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by "the planet" we absolutely mean the biosphere

Nah

You'll notice places like V***'s Lair are still around... They don't run any ads at all.

Nintendo seem to be okay with that.

Also, as always, just stay away from the current gen in piracy. Like, now is the time to emulate all the Wii and PS2 games you never played, not the time to emulate switch.

Rogue is not a roguelike or a roguelite. It's Rogue.

Anyway, Adventure game 3 is the first roguelite. Second is ET. These games have random elements that make every run unique.

I didn't read her shit books but got dragged to the movies and them goblins were racist af.

yup yup

nah taking care of old parents is admirable

Email the pic to my PC and then make it smaller.

I have zdoom and doom.wad but how do I install this mod?

Subway fucking suck. They charge 3 bucks for a bag of chips that Walmart literally sells for 50 cents.

They sell cokes, which cost like 15 cents including the cup.

They sell shit cookies at 10000% markup.

They run their entire locations with 2 workers during lunch rush.

Fuck subway. We'd all be better off without it. At least other fast food tastes good. Subway tastes like shit and it's bad for you.

Only if you're printing the document. If on a computer, a sans serif font like arial 11 is much better to read.

Subway: Make a Turd

Fuck no lol

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Some of the better ports do: metal slug 4 & 5 on ps2 are arcade ports and you have infinite credits. But even those are far short of shattered soldier, an amazing game.

always have been

black widow that movie was actually horrible

they watch youtube videos of people opening toys

i mean it is not the best but i'm here to eat velveta mixed with salsa and heated + taco seasoning on a corn chip

hasbro's "magic 8-ball" would be objectively better

you're out of your mind if you think dark ages arent very fucking real and very fucking common in history.

in rome, fashion, science, art, went virtually unchanged for 1000 years as money was spent on golden statues and the empire descended into corruption, ignorance, and Christianity.

in ancient mycenae they just fucking forgot how to fucking read. lost 1000 years of knowledge.

we're headed for the same thing.

but this time it'll be 1000 years of increasingly-bad marvel movies and an ever-changing cast of mercurial-but-powerful corporations.

people will rely on AI and old code, and they'll forget how to do things. corporations will work to keep library and database access as pain-in-the-ass as possible, promoting subscription services for everything.

the rate of computer processing will slow down. pipe dreams like quantum computers are already refuted, but less and less funding will be spent on abstract physics. physics majors are already slashed across the last decade and the physicists we have arent as good at engineering or math as the ones we had last century. computers will simply not get more powerful. the playstation 6 is just a playstation 5 is just a playstation 4.

global warming will irreversibly kill off most of the insect and fuck everything up. future generations wont see butterflies, honeybees, or have nice seasons. nature and climate will be worse.

eventually the problem will get so bad that most resources will have to be diverted to prevent mass deaths. this takes away energy from everything else and life becomes a survival test.

once that is solved, planet starts to heal in a few hundred years, we've gone 500-600 years and still haven't really progressed that much passed 2024. at times, certain populations, including women, are even worse off than they are now. the future looks back at 1990-2010 and wishes we could have got our shit together.

unfortunately, in our quest to save the planet, the process we used needed helium. or palladium. or gold. and we literally used 100% of that element and it's just fucking gone. or we don't have that much.

no one's gone to space for 300 years that was wasteful, even if we wanted to leave the solar system, no one would know how.

the Great Solar Flare wiped out all the computers in 2275, and all the old storage media from those days has decayed.

hundreds of years of hellscape

"This song is catchy!"
-Cait Sith, Final Fantasy VII

fucking weird

KanWan posted...

Like cmon.. even the way the game starts kicks so much testicle it renders your balls inert

https://youtu.be/i1yPN_BezT0?si=6i0a_mBnJgEMhqO6

not to mention the music and the sounds

(also thanks TC cause I wouldve never have gotten around to playing Hard Corps if you hadnt posted that JAKAS Presents topic on it)

how long does it take to beat C:HC? ive never seriously played it but im good at platformers. i beat cuphead on hard S+ everything etc.

edit: i mean how many hours of training, not how long the game is

rip one punch man

metal slug aren't real games, that shit's silly.

i love metal slug but in no way are 1cc runs fun in the same way contra is

is there one with tifa and aeris

*gives u a vegemite sandwich*

fucked up

i mean i guess this is what i was expecting when i clicked this topic

no i can eat more funyuns than anyone.

i love opm but season 2 had shitty animation and bad music placement, or not enough cool music, or something.

the writing is good much of the time, but it's nowhere near the sublime heights of the first season and i think that's obvious.

"The earth: its gains burrow into my sword."
-Sephiroth, Final Fantasy VII

"I love flyin' High in the Wind."
-Cid Highwind, Final Fantasy VII

sand plankton is the official thing, but they really don't ever say.

I get the impression that they can eat sand and are somehow silicon based.

also, they don't say this, but sand plankton would have to be photo- or geothermal-synthetic for the physics of the planet to make sense.

OR

making sand plankton a different species. basically it makes no sense that they eat sand plankton if sand plankton are tiny worms

i kinda think 2 things:

1. sand plankton were originally just plankton
2. the sandworms can also eat silicon/metal

but you always hold the key to my Locked Heart."
-Tifa Lockheart, Final Fantasy VII

like, isn't ultra gold palladium frieza a bajillion times stronger than the others?

your population is 60?

^_^

all the rappers i liked turned out to be right-wing nutjobs except for eminem and dre

im pretty sure mass effect and balder's gate are exactly the 2% that do have it, yes

edit: and those games are good. co-incidence? maybe ppl like queer shit but dont want to admit it

boxoto posted...

I've always been kind of fascinated by him after finding out he had a master's in chemical engineering, and that he dropped out of MIT to pursue acting

how low our standards

SkittyOnWailord posted...

Hmm. I would have thought all the Japanese Yuri games would make that number a little higher.

no there are 5 bazillion straight hentais and you know it

i want games to be more like the award-winning tabletop RPG "Car Lesbians"

everything is so fucking bland.

im playin diablo 2. i feel like the amazons and the rogues are kind of vaguely queer, but i dont play it for the story. like the lore/mythos is interesting but i never gave 2 fucks about whatever the fuck Alkor is doing or the iron wolves or w/e. played the game for 20 years, barely know shit about the story. anyway i dont know how but everything should be more queer.