Lurker > Vegy

didn't dey give us hornypolls?

I don't see any downside

I hate scary jump scares lol, one of da reasons i haven't watched Da Last of Us cause i know it has scary monsters even doe it looks like a good show ;(

Its weird doe, i had no problem watching da walking dead, and it had scary jump scares and messed up looking zombies

<_<

Madrid knows black magic

Da what battle

Put all funny guys in da same room and conan will stand out as da funniest tbh

Hmm? ;;;;;o

Its dat daum youtube

Just finished my daily run, i love dis lol

One piece owns it

Lol, mbapoo will get his CL next year with madrid, he'll be fine

I see

I dreamed my phone was super hot lol, i couldn't browse ce ;(

Dis guy figured out who da traitor was before da reveal, its a good video tbh

https://youtu.be/AxzD1TQjcLQ?si=eLR69iGXVNEpWjl_

Is dis what it was when Tupac and biggie feud?

Pity post

Pororin posted...

Vegy wake up and feeling horny pororin!

No never!!

TomClark posted...

Per day? Or ever?

Yes

Da prep da day before is da worst part tbh

Hmm? ;;;;o

ToteAll posted...

@Vegy

;(

Vicious_Dios posted...

You mean you went out to the dentist and got a thorough dental clean-out and then went and spoiled yourself with an extreme hair makeover with a fashionista hairstylist?

Or did you just brush your teeth and get a fade from a barber?

Yes

Crono99 posted...

Are you...

Ready?

Stahp

Watch out, my confidence is at an all time high atm

Sounds like something dat shouldn't be ignored tbh

Was it xciteme vs eddieguerrerro back in da day?

Admiral vs SARmstrong?

Can't it be fatal?

A family member got diagnosed with it, scary stuff tbh

should everyone get tested just in case or what?

Lol dat other lady probably was like "fuckin hell pay attention where you stepping lil sis"

I'll just become a billionaire den, problem solved

All my life

Dis is where being a fan of international football pays off

I remember

At least it wasn't papa John's

Can't believe its been 13 years

No new one piece chapter ;(

You have a duty ce

No dreams last night

shorts being sweaty as fuck feels good until you sit down lol

I can feel why people are absolutely terrified of spiders now lol, dose fuckers are fucking FAST and creepy

Looks like its going to be as brutal as ever D:

i'm scared of what da ''SUPER FUCKED moment" episode dey have each season will be, dey top it each season lol

Dakimakura posted...

pics or didn't happen

Nah, i scooped dat up and threw it outside. I'm thinking it was just a normal house spider...we had staring contest at da end lol, i was keeping eye contact with it as i went for my spray bottle on top of my desk

As I'm about to make a topic or witty post on CE, i fucking see it from my peripheral vision. It came from my door, i looked and it was halfway to my desk, den i stood up and it went behind my desk. Da bastard was fast!!!

I freaked out and started putting on my shoes and immediately googled what it could be. I got afraid when i saw it looked like a brown recluse so i made it my mission to find it and kill da fucker. After near misses, cause its fast as fuck, It took a while but thankfully it came out and i sprayed it with roach killer, it thankfully shocked it enough for me to squish da life out of it with my sandals lol

Sadly its too ruined for me to properly see if it was a brown recluse or a look a like...but I'm paranoid now. What if all dose dreams of my fighting off spider webs and shit at night was actually a fucking spider messing with me lol, dat bitch

Now i wonder how many more are dere in here ;(

wait till hurricane season, stock up on water and toilet paper while you can mate

i know dat feel TC

Dakimakura posted...

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Wtf, why did no one tell me???

RIP, he was so funny T___T