Lurker > EpicMickeyDrew

RedWhiteBlue posted...

ThyCorndog posted...

exciting in the way a zombie apocalypse would be.

not great if it actually happened, but an interesting fiction

I disagree, Zombie apocalypse is exciting in the sense that you can survive, kill zombies, scavenge, become badass af. Nuclear war and you're either dead in an instant or die slowly to radiation.
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Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe

YoshitoKikuchi posted...

GiftedACIII posted...

Amazing

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Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe

CountessRolab posted...

Damn_Underscore posted...

how tf does he live in nyc with no income

He is still making a lot of money off existing vids. Youtubers are horrifically overpaid.
https://socialblade.com/youtube/user/jontronshow

What happened in July 2015?
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Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe

Are you German TC? I'd say in the future if this happens you should usually opt to the 'wouldn't you rather see it in person route' or the 'you first etc' route, use your best judgement, I wouldn't straight up send a nude because there's a high chance she'll screenshot it or take a pic with a second phone or w/e, and you obviously don't want that circulating. Just my 2 cents.
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Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe

R0ttedHorror posted...

EpicMickeyDrew posted...

R0ttedHorror posted...

We talked on okc then text messaging for like 2 months before we met.

R0ttedHorror posted...

Girl i met on okc a month ago

Which is it TC?

We met irl a month ago. But messaged each other about 2 months before thatt.

Topic title is misleading, it implies you met on okc a month ago.
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Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe

R0ttedHorror posted...

We talked on okc then text messaging for like 2 months before we met.

R0ttedHorror posted...

Girl i met on okc a month ago

Which is it TC?
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Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe

Good lord, name?
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Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe

@psvitantifail
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Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe

A man needs some names.
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Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe

Vegy is a bro. I like his style of humour.
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Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe

DragonPick posted...

@EpicMickeyDrew

Made my day aha, thanks man!

@DragonPick
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Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe

LordFarquad1312 posted...

Season 2 in general was not very good in general, but the origin story was awesome.

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Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe

That top one, is that 'any girl who is single' or 'any girl'?
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Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe

Shame there probably won't be a sequel now.
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Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe

Tales was my favourite one. I enjoyed it more than any other telltale game. The humour was spot on.
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Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe

TimePharaoh posted...

EpicMickeyDrew posted...

TimePharaoh posted...

If you're cold you can put something on if you're hot you're eventually just naked and still hot

No fuck off

You're missing the point. If you put something on you are no longer cold. The point is unpleasantly warm is better than unpleasantly cold. You're argument is like saying 'I'd rather be thirsty than hungry because if you're thirsty you can just drink something'
@TimePharaoh

Except you can always fix being uncomfortably cold when you want to. The same is not true for being uncomfortably hot. You're just fucked.

I'll take "being uncomfortable but fixing it whenever I want" to "being perpetually uncomfortable"

You're still missing the point. @TimePharaoh
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Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe

TimePharaoh posted...

If you're cold you can put something on if you're hot you're eventually just naked and still hot

No fuck off

You're missing the point. If you put something on you are no longer cold. The point is unpleasantly warm is better than unpleasantly cold. You're argument is like saying 'I'd rather be thirsty than hungry because if you're thirsty you can just drink something'
@TimePharaoh
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Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe

Pics of you tc. How old are you how old is she?
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Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe

MuayThai85 posted...

Come to Asia. 4'11"-5'4" 90-115lb girls aplenty here. Might even get lucky and find one with a fat ass and big tits (my wife is the former).

Pics of wife.
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Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe

stevethewindow posted...

nativengine posted...

I'm native so let's see if y'all can figure it out.

First part: opposite of short

Second part: it shoots arrows

Long bow?

Tall crossbow?
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Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe

Kelystic posted...

what?
seperate games?
when?
localization?

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Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe

CableZL posted...

3 days

I had viral meningitis the summer before 9th grade, had a focal seizure, and fell unconscious. I woke up in the hospital 3 days later.

Metal.
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Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe

hockeybub89 posted...

asdf8562 posted...

Alucard188 posted...

If your reason for not tipping is "You could buy yourself more food with that money", then perhaps you should just stay home and have a home-cooked meal.

Theres this delusion that a person must tip.

You're right. There is no law. You can be such a maladjusted person that you don't know how to function in current society. That is your natural right.

What you call 'Maladjusted person'. I call not being a sucker.
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Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe

Rhylos posted...

Easy way avoid tipping: never eat out

If only there was a way to eat out and not tip. It's like there's no way to avoid the completely optional money drain that is tipping.
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Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe

I liked white Christmas.
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Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe

MorbidFaithless posted...

Also, if you're with friends are you each supposed to tip 20% (or whatever percent) or pull your resources and do one tip equaling 20% of total bill? In this scenario you're paying separately for your meals.

You realise it's the same price either way. @MorbidFaithless
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Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe

Zurkon posted...

I agree, it was a good movie.

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Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe

@NightMarishPie @CirocObama
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Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe

At the airport lads.
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Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe

Hexenherz posted...

We've had it for I'd hazard to guess at least a decade now but it's never really picked up anywhere.

It's super convenient, I'd struggle to think of a single store that doesn't have over here.

Axiom posted...

stoltenberg11 posted...

I read that as USAsians at first and thought what the fuck does any of this have to do with Asian Americans specifically

LOL
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Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe

Reading that retail topic and I keep seeing all these foreign terms, 'swiping' 'cash back' 'chip' 'debit or credit'. In the UK it's just tap the reader 'beep' and you're done, simple.
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Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe

How old was that last guy TC?
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Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe

NightMarishPie posted...

EpicMickeyDrew posted...

CirocObama posted...

Timing for your protein shake is irrelevant.

Most people swear by having it post work out, or pre bed.

But doesn't drinking it half an hour after working out feed the muscles more?

in the event you're not trolling, (this is a huge troll thing to say in the fitness industry) protein timing after a workout is hugely irrelevant and there is no added effect taking it 5mins after working out vs. 5 hours.

Surely closer is better, that's when your muscles most need the protein? To phrase it another way, where's the cut off point? 5 hours is fine, sure, but what about 6 hours? 8 hours? 12 hours? 24 hours? 50 hours?
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Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe

CirocObama posted...

Timing for your protein shake is irrelevant.

Most people swear by having it post work out, or pre bed.

But doesn't drinking it half an hour after working out feed the muscles more?
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Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe

Anteaterking posted...

EpicMickeyDrew posted...

Ayyy, ever thought about learning Romanian?

If I marry her, I probably will, because she would want her kids to know it.

I would be more willing if I didn't get a Russian major as an undergraduate. I don't know if I can hold three grammars that distinct in my head.

AY look at Mr Big Shot over here, with his Russian major and his grammars.
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Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe

byron posted...

How is it not long distance

We live together (at university) ~9 months of the year.

Anteaterking posted...

My girlfriend is Romanian. I've only met her parents the one time they flew to America. They didn't speak English, but I brought her mom flowers.

Ayyy, ever thought about learning Romanian?

Cheater87 posted...

Have a great time!

Thanks!
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Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe

DevsBro you're drunk, go home.
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Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe

Transcendentia posted...

nice, enjoy. you made a good choice.

Thanks man :)

gguirao posted...

How long have you and your girlfriend been dating?

10 Months :)

NathanX95 posted...

I'm Romanian, if you have any questions I can attempt to answer them, but my knowledge is a bit limited since I haven't been there in many years.

WHOA.
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Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe

unpleasant_milk posted...

How many vampires are you planning on killing?
Is the stake through the heart still the preferred method of dispatch?

BRUH I'm not going to Transylvania, too spooky.

Coolppl Owns posted...

LDR are not worth it bruh

It's not long distance.
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Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe

iamintents posted...

yeah right. you're getting Hostle'd

Hostle'd?

Muffinz0rz posted...

Where do you live

England mate.

Verdekal posted...

Bucharest?

Flying there and then driving to Ploesti.
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Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe

Meeting her non-English speaking parents for the first time wish me luck.
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Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe

DevsBro posted...

In fairness, I have screwed up as many as three times at the card machine.

The thing threw me a total curveball. Or rather, it didn't. I had been putting in my pin at the gas pumps for like a decade, then suddenly they all started asking for my zip code instead. Then this one still asked for my pin, but I wasn't paying attention and gave it my zip code three times. Locked down my card.

In extra fairness, card machines are getting ridiculous. Some of them want you to swipe, others want you to insert, others want you to swipe for credit or insert for debit, some want the other way around, some want your pin, some want your zip code, some ask you if you want to donate to the human fund, some ask if you want cash back...

It's kind of a nightmare for someone with ADD or a steong basal ganglia.

Can't you just use contactless?
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Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe

prince_leo posted...

averagejoel posted...

it's literally the same

http://easydamus.com/character.html
That was the wrong link, my bad (same website though), since it does a whole character for you

Neutral Good Human Ranger (2nd Level)
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Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe

DonaldClinton posted...

EpicMickeyDrew posted...

Did Colin Firth die in the first movie?

Watch it and find out

I have watched it. Hence the question because i distinctly remember him dying.
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Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe

Did Colin Firth die in the first movie?
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Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe

MuayThai85 posted...

Nah, just ended up having a busy night with the baby. Dude didn't even show. We were supposed to meet up at a restaurant near my house at 8pm. He had his girlfriend call my wife at 745 to cancel. Claimed he had a business call to make to China.

So I told her to tell him not to bother calling or asking again. Said he had his shot, he blew and it if he comes to my house I'll hit him.

Couldn't even cancel himself geez, what a dirtbag.
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Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe

ftfy
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Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe

averagejoel posted...

EpicMickeyDrew posted...

averagejoel posted...

if my friend confided it in me, I'd still be friends with them, but if their s/o asked me if they cheated, I'd tell the truth

Some friend you are.

my morals > relationship with my friend that I don't care about

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Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe

averagejoel posted...

if my friend confided it in me, I'd still be friends with them, but if their s/o asked me if they cheated, I'd tell the truth

Some friend you are.
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Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe