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Topic	Any update on Trump's Wall?
monkmith 04/11/17 12:48:45 PM #15	they're apparently taking bids on design, best one i saw was a wall made of solar panels. it could help pay for itself, but its not coal so... personally, i'm still wondering how they're going to wall several of the rivers that act as boarder. will they cede them to mexico? maybe try to take them and start a war? --- People die when they are killed. Among horse, Red Hare. Among men, Lu Bu.
Topic	Wait... there was a captain planet movie?
monkmith 04/10/17 8:32:05 PM #6	pegusus123456 posted... monkmith posted... eston posted... I never understood why the heart kid was so useless. Dude could literally communicate with animals that ring can mind control humans, its by far the most powerful. But if Gaia only gives it to big pussies that won't do that, it's still the weakest. who knows though. he could be a complete psychopath who spends his day playing the weak kid while secretly directing all the others to do what he wants like a puppeteer. --- People die when they are killed. Among horse, Red Hare. Among men, Lu Bu.
Topic	In a room of 23 people there is a 50% chance two of them have the same birthday.
monkmith 04/10/17 2:53:34 PM #5	Butterfiles posted... I share a birthday with music legends Robert Plant, Demi Lovato,and Fred Durst. more interesting to see who died the day you were born. personally i was born the day axis sally died... --- People die when they are killed. Among horse, Red Hare. Among men, Lu Bu.
Topic	Breaking: Shooting at San Bernadino Elementary School
monkmith 04/10/17 2:15:46 PM #8	ProudlyHated87 posted... How many terrorist attacks have we had in a row now? are we finally calling all mass shootings terrorist attacks now? --- People die when they are killed. Among horse, Red Hare. Among men, Lu Bu.
Topic	In a room of 23 people there is a 50% chance two of them have the same birthday.
monkmith 04/10/17 2:12:49 PM #2	in a year of 350+ i knew 1 person who shared my birthday. --- People die when they are killed. Among horse, Red Hare. Among men, Lu Bu.
Topic	People who say never go to a casino because it is a waste of money
monkmith 04/10/17 2:11:17 PM #25	you treat it like an arcade. set a budget and dont exceed it. --- People die when they are killed. Among horse, Red Hare. Among men, Lu Bu.
Topic	Wait... there was a captain planet movie?
monkmith 04/10/17 1:41:09 PM #3	eston posted... I never understood why the heart kid was so useless. Dude could literally communicate with animals that ring can mind control humans, its by far the most powerful. --- People die when they are killed. Among horse, Red Hare. Among men, Lu Bu.
Topic	My parents are ashamed of my career choice.
monkmith 04/10/17 1:24:36 PM #3	tell them it was either this or hooking. --- People die when they are killed. Among horse, Red Hare. Among men, Lu Bu.
Topic	Why is removing Assad a priority for the US?
monkmith 04/10/17 9:18:50 AM #16	Antifar posted... known2FAIL posted... What does peace in the Middle East mean to the US? Well stability in the region would likely mean fewer instances of terrorism here in the west, but the joke I was making is that removing Assad would in no way contribute to that goal. helped in iraq and afganistan. though that was after years of turmoil and US funding. --- People die when they are killed. Among horse, Red Hare. Among men, Lu Bu.
Topic	straight guys: is it a compliment or do you creep out if a gay guy says you're
monkmith 04/10/17 9:17:04 AM #26	generally find it weird, especially when you don't expect it. had a guy stop his car to make a pass once, didn't even realize it until he drove away. --- People die when they are killed. Among horse, Red Hare. Among men, Lu Bu.
Topic	What's an actual reason to learn math when wolfram alpha exists?
monkmith 04/10/17 9:02:23 AM #14	Howl posted... jcmason posted... Just because machines can do the work for us doesn't mean we shouldn't understand the work that's being done. Otherwise, you may as well be the cashier at McDonald's that can't figure out how much change to return when a customer gives you $5 for a $3 purchase. There's a difference in learning arithmetic and learning calculus. I've never once in my life used calculus in a practical way. That was the point of this. I know I just wrote math in the title but if you read my first post you could infer that I meant advanced math. then your argument is 'i've never used it, so why does it matter'? --- People die when they are killed. Among horse, Red Hare. Among men, Lu Bu.
Topic	Why is removing Assad a priority for the US?
monkmith 04/10/17 8:59:24 AM #9	Iodine posted... Doom_Art posted... Trump approval ratings are sagging, so he needs to bomb some Middle Eastern nation to get em back up. And it distracts people from all the Russia business. it distracts the media, not the FBI and the two legislative groups looking into the situation. to be honest it will probably help that process. --- People die when they are killed. Among horse, Red Hare. Among men, Lu Bu.
Topic	Why is removing Assad a priority for the US?
monkmith 04/10/17 8:58:18 AM #8	really should be a UN priority, since its generally not a good thing to accept a leader who likes to randomly murder his people. but the UN is a toothless beast and the US has been playing hero for the last 60 years. --- People die when they are killed. Among horse, Red Hare. Among men, Lu Bu.
Topic	What's the craziest shit a woman has ever pulled on you?
monkmith 04/10/17 8:55:56 AM #14	had a short girl i'd never met before in my life randomly walk up to me and sucker punch me once. didn't really hurt, but it surprised the hell out of me; i mean who randomly punches strangers? --- People die when they are killed. Among horse, Red Hare. Among men, Lu Bu.
Topic	I think I want to go to Japan just to bang the hot Japanese girls there.
monkmith 04/10/17 8:35:17 AM #13	Key posted... frozenshock posted... Japanese escort agencies refuse foreigners Wait really. I feel like there's no way they'd turn down all that money there is a stupid amount of racism in japan, they think anyone not from japan is dirty. if you're white you're treated like trash outside of some commercial areas (where they'll try to overcharge you). if you're black i understand it can be worse. --- People die when they are killed. Among horse, Red Hare. Among men, Lu Bu.
Topic	If I train like One Punch Man will I be the strongest?
monkmith 04/09/17 9:46:57 PM #8	Touch posted... But shit I cant even do 100 pushups in one go Is it okay if I seperate them and maybe work my way up until I can do em in one go? next you'll ask if you can shave your head now instead of waiting. --- People die when they are killed. Among horse, Red Hare. Among men, Lu Bu.
Topic	WTF is well done pizza?
monkmith 04/09/17 8:58:51 PM #16	ManSpread posted... anything well done belongs in the trash can baccon? --- People die when they are killed. Among horse, Red Hare. Among men, Lu Bu.
Topic	What happened to the Sims games?
monkmith 04/09/17 6:51:40 PM #14	Leanaunfurled posted... I've heard Sims 4 picked itself back up and is pretty good. i skipped it when they tried to DLC pools. --- People die when they are killed. Among horse, Red Hare. Among men, Lu Bu.
Topic	What happened to the Sims games?
monkmith 04/09/17 6:48:44 PM #10	MrDrMan posted... Solar_Crimson posted... The Sims 4 came out like last year. Sims 3 hit consoles. If Sims 4 didn't there was obviously something that caused a step back. I'm asking what caused that? Seems like microtransaction EA bullshit. A travesty. sims 3 was absolute crap on consoles, it was the heavily watered down version. --- People die when they are killed. Among horse, Red Hare. Among men, Lu Bu.
Topic	What happened to the Sims games?
monkmith 04/09/17 6:46:46 PM #7	MrDrMan posted... pinky0926 posted... Money ruined them Are you talking about micro transactions or were the sales shitty? IIRC they were EA games so I could definitely see the micro transaction bullshit microtransactions. --- People die when they are killed. Among horse, Red Hare. Among men, Lu Bu.
Topic	Best traditional chicken place: KFC vs Popeyes vs Church's
monkmith 04/09/17 6:46:07 PM #9	Chick-fil-A is the only correct answer. --- People die when they are killed. Among horse, Red Hare. Among men, Lu Bu.
Topic	What happened to the Sims games?
monkmith 04/09/17 6:44:46 PM #5	sims 3 is fun, but its a hot mess without an SSD and mods. they also monetized the hell out of the game. sims 4 is mostly crap, they took away all the innovation that they introduced to sims 3 (plus a bunch of other random stuff they'll likely sell back to you in DLC). --- People die when they are killed. Among horse, Red Hare. Among men, Lu Bu.
Topic	People thought my friend and his sister with me were a "Gay family"
monkmith 04/09/17 9:59:40 AM #8	you're supposed to laugh at moments like that TC. --- People die when they are killed. Among horse, Red Hare. Among men, Lu Bu.
Topic	Is it time for the world to combine forces and wipe ISIS out?
monkmith 04/09/17 9:57:45 AM #5	generally speaking, when you crack down on a religion it becomes more radical and invigorates its people. better to leave them alone (beyond blocking them off in their own little desert hell) and let them self-annihilate. --- People die when they are killed. Among horse, Red Hare. Among men, Lu Bu.
Topic	wtf domestic cats actually get dis big????
monkmith 04/09/17 12:14:53 AM #4	boxington posted... Maine Coons? idk if they're worse than other domestic cats other than more food, or something. they're more playful then most breeds. --- People die when they are killed. Among horse, Red Hare. Among men, Lu Bu.
Topic	What brand is your wallet?
monkmith 04/09/17 12:10:32 AM #12	ripcurl ocean technologies apparently. --- People die when they are killed. Among horse, Red Hare. Among men, Lu Bu.
Topic	and this... IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND
monkmith 04/09/17 12:09:08 AM #2	there are no trips here. --- People die when they are killed. Among horse, Red Hare. Among men, Lu Bu.
Topic	I just got Nier: Automata. What should I expect?
monkmith 04/09/17 12:07:09 AM #3	all i know is exploding skirts... --- People die when they are killed. Among horse, Red Hare. Among men, Lu Bu.
Topic	Should it be illegal to be homeless?
monkmith 04/09/17 12:05:07 AM #9	CrimsonAngeI posted... Asherlee10 posted... Instead of punishing people, who are often mentally ill and therefore homeless, provide better resources. If our tax dollars are going to be spent, I'd rather it go towards the betterment of society. No don't you see we need to spend it on the military and bills to keep trans people out of specific bathrooms. exactly, lets just eat them instead. some irish guy came up with the idea. --- People die when they are killed. Among horse, Red Hare. Among men, Lu Bu.
Topic	How many times a day do you... you know >.>
monkmith 04/08/17 9:58:16 PM #6	Rictor_91 posted... Guardian-Sloth posted... Eat? Three times a day. Oh stop it :P You know exactly what I'm referring to. poop? maybe once a day. --- People die when they are killed. Among horse, Red Hare. Among men, Lu Bu.
Topic	are SJWs and Liberals the reason Japanese games are excelling?
monkmith 04/08/17 9:56:30 PM #2	no TC, you're to blame. --- People die when they are killed. Among horse, Red Hare. Among men, Lu Bu.
Topic	So I really wanna have sex with my mom's friend's daughter
monkmith 04/08/17 9:55:17 PM #12	Skye Reynolds posted... Scotty_Rogers posted... Visiting their home tomorrow. Will this go like in my hentais? If it does, it means her mother (and eventually your mother) will join in too. i dont know, he might get there only to find some buff dude railing his mom. he'd probably get tied to a chair and forced to watch as it happens. --- People die when they are killed. Among horse, Red Hare. Among men, Lu Bu.
Topic	So I really wanna have sex with my mom's friend's daughter
monkmith 04/08/17 9:51:29 PM #7	red flags, how old is said friends daughter TC? --- People die when they are killed. Among horse, Red Hare. Among men, Lu Bu.
Topic	On special demand, i am here to give away free advice to anyone about anything!
monkmith 04/08/17 9:49:51 PM #7	Oftentimes my household sponges accumulate an awful amount of buildup. What can I do to prevent this? --- People die when they are killed. Among horse, Red Hare. Among men, Lu Bu.
Topic	why is almost every next american couple having a divorce?
monkmith 04/08/17 9:48:55 PM #4	morons too young to get married, getting married. --- People die when they are killed. Among horse, Red Hare. Among men, Lu Bu.
Topic	On special demand, i am here to give away free advice to anyone about anything!
monkmith 04/08/17 9:46:14 PM #4	I've got an artesian well on my property and the water pressure is lousy. Any suggestions? --- People die when they are killed. Among horse, Red Hare. Among men, Lu Bu.
Topic	Yuppie transplants defaced and vandalized this Carrie Fisher memorial mural
monkmith 04/08/17 9:27:12 PM #4	what the fuck are you ranting about? --- People die when they are killed. Among horse, Red Hare. Among men, Lu Bu.
Topic	Does junk food really go straight to the ass?
monkmith 04/08/17 9:24:04 PM #10	nayr626 posted... monkmith posted... hank hill has no ass. fat acumulates differently for everyone. men generally build it up quicker in the gut, women build body fat more dispersed (ie thighs/butt/breasts/limbs/gut). I know.. What I meant is I've been losing weight in the ass and not in the front <_<. do you drink? --- People die when they are killed. Among horse, Red Hare. Among men, Lu Bu.
Topic	Does junk food really go straight to the ass?
monkmith 04/08/17 9:22:20 PM #6	hank hill has no ass. fat acumulates differently for everyone. men generally build it up quicker in the gut, women build body fat more dispersed (ie thighs/butt/breasts/limbs/gut). --- People die when they are killed. Among horse, Red Hare. Among men, Lu Bu.
Topic	Im a 30 year old virgin
monkmith 04/08/17 9:19:53 PM #9	NES4EVER posted... monkmith posted... sex is overrated. find someone you care about and the sex is good, random sex with random women is worthless. It may be worthless but it still feels good. once the novelty wears off you'll realize your hand is just as good as random women. its only worth the effort if its with someone you care about. --- People die when they are killed. Among horse, Red Hare. Among men, Lu Bu.
Topic	Im a 30 year old virgin
monkmith 04/08/17 9:16:41 PM #4	sex is overrated. find someone you care about and the sex is good, random sex with random women is worthless. --- People die when they are killed. Among horse, Red Hare. Among men, Lu Bu.
Topic	Why was Germany allowed to exist after the world wars?
monkmith 04/08/17 7:05:32 PM #7	after WW1 the winning europeans took a large chunk of their country and all their foreign territory, pretty much destroyed their economy and set the stage for WW2. at the end of WW2 their country was again dismantled (after the russians finished raping all the women) and was functionally split in two until the 80s. --- People die when they are killed. Among horse, Red Hare. Among men, Lu Bu.
Topic	Are any joke topics off limit?
monkmith 04/08/17 4:20:23 PM #46	Mystere posted... monkmith posted... i got modded for referencing the holocaust, so i guess so. The mods are getting tired of all this fake news bullshit. not sure how it was fake news, all i did was compare someone's opinions here to the general opinions of germans during WW2... i guess saying they'd rather gas the starving over feeding them went too far... in my defense it was a bullshit topic and i think everyone got modded... --- People die when they are killed. Among horse, Red Hare. Among men, Lu Bu.
Topic	Are any joke topics off limit?
monkmith 04/08/17 3:53:00 PM #37	i got modded for referencing the holocaust, so i guess so. --- People die when they are killed. Among horse, Red Hare. Among men, Lu Bu.
Topic	So Japanese scientists want to drill into Earth's mantle....
monkmith 04/08/17 12:46:35 PM #18	so, release all the hot mantle goo and turn earth into flat earth utopia? --- People die when they are killed. Among horse, Red Hare. Among men, Lu Bu.
Topic	what is wrong with today's world?
monkmith 04/08/17 12:45:18 PM #3	general acceptance of religion in government, thats the major problem. --- People die when they are killed. Among horse, Red Hare. Among men, Lu Bu.
Topic	The media's fear mongering is really going on my nerves. It's a harmful practice
monkmith 04/08/17 12:43:09 PM #4	FlashOfLight posted... They know what they're doing, and that is why for years they have prepped up stories of insignificance such as even when certain shark attacks began to happen - they planted the stories as now everyone having to be in fear of going to the beach, and likewise many other stories, such as when they talked about killer bees, and asteroids hitting the earth, and potential nuclear meltdowns at certain plants. fear draws viewers, they dont care what the aftereffects are since like every other business they want money. --- People die when they are killed. Among horse, Red Hare. Among men, Lu Bu.
Topic	When did hip hop overtake all other music genres as the best one?
monkmith 04/08/17 12:41:43 PM #3	never. --- People die when they are killed. Among horse, Red Hare. Among men, Lu Bu.
Topic	Can any Republican explain why you guys are blaming Obama for Syria ?
monkmith 04/08/17 12:40:40 PM #2	its easier then accepting the fact that their former president destabilized the whole fucking region. --- People die when they are killed. Among horse, Red Hare. Among men, Lu Bu.
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