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Have the street fighter games lied to me? You can fight anybody you want on the streets but I rarely see that in real life?
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DrizztLink posted...

CE's lore for him is just the guy who made dozens of accounts because he wanted to post spoilers.

For some reason he thinks we forgot.

True but this is all after he gave up his spoiler gimmick too.

SHRlKE posted...

Prove it.

Also Ive never hidden my alts.

I was referring to all your accounts throughout your history here, like izual_rebirth and gregorthebug. There were way too many for me to tag. You still have Coconut_Malled now. Can't find the exact 313 topic now but this was where you made up that saga of cheating with a taken girlfriend. And about 313 hating you I obviously can't provide evidence for that, but anyone can simply go there and ask about what they think of you. From my knowledge you're blocked by most users, banned off their main discord, and "fuck off izual" is a meme there.

Vicious_Dios posted...

This is almost on par with celebrity gossip tier of non-importance.

How do you feel about gay marriage?

UnholyMudcrab posted...

I think Izual gave up on the spoiler gimmick a while back

He did. He's still gone through over a dozen alts and admitted to liking to troll CE on 313 who still hates him.

HighSeraph posted...

I thought Shrike was Izual

He also has punkfanalways. He now has two backup alts.

It's Izual. Which if you know his history...

It's to compensate for them having no games this year.

DnDer posted...

Why? I haven't seen a good explanation as to why more people having access to something is a bad thing.

Where is the shame or dishonor in sharing something with more people?

chucklesnort

I was about to ask when you first regularly used the internet but you've been here since before Ruby Sapphire was released bro lol. How have you not seen this

Square just shot themselves in the foot.
I don't know how much the rest of you know about Japanese culture (I'm an expert), but honor and shame are huge parts of it. It's not like it is in America where you can become successful by being an asshole. If you screw someone over in Japan, you bring shame to yourself, and the only way to get rid of that shame is repentance.
What this means is the japanese public, after hearing about this, is not going to want to purchase further FF games for either system, nor will they purchase any of Square's games. This is HUGE. You can laugh all you want, but Square has alienated an entire market with this move.
Square, publicly apologize and cancel FF games for multiplatform or you can kiss your business goodbye.

Kai_Laguna posted...

iirc, not only do they still have them, they've actually recently reinstated some that had previously been repealed.

I didn't expect that.

C_Pain posted...

I've dealt with mild porn addiction, so I just don't want it easily accessible.

I see.

lol

HighSeraph posted...

He lies in his coffin

DiScOrDtHeLuNaTiC posted...

Sounds like they can't handle the stiff competition.

https://youtu.be/yoG7gqet7nY?t=5

C_Pain posted...

I use BlockP on my phone and ColdTurkey on my computer to block porn. My best friend has the code to unlock it if I need to for whatever reason. (Usually if something that is not porn is mistakenly blocked)

Is this to keep yourself from using it or just because you want to never see porn.

Kai_Laguna posted...

They basically have a lot of laws that specifically restrict a lot of the rights that aboriginal people have. Basically stuff that's in the same vein as the Jim Crow laws we had here in the US.

Oh shit do they still have these laws?

Finally an honest candidate that doesn't lie.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.covenanteyes.androidservice
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.covenanteyes.androidservice

You can quit porn today and stay free!

Join over 1.5 million people who've used Covenant Eyes to live porn free. The Covenant Eyes app is a key tool in your porn recovery journey. Activate device-wide accountability to help track your progress and achieve Victory in your porn recovery goals.

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House Speaker Mike Johnson uses it!
https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/mike-johnson-son-monitor-porn-intake-covenant-eyes-1234870634/

Speaker of the House Mike Johnson admitted that he and his son monitored each others porn intake in a resurfaced clip from 2022.

During a conversation on the War on Technology at Benton, Louisianas Cypress Baptist Church unearthed by X user Receipt Maven last week the Louisiana representative talked about how he installed accountability software called Covenant Eyes on his devices in order to abstain from internet porn and other unsavory websites.

It scans all the activity on your phone, or your devices, your laptop, what have you; we do all of it, Johnson told the panel about the app.

It sends a report to your accountability partner. My accountability partner right now is Jack, my son. Hes 17. So he and I get a report about all the things that are on our phones, all of our devices, once a week. If anything objectionable comes up, your accountability partner gets an immediate notice. Im proud to tell ya, my son has got a clean slate.

Outside of the creepy Big Brother-ness of it all, Receipt Maven also aired concerns about whether Covenant Eyes which is still a working subscription-based service might compromise Johnsons devices, if hes still actively seeking accountability.

A US Congressman is allowing a 3rd Party tech company to scan ALL of his electronic devices daily and then uploading reports to his son about what hes watching or not watching., Receipt Maven wrote. I mean, who else is accessing that data?

BalanceLost posted...

Australia was very much competing, he as part of their act, but they got voted out on Tuesday.

Why'd he say "so called Australia"

Hornezz posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/ee9b1770.jpg

What's Australia currently doing?

"this is my life now"

Topic seems relevant today

Isn't this actually normal in some countries?

rexcrk posted...

How much time did you spend writing that?

What you think

This post is a cry for help. I cant stand this anymore. Everywhere I go, this stupid red shitstain somehow finds me and ruins my life. No matter how many defense mechanisms I have, it always come back.
Yesterday, I was working at my job when I heard it. That fateful sound of "I would welcome reading whatever you have to say even if it's just saying "f*** DToast" instead of Fandom". I quickly leaped out of my chair and turned around, but DToast had already locked out all of my coworkers from discussing their favorite subjects. I ran towards the slice of bread to punch him, but he set up ads in my cubicle, preventing me from working again. I quickly bolted to the office fridge to grab a toaster and the office desktop, but by the time I screamed "my feedback is that these policies will ruin the site!" the slice of bread had already locked the thread. I couldnt work anymore because of the ads, so I had to leave so I could get an adblocker from my car.
As I grabbed the adblocker from my car, the thing jumped me from behind and threw a notification at me, smacking the ad blocker into the middle of the road. Before I could go grab it, a car raced by and crushed the ad blocker, making it worthless. As I was standing there, shocked by what happened, the red demon screamed "NO HORNY", destroying the horn of my car causing it to burst into flame and explode like a pinto. Filled with rage, I grabbed my dispute from the smoking remains of my car and hurled it at the thing, while screaming This would never happen in the horsing business Just like always, however, my dispute was upheld, and the slice of bread locked my thread again.
After I took a bus home, I was exhausted. As I was lying in my bed, depressed, my 6-year old daughter came into the room. She started talking about her favorite TV show, when suddenly, her face began to change. No. NO. As she continued talking, her face continued to morph, until it was identical to DToast I was ready this time, though. I quickly kicked off my shoes, revealing that I had duct-taped toasters to my feet. I then proceeded to roast the ever loving shit out of that thing. I looked up and screamed with joy, thinking it was all over. However, as I came to my senses, I saw my daughter unconscious on the floor and realized what I had done. TimmyQuivy had tricked me. My wife stood in the doorway, shocked, before she pulled out her phone and dialed 911. Im writing this in the woods right now, the police are probably going to find me soon.
Fuck Fandom.

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SHRlKE posted...

Ive got one called Sudoku but that doesnt have access to CE.

I see. Was just referring to backups for CE.

Any other backup accounts besides punkfanalways?

NightingaleMD posted...

You're increasing barriers to entry

keep in mind, being a cop here now means being under the microscope. A lot of cities are having a problem with filling open positions.

So you can either

1) have inadequate officers
2) have no officers if you increase barriers to entry

While there's a sizable "defund the police" movement, I personally am a fan of having police. A semblance of law and order is better in my opinion than anarchy.

it's a broken system for sure but no one here is exactly coming up with realistic solutions, so....

Woah, this user was sent to the one-way ticket out of being able to discuss politics anymore.

Doesn't these count as horny post topics

Cute stingray

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my wife

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Antifar posted...

The question is "immigration for who?" Intra-EU immigration is very easy, for example

Live UK reaction

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I was bleeding all over the place

Anyway, yeah this was a Dakero/LovingPacifist copypasta. This was the only one from before 2017 I'd saved in a PM. All his stories from after are nowhere near as good. It's a shame the ones from the lurker site (2012-2015) are just gone now. From what I recall they're better than the ones on his blogspot which was only 2009 and before.

The amount of people who can't tell obvious satire on here is interesting though.

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Some of you remember my previous topic about this girl's BF mouthing off to me on the phone. Basically, I have been sweet talking her while he is at the gym and I was ready to invite her over to "watch a movie" with me when he answered the phone. We exchanged some words, I told him that I was going to fuck his girl, and I challenged him to a battle of honor at a local park nearby.

I told him to show up at 8:00, so that we didn't run into a crowd of people. This park is usually dead, there aren't any actual play areas for kids, just a basketball court and some callisthenic workout racks. I told him to meet me in the shady area by the pullup bars. The thing is, he didn't know what I looked like, and I knew what he looked like because I had seen pics of him from my friend's phone before.

Anyways, I told him to meet me at 8:00PM, but I decided to show up 40 minutes early to scout the place out. Since I told him where to meet me, I knew where he'd be approaching from. So, I dressed in all black, tied a t-shirt around my head, and climbed into a tree near the meeting place and waited for him. Like I anticipated, he showed up at 8:00 on the dot, and was pacing around looking for me.

He was really heated, shadow boxing a bunch, throwing his fists around, talking shit at the air, and he was walking around a lot. I think he wanted me to see how hyped up he was while I was approaching to sort of scare me. Well, that was a big fucking mistake, because the dude wound up pacing just underneath the tree I was hiding in, and I dropped on top of him and tackled him to the ground. Dude never saw it coming. So, I drop onto him, he crumples, and before he can get up, I kick the dude as hard as I could in the ribs. He let out a really loud "OOOMFFFFF", but he was getting up to his feet again real fast. I was glad I didn't pick a fair fight with this guy, because even with the sucker punch he was still in the game!

So, since he was getting up to his feet, I basically sized up how fast he was getting up, took two steps back, and then laid a really sloppy haymaker as hard as I could into his jaw. Knocked him to the ground AGAIN. At that point, I told him that he goes down faster than his GF. Dude got pissed, because now he knew for sure that he was dealing with the guy on the phone. So he bull charges me and knocks me off my feet. He was faster than I expected and he took me off guard. He pulled my ninja mask off my face, and started punching me. Just laying into me, punching me over and over again, even busted my nose open and I was bleeding all over the place. I started calling mercy, telling him I was sorry and he hesitated, so I threw a handful of sand in his eyes and then rolled him over. Got on top of him and started giving him the same medicine he was giving me, left and rights right into his face, broke his nose open and then I grabbed him by both ears and headbutted him straight in the face.

I got up, and he was down, so I kicked him a few times, and he wasn't getting up. Then, I spat on him, and took my phone out and took a picture of him.

I told him it was a good fight, but he got his ass kicked just like I said he would. I told him that this doesn't settle ANYTHING, and that I'm still going to be talking to his girl. He told me that if I don't back off from her, he's going to find where I live and shoot my place up, so I kicked him as hard as I could in the jaw and knocked the dude clean unconscious.

I got home, and I don't look too bad. Outside of the bloody nose, I look way better than he did when I left him. His GF is probably going to dump him for being a hotheaded low life that starts fights with her friends.

ItsNotA2Mer posted...

When you get hurty ass-beat, are you going to go away forever, (again)?

Once I humiliate him you'll be the going away forever too!

Anyway, fight's going down in an hour but I need to prep myself before then. Will respond back with my victory.

Jiek_Fafn posted...

When did this call take place? Like is this shit going down today or tomorrow?

Fight's going down tonight! Will report on the results of my victory tomorrow.

Basically, I have been spitting game with some chick at the local library I use for Wi-Fi who has a live-in boyfriend. It is a hard thing to do, because you have to get inside their head, undermine him constantly, basically subtley paint him out as the bad guy without coming off as some friend shoulder to cry on. It usually takes month, but I've managed to pull it off before. It took me 2 months to get her phone number, and lately I have been chatting up with her while he is at the gym. She doesn't know that I'm seducing her, but she gives all the signs that she's receptive of it.

I called her at my regular time last night around 9:00 PM. Phone rang longer than usual, and someone picks up, tells me to f*** off, and hangs up.

I am pretty pissed because I was not expecting that, it was a male's voice and he sounded pissed, so I called back.

This time he answers, super aggressive "HELLO?!". I can hear my friend crying in the background, saying "Baby, please, calm down!" all this other stuff. I say "Put Bridget on the phone." and he tells me that he is her bf. The exchange follows.

Me: So you're the chump Bridget tells me about.

Dude on the phone: What the f*** you doing calling my girl in the middle of the night?

Me: I wanted a piece of that ass, I was going to tell her to drive it down her and park it over my couch.

Boyfriend: f*** you, you little f***!!!! Stay the f*** away from MY woman, she belongs to ME!!!

Me: If you were a real man, she wouldn't be looking to get it from anyone else. The next time you're at the gym, the next time to leave for a sandwich, she's going to let me know, and then I'm going to give her what she needs.

Boyfriend: **** ***** you *****, you talk a lot of **** over the phone, when I find you, I'm gonna cut your *****

Me: Hang up the phone, b****. I will send you the address to a park where we can meet and settle this like men tomorrow. Then while you're in the hospital, I am going to be the one f***ing Bridget. You might want to come strapped. *click*

Boyfriend: Hello?? Hello?!? Hello?!?!?!?!?

So, tonight I'm going to face off against this douche bag, beat his ass, and show him who is really in charge. After tonight, when I call, he is going to be afraid to even let it ring and make me wait. And he will wait patiently outside her bedroom while I do what a man does to her.

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Youre right. Ill flip the script tomorrow