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please keep the elderphobia out of this topic
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fun fact

im the original writer of the underwater weighing test copypasta
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Veggeta X posted...

Philoktetes posted...

there was no malicious intent

3 years probation seems harsh

Now if it was a millennial doing this you'd give them the death penalty.

if it was a millennial he wouldn't have an excuse

grandma did it accidentally because she's old
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there was no malicious intent

3 years probation seems harsh
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I didn't know she was my aunt at the time

she's hot af though
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BalisticWarri0r posted...

Needs more muscle.

stop bodyshaming
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the phrase is "to each his own"

don't let feminists ruin the english language
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Looked up my girlfriend’s instagram found that I was the backup guy all along, and her dream guy wanted nothing to do with her.

My girlfriend and I have been together since January 2013. Overall we have a pretty happy relationship. We recently moved in to my apartment 4 months ago, we split the rent.

So a couple days ago my cousin wanted to see pictures of my me and my girlfriend. I don’t have an Instagram so I was googling her username to find a link to her profile. I ended up seeing that she was a member on a website (not mentioning what). I got curious and started reading through the posts and that’s where I found out a ton of things, some relating to sex, some relating to stuff about her mom.

To give you the gist of it, before she met me there was this guy that she was seeing she was bragging about how she confirmed that tall guys are “proportional”. She said they had crazy sex, couldn’t get enough, lost track of orgasms and how she was hooked, and she really wanted to date this guy but he didn’t want anything serious.

And lo and behold I come in. While we were dating I asked her to be my girlfriend (she told me she needed time because she takes commitment seriously),she actually gave this other guy an ultimatum that if he didn’t date her, she would leave me for him. Guy turned her down and then she starts seeing me, so yeah I was my girlfriend’s second choice. Oh and she wanted advice on how to do anal with his big dick, however when I have slightly brought it up she tells me that she doesn't do anal.

Now we are here. Reading this stuff made me absolutely sick. I love her so much and to be reading this shit, just ruins me. When we started dating I legitimately thought this was my girl, all the while she was hoping that the other guy would date her. I haven’t talked to her about this yet since I honestly have no idea how I can have this conversation while holding it together. I feel so stupid.
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how is wikileaks legal?

theyre literally a threat to national security
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oh it's Japan

we can't judge other cultures
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satanism is just edgier atheism
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http://i.imgur.com/eKfKTGK.jpg?1
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look at TC's username
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/womens-life/11760417/Air-conditioning-in-your-office-is-sexist.-True-story.html


>feminism
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DoctorVader posted...

Why did you say "ah it's yourself!"?

it's a line from the tv show
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DarthAragorn posted...

did you ask him why the writers hate giving him character development

no

read the OP i said i didnt ask him anything
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London Heathrow to Belfast City

He had to get out of the aisle seat to let me into the middle seat.

I said to him "Ah, it's yourself!" and he gave me a kinda blank look as if to indicate that he had heard me but didn't wish to respond.

Didn't try speaking to him after that.
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my 5 y/o just saw trump on tv at the rally and slammed his copy of james joyce's ulysses on the table so hard that it spilled his espresso
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voldothegr8 posted...

Maybe it's his favorite blackjack dealer

gambling is illegal too
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I am currently 30 years old, and as a freshman in college at Savannah College of Art and Design about 11 years ago I set out to make a senior thesis that was going to be above and beyond the commonly held standards for such work. My goal soon went from winning a Student Academy Award, to an outright Academy Award. In addition to learning the craft of filmmaking, art, and animation at college I spent many more hours trying to come up with an idea that was worthy of such lofty goals. Due to the arduous and strenuous nature of such a pursuit, my mental health and personal life suffered, and is still suffering to this day.

My goal originally was to have this film be a intensive collaborative effort based on whatever idea I came up with. Towards the end of college however, I had not come up with an idea that satisfied what I thought would be the necessary standards for such a work. Dejected, I marched towards the end of my college career without a sufficient idea. The only idea that I did come up with I was not entirely pleased with, and consisted of a loose story involving a moth, spider, and slightly based on "The Itsy Bitsy Spider". It was to be done in a very crude form of animation called "playblast", which is typically reserved for testing animation before being rendered.

In one of the final classes related to my senior thesis, I shared my idea with the professor and the class. I told them that it involved a bunch of metaphors involving light, religion, truth, and science. At one point the professor (who is named Jason Maurer and was one of the directors of the film "Delgo"), pointed out that my film shared some similarities with "The Metamorphosis" by Franz Kafka. At first I was extremely dismissive because I had read that story in school and thought it was a weird story by a weird guy, and seemed like the whole story was a metaphor for coming out of the closet. Eventually though I shelved my original idea though, and ended up deciding to do a film based on "The Metamorphosis" after further thinking and research.

By then however it was too late. Everyone at school was already heavily invested in their own projects and while I was able to find some people willing to help me work on this project, it was not the kind of help I thought was necessary to achieve my goals. I then ended up doing some "playblast" animation to the new Kanye West album at the time "808's and Heartbreak", got put on academic probation, and left school about 10 credit hours and 2 classes short of a degree.

I moved back in with my parents (who I still live with to this day) and decided to pursue making a film based on "The Metamorphosis" entirely by myself. The going was rough and my mental health and personal life deteriorated even further with me ending up getting banned from these forums literally hundreds of times and being hospitalized several times for psychiatric reasons.

I never gave up on my goal however, and about a year ago officially completed my film based on "The Metamorphosis". Despite many hours of research and concept work, It is done in a "playblast" style animation that is intentionally crude and abrasive. For some reason that just seems more honest than making a polished work of art:


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I read somewhere the that local and state governments are keeping the full hurricane forecast under wraps and they are actually expecting 50+ inches of rain and are expecting the entire gulf coast to just be gone.
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i think we should replace food stamps with some kind of nutritious food substitute like soylent
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Masked-One posted...

Probably because they're taking the stamps away. Doesn't mean the people are doing any better.

better than giving them entitlements
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http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2017/08/07/1-1-million-fewer-americans-food-stamps-trump/


Donald is making America great again
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id turn the heater up and wear a sweater
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steve harvey himself is alright

but the producers are ruining the show by writing too many obscene questions
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if it's a hard question and you think you can steal
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has he learned to hate America yet
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NASA has confirmed that the Earth will experience 15 days of total darkness between November 15 and November 29, 2017. The event, according to NASA, hasn’t occurred in over 1 Million years.

Astronomers from NASA have indicated that the world will remain in complete darkness starting on Sunday, November 15, 2017 at 3 a.m. and will end on Monday, November 30, 2017 at 4:15 p.m. According to officials, the “November Black Out” event will be caused by another astronomical event between Venus and Jupiter.

Charles Bolden, who was appointed to head of NASA by President Obama, issued a 1000 page document explaining the event to the White House.
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people always take play because they dont know how to play the game properly

the show was cool before steve harvey took over
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I selected a busy 24hr Meijer, which is a midwest-only combination of Marts both K and Wal. I entered the store on a lovely Friday afternoon and didn't leave the store until the following Sunday evening. I read the entire magazine section, and beat minesweeper on my phone innumerable times. I ate at the pizza parlor they'd just installed, and slept on the display furniture. I wandered around the racks during the day, bored out of my skull. I considered buying frozen burritos and asking one of the employees if they had a breakroom where I could microwave them, but that felt like it wouldn't truly answer the question if someone could live in a Meijer; I'd be using resources that weren't public.

The only time I was ever asked if I needed any help was on Sunday morning around 8am, and then it was only waking me up to ask me if I was drunk and had wandered in that night and fallen asleep on their displays. I said, "no, I'm fine, I'm just trying this futon." and was left alone.

The people who work there really don't care.
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yes

my entire identity is based on the media i consume and if anyone attacks it it's a direct insult to me
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There seems to be a growing population who is disconnected from society and thinks the internet and video games are real life. Are they the reason our country is so broken due to their lack of seeking jobs, not finishing degrees, and being comfortable simply being weed addicts and living with their parents?
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i like The Commish
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https://www.bloomberg.com/view/articles/2017-08-23/take-a-pay-cut-help-the-economy
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how do Australians know what to ask their doctor about if you don't have drug commercials o_O
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keep the racism off the forums
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as an avid gamer I have an interest in asia and japan aka where the games r made
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then I finally did. what a complete and utter disappointment. I can't believe willingly drink this shit. if you haven't tried beer yet, do yourself a favour and don't because it's absolutely fucking terrible
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This isn't an attack on people with smart phones. Rather, I wonder how many others like me are on the FAQs, either using basic cell phones or none at all.

I have a cheapie flip phone on a pay-as-you-go account. The vast majority of the calls I get don't get answered. I've programmed in the numbers that matter: family, friends, doctor, dentist, boss. Chances are any other callers are telemarketers or the occasional wrong number. And when I'm not home, I don't really care that I can't check in on FB or my email or even GameFAQs. I rarely text - it's definitely a pain on the number pad. I'm not a luddite - it's just not important to me to be that connected.

I'm sure my age plays a part, too - I'm 63. So get off my lawn after you weigh in.
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the amount of money we're spending on the secret service is statistically insignificant compared to the amount we spent on entitlements


people just see how many millions the president spends but they can't contextualize it in the entire federal budget
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lmao secret service is so entitled they don't think they should serve their employer
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