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Solid Sonic posted...

@CJayC

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EnragedSlith posted...

KiwiTerraRizing posted...

FluttershyPony posted...

rooting for mayweather, if only to make all the lardass bald goatie middle aged men (aka the MMA community) drop down in tears.

Watch out man, those guys started taking bjj after their wife left them and practice in their studio apartments while watching UFC Unleashed and telling themselves how they would of fought better than the fighters they watch.

Also size doesn't matter if you're skilled Bro. He has a friend who beat up 6 NFL players with his knowledge of striking.

How is taking up bjj or another fighting sport to pursue a hobby and get in shape worth derision?

Sounds like an MMA dude fucked his girl tbh
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I loved and hated her short skirt
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What kind of burrito will I get to play as
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What? Didnt Mayweather already p much kill boxing? I mean, for the technical people who actually know the depth of the sport he might seem awesome but a lot of the casual world p much only know him for his chicken shit antics and finds it boring.
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KiwiTerraRizing posted...

You're much thinner than I assumed

Second post destruction. I love it.
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ArchiePeck posted...

But I think McGregor is great. He totally gets it, knows how to play the game and has made tens of millions of dollars from his ability to cut great promos.

Yep. Hes honestly how I got into UFC because I ate that shit up from the start and loved how pissed he made people which this thread shows. A loud ass cocky bastard but absolutely humble after the fight is over.
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Aw yeah bought it last night to download over night. Cant wait to get home from work today.

Are there any jobs to avoid or are they all equally p good?
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If Sammy Sosa was Indian he'd be Sammy Samosa
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I dont know what I want more

Either for Mac to flash KO Mayweather (which I know wont happen in a million years dont get ya panties in a bundle)

Or for Mac to get frustrated and attempt a double leg takedown then ground and pound Mayweather while eating the DQ
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But this coconut is my JAM

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51BVDcjK4eL._SY355_.jpg
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Saxon = Joke feet
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All roads lead to Gran Soren.
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Ni no kuni? Idk
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Gorbachev posted...

Also, I have to lol at CE's standards. This girl has the most upvotes on /r/prettygirls and people on CE are calling her basic, and boring and shit.

Like damn, and I thought I had high standards.

I mean she's pretty

But she literally looks like every other blonde instathot
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https://instagram.com/p/BHN6jGSDpPi/

Lol @ this pic. Supposed to be a goodbye post to a friend yet posts the worst picture imaginable of said friend. As long as she looks good tho right?
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Generic blonde instathot
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People were out and about and just loving life and you could tell who the real bitter people in life were that hated on it.
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I love thrusting my tongue into the glazed center of a cinnamon roll
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Strider102 posted...

That feeling when you're exploring at night, lower leveled, nearly out of oil, suddenly your lantern runs out, it's pitch black.

Then it happens, you hear a roar and out of the darkness comes a dragon.

But its okay because all roads lead to Gran Soren
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Ivanka Trump!

...Do you like strudel?
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Have you ever punched someone with your foot?
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Was that the one where psn was down for a month?

I used that whole month doing solo zombies on black ops 1

Fucking hated zombies afterwards
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Balthier
Balthier
Balthier
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Shes so naturally beautiful that she can actually work the buzz cut tbh.
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_OujiDoza_ posted...

Hell yeah I would bang her.

Five rounds?
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E32005 posted...

She looks like she's pretty with more hair

She is

Rose Namajunas
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95% of the time her face looks disgusted
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Bitch I look like Gandalf
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MegaTech posted...

V-E-G-Y- posted...

den i would love her and put a ring on da finger

True. If a girl ate my ass she'd come out looking like Guan Yu. That's a ride or die chick right there

xD
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SableWolfAngel posted...

KiwiTerraRizing posted...

SableWolfAngel posted...

bijoulove. You guys should message me and we can chat like it's 1999!

Like the theater?

No, like the hamster from Hamtaro and the emotion. I was just a wee lass when I made it so it's not very special >.>

Aw I loved Hamtaro! You wouldve totally been on my myspace top 8!
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TroutPaste posted...

SmarterChild

Hey we were friends!
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Then why are they called kimono dragons
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How many times did you clap
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I somehow avoided the cliche of having azn or pinoy in my screen name <__<
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When it was cool of course. Not now <__<

He Who Says Hoy
Sizzled Pork
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MC_BatCommander posted...

IIRC Real swords are supposed to do that, if they were rigid they would break easily. Those ones might be more accurate to real life swords.

But sometimes they legit look like rubber swords or something lol
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Is it supposed to show that the user is whipping them around so fast that they floppy or???
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One time in college I was listening to Tom Brady have sex because his dorm room was close to mine and he sometimes had loud sex. There was lots of screaming and moaning going on and I started to imagine the girl was moaning about me and I began to chub up a little. Then I heard him shout, "Who's got the bomb ass dick? Who's got the bomb ass dick, bitch?" And I whispered aloud, "Me. I've got the bomb ass dick." Then I shaved my chest and did 13 or so pushups and walked around proudly for the rest of the day.
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Tell her the spirit is willing to wait but the flesh is weak
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Wait. Move ANY two cards from your deck to your hand?
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DevsBro posted...

clench your face

Went with this. Face hurts now.

Wrong advice to take. Youre supposed to relax your face to absorb the impact
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Wait what does pot of greed do the video went too fast
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I would take a bullet for Aunt May
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Better than a carrot I suppose
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