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TopicBison meat
monkmith
04/05/17 9:25:49 PM
#14
thanosibe posted...
monkmith posted...
thanosibe posted...
monkmith posted...
AlephZero posted...
monkmith posted...
having actually dealt with them i can safely say they're bastards that deserve to be eaten. ostrich and emu too.

emu sausage is p delicious

ostrich eggs are good.
I'd like to try these some day. I keep missing the annual ostrich egg cook at the local zoo.

they generally feed them to the tigers at my zoo, but i've volunteered enough there that i've gotten the chance to try it.
Wow wouldn't have thought tigers would eat eggs. I just checked and it's sold out again this year already. :-( Guess it'll have to wait another year.

ah, not the whole egg and not raw. i've no idea if they'd eat it raw (though i wouldn't be surprised), and a whole ostrich egg is actually quite hard (they use a dremel to crack it open at my local zoo).
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Topicwill vr hentai with lolicon be illegal
monkmith
04/05/17 9:24:16 PM
#6
Cheater87 posted...
Will VR killing be illegal?

by censorship logic it should be.
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TopicWhat triggers nice people to become killers?
monkmith
04/05/17 9:22:01 PM
#3
one bad day.
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Topicwhat is worse to lie to a girl about to get her to have sex, cancer or gay?
monkmith
04/05/17 9:20:21 PM
#14
ScofieldReturns posted...
Hash-Brown posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
Hash-Brown posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
CoolBeansAvi posted...
How would telling a girl you're gay get her to have sex with you?


girls have sex with gay guys all the time. they'll go out with them, get drunk then go home since they feel safe then the girl gets horny and they fuck. literally happens all the time.

Sure it does.


if you dont think it happens, youre extremely naive

It doesn't happen outside of teen sex comedies.


You're extremely naive.

you watch too much porn.
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TopicBison meat
monkmith
04/05/17 9:17:58 PM
#12
thanosibe posted...
monkmith posted...
AlephZero posted...
monkmith posted...
having actually dealt with them i can safely say they're bastards that deserve to be eaten. ostrich and emu too.

emu sausage is p delicious

ostrich eggs are good.
I'd like to try these some day. I keep missing the annual ostrich egg cook at the local zoo.

they generally feed them to the tigers at my zoo, but i've volunteered enough there that i've gotten the chance to try it.
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TopicNew tool to get beyond paywalls for scientific papers.
monkmith
04/05/17 9:16:12 PM
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FlashOfLight posted...
COVxy posted...
Paywalls have very little to do with universities, but with journals. The journal system is pretty awful. Universities and individuals pay for subscriptions, researchers pay journals to include their work for publication, and journals utilize researchers as a free resource for peer review. But it's not like people can protest and be like 'I'm no longer gonna publish in these journals' because you'd be sacrificing your career.

More or less, the system is relatively fucked, and fixing it, if it'll happen at all, will only take place over a long period of time with large cultural shifts in the scientific community.


They really have to embrace modern methods, because it's not like the information contained in them is regarding nuclear weapons and how to operate them, but they contain valuable information that is crucial to the history of certain scientific research fields for the benefit of the future, in the long term, especially those areas of information dealing with how to preserve nature for the immediate generations that are coming along, and not to mention for the progress and development that will take place in the African continent, that needs to be prepared for how to deal with growing risks.

I don't know, I still find access to these sources primitive in our day, and they really shouldn't be such a dilemma to acquire, but I understand the money requirements and other factors that may take place behind closed doors.

what's fun is that a good number of journal articles aren't online at all. i've had to wait days to get another uni to photocopy an article i needed.
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TopicRate Trump's Presidency so far.
monkmith
04/05/17 9:14:45 PM
#5
spent most of his time either golfing, failing, or blaming everyone but himself.
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TopicNew tool to get beyond paywalls for scientific papers.
monkmith
04/05/17 9:10:33 PM
#6
very useful.
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TopicI like your booty
monkmith
04/05/17 9:00:37 PM
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TopicThis will be my 1st 500 topic!!!
monkmith
04/05/17 8:58:44 PM
#49
don't know about 500, but at least 50.
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TopicBison meat
monkmith
04/05/17 8:53:25 PM
#9
AlephZero posted...
monkmith posted...
having actually dealt with them i can safely say they're bastards that deserve to be eaten. ostrich and emu too.

emu sausage is p delicious

ostrich eggs are good.
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TopicRape victims should marry their rapists, Malaysian MP tells parliament
monkmith
04/05/17 8:49:35 PM
#27
someone REALLY needs to check that guy's home.
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Topichow is blm still making headlines? why do people care what those morons think
monkmith
04/05/17 8:47:43 PM
#8
Mal_Fet posted...
A lot of slow news days in a row

only in america...
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TopicIve been really itchy the past few days. help me CE
monkmith
04/05/17 8:46:27 PM
#6
emblem boy posted...
Holy_Pumpkin posted...
do ur balls itch lol

Thankfully no

Tezlok posted...
according to a diary found in the original Resident Evil....your turning into a zombie


monkmith posted...
its AIDS, sorry TC.


Guys!!

you listed the most generic symptom ever... next you'll say you occasionally cough, and again i'll say you've got AIDS.
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TopicBison meat
monkmith
04/05/17 8:45:01 PM
#3
having actually dealt with them i can safely say they're bastards that deserve to be eaten. ostrich and emu too.
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Topici love getting modded
monkmith
04/05/17 8:40:53 PM
#14
i keep getting modded here, CE is killing my karma.
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TopicIve been really itchy the past few days. help me CE
monkmith
04/05/17 8:38:50 PM
#3
its AIDS, sorry TC.
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TopicC/D All religions are equally valid.
monkmith
04/05/17 8:08:56 PM
#47
nope, buddhism wins.
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TopicHas a bully ever apologized to you?
monkmith
04/05/17 8:06:30 PM
#15
no, the one and only kid that tried to bully me in middle school got his head smashed into a locker. it would be weird for him to apologize for that.
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TopicBioWare Apologizes For Its Handling Of Transgender Character, Outlines Changes
monkmith
04/05/17 7:11:45 PM
#59
Coffeebeanz posted...
As someone who is legitimately bisexual I have to say the way bioware has been shoehorning in these themes into their games feels like they're trying to White Knight us. If you really want to treat LGBTQ as normal (and you should) maybe it's time to treat us like normal people.

Then again I'm a libertarian, so I really don't care if someone offends me. I prefer the Mark Twain school of scathing satire. The funniest jokes are the ones that hit home.

dorian was somewhat well done.
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TopicBioWare Apologizes For Its Handling Of Transgender Character, Outlines Changes
monkmith
04/05/17 6:39:43 PM
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chill02 posted...
Darmik posted...
monkmith posted...
Darmik posted...
monkmith posted...
how does that help expand the HUMAN population again?


The Andromeda initiative isn't limited to humans. It's for the council races.

so then its ok if the blue space aliens subsume all milky way races?


Damn are we really going to go alt-right over blue aliens now?


we'll build a biotic barrier over Thessia and make the asari pay for it

heh, there's a big difference between a different race and a species that can 'breed' with anything and only has asari.
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TopicBioWare Apologizes For Its Handling Of Transgender Character, Outlines Changes
monkmith
04/05/17 6:36:04 PM
#34
chill02 posted...
yeah, but they still have very low birth rates

its higher then zero though.
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TopicBioWare Apologizes For Its Handling Of Transgender Character, Outlines Changes
monkmith
04/05/17 6:35:09 PM
#32
Darmik posted...
monkmith posted...
how does that help expand the HUMAN population again?


The Andromeda initiative isn't limited to humans. It's for the council races.

so then its ok if the blue space aliens subsume all milky way races?
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TopicBioWare Apologizes For Its Handling Of Transgender Character, Outlines Changes
monkmith
04/05/17 6:28:09 PM
#27
chill02 posted...
monkmith posted...
anyone else find it strange that a mission thats all about expanding into another galaxy, which would entail procreation, would allow a transgender person to join?


they sort of address this with ...what's his face? The ship's mechanic? His character arc is about how he's gay but still has to make and raise babies.

yes, but its really easy to lie about sexual preference on an application and hes not missing any pieces that make him unable to reproduce.
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TopicBioWare Apologizes For Its Handling Of Transgender Character, Outlines Changes
monkmith
04/05/17 6:26:43 PM
#26
Darmik posted...
Mal_Fet posted...
akatsukiba posted...
monkmith posted...
anyone else find it strange that a mission thats all about expanding into another galaxy, which would entail procreation, would allow a transgender person to join?



the Asari exist

The Asari can reproduce though


Don't think they need semen to reproduce. They mind meld or something.

how does that help expand the HUMAN population again?
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TopicBioWare Apologizes For Its Handling Of Transgender Character, Outlines Changes
monkmith
04/05/17 6:19:06 PM
#16
anyone else find it strange that a mission thats all about expanding into another galaxy, which would entail procreation, would allow a transgender person to join?
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TopicWhat do you think Trump will do about Syria?
monkmith
04/05/17 4:37:12 PM
#2
probably praise russia.
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TopicHow many of you CEmen cook?
monkmith
04/05/17 2:53:28 PM
#18
fresh pizza tonight.
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TopicMe too vs you too (when answering "I love you")
monkmith
04/05/17 2:39:45 PM
#5
Joenage posted...
I know.

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TopicIs the gay accent (lisp) a real thing? Is it social or biological?
monkmith
04/05/17 11:01:30 AM
#31
hockeybub89 posted...
I've seen Catholic priests and married men with that voice, just not stereotypically over the top. I feel it would be a little shitty for me to assume they are just pretending to be straight and I don't know why they'd keep the voice if they were trying to hide.

Could be biological and sociological. Not really sure. I don't think it is just a conscious choice and effort 24/7 for most people who have it.

sure, not every person you meet with a lisp is doing it intentionally because they want to be recognized as gay. some people do have legitimate speech impediments.
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TopicIs the gay accent (lisp) a real thing? Is it social or biological?
monkmith
04/05/17 10:52:17 AM
#25
GOATSLAYER posted...
monkmith posted...
Evolician posted...
_Near_ posted...
muchdran posted...
So it's fake?


No. adopting traits from your surroundings (lots of times, subconsciously) doesn't make them "fake".

ALIEN_WORK2HOP posted...
like every other accent, not biological and just adopted from the people around you.


These.

I heard it also just makes it easier for gay people to find other gay people.

that and ear rings apparently. was confused as hell when i heard that.

You didn't know about that one earring thing?

first time i heard about it was when i was 15, so about a decade and a half ago.
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TopicIs the gay accent (lisp) a real thing? Is it social or biological?
monkmith
04/05/17 10:48:47 AM
#19
Evolician posted...
_Near_ posted...
muchdran posted...
So it's fake?


No. adopting traits from your surroundings (lots of times, subconsciously) doesn't make them "fake".

ALIEN_WORK2HOP posted...
like every other accent, not biological and just adopted from the people around you.


These.

I heard it also just makes it easier for gay people to find other gay people.

that and ear rings apparently. was confused as hell when i heard that.
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TopicIs the gay accent (lisp) a real thing? Is it social or biological?
monkmith
04/05/17 10:39:05 AM
#7
gay venom partially paralyzes the tongue, causes the lisp.

more realistically i think its just something they developed within their own community to help unify them. kind of like the intentional use of a foreign language within a community made up of foreigners/immigrants to help maintain the accent.
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TopicI fucking hate women
monkmith
04/04/17 4:54:56 PM
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TopicBlack Lives Matter of Philadelphia has BANNED white people from their meetings
monkmith
04/04/17 9:41:15 AM
#23
yhelotharCE posted...
on one hand you probably shouldn't announce that youre excluding a group of people.

on the other hand black people have to fix their own problems on their own. is there a chance they're having black only meetings so they don't have to rely on anyone else's help and not out of some kind of 'master race' belief like you're trying to suggest tc?

edit: sorry just noticed brietbart was the source. cya

technically, twitter was the source. brietbart was just the bullhorn.
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TopicBlack Lives Matter of Philadelphia has BANNED white people from their meetings
monkmith
04/04/17 9:36:13 AM
#20
Mal_Fet posted...
ISYzh5u

well its interesting that they're functionally segregating themselves.
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TopicBlack Lives Matter of Philadelphia has BANNED white people from their meetings
monkmith
04/04/17 9:25:59 AM
#6
RickyTheBAWSE posted...
*shrugs*

imagine being outraged about something you were never participating in in the first place.

sounds tiring...
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Topic"Call 911"
monkmith
04/04/17 12:15:31 AM
#16
story is depressing, but it isn't the responsibility of the cops to be thought police.
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Topic20 year old girl dies after eating too many delicious pancakes.
monkmith
04/03/17 7:56:43 PM
#29
LJRENEGADE posted...
I feel bad for the girl and her family, what a pointless way to have your life cut short. Christ, how do you even handle hearing that a loved one died for such a stupid reason? That's gotta be the worst part.

worst part will probably be the video that will inevitably end up online.
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Topic20 year old girl dies after eating too many delicious pancakes.
monkmith
04/03/17 7:43:11 PM
#22
Gamer99z posted...
That's the way I wanna go

choking in public due to stupidity?
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Topic20 year old girl dies after eating too many delicious pancakes.
monkmith
04/03/17 7:38:37 PM
#20
UnfairRepresent posted...
monkmith posted...
Tezlok posted...
ChibiGhasts posted...
i wanna know how do you die from eating like four to five pancakes but i hope her family is doing well

she ate them too fast

inhale while swallowing.

She couldn't breathe

that was the point, she inhaled while swallowing. thats how you get food trapped in your trachea.
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Topic20 year old girl dies after eating too many delicious pancakes.
monkmith
04/03/17 7:36:27 PM
#17
Tezlok posted...
ChibiGhasts posted...
i wanna know how do you die from eating like four to five pancakes but i hope her family is doing well

she ate them too fast

inhale while swallowing.
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Topic20 year old girl dies after eating too many delicious pancakes.
monkmith
04/03/17 7:18:14 PM
#11
so no one had the sense to go for a tracheotomy?
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TopicHow are they walking barefoot out in the street? In the modern age?
monkmith
04/03/17 7:02:03 PM
#22
saspa posted...
I guess it takes all kinds. As kids when we'd play soccer outside my cousins would always play barefoot and I'd be amazed at their tenacity because I preferred wearing shoes and socks. But back then I was pretty damn pampered, even a blade of grass was too damn sharp for my delicate sensibilities.

meh, soccer coach made my team do that when i was a kid to force us to kick with the side of the foot instead of the toe. later on he made us play without shinguards (but with cleats on).
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TopicWhat is your opinion of Russia?
monkmith
04/03/17 4:47:21 PM
#4
country went WAY down hill in 1914, never really recovered.
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TopicWoman arrested for training squirrels to attack her ex-boyfriend
monkmith
04/03/17 4:36:45 PM
#10
well at least this fake news is funny news.
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TopicHow are they walking barefoot out in the street? In the modern age?
monkmith
04/03/17 4:01:05 PM
#4
used to walk everywhere barefoot, then i cut my foot open on a bottle.
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