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| Topic | CE Steam Gift Giveaways |
| Homeless_Waifu 02/21/24 12:10:43 PM #2 | Post!
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| Topic | Sooooooo who's CE's most eligible bachelor? |
| Homeless_Waifu 02/21/24 12:09:32 PM #4 | Me
--- I bought the Taito Egret II Mini just to play puchi carat "GREAT SHOT! RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY! GREAT SHOT!RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY!" *GUNSHOTS* |
| Topic | She says "Watch out, I'm about to FART." |
| Homeless_Waifu 02/21/24 12:06:57 PM #3 | Puts blow horn near her butt.
--- I bought the Taito Egret II Mini just to play puchi carat "GREAT SHOT! RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY! GREAT SHOT!RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY!" *GUNSHOTS* |
| Topic | Alligator climbs fence |
| Homeless_Waifu 02/21/24 12:04:15 PM #4 | Gotta get that electric fence
--- I bought the Taito Egret II Mini just to play puchi carat "GREAT SHOT! RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY! GREAT SHOT!RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY!" *GUNSHOTS* |
| Topic | The IRS is reminding you to report your income from illegal activities |
| Homeless_Waifu 02/21/24 12:02:12 PM #36 | So when you hear on the news that someone got busted for tax evasion, it's likely because those people didn't put down their income from illegitimate businesses?
--- I bought the Taito Egret II Mini just to play puchi carat "GREAT SHOT! RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY! GREAT SHOT!RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY!" *GUNSHOTS* |
| Topic | I don't have anything on my desktop |
| Homeless_Waifu 02/20/24 9:53:04 PM #8 | Having hentai as your wallpaper is still something
--- I bought the Taito Egret II Mini just to play puchi carat "GREAT SHOT! RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY! GREAT SHOT!RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY!" *GUNSHOTS* |
| Topic | The IRS is reminding you to report your income from illegal activities |
| Homeless_Waifu 02/20/24 6:01:44 PM #8 | Pablo Escobar: YES
--- I bought the Taito Egret II Mini just to play puchi carat "GREAT SHOT! RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY! GREAT SHOT!RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY!" *GUNSHOTS* |
| Topic | Tails has a message for CE |
| Homeless_Waifu 02/20/24 4:59:18 PM #4 | Tell that to eggman!
--- I bought the Taito Egret II Mini just to play puchi carat "GREAT SHOT! RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY! GREAT SHOT!RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY!" *GUNSHOTS* |
| Topic | Remember Rollergirl? |
| Homeless_Waifu 02/19/24 11:24:40 PM #23 | The first thing that popped into my my mind was that roller derby movie about a bunch of chicks who try to knock each other down or something I dont remember it that well
--- I bought the Taito Egret II Mini just to play puchi carat "GREAT SHOT! RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY! GREAT SHOT!RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY!" *GUNSHOTS* |
| Topic | People get so angry so quickly. |
| Homeless_Waifu 02/19/24 10:53:17 PM #8 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/818d49f2.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d4f75a9c.jpg --- I bought the Taito Egret II Mini just to play puchi carat "GREAT SHOT! RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY! GREAT SHOT!RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY!" *GUNSHOTS* |
| Topic | Rate this weeb! |
| Homeless_Waifu 02/19/24 10:45:02 PM #18 | She did a death note cosplay and thats enough for me to say 10/10
--- I bought the Taito Egret II Mini just to play puchi carat "GREAT SHOT! RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY! GREAT SHOT!RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY!" *GUNSHOTS* |
| Topic | One must GO AWAY forever. |
| Homeless_Waifu 02/19/24 10:32:09 PM #12 | Naysaspace posted...
Are they Magpie's?Not sure tbh. Probably some type of Swallow. --- I bought the Taito Egret II Mini just to play puchi carat "GREAT SHOT! RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY! GREAT SHOT!RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY!" *GUNSHOTS* |
| Topic | One must GO AWAY forever. |
| Homeless_Waifu 02/19/24 10:27:03 PM #9 | i vote for birds because I cant stand the birds in my neighborhood chirping at 12AM~3AM
like how am I supposed to sleep! --- I bought the Taito Egret II Mini just to play puchi carat "GREAT SHOT! RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY! GREAT SHOT!RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY!" *GUNSHOTS* |
| Topic | Does this board have an incel problem? |
| Homeless_Waifu 02/19/24 10:16:00 PM #24 | Incels arent the problem. Society is the problem.
--- I bought the Taito Egret II Mini just to play puchi carat "GREAT SHOT! RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY! GREAT SHOT!RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY!" *GUNSHOTS* |
| Topic | Do rich people even have live-in butlers like Alfred anymore? |
| Homeless_Waifu 02/19/24 10:10:45 PM #6 | Maybe, but then again Im poor as fuck so idk
--- I bought the Taito Egret II Mini just to play puchi carat "GREAT SHOT! RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY! GREAT SHOT!RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY!" *GUNSHOTS* |
| Topic | Alabama rules frozen embryos qualify as children. |
| Homeless_Waifu 02/19/24 4:41:38 PM #32 | Euripides posted...
You're in a fertility clinic and it's on fire. You only have time to rescue one of the following: doesnt a living woman have like many embryos? so like if 1000 embryos got destroyed, wouldnt it be possible to get another batch of embryos from another woman? --- I bought the Taito Egret II Mini just to play puchi carat "GREAT SHOT! RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY! GREAT SHOT!RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY!" *GUNSHOTS* |
| Topic | I never understood being comfortable enough to poop at work |
| Homeless_Waifu 02/19/24 4:34:30 PM #43 | The_Wheelman1 posted...
I dont think a hot chick would be in the mens restroom.Where I work theres a employee gender neutral bathroom (one occupancy) and a couple of bathroom stalls outside the building. Some chicks use it for convenience --- I bought the Taito Egret II Mini just to play puchi carat "GREAT SHOT! RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY! GREAT SHOT!RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY!" *GUNSHOTS* |
| Topic | I never understood being comfortable enough to poop at work |
| Homeless_Waifu 02/19/24 12:08:21 PM #3 | Even after a hot chick used it?
--- I bought the Taito Egret II Mini just to play puchi carat "GREAT SHOT! RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY! GREAT SHOT!RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY!" *GUNSHOTS* |
| Topic | How many nukes do you own? |
| Homeless_Waifu 02/18/24 5:57:53 PM #21 | I had a nuke.
gonna avoid del taco from here on out! --- I bought the Taito Egret II Mini just to play puchi carat "GREAT SHOT! RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY! GREAT SHOT!RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY!" *GUNSHOTS* |
| Topic | Have you talked with another person, in-person, today, February 18th? |
| Homeless_Waifu 02/18/24 5:55:56 PM #5 | Nope.
im 100% a loner --- I bought the Taito Egret II Mini just to play puchi carat "GREAT SHOT! RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY! GREAT SHOT!RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY!" *GUNSHOTS* |
| Topic | Shaving is the worst part of keeping hygiene. |
| Homeless_Waifu 02/18/24 5:01:35 PM #17 | I cant grow a beard, the most I get is that kung foo master type of facial hair
literally just hair growing on one part of my chin, if I let it grow it can almost reach my chest --- I bought the Taito Egret II Mini just to play puchi carat "GREAT SHOT! RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY! GREAT SHOT!RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY!" *GUNSHOTS* |
| Topic | Kristen Stewart defends photos of her wearing a jockstrap. |
| Homeless_Waifu 02/18/24 12:33:43 PM #4 | So shes afraid to get kicked in the balls or something?
--- I bought the Taito Egret II Mini just to play puchi carat "GREAT SHOT! RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY! GREAT SHOT!RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY!" *GUNSHOTS* |
| Topic | No Cheesecake Factory, no Starbucks, no Shakeshack - wrong places for first date |
| Homeless_Waifu 02/18/24 12:31:53 PM #50 | Shell be lucky if her first date isnt at hooters
--- I bought the Taito Egret II Mini just to play puchi carat "GREAT SHOT! RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY! GREAT SHOT!RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY!" *GUNSHOTS* |
| Topic | No one talking about the rash of water/fluid addiction? |
| Homeless_Waifu 02/18/24 12:28:28 PM #4 | I literally dont drink water often
--- I bought the Taito Egret II Mini just to play puchi carat "GREAT SHOT! RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY! GREAT SHOT!RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY!" *GUNSHOTS* |
| Topic | $500 but you turn into a virgin again |
| Homeless_Waifu 02/18/24 10:26:55 AM #29 | I guess I'm forever alone x's 2
No hope for me, fam --- I bought the Taito Egret II Mini just to play puchi carat "GREAT SHOT! RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY! GREAT SHOT!RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY!" *GUNSHOTS* |
| Topic | Reminder that Ash still has never gotten Misty a new bike. |
| Homeless_Waifu 02/17/24 6:34:00 PM #6 | LeCh0nk posted...
Didn't he get her one at the end of the Kanto or Johto league? And then she fucked off never to see him again.He got a new waifu anyways --- I bought the Taito Egret II Mini just to play puchi carat "GREAT SHOT! RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY! GREAT SHOT!RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY!" *GUNSHOTS* |
| Topic | NASA is looking for non-astronauts to live in a simulated Mars. |
| Homeless_Waifu 02/17/24 6:30:42 PM #26 | engineering, mathematics, or biological, physical or computer scienceSo basically theyre looking for astronauts --- I bought the Taito Egret II Mini just to play puchi carat "GREAT SHOT! RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY! GREAT SHOT!RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY!" *GUNSHOTS* |
| Topic | Why are mods allowed to tell people to shut the fuck up? |
| Homeless_Waifu 02/17/24 2:17:07 PM #12 | !The Up Shut Fuck
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| Topic | Have you watched Hbomerguy's 4 hour long viral video on Youtube plagiarism? |
| Homeless_Waifu 02/16/24 6:34:05 AM #7 | Who???
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| Topic | Do you like prune juice? |
| Homeless_Waifu 02/14/24 9:13:58 PM #6 | Its no lemon juice thats for sure
--- I bought the Taito Egret II Mini just to play puchi carat "GREAT SHOT! RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY! GREAT SHOT!RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY!" *GUNSHOTS* |
| Topic | Whats a guy gotta do to get with Dakota Johnson |
| Homeless_Waifu 02/14/24 12:48:16 PM #44 | Never know if you never try!
--- I bought the Taito Egret II Mini just to play puchi carat "GREAT SHOT! RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY! GREAT SHOT!RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY!" *GUNSHOTS* |
| Topic | Scat fetish? |
| Homeless_Waifu 02/11/24 10:43:08 PM #16 | BewmHedshot posted...
I mean like. If she wants to blow me while she's pooping, that's hot. But that's as close as I'd go.the stench though --- I bought the Taito Egret II Mini just to play puchi carat "GREAT SHOT! RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY! GREAT SHOT!RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY!" *GUNSHOTS* |
| Topic | Imperial system for height, metric system for everything else |
| Homeless_Waifu 02/11/24 1:45:54 AM #66 | Measuring speed in km/h is pretty dumb.
60~70km/h may sound like youre going fast but youre barely even moving at that point measuring distance in meters also makes no sense either visually. You can roughly measure feet by eyeballing it, and kilometers isnt applicable in that sense. --- I bought the Taito Egret II Mini just to play puchi carat "GREAT SHOT! RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY! GREAT SHOT!RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY!" *GUNSHOTS* |
| Topic | Imperial system for height, metric system for everything else |
| Homeless_Waifu 02/10/24 10:53:04 AM #52 | imperial sucks ass
nobody got time for that shit --- I bought the Taito Egret II Mini just to play puchi carat "GREAT SHOT! RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY! GREAT SHOT!RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY!" *GUNSHOTS* |
| Topic | Do you have plans for Valentines Day. |
| Homeless_Waifu 02/09/24 10:40:42 AM #22 | Cocytus posted...
For Valentines?pretty much, dont really have anything else to do so I figured may as well learn to ride a motorcycle or something --- I bought the Taito Egret II Mini just to play puchi carat "GREAT SHOT! RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY! GREAT SHOT!RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY!" *GUNSHOTS* |
| Topic | Do you have plans for Valentines Day. |
| Homeless_Waifu 02/09/24 10:10:21 AM #17 | Planning on buying motorcycle (scooter)
its a honda Navi, nothing too special about it other than it being a brand new vehicle you can buy for ~$3,000. Its gonna be my first ever scooter and Im pretty excited. I havent gotten my motorcycle license yet, but its something that Im planning on aiming for next few days and hopefully by the end of the month I get myself the bike! --- I bought the Taito Egret II Mini just to play puchi carat "GREAT SHOT! RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY! GREAT SHOT!RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY!" *GUNSHOTS* |
| Topic | 5k but you have to wear this shirt in public for a week |
| Homeless_Waifu 02/09/24 10:02:05 AM #19 | Nah. I rather sell my liver for the $$$
--- I bought the Taito Egret II Mini just to play puchi carat "GREAT SHOT! RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY! GREAT SHOT!RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY!" *GUNSHOTS* |
| Topic | Soobaroo |
| Homeless_Waifu 02/09/24 6:38:16 AM #5 | Niiiiiii~saaaaaannnnnn!
--- I bought the Taito Egret II Mini just to play puchi carat "GREAT SHOT! RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY! GREAT SHOT!RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY!" *GUNSHOTS* |
| Topic | Neptune a lot uglier than previously thought |
| Homeless_Waifu 02/09/24 5:33:49 AM #36 | Metal_Gear_Raxis posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/e9339d63.jpghttps://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/5f8a3d2d.jpg --- I bought the Taito Egret II Mini just to play puchi carat "GREAT SHOT! RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY! GREAT SHOT!RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY!" *GUNSHOTS* |
| Topic | Neptune a lot uglier than previously thought |
| Homeless_Waifu 02/06/24 10:41:44 PM #27 | Pretty sure mars is the ugliest planet. Just barren orange landscapes everywhere on that planet! and to think people actually want to colonize that desolate planet too??? Wtf!
--- I bought the Taito Egret II Mini just to play puchi carat "GREAT SHOT! RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY! GREAT SHOT!RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY!" *GUNSHOTS* |
| Topic | What do straight men and lesbians think when they see penis? |
| Homeless_Waifu 02/06/24 10:39:21 PM #34 | DrizztLink posted...
What about strapping the camera to the penis so the whole film has that slapstick "strap a boxing glove to the camera" effect?Ive seen that pov once, its pretty interesting! --- I bought the Taito Egret II Mini just to play puchi carat "GREAT SHOT! RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY! GREAT SHOT!RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY!" *GUNSHOTS* |
| Topic | Do you think Jennifer Crumbley is guilty of involuntary manslaughter? |
| Homeless_Waifu 02/05/24 12:22:36 PM #32 | Lady deserves the electric chair
--- I bought the Taito Egret II Mini just to play puchi carat "GREAT SHOT! RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY! GREAT SHOT!RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY!" *GUNSHOTS* |
| Topic | Have you been to Australia? |
| Homeless_Waifu 02/05/24 5:23:19 AM #4 | Im too poor to travel outside the USA
--- I bought the Taito Egret II Mini just to play puchi carat "GREAT SHOT! RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY! GREAT SHOT!RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY!" *GUNSHOTS* |
| Topic | POLL: Whats the acceptable body count for a woman for YOU? |
| Homeless_Waifu 02/03/24 10:05:56 PM #54 | Tenlaar posted...
Yes, because people often do the "u mad" thing that you just did in order to deflect away from their own shitty behavior. Being mad is not a requirement to think your acting like women have lost something special by not being virgins is gross. personally would really do something with someone whos been around with so many people? Like what makes them happy if theyre jumping from the next person to the next person? Wouldnt you feel down if they suddenly wanted nothing to do with you? Just meaningless sex just for the sake of meaningless sex? --- I bought the Taito Egret II Mini just to play puchi carat "GREAT SHOT! RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY! GREAT SHOT!RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY!" *GUNSHOTS* |
| Topic | POLL: Whats the acceptable body count for a woman for YOU? |
| Homeless_Waifu 02/03/24 9:58:23 AM #20 | would greatly prefer it if she was a virgin
--- I bought the Taito Egret II Mini just to play puchi carat "GREAT SHOT! RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY! GREAT SHOT!RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY!" *GUNSHOTS* |
| Topic | Does it get any better? |
| Homeless_Waifu 02/03/24 8:12:51 AM #7 | Its gonna blow over by the time its morning. Just kick back and enjoy the rum at the local pub, get haggard as much as you can until your wits get the better of you
--- I bought the Taito Egret II Mini just to play puchi carat "GREAT SHOT! RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY! GREAT SHOT!RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY!" *GUNSHOTS* |
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