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TopicMark Sanchez, former quarterback, stabbed
jackgunney
10/06/25 9:52:39 PM
#26
Wow, Moore's ass must've caused a hell of a concussion.

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TopicYou must choose a fictional fantasy death that will happen one day
jackgunney
10/06/25 3:28:15 PM
#4
WingsOfGood posted...
Ghost sucks you
:D

WingsOfGood posted...
into weird dead realm but it is horrifying or like The Room
:(

Honestly, the vampire one would probably be the most painless

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TopicMichael Madsen never said no to anyone huh?
jackgunney
10/06/25 3:24:24 PM
#5
Shame he had to take the low hanging fruit when he was superb in Reservoir Dogs.

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TopicWhat ended up fixing Wakka's racism?
jackgunney
09/25/25 5:49:44 PM
#23
Holy_Cloud105 posted...
And? The scene in game where Tidus straight up asks her about getting with Wakka in Guadosalam/Farplane her response is to be pissed off that he would even think of suggesting it.
I took that as she didn't like him sticking his nose in sensitive business that he wasn't supposed to know about.

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TopicLegally what can I do about this situation?
jackgunney
09/25/25 4:20:39 PM
#22
thronedfire2 posted...
that's what a weed whacker is for
My tree line is a few yards in from my property line, which is why I think my neighbor thinks his yard is bigger than it is, I would have to really out and around to get that last strip.

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TopicLegally what can I do about this situation?
jackgunney
09/25/25 4:18:57 PM
#19
Mr_Karate_II posted...
At least I don't think about abusing animals like you
You're funny

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TopicLegally what can I do about this situation?
jackgunney
09/25/25 4:16:26 PM
#14
Mr_Karate_II posted...
Yo, what the actual fuck? Who the fuck thinks like this? You need to be banned from CE immediately
XD, ok kid.

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TopicLegally what can I do about this situation?
jackgunney
09/25/25 4:15:02 PM
#11
AvlButtslam posted...
Call the HOA if you have one maybe
We don't. When I moved it there was talks of one starting up but nothing ever came of it.

And everyone needs to calm down. I amped up and venting because I just had to deal with them again today, I'm not going to actually shoot the dogs

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TopicLegally what can I do about this situation?
jackgunney
09/25/25 4:07:38 PM
#6
thronedfire2 posted...
sounds like you need a fence
I want to but it would make mowing around it and my other trees such a hassle.

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TopicLegally what can I do about this situation?
jackgunney
09/25/25 4:06:16 PM
#4
K181 posted...
Is your thought process that you might want to shoot dogs with a paintball gun? Thats fucked up.
To keep them off my property, yes. They are not nice dogs, they've gotten aggressive with me when I tried to shoo them back towards their yard.

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TopicWhat ended up fixing Wakka's racism?
jackgunney
09/25/25 4:04:57 PM
#20
Holy_Cloud105 posted...
didnt even consider Wakka an option at that point.
Do you not remember the scene during the Blitzball game when Wakka subbed out because he was banged up?

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TopicLegally what can I do about this situation?
jackgunney
09/25/25 4:02:51 PM
#1
I live on a cul de sac which made my property lines a little weird. My neighbor's back patio is like 5 feet from my property line. Anyway, this new couple in their mid 20s moved in at the beginning of they year. Nice people but they are lazy as fuck. They have two dogs that they chain up just off their patio when they let them out, and the chain is long enough to reach well into my yard. All summer their dogs have been pissing on one my trees that I planted last year and completely killed it. They let their dogs crap in my yard too and I've been using a scooper to throw it back onto their property. If it's raining they don't bother to chain the dogs up they just let them run freely and they charge across my yard, into my garden, and just crap wherever they feel like. I've asked them nicely twice to keep their dogs on their property and to stop letting them do their business on my trees but it's still happening.
A few days ago after work I noticed they had a surveyor out looking at their property, I don't think they know where their's ends and mine begins. I know where my property lines are because that house wasn't even built yet when I moved it.

I'm about to load up my old paintball gun but I don't want to go to jail over this.

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TopicWhat ended up fixing Wakka's racism?
jackgunney
09/25/25 3:52:03 PM
#17
Hambo posted...
Being forced to work together with some Al Bhed folks and getting to know them and then seeing the true colors of the folks peddling prejudice against them.
This and learning that his beliefs that he's strictly held to his hold life was a crock of shit.

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TopicFavorite Spongebob episode.
jackgunney
09/22/25 11:02:21 PM
#28
ReturnOfDevsman posted...
Shangheid
You're good, you're good, you're good.

I do this to people at work when they're reversing forklifts through empty tubs.

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TopicBret Hart says Bill Goldberg should give him his Saudi Blood money.
jackgunney
09/22/25 10:27:06 AM
#22
It's been 25 years, let it go.

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TopicDo you comb your hair before you go to bed?
jackgunney
09/20/25 5:13:35 PM
#3
I don't comb my hair... ever. I usually keep my hair cut rather short so it's not an issue but even when it does get longer I rarely comb it unless I know I'm going to a somewhat formal event.

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TopicHey CE, I'm looking for a new gaming/office chair.
jackgunney
09/20/25 5:08:17 PM
#7
I took advice from one of my smaller friends (5' 10" maybe 140 lbs) and bought a chair designed for obese people. I'm 6'3" 250 lbs and the chair I got has a weight limit of 600 lbs. I can sit in it for hours and never get uncomfortable.

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TopicBaseball is BACK! 4: The Real Choke Blues
jackgunney
09/16/25 8:13:23 PM
#4
Another year of the pitching blues for the Yanks but I blame Cashman for such a lackluster trade deadline showing.

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TopicWhat's your favorite fictional species/race CE?
jackgunney
09/16/25 6:00:20 AM
#45
The Asari for... reasons.

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TopicHave you ever been in jail before?
jackgunney
09/15/25 5:09:11 PM
#7
Yes, for underage drinking, on father's day. That was a fun phone call to make.

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TopicSchools when bullied kids fight back:
jackgunney
09/09/25 3:31:18 PM
#74
When I was in the fifth grade there was a special needs kid in the same grade as me that waited at the same bus stop as me and he had special needs strength. One day he shows up wearing a DX shirt. Some smart mouth 2nd grader that rode the bus with us was wearing a shirt with the Rock on it. The 2nd grader told the special needs kid that "DX sucks" and the special needs kid snaps and just starts beating the piss out of him. He probably would have killed him but I grabbed him off. Just as I was separating them the bus pulls up and driver accused me of fighting.

I would have gotten a few days suspension but my parents raised hell and the school investigated the incident a little and found I was innocent.

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TopicRaymond Cruz (Tuco from BB/BCS) arrested for spraying kid w/hose while washing
jackgunney
09/08/25 9:33:36 PM
#12
boxoto posted...
asked the girl to move out of the way. When she didn't, she allegedly got sprayed
Fair, next.

Honestly this is such a non issue. Couldn't they have just ticketed him for disorderly conduct or some shit?

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TopicWhat game should be adapted to amazon of HBO max next?
jackgunney
09/08/25 9:24:35 PM
#9
Helldivers with a new cast every episode because they die while on missions.

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TopicWho do you like more, Palpatine or Joker?
jackgunney
09/08/25 3:38:59 PM
#28
Zikten posted...
I don't know if main universe comic joker has ever actually died. He's appeared to have died many times but it's always revealed later that he survived
Has there ever been a main comic book villain that has stayed dead?

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TopicWho do you like more, Palpatine or Joker?
jackgunney
09/08/25 3:29:28 PM
#24
Southernfatman posted...
HQ too because she got popular. Sure, they are comic book characters and aren't realistic, but even in a wacky comic book world, there's that limit on suspending disbelief.
I remember reading one where Wonder Woman gets tricked by HQ and then HQ is able to fight her and get away. With WW power and speed as soon as the ruse was up she should have had HQ subdued in a blink of an eye.

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TopicTom Phillips (child abductor) shot dead by New Zealand police
jackgunney
09/08/25 3:26:04 PM
#17
Trumble posted...
Update: The other children have been found and are well.
Excellent.

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TopicWho do you like more, Palpatine or Joker?
jackgunney
09/07/25 8:29:19 PM
#7
Honestly I'm starting to get tired of the Joker. It's getting to the point where he (and Harley Quinn) are Mary Sues. They are beating/outsmarting heroes they shouldn't and the only explanation is that they're just so insane.

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TopicIt's odd how common it is for tennis players to be criminals.
jackgunney
09/07/25 8:25:30 PM
#6
*Loud grunting noise*

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TopicHow do you deal with getting ghosted when you didn't see it coming?
jackgunney
09/07/25 8:23:38 PM
#31
Probably mope about for a couple days, overthinking what I could have said that drove them off.

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TopicTom Phillips (child abductor) shot dead by New Zealand police
jackgunney
09/07/25 8:21:15 PM
#2
Damn. I'm glad they got him but too bad they couldn't take him alive so he could tell the cops where the other kids are. Hopefully the one they got knows.

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TopicSay you won the powerball tonight, what's your first major purchase?
jackgunney
09/06/25 10:26:27 AM
#19
I would say a better house with more property but I'd likely buy my dream car, 1970s Dodge Challenger RT with a Hemi

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TopicI've never seen CE so disappointed
jackgunney
09/02/25 10:14:35 PM
#38
Tsukasa1891 posted...
https://youtu.be/Ih1QrboYDsY?si=TnD7sx5mGaSdnDed&t=51
The chants got old real quick when the fans were chanting it when SCSA wasn't even involved.

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TopicI've never seen CE so disappointed
jackgunney
09/02/25 10:00:50 PM
#36
KaZooo posted...
Donald Trump

He cost me the title and didn't want to drink a beer with me

He's hurting my feelings

What

I'm getting sad

What

melancholy

What

I want to cry

What

I said I want to cry

What

Cry

Because that sum bitch don't want to drink beer with me
Do you think you're funny?

What?

Are you supposed to amuse me?

What?

Make me laugh?

What?

Make me smile?

What?

Slap my knee?

What?

Split my sides?

What?

NO!

My all time favorite performance from SCSA, second only to the birth of Austin 3:16 and That's the bottom line...

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TopicI've never seen CE so disappointed
jackgunney
09/02/25 3:55:03 PM
#10
I'm disappointed that I woke up and it wasn't magically the weekend again.

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TopicPeople who pronounce the word "jaguar" as "jag-wire"
jackgunney
09/02/25 3:23:57 PM
#16
Purple_Cheetah posted...
I just pull a "Jaaaaag" as old Top Gear decrees.
This, as in:
"This year my Colts are going to struggle playing the Jaaaaags,"

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TopicWhats everybody's favorite board game?
jackgunney
09/02/25 3:20:12 PM
#120
Oh, a long time ago I played Betrayal at the House on the Hill with a group of friends for like a full Saturday. We went through like 10 different scenarios and, apparently, that's not even close to all of them.

I'd like to play that or a similar game again.

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TopicLet's say you look into your Halloween pail and find a share size Kit-Kat
jackgunney
08/31/25 3:07:35 PM
#8
Turbam posted...
Jameel has Snickers, which is definitely a high value candy.
The fun sized is why he can get fucked. Plus, hot take: I don't care for snickers all that much.

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TopicLet's say you look into your Halloween pail and find a share size Kit-Kat
jackgunney
08/31/25 3:06:33 PM
#6
JustaSandwich posted...
Oh wow I completely forgot they changed "king size" to "share size".
They want to pretend that our fat asses aren't going to eat the whole thing ourselves.

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TopicLet's say you look into your Halloween pail and find a share size Kit-Kat
jackgunney
08/31/25 3:05:38 PM
#4
Jameel can get fucked. Bobby has the better deal, but I think I'm keeping the Kit-Kat as I like them better than sour patches and grape Fanta. If it was an orange Fanta I might consider.

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TopicWhats everybody's favorite board game?
jackgunney
08/31/25 2:04:11 PM
#95
Ryven posted...
IIRC they're relaunching it on either Kickstarter or Gamefound soon.

That's good, they go for ridiculous amounts on Ebay.

I hope they relaunch the expansions, too. I never got any of them and they are even rarer than the board game.

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TopicHot take: David Hayter has always sucked as Snakes voice actor
jackgunney
08/31/25 1:01:21 PM
#34
boxoto posted...
both *heavy MGSV spoilers* Naked Snake and Venom Snake are Big Boss,
Yes but Venom was a body double not the actual Big Boss, which is why I was okay with his voice being different.

boxoto posted...
Sutherland even voices Naked Snake in both Ground Zeros and Phantom Pain.
and I didn't like it.

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TopicWhats everybody's favorite board game?
jackgunney
08/31/25 12:53:57 PM
#92
I got this game back when it was crowd funded and I'm glad I did because of how rare it is now. I play it a lot with my nephews and niece so I guess it's my favorite. I don't pay many board games anymore.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/69c40bc4.jpg

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TopicHot take: David Hayter has always sucked as Snakes voice actor
jackgunney
08/31/25 12:42:41 PM
#24
Evening_Dragon posted...
I get that it's iconic and all, but

Kiefer Sutherland sounds better.
I didn't mind Sutherland in The Phantom Pain seeing as it's not actually Big Boss

Otherwise I prefer Hayter with my rose tinted glassed permanently fixed to my face.

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TopicThere are a lot of Internet sovereign citizens
jackgunney
08/31/25 11:48:00 AM
#3
It's easy to be confident behind a computer screen. In a real life confrontation 90% of those people would fold like a deck of cards.

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TopicHot take: David Hayter has always sucked as Snakes voice actor
jackgunney
08/31/25 11:42:28 AM
#2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76p_ncbffCE

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TopicMake America Gavin Again
jackgunney
08/28/25 3:29:59 PM
#29
ngl I was expecting an RDR 2 meme.

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TopicIf you die in the game you die for real!
jackgunney
08/27/25 6:28:44 PM
#23
PGA 2K25

So do I get to live as one of the greatest golfers ever and get all the money my character would have made in real life?

or is it a hell where I'm forced to play golf 24/7 and hear the same generic copyright free music for eternity?

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TopicWhen did you discover CE?
jackgunney
08/27/25 3:42:34 PM
#50
Al--Mualim posted...
313 kept talking about it
Has CE always been 400?

I feel like we used to call it a different number.

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TopicRaja Jackson (Son of UFC's Rampage Jackson) assaults wrestler
jackgunney
08/27/25 3:38:08 PM
#156
Nintendo-34 posted...
The rambling about not being a bitch comes off as years of abuse getting out. Doesn't excuse the young man's actions, but it's a reason that this shit starts at home.
It was also coming from his chat. I saw a video where he was sitting ringside and someone in chat said it was a fake crashout and that got him hot.

But, yes, years of Rampage antagonizing him was the majority of it.

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TopicRaja Jackson (Son of UFC's Rampage Jackson) assaults wrestler
jackgunney
08/26/25 7:58:13 PM
#144
Mark Henry is joining RVD in the victim blaming

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzPDxEyJ8Ns

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