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Topic | Poll: If you say "cuck" in 2017, you are a huge tool/loser/nerd. |
masterpug53 04/15/17 9:56:26 AM #22 | Ving_Rhames posted... This was always true lol, the only people who use this shit are 4chan/reddit mouth breathers who have never seen a pussy in person lmao This. My second cousin is pretty much your average CEman who's never even kissed a girl at age 18; to the surprise of no one, he used this word quite casually in conversation the last time I saw him. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | this might sound stupid but how do i build guns from parts in fallout 4 |
masterpug53 04/15/17 2:09:25 AM #8 | If you don't have the parts in your inventory, then they have to be stored in the workbench system at the settlement you're at for them to register when you're modding - if you're just dumping them in a cabinet somewhere, they won't register. Taking either the first or second Local Leader perk allows settlements to share workbench resources and materials (but you have to set up supply lines between them). --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | I wonder if Finn is going to be in his coma all movie. |
masterpug53 04/14/17 8:46:54 PM #6 | HBOSS posted... Finn is gonna wake up saying, nnnnnnoooo! *Finn wakes up* 'Where is Rey? Is she safe? Is she alright?' 'It seems...in your coma...she friendzoned you.' 'I couldn't...she gave me a boner...I felt it...NAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOO!!' --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | look at these SEXY boobies |
masterpug53 04/14/17 7:27:58 PM #5 | Rare to get a boobie pic that scratches my bluefoot fetish as well. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | USS Ford: $12.8 billion. MS Harmony of the Seas: $1.35 billion. |
masterpug53 04/14/17 7:24:52 PM #14 | Belly laugh topic of the day, thank you. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | "It's not what you know, but who you know." |
masterpug53 04/14/17 1:10:50 PM #19 | Vindris_SNH posted... Only beautiful people succeed in life. Sure is a shame that Bill Gates hunted down and destroyed all his nudes once he hit it big. Shit was hot as shit. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Dat Last Jedi poster |
masterpug53 04/14/17 12:17:08 PM #22 | EvalAngell posted... please turn rey bad (theory spoilers) - finds out at some point that she's the reincarnation of Anakin - is such a godlike prodigy that she gets frustrated with Luke's slow teaching and overbearing patronizing - accidentally does something bad; apologizes, but secretly likes how it feels - gets consumed by the Dark Side; commits 2nd-degree murder on a supporting character (Luke or Leia's the obvious choice; Finn if they're ballsy) - is mortified, runs away, spends the 9th movie seeking redemption --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | CNN pays man to call Trump the "Martin Luther King of Healthcare?" |
masterpug53 04/13/17 11:51:08 PM #5 | The only good comparison you can make between Trump and healthcare is that he's getting to be almost as plump as Baymax. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Yooka Laylee definitely delivers its promise, if nothing else |
masterpug53 04/13/17 11:49:20 PM #10 | MrK3V posted... you mean banjo tooie II God willing we'll all meet again in Banjo Tooie 2: The Search for More...Um, Whatever the Hell You Had to Collect in Those Games. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | I thought people said Trump wouldn't be quick to use nukes |
masterpug53 04/13/17 11:09:13 PM #17 | Complete_Idi0t posted... It weighs twice as much as the bomb we dropped on Hiroshima A legitimate thanks to you, I really needed the belly laugh that this post forced out of me. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Winds of Winter release date |
masterpug53 04/13/17 10:21:16 PM #4 | I love it when April Fools lasts all month. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Here is why I think Christianity is a bad ideology |
masterpug53 04/11/17 6:47:50 PM #22 | epik_fail1 posted... meingott posted...epik_fail1 posted..."if it makes us look bad, it doesn't count" lolololololol, apt username strikes again. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | ITT: 500 things we're morally opposed to. |
masterpug53 04/11/17 9:10:09 AM #8 | 6) Edgy self-important moral oppositions, like being against tipping. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | What age did you lose your virginity? |
masterpug53 04/11/17 9:08:19 AM #21 | 18. Seemed kinda late when I was growing up, but nowadays it seems far more average. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Transformers: The Last Knight looks incredible. Finally, a feminist robot movie! |
masterpug53 04/11/17 8:51:59 AM #23 | Michael Bay's still directing these, right? This is the same guy who gave us the not-at-all racist caricature robo twins from Revenge of the Fallen. I wouldn't hold my breath for him to handle an issue as touchy as modern feminism with any kind of tact. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | ITT Critically panned films that you love. |
masterpug53 04/11/17 12:27:32 AM #47 | Tombawocxer posted... masterpug53 posted...Definitely Speed Racer. Welp, I paid for my ticket, and I bought the deevid (didn't have a bluray player at the time). I can hold my head high in this case ^^ And I forgot Kung Pow. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | The Civil War was really about Hold rights |
masterpug53 04/10/17 9:11:19 PM #3 | Burgess posted... It was about ethics in videogame journalism. Yes, good of Ulfric to expose the Black Horse Courier for shamelessly pandering to milk drinkers and social justice warrior-poets. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Strange drawing left on my desk this morning |
masterpug53 04/10/17 12:27:42 PM #6 | Well, I gotta tell you: I'd be very, very careful who you talk to about that, because the person who drew that... is dangerous. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Thor: Ragnarok teaser trailer |
masterpug53 04/10/17 10:14:49 AM #17 | Well that's the first Thor movie I'm actually quite interested in seeing. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | So Mad Max: the Wasteland is coming out this year. |
masterpug53 04/10/17 10:10:04 AM #2 | Neat. I'd heard that Tom Hardy had something like a five-picture deal or something crazy, was curious to see when and if that'd come to fruition. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | What is your feeling toward this picture |
masterpug53 04/10/17 9:55:30 AM #2 | kid looks like he's gonna grow up to be Chris Pratt. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | ITT Critically panned films that you love. |
masterpug53 04/09/17 11:40:52 PM #3 | Definitely Speed Racer. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | What did you call your Secret of Mana characters? |
masterpug53 04/09/17 2:17:07 PM #10 | The only ones I can remember off the the top of my head are Andy, Red, and Brooks. Still not quite sure how I equated that movie with a cutesy fantasy game. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | So I started Rick and Morty. |
masterpug53 04/09/17 1:28:05 PM #32 | ShinyMasamuneZ posted... Rick and Morty is quite good, but Venture Bros., now there's a real show. To me, one of the key things that keeps Venture Bros above Rick and Morty is the former's ability to deliver characters who are the same kind of self-absorbed fuckups as those in RnM, yet are still thoroughly likable to the audience; RnM's characters are downright insufferable on both sides of the screen. I could actually see myself enjoying the company of Brock, Rusty, 21, Billy and Pete, etc; I couldn't stand being in the same room with Rick, Morty, Summer, Beth, or Jerry for five minutes. That doesn't mean I don't still love watching RnM; I love Always Sunny, even though the characters are human garbage by design. It's more a testament to Venture Bros ability to create an endearing and broad cast of characters than a knock against RnM. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | The "I'm Sorry Rum Ham" topic purged. |
masterpug53 04/09/17 1:19:56 PM #39 | I'm sorry Rum Ham Topic! --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | It's strange that Disney will have rides based on non-Disney movies. |
masterpug53 04/08/17 8:20:17 PM #4 | KILBOTz posted... avatar isnt disney? is it nic? The bad Avatar, not the good one. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Jared Kushner meets with army guys to discuss how to defeat ISIS |
masterpug53 04/07/17 2:51:19 PM #9 | Antifar posted... Army had half day today, Mother The only reason I scrolled through this topic was to see if someone had beaten me to the punch on making a Buster Bluth joke. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Most Memorable Gaming Moments |
masterpug53 04/07/17 10:30:23 AM #13 | - Final Fantasy VI's ending. It was the first true RPG / long-runtime game I'd ever beaten, and incidentally the first game that showed me video games could be an art form, even though I didn't fully understand that concept at a relatively-young age. This all culminated during a wonderful ending cinematic that not only highlighted each individual character with their individual theme songs, but managed to blend all the themes into a unified piece that was in perfect synchronization with the little vignettes that were playing out. - Slowly unlocking the - some bike-chase mission in GTA Vice City that was frustrating the hell out of me. I got down to the last getaway biker that I was supposed to kill, and either I wiped out on my bike or my car flipped over. I got out and could see the bastard speeding down the strip, knowing that I'd failed the damn mission yet again...until a mack truck just happened to pull out in front of him about a quarter mile down the road from where I was, killing him and completing the mission. - Finally figuring out an exploit to keep corpses from despawning in Oblivion. It had turned into an obsession spanning months, and even figuring out a more useful and universal exploit (creating a permanent clone of yourself) was just a byproduct of this quest. Few moments matched the elation I felt when I finally realized I had a working technique. Umbra (the badass warrior, that is) finally became my servant forever! - there was a moment very early in Skyrim where I approached a ruin called Bleakwind Bluff - just a little ruined fort on top of a hill. It was sunset, and a Blood Dragon suddenly attacked. Then, much to my surprise, the red-orange sky blazed as the hillside lit up with fireballs and arrows aimed at the dragon - for a moment, my enemies put aside their aggression towards me as we united against this common threat. I remember thinking at the time 'yeah...this is the reason I put so much time into these games' - it was one of those living, breathing world moments that, despite their myriad of other flaws, Bethesda games are still the tops at. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | So, nobody is going to talk about the Awan brothers? |
masterpug53 04/06/17 9:04:39 PM #6 | *sighs, googles* Hey, thanks for wasting an extra 30 seconds of my life, TC. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Do you use the N word? |
masterpug53 04/06/17 8:41:57 PM #27 | No. I abhor the word and it's every implication, and I look down upon any who use it, whether through maliciousness or casual ignorance. Of course I'm referring to the real 'N' word, 'nostalgia.' --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | How would you rate Skyrim with mods versus Skyrim without mods? |
masterpug53 04/06/17 5:46:48 PM #11 | Hard to judge accurately or objectively, since I'd never even consider playing the game without mods ever again. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Pepsi apologizes to Kendall Jenner for the Pepsi ad. |
masterpug53 04/06/17 5:43:11 PM #35 | IslamMD posted... I didn't even realize the wig girl part. Unless you're a comedy show staff writer who gets paid to sift through hours of video to eagle-eye this level of minutiae (or your average OCD keyboardite who does the same for no pay), you probably wouldn't. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | RIP Don Rickles |
masterpug53 04/06/17 2:47:04 PM #11 | RIP, I always felt like I never appreciated him enough. Freakiest thing is that I just thought about him several hours ago for the first time in months and thought specifically how cool it was that he was still kicking. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Amy Schumer stuns in white swimsuit |
masterpug53 04/05/17 11:33:47 PM #53 | |
Topic | I like my cars how I like my women |
masterpug53 04/05/17 11:23:28 PM #17 | With a banana in the tailpipe? --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | literally a river in europe called Da Noob |
masterpug53 04/05/17 7:34:00 PM #8 | For god's sake no one tell TC about the existence of Uruguay... --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Yooka-Laylee reviews are coming in |
masterpug53 04/04/17 9:38:48 PM #144 | Wait, did they actually name the snake 'Trowser?' Is this supposed to be Banjo's spiritual successor, or Conker's? --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | My sister is watching Ratatouille yet again. >____> |
masterpug53 04/04/17 12:51:05 AM #2 | It's a mighty fine flick though. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | "Girl, are you from Tennessee?" |
masterpug53 03/30/17 2:49:09 PM #4 | spudger posted... saspa posted...southern bell Oh what, do you not find telephone service providers sexy? --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
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