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http://pitchfork.com/news/chuck-e-cheeses-getting-rid-of-animatronic-house-bands/


my wife's son is gonna be disappointed. he loves that band
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He came in all excited and told them he just got great deals on some stuff like a new computer and a car or some shit. So he decided to "celebrate" by getting 3 fucking burgers. AMERICA!
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maybe pajit will allow it
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then more people would have to buy cable
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the middle daughter on last man standing is so hot
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http://detroitintheseventies.ytmnd.com/
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tim allen never dealt coke he just trafficked it
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14/f/cali
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Asherlee10 posted...

I never really understood this concept with Chic-fil-a. I get that they are a 'Christian' company, but not everyone that works there is a Christian, in fact, some might be Jewish and would rather have Saturday off and would happily work on a Sunday.

maybe they should be off on saturday and sunday to accomodate jewish employees
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not every nfl game is on sunday

and the venue is used for a lot of other stuff

they do concerts, soccer games in the offseason

it's not like it's only open on sunday

but people just wanna do this knee jerk reaction LOL @ THEM before thinking for a minute
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is janet right or her son
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tim allen doesn't joke

who do you think he is, a comedan?
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then they shouldn't have refused to leave?
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https://twitter.com/ofctimallen/status/897687107191414784


he's just saying what we're all thinking
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sexhavers leave this websight
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it wasn't genocide it was relocation

it was a sad tragedy so many indians died on the trail of tears but that wasn't the goal
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no im not gay
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yeah

marriage for love is unrealistic idealism
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applebees is a great place to meet lonely suburban moms

i always go after 9 to get half price apps and a few LITs
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the civil war wasn't about slavery
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my friend wants to know
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but it's closed on Sunday lol
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A couple of weeks ago, I bought a lawnmower from my neighbor. He had seen me hacking at the grass with my weed-eater for the past eight weekends, so he decided to give me first dibs on his old one before putting it up on Craigslist.

He intuited that I'd never used a lawnmower before, so he gave me a tutorial. Later in the day, he caught me trying to start the thing the wrong way and gave me a refresher course. The lesson stuck that time and I was able to do my front and backyards. Yay me.

This morning, I was stoked about taking the lawnmower out for another spin. I filled up the tank (after a long time of trying to figure out the mechanics of the gas can...maybe one day I'll remember to read the instructions first!), rolled up my sleeves, pressed the priming thingie three times, and pulled and pulled and pulled and PULLED and it just wouldn't start. Not to be discouraged, I picked up my weed-eater (which is electric) and hacked down the weeds against my fence. Maybe the lawnmower just needed a few more minutes to get used to the outdoors again. Then I returned to it optimistically.

I pulled and pulled and pulled and PULLED. Then I got a glass of water, wiped my brow, googled the operation manual to see if there was anything I'd missed, and pulled and pulled and PULLED some more.

"Hey, you need help?"

It was the neighbor I'd bought the mower from. As embarrassed as I was to be caught in the middle of incompetency, I was also quite relieved. He gave the cord one tug and it started.

"I've got a girly arm!" I said with more humor than I actually felt.

I don't want to bother my neighbor or anyone else with something as stupid as this. I hate being so weak. I hate perpetuating the stereotype that women are helpless. And I hate that there could possibly be an appliance that is off-limits to me just because I'm not physically strong. For the next two weeks, I'm going to be lifting weights. I'm going to get all Sarah Conner. That lawnmower better watch out! See, I'm still optimistic but part of me is afraid I'm always going to have to ask for help with this.

Women in similar situations, do you ever feel like this? I mean, feeling embarrassed and kinda pissed off when you realize that you're too weak to do certain things, and feeling weird about it too?
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that sucks

im praying for your family
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Bartender: can I see your ID?

Me: (internally) just because I don't like beer doesn't mean I'm not a real adult
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im boycotting uber and lyft because they exploit their <strikethrough>employees</strikethrough> independent contractors
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what if you go blind the day after your annual test

better test every day
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Mikablu posted...

Turtlebread posted...

This seems like it's only a problem for places that allow people to drive after taking a 5 minute test.

A test every 5 years or so doesn't take into account what might happen in between those tests, like my friend's father going almost completely blind.

so what is your solution
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nice ableism
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not sure if rick and morty fan or just new york being new york
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A couple left their infant in the charge of a teenage, hippie-type girl while they went out on the town for the evening. When the mother phoned home a few hours later to check up on things, the babysitter informed her that everything was fine and that she had put the turkey in the oven. A few moments later the couple recalled that they left no turkey at home; they rushed home and found that the babysitter, high on LSD, had cooked their baby in the oven.
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YouTwitFace
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Even irregarding vegetarianism, most of the girls I know in irl life eat a diet that naturally prizes sugar and dairy over things like meat and seafood.

There's also a stereotype that kids really like sugar and aren't all that fond of protein, but I personally craved meat and hated sugar from the age of 4.
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its weird cause the other games take away your weapons and make you fight the final boss the right way


mgs3 is hell of easy
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the first time i hid int eh flowers and sniped her

then i learned how to do the cqc

once you know how to beat her with cqc that's the easiest way
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do canadians call the show dragon ball zed
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did Akira draw that
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Vyrulisse posted...

darkphoenix181 posted...

Vyrulisse posted...

LOL what

do you identify as one of those two girls hanging on for the thrill of the alpha male shoulders?

No, I'm not an inconsiderate bitch so I would help out actually

but then you would miss out on the ozarks
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they do so much walking adventuring
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then who was phone
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Melonfarms posted...

Is this whole thing just a Facebook level post or is there a funny joke in there somewhere? I'm not reading all that.

look who the TC is
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1. You were convinced your Furby would kill you while you slept

2. you think Mr. Feeney would be the best teacher ever

3. Are You Afraid of the Dark? still gives you nightmares

4. Teletubbies still creep you out

5. you think Pluto is a planet

6. you can successfully insert the Capri Sun straw on the first try

7. you learned how to use your computer before your parents did

8. you came close to administering a lethal dose of cootie shots

9. you were surprised when Lance Bass came out of the closet

10. you say Hakuna Matata to relieve stress

11. the graphics in Toy Story are still amazing

12. Harry Potter was the first book you enjoyed reading

13. you're still jealous of Matilda's powers

14. you wish Jumanji was a real game

15. you still think your way out of Yoshi Valley in Mario Kart 64 was the fastest

16. you refuse to believe yo-yos were popular when your parents went to school

17. Austin Powers is a better spy than James Bond

18. your parents thought South Park was a shitty influence

19. the only boxing worth watching involves the biting off of ears

20. you still hate Angelica Pickles

21. Free Willy still makes you cry

22. you learned how to spell from a VTech

23. you know every word to The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song

24. your parents still won't buy you Lunchables

25. you use the Clinton definition of sexual relations

26. your scary story is a rip off of Goosebumps

27. the fact that the black Power Ranger was African-American and the yellow one was Chinese doesn't bother you

28. you still wonder why anybody would want to be called Scary Spice

29. your Tamagotchi is still alive

30. roller skates suck and roller blades are awesome

31. you still rewind movies instead of fast-backward

32. you still want to go to Jurassic Park even after seeing the movie

33. the end of Men In Black still makes you wonder

34. Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego isn't just a rhetorical question

35. you wish the Magic School Bus was real

36. the ending to the Sixth Sense still surprises you

37. You remember when Kurt Cobain, Tu Pac, River Phoenix, Selena, and John Lennon died.

38. You know that 'How Rude!' comes from Stephanie from Full House

39. You remember when it was actually worth getting up early

40. on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

41. You remember reading "Goosebumps"

42. You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

43. You danced to "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls, Females: had a new motto, Males: got a whole lot gay-er. (so tell me what you want, what you really really want.)

44. You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence...Not...

45. You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green Ranger were meant to be together.

46. You remember when super nintendos became popular.

47. Two words... Trapper Keeper.

48. You never got injured on a Slip 'n' Slide

49. Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, all dressed in black, black, black,

50. You remember boom boxes vs. cd players

51. You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere

52. You watched the original Care Bears, My Little Pony, and Ninja Turtles

53. NANCY DREW AND THE HARDY BOYS WERE THE BEST MYSTERY BOOKS

54. Yikes pencils and erasers were the stuff!

55. All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.(pencils.notebooks.binders.etc.)

56. You remember a time before the WB.

57. You thought Brain would actually take over the world
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my uncle works at CBS and I asked him for hard data on gamefaqs and he blocked me on social media and wrote me out of his will


what are they hiding O_O
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do ppl even read text walkthroughs anymore

cjayc sold out at the perfect time
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and how would they pay for the hosting
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and on the sidebar all of their suggested videos was James and Mike/AVGN videos
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