Lurker > KillerSlaw

Nothing screams "not important" to me more than comparing a film to Rogue One lol

Also, I'm pretty sure Better Luck Tomorrow is Han's backstory, not Tokyo Drift. Tokyo Drift is just like "hey, this is some unimportant shit Han flat out said he was going to at the end of Fast Five and Fast Six."

Like it's a good movie but it's not important to the Fast and Furious franchise at all.
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

I'll never understand why Anakin just didn't leave the Jedi Order if he hated it so much.
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

ssj3vegeta_ posted...

wtf is martin

And like, I guess I kind of agree. I feel like Fresh Prince is definitely more for a white, family audience.
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

There's a Dunkin Donuts next to the gas station I have to use to gas up my work van in the morning, and sometimes the line is so long that it blocks the entrance to the damn gas station.

Only time I ever have road rage tbqh
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Overpriced bars
A bunch of shitty hipster music shows
A bunch of lame hipster comedians
Italian Restaurants
Medieval Times if you wanna go to Schaumberg

And of course gang violence on the south and west sides.

If you feel like gambling, you can go to the Horseshoe or Ameristar Casinos right across the Chicago/Indiana border or if you want to stay in Illinois I think there's a casino in Des Plaines.
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

Not even Hitler would continue to argue with the police after being told he is free to go.
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

Uhhhhhh
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

No need for a hypothetical. I just did it because I couldn't use my left hand last week.

Not being able to drive was far more unbearable than no games tbqh
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

I'm pretty sure it's because the vast majority of PC players started on PC where as everyone on Xbox One probably came over from the start when the entire fucking game was broken and gave everyone billions of dollars.
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

So wait, fucking your girl now makes you a cuck?

I don't get CE's use of this term at all.
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

Dicks always big in the hands of a dwarf
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Ampelas posted...

Scofields is the original one

Scofields is the one I remember ripping off when I created the Clear one lol
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

When I signed up for selective service it was 18-25.
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

27

14% kidney function

But I'm actually kind of sad at the fact that I am no longer fit to serve.
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

Joeydollaz posted...

That's the future of America btw

Doubtful. He looks like he lives in Section 8.
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

Leaving this world is not as scary as it sounds.
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

Don't worry TC, I was also told that I should blame republicans when it turned out that my insurance that can't be denied to me because I suddenly developed Kidney Disease now mysteriously won't cover the transplant I need.

I should still be grateful that I now have to pay 150 dollars a month on top of 7000 dollar deductible for insurance that "covers me" while not fucking covering me.
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

*see's that it is directed by Zach Braff*


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I was always under the impression that *something* happened that disillusioned her love of Japan, if it was ever more than a gimmick in the first place. I always heard stories that when she actually got to Japan she was shunned or something.

Which just lead to her going home and becoming a family woman.
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smoliske posted...

joe40001 posted...

This topic isn't creepy at all

Fucking Rekt
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."