scratch that itch a helluva lot better than MW/oblivion/FO3/NV do. the dialogue in obsidian games is literally immersion breaking to me lol

TopicCan someone explain to me the "sweet baby" controversy?
ArsGoetia
03/06/24 3:08:05 PM
#39
Gobstoppers12 posted...
It's not that thinly veiled, really. The pushback is largely against diversity spreadsheets and quota checklists that don't actually make the game any better. It's push back against a culture that constantly puts out articles about how "this game is awesome but I have to give it a bad review because it has too many white people in it"


ArsGoetia posted...
it's gamergate lol

TopicCan someone explain to me the "sweet baby" controversy?
ArsGoetia
03/06/24 3:02:39 PM
#33
Gobstoppers12 posted...
I would like to ask you to explain how the page owner's not-actually-hateful conduct during the interview has anything to do with the company trying to brigade and mass report the list itself

because it's just thinly veiled pushback against gaming embracing modern social sensibilities, disguised as some kind of conscientious upright movement to protect the "sanctity" of game development. or like a previous poster said, it's gamergate lol

there are clear receipts of the dude having to dial back his language on the curator page to not get banned lol. and if he has to maintain a decent public face to keep his page, wtf you think the unhinged weirdos with nothing to lose are doing?

i'm not saying i like sweetbaby or any of their games (tbh i don't), but gamers standing against modern developers acknowledging more than cis-het mostly white men under the guise of standing up for "gaming" is something you can set your watch by at this point

TopicCan someone explain to me the "sweet baby" controversy?
ArsGoetia
03/06/24 2:50:50 PM
#26
Torgo posted...
Isn't that Asmongolb guy some kind of right wing lunatic?

no hes a neckbeard NEET streamer with milquetoast capital G Gamer opinions
TopicLost my job
ArsGoetia
03/06/24 2:49:04 PM
#55
RamenNoodles posted...
Yeah I dont get how a security guard working for Walmart, but not hired by Walmart.
Somehow they contacted the owners of the strip mall and had him banned.
not Walmart himself, but a random security guard working for a business.
Doesnt make sense


actually that's the most coherent part of the story imo
walmart employs a private security firm rather than have in-house staff members
most places that have security do this, be it through third party agencies, off duty police, etc.
TopicHow's Nioh 2?
ArsGoetia
03/06/24 2:46:20 PM
#4
or if you dont wanna buy it, wait til the end of the month and i'll gift you my extra key lol
TopicHow's Nioh 2?
ArsGoetia
03/06/24 2:45:58 PM
#2
yes
it's significantly better than its predecessor, and the rest of the bundle is pretty solid too
TopicCan someone explain to me the "sweet baby" controversy?
ArsGoetia
03/06/24 2:45:07 PM
#23
Gobstoppers12 posted...
Okay, but how is that actually relevant to this situation?


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/a/a3760aa7.png
Gobstoppers12 posted...
Meanwhile, the actual controversy around them pertains to a Steam page

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