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TopicDo you like boobs?
pkmnlord
08/25/17 1:46:47 AM
#22
thronedfire2 posted...
A nice ass is much more important than big boobs

Nobody fucking cares
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TopicDo you like boobs?
pkmnlord
08/25/17 12:58:19 AM
#8
I fucking LOVE boobs, shouts out to NeonOctopus (not going to @ him because that ain't the Gamefaqs I know and fuck with).
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TopicEver listen to podcasts or music at work?
pkmnlord
08/24/17 1:31:53 PM
#4
Music every now and then, but I have to be selective because it's retail so obviously I can't have anything too gangster blaring.
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TopicBREAKING: Footage of alien trying to bust out of human body
pkmnlord
08/21/17 5:00:37 AM
#37
So if you were able to cut his leg open where that was happening (pretend that blood isn't pouring out his leg), would you just see his muscles/ligaments all tightening up and doing other gross stuff?
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TopicWhy the HECK would someone actually DO this?
pkmnlord
08/21/17 4:28:12 AM
#9
Topic"Lips that touch liquor shall NOT touch ours."
pkmnlord
08/21/17 3:55:00 AM
#15
Funny how the most troll-like one is pointing at the sign as though we really need to know that she's all about that.
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TopicMy online date turned out to be handicapped
pkmnlord
08/20/17 7:03:39 PM
#2
LastTomorrow posted...
Is wrong of me to not want to involve with someone like that.

There's absolutely nothing wrong if you don't want to take this any further because of that, and it's only gonna seem as wrong as you keep telling yourself it is.

And if anyone tells you otherwise, copy and paste this in response: Fuck off
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TopicRockstar possibly going to disable solo public sales in GTA Online next update
pkmnlord
08/19/17 2:00:00 PM
#32
ModLogic posted...
blame the fucking "consumers" who continue to enable them.

You know how damn hard it is to hold every single idiot who has ever bought a shark card accountable?

Rockstar should just bend over and actually listen to what their audience tells them to do.
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TopicWhat's the best way to clear out the whole poop chute?
pkmnlord
08/18/17 6:00:41 PM
#7
Sugar free gummy bears
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TopicAdblocker
pkmnlord
08/17/17 2:58:58 PM
#6
chill02 posted...
Key posted...
LightHawKnight posted...
Why would anyone use something other than Ublock Origin?

Because they're unaware that Adblock Plus sucks now.
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TopicApplebees "done appealing to millennials" closing up to 135 locations!
pkmnlord
08/16/17 11:05:03 AM
#11
Millennials "done giving a shit about Applebees" as they don't care about the closing of 135 locations!
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TopicWow. That Ice Cream Pokemon is so freaking cute!
pkmnlord
08/15/17 11:09:23 AM
#58
No because gay orgies are funnier.
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TopicWow. That Ice Cream Pokemon is so freaking cute!
pkmnlord
08/15/17 12:31:11 AM
#56
No, Alolan Dugtrio is the members of Hanson (or the 3 Stooges if you prefer) having a gay orgy.
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TopicWow. That Ice Cream Pokemon is so freaking cute!
pkmnlord
08/14/17 6:57:51 PM
#46
ZMythos posted...
People complaining about Gen V's designs never took a hard look at gen I

People who bring up Gen 1 when they hear people complain about Gen 5 are broken records.
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TopicNintendo is killing me with these SNES Classic Pre Orders
pkmnlord
08/13/17 10:32:48 PM
#21
NibeIungsnarf posted...
This behavior of Nintendo's has gotten so bad that I wish there was a successful boycott put against them

They would just assume people don't want video games anymore and drop out of the market completely, instead of actually seeing why people are boycotting them and/or reading criticism (god forbid someone tell Nintendo they shouldn't do something) and changing their act accordingly.
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TopicRIP The Rock's original Brahma Bull tattoo
pkmnlord
08/12/17 12:28:47 PM
#13
Yaridovich posted...
What the fuck is JUST?

Jacked Up Shit, Tim
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TopicI've never went to sleep in the nude before.
pkmnlord
08/10/17 11:40:23 PM
#17
If there isn't already something like a never-nude but for sleeping in bed, then I'd say that's what I am.
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TopicDespacito will get 4 billion views before Gangnam Style reaches 3 billion
pkmnlord
08/10/17 10:40:10 PM
#9
MorbidFaithless posted...
4 billion clicks on a link that leads to the vid?

Pretty sure it means this. Think of how many times people probably reset their Youtube app if their connection sucks or something, it probably counts every time the thing's opened up. And then you've got the people who are deliberately looking it up on any and every media it can be played on (that is, that Youtube can be played on).
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TopicCould you date a bisexual?
pkmnlord
08/10/17 6:43:01 PM
#6
Sure, although I've never personally had to compete with a girl for another girl's attention/affection, so when/if that ever happens it'll throw me for a loop.
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TopicIs working at GameStop basically the dream job for gamers?
pkmnlord
08/10/17 6:37:43 PM
#11
I remember when getting a job at Gamestop and going to some shitty community college for game design (the commercials I used to always see on TV were for a "Collins College") were my middle school dreams.
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TopicFuck, Sonic Mania's been leaked
pkmnlord
08/10/17 6:35:45 PM
#21
Here's a more important question than anything regarding story (as if anyone cares about that in 2D Sonic games): Is it at least FUN?
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TopicC/D: You don't "listen to songs"...
pkmnlord
08/10/17 4:59:08 AM
#7
I listen to songs on albums/EPs.
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TopicThis is legitimately some Loony Tunes shit
pkmnlord
08/07/17 6:06:29 AM
#22
Is this a new Pitfall reboot?
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TopicWhat makes 2Pac - Hit Em Up so great?
pkmnlord
08/07/17 4:36:48 AM
#2
The fact that he sounds so pissed.

Whether or not he had any actual reason to feel that way, god knows but still.
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TopicIs lyricism dead in modern rap?
pkmnlord
08/07/17 4:16:32 AM
#39
Well what's your definition of "new"? Like, within the past year/4 months?
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TopicDo you believe in the death penalty?
pkmnlord
08/07/17 4:02:36 AM
#61
Yes, including those who oppose it. They talk too much.
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TopicRetail Workers: What little things do customers do that just annoys you?
pkmnlord
08/06/17 1:48:51 PM
#304
There really needs to be a Festivus-type day for retail workers (in other words, a day where retail workers get to say anything their heart desires to customers, shitfaced or not, and they just have to sit there and take it).
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TopicCorrect me if I'm incorrect but is that Katy Perry eating a... mcdonalds?
pkmnlord
08/05/17 9:12:12 AM
#4
NibeIungsnarf posted...
I wonder if the tits match my imagination.

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TopicThe fuck are badges?
pkmnlord
08/04/17 8:52:30 PM
#15
Post 'em, post 'em, gotta shitpost 'em all

GAMEFAQSMON
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TopicAlison Brie nudes from her glory days have been released
pkmnlord
08/04/17 8:48:47 PM
#115
Blo posted...
tfw no girl will take birthday boob pics for you

I used to be able to negotiate something with some girls back in high school, but now everyone's married or got kids so you can't really do that anymore.
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TopicAlison Brie nudes from her glory days have been released
pkmnlord
08/04/17 8:57:14 AM
#9
Solar_Crimson posted...
It's quite scummy that hot celebrities keep not letting us see them naked.

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TopicI met someone tonight who pronounced Pewdiepie as "pew-dye-pye"
pkmnlord
08/03/17 7:21:55 PM
#11
First time I had ever seen him I thought that's how it was pronounced until I heard pretty much everyone pronounce it as "Pyoo-dee-pie".
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TopicWorst Super Mario Sunshine level?
pkmnlord
08/01/17 4:47:09 PM
#11
Even though I've got a few memorable moments of frustration for pretty much everything on the poll list, for me personally I never completed the giant stingray level of Sirena Beach for so damn long (it may have only been a couple years but it sure felt like it'd been a long time once I finally defeated it).
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TopicGood news: boobs are back
pkmnlord
08/01/17 4:36:27 PM
#28
Blackstar110 posted...
pkmnlord posted...
Cellllllebration time, COME ON

bro

it's "celebrate good times"

r u srs

I know that, but my mind's always interpreted it as that when I heard it growing up, so I still make that mistake.
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TopicGood news: boobs are back
pkmnlord
08/01/17 3:42:20 PM
#14
Cellllllebration time, COME ON
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TopicWhy does the DEA oppose hemp farming?
pkmnlord
08/01/17 3:41:39 PM
#22
hortanz posted...
pkmnlord posted...
I hope that textile mogul got his genitals chopped up ala Pain Olympics for causing weed and hemp to be illegal.


This is what an addict sounds like

You're next on the chopping block, boy
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TopicWhy does the DEA oppose hemp farming?
pkmnlord
08/01/17 2:05:44 PM
#10
I hope that textile mogul got his genitals chopped up ala Pain Olympics for causing weed and hemp to be illegal.
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TopicAnyone ever watch the food network when you're hungry?
pkmnlord
07/31/17 8:33:40 PM
#3
I also watch Food Network/anything food related on Youtube when I have a plate of food in front of me and while I eat it.

No clue why, for some reason watching people prepare food or even eat themselves (the food, not you know, themselves) while I'm also eating just makes it that much more of a pleasant experience.
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TopicRetail Workers: What little things do customers do that just annoys you?
pkmnlord
07/31/17 5:20:00 PM
#262
iosifsvoboda posted...
why does it Matter when people are slow and hold up customers? It's not like your job is based off how many customers you check out.

Maybe not, but that doesn't mean the employee still can't be wishing that you'd wrap up and fuck off sooner than later.

Plus you're inconveniencing other customers who may or may not be objectively better people than you, whom the employee would much rather interact with because they improve their overall quality of life, unlike the slow person.
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TopicNintendo does it again. Locking entire modes behind amiibo in new Metroid
pkmnlord
07/31/17 2:10:11 PM
#49
It's a double edged sword. If gamers everywhere were to mass revolt and just not buy the game (like that'd ever happen), then all it means is Nintendo thinks "OH GUESS THEY DIDN'T WANT A METROID GAME AFTER ALL" and then we never get another one after Prime 4 or god forbid they cancel it.

But on the other hand, if you still want to fucking play this thing and play that mode, you gotta play by Nintendo's bullcrap rules.
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TopicWhat made you prefer Facebook over MySpace?
pkmnlord
07/31/17 1:42:01 PM
#15
I found Facebook to be a bit weird to navigate at first, but really if it weren't for the fact that almost everyone I knew was hopping over to Facebook, I probably would've stayed on Myspace a little longer. After pretty much everyone I had added on Myspace had a Facebook and I re-added them there, I had no use for my Myspace.
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TopicDresses so tight youll lose circulation
pkmnlord
07/29/17 10:46:39 PM
#285
^^^^ I wish more girls would wear stuff like that when going out
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Topicwhat was so good about Home Movies?
pkmnlord
07/29/17 4:29:34 AM
#4
Hey Brendan

Brendan
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TopicWhat would you do if there was literally a s***storm?
pkmnlord
07/28/17 11:47:17 PM
#6
Not go outside, that's for damn sure.
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TopicIf someone lets you in and you don't do the wave....
pkmnlord
07/28/17 9:19:13 PM
#9
Americans clap after successfully stopping at a red light.
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TopicDon't bother posting tricky math equations if you're not
pkmnlord
07/28/17 2:49:07 PM
#8
Don't bother posting tricky math equations

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TopicWhy do car dealerships always buy way more cars than they can sell?
pkmnlord
07/28/17 2:43:27 PM
#16
One thing I've always hated about car dealerships is that they advertise like cars are something people buy as frequently as food or clothes.
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TopicI once ate half a weed brownie and didnt feel anything, so I ate the whole thing
pkmnlord
07/28/17 12:24:06 AM
#7
Brownies never did much for me, but once I ate half of a dispensary cookie (it was a chocolate chip + m&ms "texas" cookie), and I ate the other half too soon because I was only feeling the high I'd gotten from brownies before and thought that was it. Got a really bad headache and it was no longer a comfortable high.

Thought I'd take a nap to sleep it off, woke up 4 hours later still as high as I was when I went to sleep. Wasn't until I started getting some food down my throat that I finally started coming down.

Now I'm all conscious about my portions no matter what I eat if I ever do have an edible which is rare.
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TopicWhat kind of fucking tool takes a selfie with fucking Polaroid camera mid class
pkmnlord
07/28/17 12:19:44 AM
#12
I'm sure some art student somewhere actually did that and felt accomplished.
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TopicWhat is it about trains that make jackasses want to play their music out loud?
pkmnlord
07/28/17 12:18:43 AM
#6
I just don't get how they enjoy their music that way. It's not like bringing a bluetooth speaker when you're kicking it with friends, you're on public transit nobody gives a shit about you or your music lol.

And I love listening to music in public with my earphones in all the time. I'm not out here to converse with people, so I keep my entertainment to what's being blasted in my ears only.
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