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TopicDescribe your sex life using spongebob quotes
pkmnlord
06/17/17 11:34:13 PM
#18
Magic Conch Shell: "....Nothing"
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TopicThis Philadelphia Mom spent 25K for her 18 y/o MUSLIM SON..including HOT GIRLS!!
pkmnlord
06/17/17 11:30:17 PM
#24
I'm more surprised nobody's lost their shit over the Quran cake. Do Muslim extremists care if the holy book's depicted in that way (something to be consumed)? Have radical Christians ever gone nuts over a Bible cake?
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TopicHave any of you guys seen this Hi-C orange drink in stores?
pkmnlord
06/17/17 2:10:16 AM
#10
Ranmaru-2 posted...
pkmnlord posted...
Yeah I still see those in grocery stores pretty often. Wish they had adult sized juice boxes of Hi-C, these little kid sized ones are too small.

Omg really? Which stores did you see them in?

Mostly Frys Groceries, I haven't been to a Safeway in ages but I'll check if I'm ever there again soon.
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TopicHave any of you guys seen this Hi-C orange drink in stores?
pkmnlord
06/17/17 1:47:47 AM
#3
Yeah I still see those in grocery stores pretty often. Wish they had adult sized juice boxes of Hi-C, these little kid sized ones are too small.
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TopicWhy do Moon Pies exist?
pkmnlord
06/16/17 9:15:29 PM
#11
I'd rather get that poon pie n'am sayin'?
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TopicThat Cuphead game looks good af
pkmnlord
06/16/17 8:58:01 PM
#17
Bout fucking time.

But what's this I see? Xbox One and Windows 10?? Tfw still using 7. Tfw you're always a generation or two behind on operating systems.
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TopicI hate Cox internet. Keeps on flitting in and out for the past few hours.
pkmnlord
06/15/17 6:42:28 PM
#14
But I thought Cox was supposed to be like the best ISP out here. What the fuck else do we have if even the best isn't the best?
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TopicSaw Mean Girls for the first time. Lohan is fucking HOT! >_>
pkmnlord
06/15/17 5:35:02 PM
#10
Alllll youuuu sucka MCs ain't got nothin' on me
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TopicThat Cuphead game looks good af
pkmnlord
06/15/17 4:56:23 PM
#7
It's not fair that it's taking so long to get released.
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TopicDo you use Hydro Pump during sex?
pkmnlord
06/15/17 3:04:18 PM
#40
TopicRemember when you watched those childbirth videos in high school?
pkmnlord
06/15/17 3:02:17 PM
#13
Yeah, we got to watch two different ones. Neither were pleasant, but I just dealt with it lol. The sooner it was over, the better for me so I wasn't going apeshit like everyone else.
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TopicAdblock Detected!
pkmnlord
06/15/17 1:23:11 PM
#12
- Go into element hider (uBlock's is better)
- Hide their cheeky little "We detected you're using an adblocker" message (good for you, you're still not getting ad revenue you pieces of shit)
- Browse whatever site freely knowing they'll never get a penny from you
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TopicDat reaction for Metroid Prime 4
pkmnlord
06/14/17 9:38:12 PM
#13
BLAKUboy posted...
There was a very clear Metroid logo behind it.

That, and there's this ambience music playing in the background that builds up and sounds all space and Metroid-y but you can't hear it over all the people talking.
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TopicSJW gets BTFO by Mexican FGC player with 200ms ping
pkmnlord
06/14/17 9:31:50 PM
#18
muchdran posted...
Wtf is btfo?

"blown the fuck out"

As in, someone is so assblasted that their posterior is like a jet blowin' fuel out the back real hot
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TopicCosby yells Fat Albert line while exiting RAPE TRIAL
pkmnlord
06/14/17 9:18:14 PM
#7
I thought he was gonna follow it up with "It's BILLLLLL COSBY!" or something. That would've been villainous.
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TopicYoutube "Star" Austin Jones arrested for Child Pornography
pkmnlord
06/14/17 2:28:33 PM
#66
Vaati_Reborn posted...
"I have to see your butthole to know you care 100%"

hhahahahha what now

Lmfao same I was just like "okay this dude's really got some problems".

I was gonna say why he couldn't just pull the whole "prove you're my biggest fan" thing on someone at least of legal age, but yeah after reading all that, it's pretty clear there's something about them being underage that's getting his rocks off. Nasty, man.
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Topic>You are in 1994
pkmnlord
06/13/17 9:29:24 PM
#9
Oh fuck I'm 2 years old again goo goo ga ga
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TopicWould you go to a Death Grips dance party?
pkmnlord
06/13/17 9:28:48 PM
#3
Define "dance" in the context of listening to Death Grips lol
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TopicGame Grumps is such a s*** series
pkmnlord
06/13/17 9:03:00 PM
#16
I'm still subscribed to them but I haven't watched an episode in a very long time because they stopped playing stuff that was interesting to me (they really fucking overdid it with the Mario Maker episodes, good lord). One thing that's nice is that they seem to have dropped that Grumpcade shit too because that was turning into a massive buttfuck of a series with just anyone and everyone guest starring. Oh yeah remember when they started doing a ton of Guest Grump episodes with actors and celebs like Steve-O, Rob Schneider and his wife, and some Game of Thrones dudes I think too?

I wanna see Danny and Ross play Sierra point and click games again.
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TopicScenario: a Death Note falls in your lap
pkmnlord
06/12/17 9:26:00 PM
#9
Start fillin' them pages
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TopicAnybody peeping new SZA?
pkmnlord
06/09/17 1:49:40 AM
#4
Why's her stage name sound like some wannabe Wu-Tang member shit lol
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TopicWelp, my mom just opened all the special editions I was gonna resell
pkmnlord
06/08/17 9:13:07 PM
#15
She's got some nerve just throwing your stuff away like that, you should smack her for that.
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TopicMy doctor wants a stool sample.
pkmnlord
06/08/17 8:58:16 PM
#7
Lol I'd honestly buy a mini-fridge if I had to store shit in there overnight. I ain't sticking a bag of my own crap in my fridge, even if I moved everything away from it so it wasn't like touching the milk or something.
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TopicBest Pop-Tart flavor among the following?
pkmnlord
06/08/17 7:05:41 PM
#14
Mernardi posted...
Imagine not putting "Wild Berry" on the list.

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TopicFrom the slums of Shaolin, Wu-Tang Clan strikes again
pkmnlord
06/08/17 2:30:40 AM
#9
I also love how it's a prime example of RZA clearly making Method Man fill the role of being the "chorus guy" with his "ooh ahh"s in the background and of course

My peoples, are you with me? Where you at?
In the front, in the back, Killa Bees on attack
My peoples, are you with me? Where you at?
Smokin' meth, hittin' cats on the block with the gats

And yeah it's pretty simplistic beat wise, but I think it works because the main focus is everyone killing it so the beat's just in the background being all sinister and tingly sounding.
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TopicThings that remind you of the 90s when you hear them
pkmnlord
06/08/17 2:10:54 AM
#7
Miscellaneous mall/elevator ambience music.
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TopicFrom the slums of Shaolin, Wu-Tang Clan strikes again
pkmnlord
06/08/17 2:08:14 AM
#6
Da Mystery of Chessboxin' is still fucking ferocious to this day. Been listening to that track a lot lately.
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TopicDresses so tight youll lose circulation
pkmnlord
06/07/17 3:37:26 PM
#154
I wish we lived in a dimension where these topics had names + additional info on where to find nudes of each girl posted along each pic.

Not trying to fling shit at TC for not doing that btw, just wishing.
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TopicWilford Brimley is still alive
pkmnlord
06/07/17 3:35:42 PM
#20
Questionmarktarius posted...
Chicken posted...
DoomtheGrav posted...
Wait is he literally the diabeetus guy

Yep. I'm watching him in The Thing right now.

Have you gotten to the part where he's talking to a late 70's computer for no reason?

*frustrated sigh*

"Cheatin' bitch..."
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TopicWilford Brimley is still alive
pkmnlord
06/07/17 4:08:13 AM
#2
It's because he's got his diabeetus in check.
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TopicTeen Mom Star is making a SEX TAPE so she can make MILLIONS!! Is She Hot??
pkmnlord
06/06/17 4:55:32 AM
#38
Why is it that the ones I don't want to see naked that are the ones doing porn like someone actually asked for that?

Get that Chelsea chick from Teen Mom 2. Get that bitch on the pole.
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TopicMillennials are killing chains like Buffalo Wild Wings and Applebee's
pkmnlord
06/04/17 11:51:06 PM
#58
To be fair, do we really need all these damn places to exist anyway? I don't think anyone's going to throw themselves over a cliff because Ruby Tuesday or Applebees go out of business. I think we'll live (they won't obviously, but they had their time to live).
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TopicHottest chilli pepper in the world accidentally created by Welsh farmer
pkmnlord
06/04/17 2:32:29 AM
#42
Shoenice might finally meet his match.

(Watch him still live it)
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TopicIs Checkers food any good?
pkmnlord
06/02/17 1:35:46 PM
#6
Scorsese2002 posted...
IDK about Checkers but Rally's is da bomb!

Aren't they basically the same place but operate under both names like Carls Jr. and Hardees?
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TopicSmash Bros Switch screenshots have leaked. Hooray?
pkmnlord
05/31/17 2:51:30 AM
#36
Darmik posted...
Wii U owners can still play the game on Wii U and not buy the Switch version?

If it was a straight port and nothing else I'd give you that, but if they're gonna add extra content like MK8 then that's practically requiring me to get it now.
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TopicSmash Bros Switch screenshots have leaked. Hooray?
pkmnlord
05/30/17 10:29:55 PM
#30
ForestLogic posted...
How can anyone be mad about this? Smash 4 is too important of a video game to live and die on a mediocre system like the WiiU.

Well they should've just not fucking made it on the Wii U, or better yet, the Wii U should've been what the Wii was instead, that way the Switch would've seemed like a more natural transition instead of them scrambling to getting their shit together with the Switch because they weren't going anywhere with the Wii U.

What angers me is how unapologetic they are with all this. And the fact that they aren't offering any serious discounts for those who bought the games originally on the Wii U. These fuckers at Nintendo just make ports and expect people to buy them again like that's just okay.
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TopicBuzzfeed INSULTS "beta males"
pkmnlord
05/29/17 10:04:31 PM
#28
Damn_Underscore posted...
It's popular on youtube right now

GreatEvilEmpire posted...
Why do people visit that trash of a website's Youtube channel?

OR RATHER

GreatEvilEmpire posted...
Why do people watch that trash of a website's Youtube videos?

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TopicTiger Woods arrested for DUI
pkmnlord
05/29/17 10:01:15 PM
#34
Unquestionable posted...
Actually haven't seen it but sounds hilarious.

QRuT5HK

Even though Mayweather annoys me so much because he's so good and can get away with it, I have to admit his is the best. Dem pearly whites.
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TopicTiger Woods arrested for DUI
pkmnlord
05/29/17 12:07:28 PM
#19
Unquestionable posted...
Paper_Okami posted...
He has hundreds of millions, why the fuck doesn't he hire a driver?

Because he's worth millions, a DUI means less to him than a speeding ticket does to a normal person. You got enough money and you can do whatever you like.

Yeah, surely you've seen that pic shared on Facebook/Twitter with the caption, "When you know you've got bail money", and it shows like Justin Bieber, Floyd Mayweather, Shia LeBouf, and Bruno Mars' mugshots and they're all grinning cheek to cheek like it ain't shit lol.
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TopicBuzzfeed INSULTS "beta males"
pkmnlord
05/29/17 2:48:10 AM
#10
joe40001 posted...
I don't know if I should even subject my brain to the consequences of clicking

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TopicOmg Katy Perry and Miley Cyrus
pkmnlord
05/28/17 1:34:17 PM
#3
Hey, if it means we'll finally start seeing Katy Perry naked, I'm all for it. Possess the shit out of that bitch.
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TopicSomeone tried to Kill the Green Ranger
pkmnlord
05/27/17 11:29:44 AM
#16
Sucks that that useless neckbeard fat fuck had to go and ruin bringing in prop weapons for everyone else whose cosplay kinda requires a weapon in order to complete the whole thing.
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TopicI ran a red light by accident earlier today
pkmnlord
05/27/17 4:26:09 AM
#8
SWAT's about to bust down your door as I type this.
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TopicDresses so tight youll lose circulation
pkmnlord
05/27/17 1:54:17 AM
#135
JayceeTHUNDER posted...
/thread

I would have to agree, goddamn.

Those last two that Blo posted above yours come close if not outright tie with yours though IMO.

But fuck it, I WANT THEM ALL.
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TopicWhat are some things to do stereotypically as an American tourist in Europe?
pkmnlord
05/26/17 4:47:12 AM
#13
The simple act of being an American going to Europe to sight see/vacation/whatever you're going for is stereotypical itself.
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TopicWhat happens when a "fat" guy starts heavy weight lifting?
pkmnlord
05/25/17 11:27:17 PM
#8
The fat already on him will sort of combine with his muscles once they start getting big and meaty too.
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TopicWhy did they get rid of T-Mobile girl?
pkmnlord
05/25/17 3:57:16 PM
#39
Questionmarktarius posted...
Brand identity. At the time, TMo Girl was as much a "logo" as Toyota's Jan or Progressive's Flo.

Remember when I think it was either Sprint or Virgin Mobile made fun of the T-Mobile girl's pink dress and overall too cheerful look in their commercials, so T-Mobile started airing commercials where she just wore tight motorcycle attire and drove around on a crotch rocket to try and look cool?

Talk about insecure on T-Mobile's part lmao.
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TopicJust Loose It is an underrated Eminem song.
pkmnlord
05/24/17 7:33:49 PM
#13
Oops, my CD just skipped and everyone just heard you let one rip
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TopicSaw Weezer, Twenty One Pilots, Shaggy, and more live this weekend.
pkmnlord
05/23/17 3:24:12 PM
#8
PrinceDBF posted...
Letron_James posted...
nice lineup

except for everything that's not weezer/young the giant/MGMT/Chance/Franz Ferdinand/Phoenix

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