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Basically, I have been spitting game with some chick at the local library I use for Wi-Fi who has a live-in boyfriend. It is a hard thing to do, because you have to get inside their head, undermine him constantly, basically subtley paint him out as the bad guy without coming off as some friend shoulder to cry on. It usually takes month, but I've managed to pull it off before. It took me 2 months to get her phone number, and lately I have been chatting up with her while he is at the gym. She doesn't know that I'm seducing her, but she gives all the signs that she's receptive of it.

I called her at my regular time last night around 9:00 PM. Phone rang longer than usual, and someone picks up, tells me to f*** off, and hangs up.

I am pretty pissed because I was not expecting that, it was a male's voice and he sounded pissed, so I called back.

This time he answers, super aggressive "HELLO?!". I can hear my friend crying in the background, saying "Baby, please, calm down!" all this other stuff. I say "Put Bridget on the phone." and he tells me that he is her bf. The exchange follows.

Me: So you're the chump Bridget tells me about.

Dude on the phone: What the f*** you doing calling my girl in the middle of the night?

Me: I wanted a piece of that ass, I was going to tell her to drive it down her and park it over my couch.

Boyfriend: f*** you, you little f***!!!! Stay the f*** away from MY woman, she belongs to ME!!!

Me: If you were a real man, she wouldn't be looking to get it from anyone else. The next time you're at the gym, the next time to leave for a sandwich, she's going to let me know, and then I'm going to give her what she needs.

Boyfriend: **** ***** you *****, you talk a lot of **** over the phone, when I find you, I'm gonna cut your *****

Me: Hang up the phone, b****. I will send you the address to a park where we can meet and settle this like men tomorrow. Then while you're in the hospital, I am going to be the one f***ing Bridget. You might want to come strapped. *click*

Boyfriend: Hello?? Hello?!? Hello?!?!?!?!?

So, tonight I'm going to face off against this douche bag, beat his ass, and show him who is really in charge. After tonight, when I call, he is going to be afraid to even let it ring and make me wait. And he will wait patiently outside her bedroom while I do what a man does to her.