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Enzo challenged Cass to a Street Fight on Raw.

Oh goodie...the feud lasts another fucking day!
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"Misguided mortals, you'll burn with me! Spirit of man cannot be freed!" - Black Sabbath, When Death Calls

Roode
Moon
AoP
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"Misguided mortals, you'll burn with me! Spirit of man cannot be freed!" - Black Sabbath, When Death Calls

I'm the real Colonel Sanders!
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"Misguided mortals, you'll burn with me! Spirit of man cannot be freed!" - Black Sabbath, When Death Calls

I'm simply saying taking a person's worth after one match is hardly fair. It's true MOST Reigns matches are that way, but he has good power moves when the situation calls for it. The only thing I wished for last night was more variety. I think Naomi was the only person to add something new to her moveset. MAYBE Kevin Owens with one of Edge's old sitout head/neckbreaker/whatever move that is, but Naomi actually made it a point to try. I think she nailed all of the new stuff she tried (Thank Natalya for that, but whatever).

Moves don't make matches, as the main event proved, but those last 4-5 matches were the best time to try something unique. It was Summerslam after all.
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"Misguided mortals, you'll burn with me! Spirit of man cannot be freed!" - Black Sabbath, When Death Calls

Let's be fair to Roman here (just to not be dick to him once). Lot's of people could be broken down in the same way.

Lesnar just suplexes people
Braun just throws heavy things at people
Corbin just yells at people (and throws his career down the toilet)
Mahal just knees people
Demon Balor just stalks people
Bray just talks spooky gibberish to people
Randy just RKOs people

Being known to do "one thing" is hardly Roman's problem when taken out of context. Shit, if Joe hadn't had like 1-2 other moves, you could look at Joe last night and say, "Joe just chokes people."
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"Misguided mortals, you'll burn with me! Spirit of man cannot be freed!" - Black Sabbath, When Death Calls

I don't know where the last 100 posts went...I recall a tweet Heath Slater made. At least I think that happened.
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"Misguided mortals, you'll burn with me! Spirit of man cannot be freed!" - Black Sabbath, When Death Calls

While the match wasn't great (basically good enough), the Jinder/Nakamura hype package may go down as one of the best ever. I can't fathom how they keep doing this. Just amazing work.
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"Misguided mortals, you'll burn with me! Spirit of man cannot be freed!" - Black Sabbath, When Death Calls

It takes a lot to outdo matches featuring Cesaro and Styles, but the main event was the perfect clusterfuck of destruction.
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"Misguided mortals, you'll burn with me! Spirit of man cannot be freed!" - Black Sabbath, When Death Calls

Jesus
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"Misguided mortals, you'll burn with me! Spirit of man cannot be freed!" - Black Sabbath, When Death Calls

Reigns is wearing red....dammitJakyl
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"Misguided mortals, you'll burn with me! Spirit of man cannot be freed!" - Black Sabbath, When Death Calls

BRAUUUUUUUN!caps
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"Misguided mortals, you'll burn with me! Spirit of man cannot be freed!" - Black Sabbath, When Death Calls

And he didn't even get it hooked in right
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"Misguided mortals, you'll burn with me! Spirit of man cannot be freed!" - Black Sabbath, When Death Calls

These reactions...so many gifs
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"Misguided mortals, you'll burn with me! Spirit of man cannot be freed!" - Black Sabbath, When Death Calls

Jinder's style actually works with Nakamura. Decent slow style match.
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"Misguided mortals, you'll burn with me! Spirit of man cannot be freed!" - Black Sabbath, When Death Calls

No Japanese commentary? Way to be unfair.

Nevermind
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"Misguided mortals, you'll burn with me! Spirit of man cannot be freed!" - Black Sabbath, When Death Calls

They already used up the flash win. This may actually go long.
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"Misguided mortals, you'll burn with me! Spirit of man cannot be freed!" - Black Sabbath, When Death Calls

This rivals Miz at Mania
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"Misguided mortals, you'll burn with me! Spirit of man cannot be freed!" - Black Sabbath, When Death Calls

This video...so good!
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"Misguided mortals, you'll burn with me! Spirit of man cannot be freed!" - Black Sabbath, When Death Calls

THEY DON'T WANT NONE!

Also, Owens pulled Shane into the 450, he was just very subtle about it, like the stumble into the ropes. He deserved to lose.
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"Misguided mortals, you'll burn with me! Spirit of man cannot be freed!" - Black Sabbath, When Death Calls

That fucking hurricanrana!
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"Misguided mortals, you'll burn with me! Spirit of man cannot be freed!" - Black Sabbath, When Death Calls

Crowd are hypocrites; you were playing with a ball.
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"Misguided mortals, you'll burn with me! Spirit of man cannot be freed!" - Black Sabbath, When Death Calls

Sling Blade Cole
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"Misguided mortals, you'll burn with me! Spirit of man cannot be freed!" - Black Sabbath, When Death Calls

Thank god...stupid fucking ball.
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"Misguided mortals, you'll burn with me! Spirit of man cannot be freed!" - Black Sabbath, When Death Calls

This match already puts the main card to shame.
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"Misguided mortals, you'll burn with me! Spirit of man cannot be freed!" - Black Sabbath, When Death Calls

Love the red motif.
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"Misguided mortals, you'll burn with me! Spirit of man cannot be freed!" - Black Sabbath, When Death Calls

Oh my god, they explained why the champs went first!
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"Misguided mortals, you'll burn with me! Spirit of man cannot be freed!" - Black Sabbath, When Death Calls

When Naomi/Natalya has been the best main card match, you have a problem.

I think this next match should change things though.

Fiin's entrance was underwhelming, snd the less said about Cena and Orton's matches, the better.
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"Misguided mortals, you'll burn with me! Spirit of man cannot be freed!" - Black Sabbath, When Death Calls

Demon entrance may make this shit feud somewhat worth it.
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"Misguided mortals, you'll burn with me! Spirit of man cannot be freed!" - Black Sabbath, When Death Calls

I am waiting for this to get as good as the SD women's match.., and it wasn't.
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"Misguided mortals, you'll burn with me! Spirit of man cannot be freed!" - Black Sabbath, When Death Calls

Maybe she spits out hair dye.
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"Misguided mortals, you'll burn with me! Spirit of man cannot be freed!" - Black Sabbath, When Death Calls

Just quit...just leave for your own good. Maybe Ziggler will join you. At least you got to take an RVD bump on an RKO before leaving
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"Misguided mortals, you'll burn with me! Spirit of man cannot be freed!" - Black Sabbath, When Death Calls

That Bryan/Kurt stuff could have been so bad...but it ended so right
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"Misguided mortals, you'll burn with me! Spirit of man cannot be freed!" - Black Sabbath, When Death Calls

He and the Singh brothers should become escape artists or Phantom Thieves.
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"Misguided mortals, you'll burn with me! Spirit of man cannot be freed!" - Black Sabbath, When Death Calls

I thought for a second they were zooming in on the "Big Show," instead of the hand and feared for my life.

Dammit Dunn!
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"Misguided mortals, you'll burn with me! Spirit of man cannot be freed!" - Black Sabbath, When Death Calls

And having a promo too.

We could be using this time for more Styles/Owens or the main championship matches...or just going to bed.

But nope. Zo promo
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"Misguided mortals, you'll burn with me! Spirit of man cannot be freed!" - Black Sabbath, When Death Calls

It's not

YAAAAAAAY!

Also, damn good match. I loved all the new moves Naomi busted out.
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"Misguided mortals, you'll burn with me! Spirit of man cannot be freed!" - Black Sabbath, When Death Calls

Good aggression and facials from Corbin, but shit match otherwise.

Cena busted his ass back to size.
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"Misguided mortals, you'll burn with me! Spirit of man cannot be freed!" - Black Sabbath, When Death Calls

Where's your briefcase?
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"Misguided mortals, you'll burn with me! Spirit of man cannot be freed!" - Black Sabbath, When Death Calls

It's Roman, you answered your question.
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"Misguided mortals, you'll burn with me! Spirit of man cannot be freed!" - Black Sabbath, When Death Calls

Second time hearing it, the new theme isn't bad. It just isn't as good.
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"Misguided mortals, you'll burn with me! Spirit of man cannot be freed!" - Black Sabbath, When Death Calls

I think Big E finally found a way to do the rope spear while bumping the right way. It doesn't make the move any less frightening..but tgat Samoan Drop...JESUS...O!
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"Misguided mortals, you'll burn with me! Spirit of man cannot be freed!" - Black Sabbath, When Death Calls

ninkendo posted...

Miztourage over Jason Jordan and Hardys

Neville won back his cruiserweight title from tozawa

Just...dumb. 50/50 strikes again!
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"Misguided mortals, you'll burn with me! Spirit of man cannot be freed!" - Black Sabbath, When Death Calls

Garnet
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"Misguided mortals, you'll burn with me! Spirit of man cannot be freed!" - Black Sabbath, When Death Calls

They've had one match since showing up as co-stars in the Fashion Files, and they lost. I love gluten-free diets too, but it only does so much.
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"Misguided mortals, you'll burn with me! Spirit of man cannot be freed!" - Black Sabbath, When Death Calls

Let's see if they can book a Balor Club or Shield Reuinion without fucking THOSE up first. They are 2/3 if the way of doing one the right way

Maybe tonight we get it? Maybe?

Let NXT keep the people Vince doesn't know away from him as long as possible. The less Bayleys and Ascensions we have, the better.
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"Misguided mortals, you'll burn with me! Spirit of man cannot be freed!" - Black Sabbath, When Death Calls

UCA REWIND!
Challengers Become Champions
At the last PPV and following Ruin, every title changed hands. King Strife, ZeroSignal, XIII_Rocks, Time Egg (a team consisting of Eaedwards and EmeraldEgg), and Luster all obtained gold. The landscape changed so drastically, UCA is in for a new spin on things.

The Throwback PPV
Tom announced Bloodbath would be replaced by Throwback Throwdown, featuring an amalgamation of many UCA PPV staples. Headlining the PPV will be the new Undisputed Champion King Strife v. ZeroSignal, who vacated one title for a chance at the other.

Solio's Legacy
Solio, former UCA administrator and first ballot Hall of Famer, returned to issue a challenge to David, the man he feels represents the best UCA has to offer in its dying days. If David accepts, the match will take place at Throwback. Solio wants to cement his legacy with what time he has left.

Return of the XIII_Rocks Open Challenge
Having won his first LW title in six years, XIII wasted no time reinstating a golden opportunity for many potential opponents, the LW Title is subject to the XIII_Rocks Open Challenge. Jedwards was first. Who's next?
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"Misguided mortals, you'll burn with me! Spirit of man cannot be freed!" - Black Sabbath, When Death Calls

Reigns (Shield Reunion)
Mahal (SHENANIGANS!)
Styles
Banks
Naomi -> Carmella
Rollins/Ambrose (Shield Reunion)
New Day
Tozawa
Cena (like GTM said, lolcorbin)
Orton (lolRusev)
Demon Balor
Hardyz/Jordan (if they put it on the pre-show)
Big Cass

I feel like I'm forgetting a match somewhere. Also, Goldust will be on the show, but nothing will come of it: Fashion Files syndrome. Promise something, forget all about it.
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"Misguided mortals, you'll burn with me! Spirit of man cannot be freed!" - Black Sabbath, When Death Calls

*Hits Eaed with Murder One and then turns around to hear ZSig's voice*

I thought I heard something I fear:

No...not ZSig. There is only one person I fear, the person I answer to, and he isn't it. I fear ZSig has chosen to do something stupid. He chose to challenge the Last King, the Emperor of the Void, and now, the leader of UCA Underground. I told everyone that UCA would be rebuilt as my temple. My dream became reality after putting an end to David, at least until he decides to use his trinket, whether it is on me or some other poor idiot.

You see, Eaed *Turns to him as he's down* buying votes is not how things work. You BEAT votes out of people. How else do you think I was able to achieve my longing, insatiable dreams? I hope ZSig takes this to heart: I am not like normal people. I will not simply "say" things before we fight. Nothing is more fun to me than making victims beg for mercy for other people's sake. Don't just think I am coming after you. I will find who and what you cherish most, even if it is a thing you don't expect.

Two weeks. You asked for this, and I shall deliver. UCA is now my temple, and the first law in THIS place is that everyone will...FEEL...THE...MISERY!

*Chucks the microphone into the crowd and keeps beating up Eaed*
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"Misguided mortals, you'll burn with me! Spirit of man cannot be freed!" - Black Sabbath, When Death Calls

LeonhartFour posted...

Yeah, you get a gold medal for getting all the rings, too. It's totally unnecessary to unlock anything though. The game only calculates the total number of medals, regardless of color. The only reason to go for gold medals is if you're a completionist or trophy hunter.

Speaking of, Jirard the Completionist (are we sure Shine isn't Jirard in disguise?) posted a Sonic Mania video today.


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"Misguided mortals, you'll burn with me! Spirit of man cannot be freed!" - Black Sabbath, When Death Calls

*as soon as Eaed enters the ring and the bell rings, Strife charges and hits Feel the Misery (STO). Secures a mounted position and rains elbows down and a choke before the ref starts counting. Strife breaks on five*
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"Misguided mortals, you'll burn with me! Spirit of man cannot be freed!" - Black Sabbath, When Death Calls