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dameon_reaper posted...

One point had me in a shooting contest and I accidentally strayed too far to my horse to get my other gun and the guy started shooting at me. I was trying to defuse but I couldn't and accidentally shot an arrow in his throat. It was the most infuriating thing.

at one time i was in the shooting contest but i started my shot before he was ready, i guess so he then got angry and shot me, so i had to kill him

Foppe posted...

I know, just a sidetrack of a sidetrack.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FwA-Mt4iXU

Foppe posted...

Donald is named Kalle in Sweden.

I think he was talking about Trump, not Duck

He might be great, i don't know.
But based on the first few seconds of that first clip, the heavy emphasis he put on the letter S makes it difficult for me to listen to it

Trelve posted...

Possibly unrelated but the PM is pro-Russian and promised to stop supplies to Ukraine.

Oooh, i no longer feel sorry for him

Any word on who/why they did it?

Snowing White

It's snowing

Wait a minute, there's a lemon behind that rock

wear an Obama shirt and see what happens

Foppe posted...

Russian mobile crematoriums.

remember they expected to be welcomed with flowers and cheers, 3 day war at most
those crematoriums weren't meant for their own

Ubergeneral3 posted...

and anyone that thinks otherwise is propagandized that Russia is bad.

what in the hell is wrong with you?

did you forget about Bucha?
did you forget the Mariupol theater?
the constant nuke threaths?
the times in the beginning when they set up "humanitarian corridors" that either led into minefields or became artillery target practice?
the torture chambers?
that people got arrested for holding up blank pieces of paper infront of the Kremlin?

what the fuck?

no joke should ever be prefaced with "joke:...."

Scardude posted...

Mid thirties.. I don't take anything..

Same

Ratchetrockon posted...

Yes we can prob survive off like grasshoppers I remember reading that It were possible

Grasshoppers are animals. They have meat

I played Andromeda for like a week or two, got to the ice planet before i completely dropped that crap

I remember specifically that in all that time, i only pressed "Quit game" to stop for the day twice.
Every other day, i stopped playing cause it crashed

Kradek posted...

Oh ya lol. Fuck Joe Rogan, sack of shit.

found it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2ilWxRn0_A

kirbymuncher posted...

I don't think I've ever seen this but it sounds like a fun idea

just watch how it spreads (or not) around the playerbase

one/several of the Halo games have them
i think TF2 has them
a quick google says Borderlands has them
i think Red Dead Redemption 1 has it
i believe first time i noticed it was Red Faction Guerilla
think the Gears of War series does it atleast once

Vyrulisse posted...

When they have achievements for playing a game with a dev online.
Devs never play their own game.

most versions i've seen have been like "play with a dev, or someone else who has this achivement"

McMarbles posted...

Apparently hes taken to ranting about Hannibal Lechter now? Since everything is projection, does that mean he has eaten people meat? This is a legitimate question.

i just saw the clip and i really don't understand any of that. it made no sense at all

Is it weird that i read the first bit in the tune of Dolly Partons Jolene?

Slayer_22 posted...

Jake Skywalker

Autocorrect typo or did i miss a whole character?

Kradek posted...

My favorite is still when he talked about the British taking over the airports during the Revolutionary War.

My favorite is that there is a Joe Rogan clip out there where he's bashing Biden for saying the airport stuff, like full on "he's mentally deficient, not fit for presidency" etc

Then someone chimes in and clarifies that Biden was quoting Trump, and play that clip.
Rogan goes "well, he just misspoke" and then move on to something else

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

first thing i thought of was that one thing in china

when they were utterly convinced that they were losing food cause the birds were eating it in the fields, so they killed a butt load of birds, only for the locusts, now without predators, ate to their hearts content.

it's kinda funny in a gruesome kind of way
millions died

before fully reading it, i thought it was gonna be the one sign in the article photo
https://img-s-msn-com.akamaized.net/tenant/amp/entityid/BB1mb45d.img?w=768&h=512&m=6

KFHEWUI posted...

The woman, who police are not identifying, left without incident......She was not formally charged for living in the space, police said.

a.k.a. she was most likely white

I'm gonna say that Star Wars Battlefront reddit post

they've already done that before.

Burnout Paradise had a bunch of billboards around the map that were literal real world ads

snake

Guns_of_Verdun posted...

I would agree
But who forgets when their kid turns 18?

i bet he was counting down the days for when his daughter turned 18, though

https://youtu.be/__Ztie1-v7s?si=aguVfKk1tkpcm3t7

Joint Soviet and German parade after taking Poland

Sadly, I've once been that car.
Cat just decided to run across the street right Infront of me. There was absolutely no time to react.

It was awful

ROBANN_88 posted...

You know, i like that. I'm gonna take that for his father or brother, whichever comes up first

No wait, what the fuck am i thinking
I know i wanna play around with disguises and fake names.
Oisin is gonna be the main go-to alter ego. That's much better

DrizztLink posted...

If you want an Irish dude with a relatively simple name go with Oisin.

Pronounced "UH-sheen."

You know, i like that. I'm gonna take that for his father or brother, whichever comes up first

SilvosForever posted...

Faelar: Combining "fae" (referring to faeries or magical creatures)

And there we have his mother

Don't know if they will ever be relevant, but there they are

Blue_Dream87 posted...

This is why I literally have named D&D characters Jack and Johnny. Fuck coming up with names.

sure, i've done that too
my Sorcerer is just named Sebastian. i think that one came from a similar topic i made at the time

okay, i got his backstory ready. just for fun, i'm gonna post it here
he's just under middle age (for an elf)

Gragir grew up in and around Baldurs Gate, living a fairly normal life. Normal enough to get a wife (Safiir, pronounced Sapphire) and two sons (Gillian, 15) and (Stiofn 18)
possibly divorced depending on what makes more sense/ what's more interesting

At one point a few years ago when he desperately needed money, he fell into the Thieves Guild/Pirate Group/ whatever illegal group makes sense for the game. i would like it to be some group that has some connection to the further main plot, so DM, do as you see fit, please let me know what you come up with.

it started as just running messages, then moving illicit items, lookout, to eventually grow into taking part in scams, burglary and pickpocketing.
he tried his best to never hurt anyone physically, but he wasn't always succesful.

shortly before the campaign start, due to a job gone wrong, he began thinking of ways out of at least the worst of the criminal life, but as a wise man once said: Just when I thought I was out, they pulled me back in.
at DMs discretion, possibly he was arrested by the Fist and ordered to help take down this group, depending on what the main plot needs.

worried that this started to be an unsafe environment. he sent his family to the realtive safety of Elturel.

Robot2600 posted...

Gillan or w/e sounds like an elf.

i might use that for one of his kids

s0nicfan posted...

the studio was forced to turn a two movie plot into a three movie plot.

you mean they turned a one movie plot into a three movie plot

this is for a game of Descent into Avernus

okay, so i named him Gragir, he's a High Elf Rogue
like middle aged (for an Elf)

i decided he's gonna have a family. a wife and let's say two kids, who he has previously sent away to the completely safe city of Elturel, cause his Rogue activities made Baldurs Gate unsafe for them

mystic_belmont posted...

Especially if you go poison usage.

is there some poison reference i'm missing here?

mystic_belmont posted...

Elf names, I think, should be naturey.

i guess that's a good point, though he is a city boy first and foremost

let's look at some old Irish Celtic
Greagoir or Gragir(probably pronounced Gregor)
Stiofan
Branainn

i'm gonna make an Elf Rogue
i was considering calling him something like Safiir (pronounced as the gem Sapphire)
but i'm open to suggestions

It goes by the Goose/Geese system

One Ralph, two or more Reelph

"No one:
Not a single person:
Me: does X"

What the hell is even that?

UnholyMudcrab posted...

Putin is not going to launch a fucking invasion of a NATO member state, Jesus Christ

The problem here is that you expect him to be rational and do what's best for the people.

When really, it would'nt surprise me if as he gets closer to death by old age, he's just gonna go like "well, i'm dying, and a world without me doesn't matter anymore. Launch everything"

someone being named Rebel is a damn waste if they don't end up starting a rebellion of some kind

huh, i did not know that
i don't like that i now know that

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they don't usually go for the brain, though

Considering that you haven't even looked at the game enough to know it's multiplayer, why are you even here?