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TopicI changed my Sig, AMA.
Duncanwii
09/08/17 11:49:07 AM
#1
Hey.
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I dream of one day owning a SNES Classic.
I like Gardevoir, just not in that way.
TopicHoly fuck at the book IT the clown ending SPOILERS
Duncanwii
09/08/17 11:40:59 AM
#2
Veggeta X posted...
After the battle, the Losers get lost in the sewers until Beverly has sex with all the boys to bring unity back to the group.

People are upset that scene isn't in the movie, wtf is wrong with them?
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I dream of one day owning a SNES Classic.
I like Gardevoir, just not in that way.
TopicCrash Bandicoot is a collectathon platformer like Banjo?
Duncanwii
09/08/17 11:25:50 AM
#1
If I loved Banjo will I like Crash?
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I dream of one day owning a SNES Classic.
I like Gardevoir, just not in that way.
TopicWill there be tornados in Maryland next week?
Duncanwii
09/08/17 11:17:51 AM
#7
Bump.
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I dream of one day owning a SNES Classic.
I like Gardevoir, just not in that way.
TopicWhat game should I play?
Duncanwii
09/07/17 10:34:31 PM
#4
Wow, that's a lot of games.
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I dream of one day owning a SNES Classic.
I like Gardevoir, just not in that way.
TopicWhoever said women are more mature than men...
Duncanwii
09/07/17 10:02:23 PM
#2
To be fair, Byron is a guy and was joking around. Also both my sister's are far more mature than me, and they're both younger than me.
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This is my year of Pokemon!
Pokemon games I'm playing: Black, Fire Red.
TopicWhy do most depictions of eve give her a belly button?
Duncanwii
09/07/17 9:31:06 PM
#1
If she was created from Adams rib then she wouldn't have a placenta therefore no belly button.

Checkmate Creationists
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This is my year of Pokemon!
Pokemon games I'm playing: Black, Fire Red.
TopicSo when you stick peen in vagoo its warm & wet
Duncanwii
09/07/17 9:09:13 PM
#7
I read somewhere the inside of a girls vagina feels like the roof of your mouth. Is that true?
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This is my year of Pokemon!
Pokemon games I'm playing: Black, Fire Red.
Topichow old are you?
Duncanwii
09/07/17 8:41:50 PM
#7
27
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This is my year of Pokemon!
Pokemon games I'm playing: Black, Fire Red.
TopicWill there be tornados in Maryland next week?
Duncanwii
09/07/17 6:03:04 PM
#2
I have an acute tornado phobia. I get faint and shaky when even a watch is issued, much less a warning.
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This is my year of Pokemon!
Pokemon games I'm playing: Black, Fire Red.
TopicWill there be tornados in Maryland next week?
Duncanwii
09/07/17 5:56:30 PM
#1
I'm scared.
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This is my year of Pokemon!
Pokemon games I'm playing: Black, Fire Red.
TopicI want to see It tomorrow but my Fiance has to work all weekend.
Duncanwii
09/07/17 5:24:34 PM
#7
Update; holy shit she actually agreed to go! She does come through when I need her!
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This is my year of Pokemon!
Pokemon games I'm playing: Black, Fire Red.
TopicMaryland, Virginia, are you worried about Irma?
Duncanwii
09/07/17 5:17:43 PM
#8
How about now?
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This is my year of Pokemon!
Pokemon games I'm playing: Black, Fire Red.
TopicI want to see It tomorrow but my Fiance has to work all weekend.
Duncanwii
09/07/17 4:49:00 PM
#6
REMercsChamp posted...
dump her

No, like I said she has problems with stamina and likes to crash after work. I'm not going to force her to do something she doesn't want to do, and I'm certainly not going to break up with her for it.
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This is my year of Pokemon!
Pokemon games I'm playing: Black, Fire Red.
TopicI want to see It tomorrow but my Fiance has to work all weekend.
Duncanwii
09/07/17 4:43:24 PM
#3
REMercsChamp posted...
ok

Its worse because I'll probably be in town tomorrow and we could see it after she gets off work but I know she'll say "I can't because I'll be too tired after work, just wait until Monday." You have a waitress job, I know you have stamina problems but sometimes maybe you can look the other way and do something for your Fiance, you know? Its not like you need to run a marathon, just sit in a chair and look at a screen.
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This is my year of Pokemon!
Pokemon games I'm playing: Black, Fire Red.
TopicI want to see It tomorrow but my Fiance has to work all weekend.
Duncanwii
09/07/17 4:36:25 PM
#1
I can see it on Monday I guess but I want to see it before I read spoilers.
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This is my year of Pokemon!
Pokemon games I'm playing: Black, Fire Red.
TopicTexas first responders sue chemical company whose plant exploded during Harvey
Duncanwii
09/07/17 4:31:32 PM
#12
Anarchy_Juiblex posted...
Duncanwii posted...
I think that yeah, there should be regulations in place to prevent that from happening.


I don't disagree. We need new regulations to deal with that. (Unless they already exist and weren't followed, like I said, I'd rather hear the fucking case before casting judgement.)
Can't punish people for not having followed new regulations before they existed.

Of course not. Ex Facto laws are illegal. But that still doesn't excuse there not being no regulations in the first place. What if that plant had been nuclear and that had exploded? It would have taken out ton of a lot more people.
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This is my year of Pokemon!
Pokemon games I'm playing: Black, Fire Red.
TopicTexas first responders sue chemical company whose plant exploded during Harvey
Duncanwii
09/07/17 4:25:29 PM
#8
Anarchy_Juiblex posted...
Eh, wouldn't go as far as to say I hope they win, to what extent do chem plants need to be able to handle a catastrophe? Definitely a case worth hearing before passing judgement.

God damn, it's like you want to see U.S. manufacturing fucking gone. "Punish them all until they can't exist."

The chemical plant fucking exploded and killed people. I think that yeah, there should be regulations in place to prevent that from happening.
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This is my year of Pokemon!
Pokemon games I'm playing: Black, Fire Red.
TopicTexas first responders sue chemical company whose plant exploded during Harvey
Duncanwii
09/07/17 4:19:47 PM
#4
Twinmold posted...
Zeeak4444 posted...
Hope they win.

They won't though. Big Companies like this have a stranglehold on our justice system. They'll pay a minuscule amount of what they should and it'll go away.
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This is my year of Pokemon!
Pokemon games I'm playing: Black, Fire Red.
TopicDemocrats probably think Poison Ivy is a hero and Batman is the villian
Duncanwii
09/07/17 4:16:45 PM
#13
DragonPick posted...
Batman's an asshole for not killing people like poison ivy, joker, and killer croc and not letting superman just come take care of shit.

People are dying because of this shit

Batman doesn't kill people because once you start you can't stop and soon you are exactly the same as the people you kill. Its a slippery slope Bruce doesn't want to go down.
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This is my year of Pokemon!
Pokemon games I'm playing: Black, Fire Red.
Topicrepublicans think lex luthor is the good guy and superman is the villain
Duncanwii
09/07/17 4:15:20 PM
#2
Well Lex was President Trump lite at one point so...
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This is my year of Pokemon!
Pokemon games I'm playing: Black, Fire Red.
TopicDemocrats probably think Poison Ivy is a hero and Batman is the villian
Duncanwii
09/07/17 4:07:02 PM
#7
darkphoenix181 posted...
Zanzenburger posted...
lol

On a slightly related note, the new Superhero Girls movies and TV show made Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy into good guys. Were they not able to find enough female heroes that they had to dig into the villain pool?


that is because like a year or two ago in the comics they made Ivy and Harley into anti-heroes on suicide squad

not sure how Ivy lost her thirst to feed people to plants but..

I've never seen the appeal of Harly Quinn. Is it the whole clown bit that everyone loves. Because to be honest clowns are creepy and not hot at all.
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This is my year of Pokemon!
Pokemon games I'm playing: Black, Fire Red.
TopicGuys I need a successful cover letter in less than 50 minutes.
Duncanwii
09/07/17 3:59:23 PM
#10
Ok, I have a cover letter up and running that I think I can turn in for a decent enough grade. I kind of want to post it to see you guy's opinion, but it has personal info in it, like my home address and stuff.
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This is my year of Pokemon!
Pokemon games I'm playing: Black, Fire Red.
TopicCan we stop or disrupt a hurricane through extreme engineering and technology?
Duncanwii
09/07/17 3:43:47 PM
#10
Could we disrupt Tsunamis by detonating a nuclear device in the middle, causing it to collapse in on itself like a house of cards?
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This is my year of Pokemon!
Pokemon games I'm playing: Black, Fire Red.
TopicNot trolling. Seriously considering leaving my wife
Duncanwii
09/07/17 2:38:19 PM
#46
I can't imagine things going so far south that I'd consider breaking up with my fiance. Hope things get better Toon Link.
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This is my year of Pokemon!
Pokemon games I'm playing: Black, Fire Red.
TopicGuys I need a successful cover letter in less than 50 minutes.
Duncanwii
09/07/17 2:32:07 PM
#6
NeoShadowhen posted...
There are a bunch of websites that generate cover letters. Most of them have a paywall but you can usually see it before paying anything. Grab the best words and craft something up.

Isn't that plagiarism?
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This is my year of Pokemon!
Pokemon games I'm playing: Black, Fire Red.
TopicGuys I need a successful cover letter in less than 50 minutes.
Duncanwii
09/07/17 2:31:20 PM
#5
Sunhawk posted...
For a grade?

And yeah, I dunno what to do. Filling out application forms and doing cover letters is horrible.

I'm taking a business communications class as part of my Paralegal degree. I have a barebones resume but I need a cover letter to go with it.
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This is my year of Pokemon!
Pokemon games I'm playing: Black, Fire Red.
TopicGuys I need a successful cover letter in less than 50 minutes.
Duncanwii
09/07/17 2:28:39 PM
#1
I need to explain to a potential employer why I'd be a good candidate for a job. The real answer is I'm not. I'm horrifically underqualified with a crap major but this is for a grade so I just need to crap out an answer.
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This is my year of Pokemon!
Pokemon games I'm playing: Black, Fire Red.
TopicNot trolling. Seriously considering leaving my wife
Duncanwii
09/07/17 2:14:18 PM
#23
BootyGif posted...
why do people even get married? its archaic and useless save for taxes.

Your progeny won't be able to inherit property if he is born out of wedlock. Geez don't you watch Game of Thrones?
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This is my year of Pokemon!
Pokemon games I'm playing: Black, Fire Red.
TopicStill mad at WB for giving VHS owners the bird
Duncanwii
09/07/17 1:52:38 PM
#2
When did that movie come out? 2001? VHS was already on the way out if not dead at that point.
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This is my year of Pokemon!
Pokemon games I'm playing: Black, Fire Red.
TopicOmelette du fromage
Duncanwii
09/07/17 1:35:02 PM
#8
Verdekal posted...
PoopPotato posted...
Password rejected

Access denied.

You'd think that Dexter being the genius he is would have a backup plan for exactly this situation. Batman would be ashamed of him.
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This is my year of Pokemon!
Pokemon games I'm playing: Black, Fire Red.
TopicEthnic cleansing in Myanmar, 160,000 Muslims forced to flee burned out villages
Duncanwii
09/07/17 1:14:37 PM
#13
Sami1000 posted...
What have triggered them to go that far? 160k people, jfc...

It's people like Trump making people believe Muslims are less than human.
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This is my year of Pokemon!
Pokemon games I'm playing: Black, Fire Red.
TopicAladdin remake? Will Smith?! Those two things don't go together!
Duncanwii
09/07/17 1:12:10 PM
#17
BLAKUboy posted...
Duncanwii posted...
Dan Castellaneta does a really good Robin Williams impersonation. Make Genie CGI and have Dan voice it.

He was... passable. But I prefer the new guy.

New guy? Is Dan not voicing Genie anymore?
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This is my year of Pokemon!
Pokemon games I'm playing: Black, Fire Red.
TopicAladdin remake? Will Smith?! Those two things don't go together!
Duncanwii
09/07/17 1:06:27 PM
#13
Dan Castellaneta does a really good Robin Williams impersonation. Make Genie CGI and have Dan voice it.
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This is my year of Pokemon!
Pokemon games I'm playing: Black, Fire Red.
TopicMalamar seems like a stage 3 Pokemon.
Duncanwii
09/07/17 1:03:50 PM
#1
I mean I see this

https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/File:686Inkay.png

turn into this

https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/File:687Malamar.png

and wonder if there was supposed to be a transition stage between them.
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This is my year of Pokemon!
Pokemon games I'm playing: Black, Fire Red.
TopicWhat do when you have 2 friends who would be perfect for each other?
Duncanwii
09/07/17 12:59:08 PM
#2
"Hey name I think name would be perfect for you. Want me to set you up? Then base your future actions on his/her answer.
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This is my year of Pokemon!
Pokemon games I'm playing: Black, Fire Red.
TopicEthnic cleansing in Myanmar, 160,000 Muslims forced to flee burned out villages
Duncanwii
09/07/17 12:53:29 PM
#10
Forget Iraq and Afganistan, THIS is what we should be fighting. Countries shouldn't be able to murder citizens because they don't like the religion they practice.
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This is my year of Pokemon!
Pokemon games I'm playing: Black, Fire Red.
TopicHal Jordan banged a 13 year old in the old continuity.
Duncanwii
09/07/17 9:56:00 AM
#5
Found a forum about it. It wasn't Jade but he did in fact have sex with a minor (The comic in question waves it off by saying she became mentally 17 too but I don't buy that.)
https://comicvine.gamespot.com/hal-jordan/4005-11202/forums/pedophile-606610/
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This is my year of Pokemon!
Pokemon games I'm playing: Black, Fire Red.
TopicHal Jordan banged a 13 year old in the old continuity.
Duncanwii
09/07/17 9:47:44 AM
#1
I think it was Jade but she used her ring to mature her body overnight and that was apparently all that was keeping Hal from having sex with her. Don't be like Hal Jordan kids. Statutory rape is bad.
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This is my year of Pokemon!
Pokemon games I'm playing: Black, Fire Red.
TopicYou get a magic closet with ALL clothes you want, but you get a movie montage.
Duncanwii
09/07/17 4:30:34 AM
#3
No thanks. I already have enough clothes and don't want to take an hour out of my day every day.
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This is my year of Pokemon!
Pokemon games I'm playing: Black, Fire Red.
TopicHow's digimon fusion?
Duncanwii
09/07/17 4:28:13 AM
#3
Basically Shoutmon is overpowered and can fuse with a near unlimited number of other Digimon to become Shoutmonx# There's other tamers too but really all I know about is Shoutmon.
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This is my year of Pokemon!
Pokemon games I'm playing: Black, Fire Red.
TopicFun Fact Meowth, Marth, and Peach were all considered for Super Smash Bros. 64
Duncanwii
09/07/17 4:06:45 AM
#7
Sayoria posted...
Meowth should have been. He's pretty popular of a pokemon. Especially at that time. He could have called in Team Rocket to aid as a Final Smash in the later games.

Honestly, I love Jigglypuff to death, but I'd replace her with Meowth in a heartbeat. He's just more recognizable.
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This is my year of Pokemon!
Pokemon games I'm playing: Black, Fire Red.
TopicFun Fact Meowth, Marth, and Peach were all considered for Super Smash Bros. 64
Duncanwii
09/07/17 4:02:54 AM
#5
Ce, do you think Banjo would have gotten into Melee if Microsoft hadn't bought Rare?
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TopicRare I do this, but pics of me. Post-first class day.
Duncanwii
09/07/17 4:00:08 AM
#8
@Sayoria don't listen to them, you look fine. Also don't cut your hair. I heart long hair (I just wish my gf would grow hers out.)
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This is my year of Pokemon!
Pokemon games I'm playing: Black, Fire Red.
TopicFun Fact Meowth, Marth, and Peach were all considered for Super Smash Bros. 64
Duncanwii
09/07/17 3:31:02 AM
#1
King Dedede and Wario were supposed to be in Melee, but Sakurai put the clone brigade in instead (you're welcome Ganondorf players.)
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This is my year of Pokemon!
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TopicNew Dress-Up Game: Arabian Princess (Jasmine from Aladdin) Maker. Lots of option
Duncanwii
09/07/17 2:44:23 AM
#2
Isn't Jasmine 15 or something?
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TopicI can't sleep.
Duncanwii
09/07/17 2:40:40 AM
#4
Gamer99z posted...
Typically I go to bed around 11 every night, so I'm well-rested and energized for work the next day.

Last night, I got into bed at 11 as usual, but when I closed my eyes, I just couldn't fall asleep. My mind was racing. The Xbox One X is not onlythe most powerful console ever created, but it is also the smallest console on the market.

I tossed and turned in bed. I could not get comfortable. How could I expect to just drift off to sleep knowing that this November, just 4 months from now, gamers will get to experience true raw power, right from their living rooms?

I called up my girlfriend, who goes to bed at 8pm (as women are wont to do). "Hey babe," I said. I could hear her shifting from her sleep. "I can't sleep. I keep thinking of how powerful Microsoft's latest console, the Xbox One X is. Never before has a home console been a 6 teraflop powerhouse before and contained 12GB of RAM."

"Babe," she said, "it's 11pm. I need my 16 hours of sleep so I can face a full day tomorrow of being indecisive about what I want to eat for every meal. Why are you so concerned with such raw power so late at night?"

I howled with disgust. "Woman, listen to me," I screamed into the phone. "It is not every day that such a powerful console comes out. There has never been a console with such speed, yet such elegance, and there never will be again, at least until Microsoft makes the next Xbox. If you cannot understand this situation then perhaps we should see other people."

With that, I hung up on my ex-girlfriend and chucked my iPhone across the room. It smashed against the wall and landed into a pile of my other broken iPhones. Now I am exhausted at work and the Xbox One X is still the most powerful and smallest console on the market.

I'm having trouble believing it being smaller than the Switch.
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This is my year of Pokemon!
Pokemon games I'm playing: Black, Fire Red.
TopicI can't sleep.
Duncanwii
09/07/17 2:32:51 AM
#1
CE what are some good ways to fall asleep quickly?
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