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TopicWhy the fuck is everyone freaking out about Iron Fist? It's easily the best one
clearaflagrantj
04/08/17 9:59:00 AM
#3
How hard would it have been to just have Iron Fist in the costume just beating the shit out of people?
TopicAsked my boss for a raise today
clearaflagrantj
04/08/17 12:14:51 AM
#9
FlashOfLight posted...
Looks like it's a universal consensus that no one in this thread believes your boss will follow through with it, TC.

I think he will

I mean it's a small company and my desk is literally 10 feet away from his so it would be awkward if he didn't
TopicDowntown Nashville: The good BBQ?
clearaflagrantj
04/08/17 12:13:16 AM
#19
Wow what the fuck Say you're literally 20 minutes away from me and you didn't tell me I am offended

Nomadic View posted...
Mafiosos pizza is awesome.

Joey's House of Pizza blows Maf's out of the water and i say that as a New Yorker
TopicAsked my boss for a raise today
clearaflagrantj
04/07/17 4:33:12 PM
#1
He said we will discuss it on Monday

Mfw

BbrG0fF
TopicAre my friends cheap assholes?
clearaflagrantj
04/07/17 2:06:29 PM
#19
Guys I do separate checks literally every time, this topic is specifically about treating friends to birthday dinners.
TopicSo, a girl wants to marry me. She's got $250,000 in student debts. I own a house
clearaflagrantj
04/07/17 1:31:51 PM
#17
We want prenup
We want prenup

YEAH
TopicAre my friends cheap assholes?
clearaflagrantj
04/07/17 1:27:37 PM
#1
Context:

Two months ago my friend wanted to go out to a birthday dinner at an expensive place, about $50 a head. Four of us went, Friend A (his birthday), Friend B, Me, and my girlfriend. The total for the four of us was something like $200- $220, Friend B was in a shitty mood since he illegally parked and had to pay a tow truck driver $50 to stop him, so I offered to pay for everything except his meal.

A week ago, the same four of us went to dinner for my birthday. We had beers at a local brewery ($4 each, I had one), then to a restaurant where our shared bill was $65 (I didn't want to go anywhere fancy, just wanted to hang out).

Friend B, the guy that almost had his car towed, never offered to pay anything. Friend A offered to pay a share but my girlfriend turned him down, so friends A and B paid for only their own meals, and my girlfriend covered the rest.

My girlfriend wanted to take us out again, just us two (we thought A and B would help chip in, then we'd have our own dinner she would treat me to) but I told her we shouldn't since she paid for everything for me, so we cooked a meal ourselves.

Are my friends cheap assholes? Like I'm frugal but I'm never cheap when it comes to giving money to others. Or maybe I'm just overreacting.
TopicCoworker's birthday was a month ago, took him out to lunch
clearaflagrantj
04/07/17 1:15:11 PM
#8
NES4EVER posted...
Maybe it's a surprise!

And maybe the surprise is they aren't taking you to lunch!

Well that's a shit surprise
TopicCoworker's birthday was a month ago, took him out to lunch
clearaflagrantj
04/07/17 12:53:31 PM
#3
hortanz posted...
happy birthday babe I love you

if you were here we'd go out for u <3

<33333333

My apartment insurance guy called me and wished me a happy birthday so I got that going for me I guess
TopicCoworker's birthday was a month ago, took him out to lunch
clearaflagrantj
04/07/17 12:51:47 PM
#1
Our other two coworkers promised to chip in but didn't

My birthday is tomorrow, nobody has offered to take me out to lunch, okay.

Birthdays just get sadder and sadder and sadder as the years go by
TopicSingle Men Have More Success On Dating Sites When Dey Pose With Cats In Pictures
clearaflagrantj
04/06/17 10:09:55 PM
#2
Literally 10/10 male models

With cats
Topic[SERIOUS] Why were Boomers so bad with money?
clearaflagrantj
04/06/17 7:33:58 PM
#3
MixedRaceBaby posted...
because shes a frakking cylon, TOASTER SCUM!

Oh
Topic[SERIOUS] Why were Boomers so bad with money?
clearaflagrantj
04/06/17 5:40:54 PM
#1
They literally grew up in the strongest economy in the history of the world.

They could have saved barely anything and still had more than enough to retire before they were 50. They could literally support an entire family with a High School degree alone.

Instead they bought 4-door pickups and inground pools and McMansions, and let the housing crisis decimate them, now most of them will never retire.

How is anybody literally that awful with money?
Topicmy girlfriend has bigger hands and feet than me
clearaflagrantj
04/06/17 10:33:37 AM
#11
I found a gif of TC and his girl:

TopicI think the most annoying thing about working in digital marketing
clearaflagrantj
04/06/17 8:27:50 AM
#11
Doe posted...
HydraSlayer82 posted...
Our old owner's wife once referred to the centrifuge as the spinny thing when giving customers a tour of our facility.

She sounds lit

More like she sounds turnt

Get it?
TopicHey guys, look at me, I'm a console peasant!
clearaflagrantj
04/06/17 8:26:39 AM
#5
Coffeebeanz posted...
Nobody cares about you or this topic

I thought we were friends
TopicSomeone should kill Pennywise by sending him an Instagram message
clearaflagrantj
04/06/17 8:26:15 AM
#3
RickyTheBAWSE posted...
someone should send him that VHS from The Ring. wonder how that'd turn out?

Theyd probably have a Grudge

Get it?
TopicHey guys, look at me, I'm a console peasant!
clearaflagrantj
04/06/17 8:25:36 AM
#4
the_cajun88 posted...
Who pissed in your Cheerios?

Drunkmuggle did, but he put the piss in BEFORE I dumped the Cheerios
TopicOkcupid: 'do you want your partner to be kinkier than you?' - 'Not possible'
clearaflagrantj
04/06/17 8:25:04 AM
#6
So what DOES happen when you flip a glove inside out? Hmmm
TopicHey guys, look at me, I'm a console peasant!
clearaflagrantj
04/06/17 8:24:25 AM
#1
Look at me! I don't have $1,000 to spend on a PC! I'm just some LOSER that wants to buy a console and enjoy video games with my friends! Ha ha fucking LOSERS.
TopicThe term 'PC master race' deemed racist/offensive?
clearaflagrantj
04/06/17 8:23:08 AM
#11
voldothegr8 posted...
Silver_Reaper posted...
Counundrum posted...
It's only offensive to console peasants.
TopicWhat's the most money you've ever spent on ONE video game?
clearaflagrantj
04/06/17 8:17:47 AM
#38
DeathVelvien posted...
I don't even want to know how much money I've put into Rock Band/Guitar Hero. Approaching 1200 songs for my RB4 library, plus all of the equipment for it.

This
TopicSomeone should kill Pennywise by sending him an Instagram message
clearaflagrantj
04/06/17 8:16:51 AM
#1
I heard It goes down in the DMs
TopicI think the most annoying thing about working in digital marketing
clearaflagrantj
04/06/17 8:14:38 AM
#6
Engineering is awesome, the less complex your vocabulary is and the shittier you dress the higher up on the food chain you are.
TopicOkcupid: 'do you want your partner to be kinkier than you?' - 'Not possible'
clearaflagrantj
04/06/17 8:13:02 AM
#2
What are jokes Alex
TopicUgly chick asks cute as FUCK white guy out
clearaflagrantj
04/06/17 7:30:36 AM
#20
ssj3vegeta posted...
AngelsNAirwav3s posted...
He would bang her to boost his tally and then never talk to her again

hmm

I've done this
Topicbig JOOCY white girl ASSCHEEKS
clearaflagrantj
04/05/17 11:33:52 PM
#24
dI8iAid
Topicwhat the actual fuck at this pic
clearaflagrantj
04/05/17 11:32:12 PM
#28
DoctorVader posted...
T2Eyr0J

0UjJ7o2
TopicI'm almost 26 and I still get acne, I want to get off Mr. Puberty's Wild Ride.
clearaflagrantj
04/05/17 10:08:31 PM
#1
Any other acne-ridden adult CEmen?
TopicITT post hot instagram profiles
clearaflagrantj
04/05/17 10:06:09 PM
#10
FlashOfLight posted...

https://www.instagram.com/tylerjblackburn/?hl=en

I feel like I sort of look like this guy

Except you know with a skinny fat body.
TopicUgly chick asks cute as FUCK white guy out
clearaflagrantj
04/05/17 4:55:42 PM
#14
E32005 posted...
clearaflagrantj posted...
E32005 posted...
ShutTheHellUp posted...
"Women can be ugly af and still get laid easy" - CE

this always cracks me up since i know a bunch of hot girls that never get laid and guys never ask them out.

Bullshit

its not at all. there are a surprisingly large amount of attractive women that dont go clubbing every night and and dont really get approached.

Post one.
TopicUgly chick asks cute as FUCK white guy out
clearaflagrantj
04/05/17 4:53:22 PM
#11
E32005 posted...
ShutTheHellUp posted...
"Women can be ugly af and still get laid easy" - CE

this always cracks me up since i know a bunch of hot girls that never get laid and guys never ask them out.

Bullshit
TopicAngie Varona
clearaflagrantj
04/05/17 2:42:06 PM
#106
green butter posted...
she is so hot that i get depressed looking at her pictures

Oh relax gb you can pull a 8/10 hb no problem
TopicAngie Varona
clearaflagrantj
04/05/17 2:41:27 PM
#105
Tag so I have something to spank off to later tonight
TopicBannon removed from National Security Council
clearaflagrantj
04/05/17 1:50:22 PM
#41
-ZIO- posted...
Now get rid of Jeff sessions and his racist behind and Scott Pruitt and his ignorant climate change denying behind PLEASE.

We need to drain the new swamp
TopicBlack girl accepted to 8 Ivy League schools. Affirmative Action or brilliance?
clearaflagrantj
04/05/17 10:26:31 AM
#70
Our school's valedictorian, who was Indian, didn't get into Harvard. But our school's 7th/640, who was Hispanic, did get in. Affirmative action is real. Girl in OP might be brilliant but she definitely got a leg up for her skin color.

Damn_Underscore posted...
Why would she apply to all of them? The application fee is literally $615

I knew a girl that applied to, and I am not exaggerating, 40 schools. But she was also batshit insane and tried to frame our salutatorian for sexual assault so she could become it (she was 3rd). How much do 40 applications cost, a few thousand? Always hated that bitch.
TopicI'm still still bitter at the popularisation and theft of the word 'nerd'.
clearaflagrantj
04/05/17 10:12:18 AM
#32
pinky0926 posted...
clearaflagrantj posted...
What a dick stroking topic, I especially like how it's being led by Pinky, aka Mr. "I'm like 6'1" and naturally attractive and have had sex with literally more women than I can count"


Maybe we can sit down some time and discuss our issues

Sounds good if you have like 19 days free in your schedule
TopicI'm still still bitter at the popularisation and theft of the word 'nerd'.
clearaflagrantj
04/05/17 9:56:04 AM
#27
What a dick stroking topic, I especially like how it's being led by Pinky, aka Mr. "I'm like 6'1" and naturally attractive and have had sex with literally more women than I can count"
TopicIllegal immigration down 67% during Trumps reign
clearaflagrantj
04/05/17 9:44:55 AM
#11
It's because nobody wants to come to this dumpster fire we call a country anymore. We're sending all our good jobs down to Mexico anyway
TopicYooka-Laylee reviews are coming in
clearaflagrantj
04/04/17 1:30:21 PM
#80
FightingGames posted...
2i9TICI

JUST

CUCK
TopicSocial Justice Nazi Puncher Logic XII: Fists of Fuhrery (trigger warning: TTI)
clearaflagrantj
04/01/17 12:13:50 PM
#35
Logos posted...
damn some of those legitimately make me wonder if im trapped in a nightmare

We may disagree on a lot of things but I'm right there with you on this one.
TopicGirl getting fatter
clearaflagrantj
03/20/17 12:45:14 PM
#10
gunplagirl posted...
Tag

There are entire sites dedicated to watching girls get fatter

Well, what are they called?
TopicVideo: Porker crashes her van into a gas station, goes HAM on bystanders.
clearaflagrantj
03/16/17 7:53:28 PM
#9
Zikten posted...
I bet she was texting when she crashed
TopicThis new Dan Schneidershow "game breakers" has
clearaflagrantj
03/11/17 9:32:37 AM
#218
You guys are completely fucking up the joke, the nickname in the middle has to rhyme. Like Dan "if she's eleven, I'm in Heaven" Schneider
TopicGuy starts Muslim network to challenge Muslim stereotypes. Beheads his wife.
clearaflagrantj
03/06/17 9:32:21 AM
#22
I couldn't imagine hitting my girlfriend let alone stabbing her 40 times then beheading her.

You have to be a fucking animal to do something like that.
TopicThis new Dan Schneidershow "game breakers" has
clearaflagrantj
02/03/17 10:56:26 PM
#89
Dan "when they're younger that's when I hunger" Schneider
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