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TopicHow good is Stardew Valley?
Thunder_54
08/02/17 2:58:39 PM
#8
I'm not into that genre.
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TopicThis 17 y/o Blonde Girl said the FAMILY she BABYSITS bought her a New CAR!!!
Thunder_54
08/02/17 1:25:55 PM
#41
They paid her off for seeing something she shouldn't have.

Also she looks thicc.
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TopicYou should stop tipping, like, ever... give your servers gift cards instead.
Thunder_54
08/02/17 1:24:29 PM
#6
Tipping a gift card is still tipping at all.

Badly phrased topic is bad.
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Topicoh hot damn, this months taco bell specialty item looks fucking fantastic
Thunder_54
07/31/17 8:56:50 PM
#7
Stop, you're making Jen excited!
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Topicshould i watch the emoji movie again?
Thunder_54
07/31/17 8:27:57 PM
#8
You shouldn't have watched it at all.
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TopicWhat's a type of food that would be bad with hard-boiled egg on it?
Thunder_54
07/31/17 8:27:00 PM
#3
Pizza ;)
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TopicHelp! I'm addicted to apple juice!
Thunder_54
07/31/17 8:26:16 PM
#8
I'm not your personal dictionary, kid.
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TopicOh boy, there's a new lady interested in me now
Thunder_54
07/31/17 8:18:23 PM
#16
LaggnFragnLarry posted...
Thunder_54 posted...
You're getting catfished

but she wants to meet him in person though


She'll bail.

OR

None of this happened.
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TopicOh boy, there's a new lady interested in me now
Thunder_54
07/31/17 7:59:12 PM
#13
You're getting catfished
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TopicHello.
Thunder_54
07/31/17 7:56:17 PM
#2
Sorry!
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TopicHelp! I'm addicted to apple juice!
Thunder_54
07/31/17 7:53:36 PM
#5
I've heard Apple juice addiction causes impotence.
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TopicScaramucci out. That didn't take long..
Thunder_54
07/31/17 4:48:37 PM
#99
DorkLink posted...
It must be exciting to get accused of being somebody else; I wish that would happen to me. I guess I'm not cool enough for it


Get out of here, Soma.
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TopicScaramucci out. That didn't take long..
Thunder_54
07/31/17 4:46:23 PM
#94
When in doubt, lurk moar.

Or whip it out. Whatever floats your goat.
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TopicScaramucci out. That didn't take long..
Thunder_54
07/31/17 4:44:21 PM
#92
I've literally seen both of them on cam at the same time.
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TopicScaramucci out. That didn't take long..
Thunder_54
07/31/17 4:41:03 PM
#89
Lmao what is even going on in here?
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TopicSupport Mayonnaise in Splatoon 2
Thunder_54
07/31/17 4:04:18 PM
#10
TheWorstPoster posted...
Thunder_54 posted...
that's not mayonnaise


https://twitter.com/NintendoEurope/status/888367975992102913


;)
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TopicSo I was playing rocket league with a bro yesterday.
Thunder_54
07/31/17 3:56:15 PM
#20
Hmm That doesn't sound enjoyable.
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TopicPatapon
Thunder_54
07/31/17 3:52:37 PM
#4
Oh right. I'll get right on that. Should be fixed in a few hours. Thanks for the concern.
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TopicPatapon
Thunder_54
07/31/17 3:50:16 PM
#2
What poll?
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TopicSupport Mayonnaise in Splatoon 2
Thunder_54
07/31/17 3:44:51 PM
#8
that's not mayonnaise
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TopicBoom boom, even brighter than the moon moon
Thunder_54
07/31/17 3:42:24 PM
#2
Come on let your boner burst!
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TopicScaramucci out. That didn't take long..
Thunder_54
07/31/17 3:22:56 PM
#7
Zeus posted...
Also, Trump needs to stop appointing guys whose names sound like Bond villains.


Or an anime villain.
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TopicSo I was playing rocket league with a bro yesterday.
Thunder_54
07/31/17 3:12:28 PM
#18
I can't even get aroused by a man.

But I'm trying to figure out if my friend CAN! ??
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TopicSo I was playing rocket league with a bro yesterday.
Thunder_54
07/31/17 2:21:36 PM
#15
chaosbowser posted...
I missed you thunder chan. ignore the haterz


<3

So back to the real issue.

I just remembered that after the incident there was a sharp uptick in game-related innuendos.

He kept telling me over and over to "Pound it in there" and that he was "Going for the ball(s)". And he kept shifting in his seat like a madman. I've never sat by him while he was playing before, but the amount of shifting and shorts adjusting was distracting out of the corner of my eye.

Strange stuff guys. I still don't know what to think.
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Topicmy bff's brother proposed to his girlfriend and she lost the ring 2 days later
Thunder_54
07/31/17 1:04:52 PM
#2
Jen0125 posted...
didn't get insurance on it


That's the real crime here.
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TopicAnyone here successfully root an Android phone?
Thunder_54
07/31/17 12:44:03 PM
#6
Yeah, I used to do it all the time. Some of the modern phones make it a lot more difficult (if not impossible) to do now though. They used to make it really easy for you too. "One touch roots" were all the rage.

I don't root anymore though because I don't really need to. All the cool features from ROMs get put into main releases now. It also voids your warranty and whatnot.
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TopicSpotify vs Google Play Music? Opinions?
Thunder_54
07/31/17 12:30:38 PM
#9
Cracked Spotify APK with no ads > all.
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TopicPost in this topic and I'll threaten to block you but not actually block you.
Thunder_54
07/31/17 12:30:13 PM
#71
You think I haven't been on this road before? I'm not afraid to let it out. I'm unafraid to take that fall.
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TopicSo I was playing rocket league with a bro yesterday.
Thunder_54
07/31/17 12:28:13 PM
#13
Why should I leave now? I know I'm desperately wanted here. Telling me to leave is your subconscious playing reverse psychology on you. You know I'll stay if you tell me to leave so you throw a little fit. A tantrum, crying out for my presence.

Don't worry. I'll grant it to you. We all know what's really going on here. ;)
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TopicSo I was playing rocket league with a bro yesterday.
Thunder_54
07/31/17 12:16:03 PM
#10
helly posted...
Thunder_54 posted...
Still? I leave for years and come back just a few weeks ago for hours at a time and I'm "Still here?".

That makes sense.

uh

it does because you're literally here right now


The phasing implies I never left. Which I clearly did. Sure, I'm here right now, but I haven't BEEN here.
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TopicPost in this Topic or Don't
Thunder_54
07/31/17 12:14:03 PM
#4
You watch, but do you see?
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TopicSo I was playing rocket league with a bro yesterday.
Thunder_54
07/31/17 12:12:14 PM
#8
ZiggiStardust posted...
Thunder_54 posted...
What closet?

the reeeeally gay one, bruv


No. No. No closet. You're the closet!

FrozenBananas posted...
Thunder why are you still here?


Still? I leave for years and come back just a few weeks ago for hours at a time and I'm "Still here?".

That makes sense.
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TopicSo I was playing rocket league with a bro yesterday.
Thunder_54
07/31/17 11:46:28 AM
#5
chaosbowser posted...
He's not gay. He's thundersexual


Being ThunderSexual is a known phenomena. I've seen it.

Ihateyou posted...
You might be gay


Ehhh. Not likely since I'm also in a committed relationship with a woman.

ZiggiStardust posted...
thunder be deeeeep in dat closet, ok?


What closet?
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TopicSo I was playing rocket league with a bro yesterday.
Thunder_54
07/31/17 11:34:15 AM
#1
We'd been cracking open quite a few cold ones throughout the night. Had watched game of thrones earlier. Everything was going cool. I was showing him my band's new EP since he hadn't heard it yet.

While we were playing, anytime I made a goal, he'd reach over and give me a slap on the back. Pretty normal bro stuff.

But then I made a hilarious goal. We were laughing HARD. He reached over to pat my back like normal, but this time he missed and his hand landed on my crotch. I didn't react because I knew it was an accident and just brushed it off and kept playing.

So we're just playing like normal and making small talk and being generally goofy and my friend randomly starts saying "HOMOsapien"... "HOMOstasis" (Pretty sure he meant homeostasis but didn't realize how it was spelled). Just every few seconds trying to find words that started with "homo". He eventually stopped after like 4 words but it was definitely weird.

And that got me thinking "What the ****. Was that crotch hand on purpose earlier?... Is he trying to give me signals?!?!"

There weren't any other incidents. No other clues. He's in a committed relationship with a woman and has never confided in me that he's bisexual or anything before so I don't have any good reason to think that to be the case. Nothing like that has happened before and I've been way drunker with him in the past.

Was I just being paranoid? I'm going to lunch with him later today and don't want to overthink our interactions from now on.
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TopicNew Texas law to allow open carry of Swords...
Thunder_54
07/31/17 11:04:18 AM
#4
Wasn't there a user here who periodically would post about wanting to open carry a sword?

Well now you can ;D

Btw it's not actually a bad idea to carry a sword if you know how to properly use it. If you've ever seen martial artists practice with Enlglish long swords or the like, then you know what i'm saying.

And no, anime LARP fights don't count.
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TopicHey sexy people
Thunder_54
07/31/17 10:15:38 AM
#7
thedeerzord posted...
Everyone calls me Jen.

Hi Jen ;)
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TopicHey sexy people
Thunder_54
07/31/17 9:57:02 AM
#4
They call me 'Jen'
They call me 'Sophie'
They call me 'Bird'
They call me 'ICO'
That's not my name
That's not my name
That's not my name
That's not my name
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TopicHey sexy people
Thunder_54
07/31/17 9:43:04 AM
#2
It's going pretty sexily. ;) wbu bb?
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TopicPotD confession topic
Thunder_54
07/31/17 9:35:34 AM
#449
Thunder_54 posts user alts still


What does this even mean?!

I post other user's alts? I post using alts? Neither of them are true. And "still" at the end implies I've done this in past which is also untrue >_>
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TopicAnthony Scaramucci's Wife is DIVORCING him because She HATES Trump! Is She Hot?
Thunder_54
07/30/17 1:03:48 AM
#8
Gross
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TopicPansexual/transsexual question (not a troll topic)
Thunder_54
07/30/17 12:29:20 AM
#5
You could call it "One-Cold" sexuality.

Similar to the term "One-Hot" in circuitry. Wikipedia it. I'm too lazy to explain.

Edit: You could even call it "One-Hot" sexuality depending on the phrasing.
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TopicPansexual/transsexual question (not a troll topic)
Thunder_54
07/30/17 12:21:18 AM
#2
You don't have to label your sexuality.
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TopicBoys are trouble. Girls are evil.
Thunder_54
07/30/17 12:06:08 AM
#2
Lol
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TopicI did it PotD!!!
Thunder_54
07/30/17 12:02:49 AM
#6
What did you do?
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TopicLet's bring back a legend.
Thunder_54
07/30/17 12:01:32 AM
#5
I'm already back.
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TopicHave you ever CALLED 9-1-1 (The Police) before???
Thunder_54
07/30/17 12:00:20 AM
#2
I've dialed 911 accidentally before.
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TopicGrab the nearest book, turn to page 45
Thunder_54
07/29/17 11:50:46 PM
#48
"Let F be the event, getting at least one double six in 24 throws."

From a stats book. Lmao
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TopicCalling an early bed tonight
Thunder_54
07/29/17 11:42:57 PM
#3
You're not the boss of me!
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TopicMy fucking God, why can't I talk to women
Thunder_54
07/29/17 11:35:01 PM
#8
Women can smell desperation a mile away.
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TopicThis 20 y/o Arizona Girl was sent a PENIS Pic...So she forwarded it to his MOM!
Thunder_54
07/28/17 5:54:24 PM
#4
exposing yourself to unwilling people


Indecent exposure.

Not sure how that applies to technology though.
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