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TopicThis old lady ran over 2 people and injured 6
Laserion
08/29/17 12:31:07 PM
#16
Will there be a test in 5 years to check her driving ability?
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TopicbROCK = rock type gym trainer, MISTy = water type gym trainer
Laserion
08/29/17 12:15:54 PM
#14
Ash Ketchum = Ass Ketchup
Also, "Can you smell what the Brock is cooking?" Brock is also a cook.
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TopicDo you think that this site mods offensive equally when it comes to all races?
Laserion
08/29/17 11:57:55 AM
#12
To find out, post "Group A sucks!", and in the immediate next post, the same user posts "Group B sucks!". Someone else mark both. Wait.
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TopicPSA: PLEASE stop posting GIFs and Pics!
Laserion
08/29/17 11:43:31 AM
#12
Pic of settings?
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TopicI wished her happy birthday and she replied to every comment except for mine.
Laserion
08/29/17 11:36:07 AM
#17
Reddit is blocked in my school's network.
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TopicTexas Dog Owners are leaving their dogs to die as they evacuate.
Laserion
08/29/17 11:27:34 AM
#77
Bok_Choi posted...
Dogs have to be fed and sheltered
In an emergency they are not essential unless they're service dogs

get the fuck over it

But what about the tying?
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TopicI wished her happy birthday and she replied to every comment except for mine.
Laserion
08/29/17 11:21:02 AM
#12
I still want to know this, @Veggeta_X.
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TopicWould you be OK with an instant unconsciousness weapon being released?
Laserion
08/29/17 8:22:58 AM
#11
gunplagirl posted...
Sounds like how you get people to fall and bust their skull open, then die instantly

Or else, fall and fire their weapon into others

But those happens when you shoot them with bullets too.
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TopicYou are Gods in human form.
Laserion
08/28/17 7:42:42 PM
#9
It's called "The Egg", by Andy Weir
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TopicMy thread about leaving a date without paying was flagged for illegal activity.
Laserion
08/28/17 7:39:29 PM
#4
But the girl was left behind to pay, right? So it wasn't stealing...
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Topic*restores laptop to factory default* *rule 34 pic still showcased*
Laserion
08/28/17 7:14:45 PM
#29
The point is to restore software to factory state. It can keep your documents, but that's an option you're presented with at some point in the process. You probably selected "keep my documents".
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TopicAny one else feel fuckin awkward checking out in a grocery store?
Laserion
08/28/17 6:46:09 PM
#27
--kresnik-- posted...
Fuck people who bring 20+ items to the self checkout, or coupons. If you can't stomach two minutes of human contact, then don't buy so many things.

Self checkout doesn't have a sign that says "20 items or less" in the stores where I've seen it. Those signs are in manned stations.
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TopicWould you be OK with an instant unconsciousness weapon being released?
Laserion
08/28/17 6:26:11 PM
#8
Of course. You just shoot everyone you come across, even if they don't see you yet.
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TopicRecording video in portrait is bad
Laserion
08/28/17 2:56:03 PM
#2
Indeed. The windshield itself is in landscape. And I would expect more things to happen from the sides than from the sky or out of the ground.
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Topici dont feel like an adult ce
Laserion
08/28/17 2:28:15 PM
#15
You feel like an adult when you live in your own place (even if it is rented), pay bills for utilities/services, and have to think about toilet paper and groceries not running out, because they don't magically appear/restock themselves anymore. And walk around naked at your place unless someone rings the bell/knocks on your door.
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TopicAnyone have a Careful Sawk with Inner Focus?
Laserion
08/28/17 1:45:34 PM
#2
I don't understand this "Nature" thing. Any good read on that?
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TopicWould you be OK with an instant unconsciousness weapon being released?
Laserion
08/28/17 1:33:31 PM
#6
Paragon21XX posted...
I just noticed that "Intar" is an anagram for "train" as in training weapon. >_>

Holy Zat'nik'tels, O'Neill!
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TopicWould you be OK with an instant unconsciousness weapon being released?
Laserion
08/28/17 1:31:40 PM
#4
There's also the issue of a disadvantage for the side with them in a confrontation. Side A has real guns and 3 guys. Side B, also with 3 guys, has intars, and side A knows it. If there is a gunfight, all side A has to do is come out of cover and try to take all 3 of side B. His partners can pick him up later when all three Bs are dead.
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TopicWould you be OK with an instant unconsciousness weapon being released?
Laserion
08/28/17 1:23:17 PM
#1
Like "phasers set to stun", or Intars, or whatever you like from your favorite Sci-Fi series/movie/story.
Something that is shot just like a gun, and drops people as if you had killed them, but they are actually instantaneously unconscious. No permanent damage (except for anything caused by the fall), and most people wake up after about two hours.

Who should have it? Who would actually end up having it? Will it be better or worse? There would probably be a lot less deaths, but also a lot more theft, because you don't have to worry about killing someone. Just shoot, take their stuff, and they wake up later with no wallet. Obviously, if someone actually wants to kill someone else, they would still get real bullets, unless those went out of production.

http://stargate.wikia.com/wiki/Intar
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TopicAn actual list of KKK clan ranks and titles
Laserion
08/28/17 12:58:40 PM
#25
I see "Hydra" there...
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TopicTinder is for losers
Laserion
08/28/17 12:24:55 PM
#10
I understand the part about leaving your house, but what is this crap about "preying"?
Also, cars are for losers. Real men walk everywhere and don't get tired.
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TopicI'm now on Android 8.0 Oreo
Laserion
08/28/17 10:41:16 AM
#5
Android #8? This guy?
https://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/dragonball/images/9/9d/JingleGang.png/revision/latest?cb=20110702125326
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TopicI wished her happy birthday and she replied to every comment except for mine.
Laserion
08/28/17 9:58:20 AM
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Dustin1280 posted...
if what you said is true, it's completely understandable why she didn't reply to you.
Listen to yourself:
@Veggeta_X posted this creepy stalking story:
"Her last class ends at 2:15 and on average starts to drive home around 2:20. It takes her anywhere between 7 - 9 minutes to drive home where she typically spends the first five minutes making herself a snack. That leaves her 20 minutes to relax for a bit and I figured she'd already be home and finished eating when she gets my comment"


Normal people wouldn't know this about people they have only talked to and never actually had a serious connection with.

Now I want to know the story of how you found out all this. And it's only 8/28, so the semester hasn't been going for that long.
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TopicIt's not racist if it's true?
Laserion
08/28/17 9:55:19 AM
#6
Never say anything positive or negative. Or "more" or "less". Just provide numbers.
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TopicI slept at a motel last night.
Laserion
08/27/17 3:50:58 PM
#3
In Puerto Rico, all motels are "love hotels". It's not big enough to definitely require a place to just sleep while driving from one end to the other.
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Topic"White People, Here are Ten Requests From a Black Lives Matter Leader"
Laserion
08/27/17 1:12:45 PM
#96
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
[W]hy is it that literally every time a person is accused of living with their parents still, it's "mom's basement" and never anything else? The father isn't considered a homeowner? Or it is assumed the parents are divorced? Why always basement? I don't think these assumptions are based on actual data, so are they just simpleminded cliches that are just easier to spit out than original and creative attacks on lifestyle?

This is good material for a separate topic.
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TopicMan digs up his girlfriend's corpse and sets it on fire because he was haunted.
Laserion
08/26/17 4:24:43 PM
#4
You should remove links/descriptions to (un)related articles in the middle of the story
Gileva was an orphan who committed suicide in 2012 after being sent back to a foster home.
Popular Video This young teenage singer was shocked when Keith Urban invited her on stage at his concert. A few moments later, he made her wildest dreams come true.

"She was taken in by a foster family, but then they returned her to the orphanage and she could not cope with this," said one of her friends

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TopicThis walmart employee is accusing you for being a racist because
Laserion
08/26/17 7:21:26 AM
#3
Do you sleep with a clock boy body pillow?
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TopicWhich girl is cuter?
Laserion
08/26/17 7:03:43 AM
#34
Is this a filter available somewhere?
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TopicMy brother drank 7,200 Monster Energy Drinks since 2007
Laserion
08/25/17 7:02:46 PM
#2
7,200 / 3,652.5 = ~2 drinks per day
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TopicIt's amazing that scientists didn't discover any other animals until 1563
Laserion
08/25/17 6:59:36 PM
#2
Science was witchcraft before that.
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TopicShould I have sex with a 32 year old woman? I'm 28.
Laserion
08/25/17 5:45:27 PM
#17
Is either of you married or otherwise attached to someone else?
Is either of you pretending to want more out of this than what you actually want?
If both of these are "no", then go for it.
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TopicBoy remembers scene from favorite movie to save drowning brother from drowning.
Laserion
08/25/17 5:32:17 PM
#2
The Rock's tweet: https://twitter.com/TheRock/status/900732596409163776
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TopicIf you haven't played at least 5 of these 10 games, then you should leave CE.
Laserion
08/25/17 5:25:56 PM
#4
Or else what?!
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Topicdo you feel confident that trump can handle the fallout from hurricane harvey?
Laserion
08/25/17 5:20:06 PM
#2
Depends. Who lives in Texas?
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TopicWife vs Mother
Laserion
08/25/17 5:06:15 PM
#12
DirkDiggles posted...
Your wife doesnt make moms spaghetti.

I make better spaghetti than your mom. My spaghetti is the best in the world. Source: my wife.
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TopicThe stupid Passport Agency denied my application for a Passport
Laserion
08/24/17 9:51:10 PM
#44
TC is a secret child that was hiding under the floor planks whenever officials came over. Like in The 100, or maybe China.
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TopicThe stupid Passport Agency denied my application for a Passport
Laserion
08/24/17 7:31:09 PM
#8
That's a major thing. Go get your BC fixed.
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TopicWhat's the best way to get to Jupiter?
Laserion
08/24/17 5:45:15 PM
#3
I don't have my Celestia here to check.
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TopicBest fruit to put on pizza?
Laserion
08/24/17 5:43:52 PM
#30
Anarchy_Juiblex posted...
tomato (sauce form)

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TopicThe power ball winner is in her 50's?
Laserion
08/24/17 5:43:32 PM
#16
I tagged someone in this topic as [kills jackpot winners]...
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TopicOk, I think the "everything offends me" culture has hit peak stupid
Laserion
08/24/17 5:38:01 PM
#20
They should've used a bunch of babies of different colors, each holding a flag. But then someone would complain about which baby is in the center of the picture.
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Topicwhat! now they are making Catwoman black! I can't believe it!
Laserion
08/24/17 5:34:57 PM
#13
_BlueMonk posted...
TC, i think you meant to post this

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0457755/

Batman wiki
It is unclear if the Catwoman from the third season, portrayed by Eartha Kitt, is intended to be the same character portrayed by Julie Newmar. However, their race change, slight personality change, and the fact that Julie's Catwoman appears once more after Eartha's would suggest that they are two different characters.

http://batman.wikia.com/wiki/Catwoman_(Julie_Newmar)
http://batman.wikia.com/wiki/Catwoman_(Eartha_Kitt)

Then there's Halle Berry:
http://batman.wikia.com/wiki/Catwoman_(Halle_Berry) (Patience Phillips)
If Julie Newmar was "Selina Kyle", we could argue that Eartha Kitt would be "Patience Phillips",
although I doubt that series cared about the villains' real names, and don't think they were even mentioned.
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TopicIs this a thing all women do? Or just the women in my life?
Laserion
08/24/17 2:29:39 PM
#8
Colorahdo posted...
Do you think this is something I should bring up to my girlfriend? I feel like I'll get the "this is just the way I am" treatment

Then tell her "I don't like the way you are!"
Or at the very least, avoid her the rest of the day.
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TopicWhen you google "slender woman"
Laserion
08/24/17 2:24:09 PM
#2
Wow, some of those are... interesting.
Also, use other words, like "thin", "skinny", I don't know.
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Topicstay way from Strangers, loook at this
Laserion
08/24/17 2:21:27 PM
#2
Tell him to just post it all on the web. To do it on March 8, 2003.
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TopicLOL. Antifa supporter is attacked by other Antifa members who assume he's a Nazi
Laserion
08/24/17 12:55:53 PM
#28
Do we get an aftermath interview with the puncher?
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TopicDonald Trump just retweeted the best thing ever
Laserion
08/24/17 12:43:40 PM
#111
On Tuesday, my wife showed me a Facebook post with the reverse eclipse as that one, called "the only eclipse I want to see".
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