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TopicWhat was the lowest point in your life?
spanky1
06/08/17 4:53:19 PM
#17
All of high school.
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TopicI haven't been this excited for a book release since Harry Potter.
spanky1
06/08/17 3:03:56 PM
#33
I dunno, what I loved about the first book is it seemed so mysterious. Like, it really felt like Kvothe is digging at history and the secrets of the universe and crap like that. Meanwhile, in book two, he's hanging out with some king or something and going on dates with a very unlikeable woman.
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TopicI haven't been this excited for a book release since Harry Potter.
spanky1
06/08/17 3:01:27 PM
#31
Is Stormlight Archive really that great? Is it similar to something like Malazan Book of the Fallen? Because I hated that series. What would you compare Stormlight to?
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TopicI haven't been this excited for a book release since Harry Potter.
spanky1
06/08/17 2:57:42 PM
#30
Leanaunfurled posted...
JOSGABRIEL posted...
Have you read the Kingkiller Chronicles by Patrick Rothfuss?

His third book is also something you'd be excited for.

Yep, read the first two. Gave up on that series along with Song of Ice and Fire.

I'm currently in the middle of the second Rothfuss book and imo this second book is a sharp downturn in quality and story compared to the first book.
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Topicdoes Tekken 7 have waifus
spanky1
06/08/17 2:51:37 PM
#7
whos the girl in the blue bikini on the beach? shes my favorite
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Topicdoes Tekken 7 have waifus
spanky1
06/08/17 2:51:14 PM
#5
damn i need to get in on this tekken business
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TopicWood you climb this tree and take its virginity?
spanky1
06/08/17 12:11:53 PM
#6
holy shit, she's 35
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TopicSenate Hearing with James Comey - Live Discussion Topic
spanky1
06/08/17 11:17:09 AM
#155
This lady sounds like a SNL character lol.
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TopicSenate Hearing with James Comey - Live Discussion Topic
spanky1
06/08/17 10:44:34 AM
#112
AlternativeFAQS posted...
spanky1 posted...
I'm just listening because I'm doing work, but it's kinda funny because I'm realizing his voice sounds a lot like Jim McGill, or Saul Goodman. :P



cannot unhear

He's got that same little gravel when it goes low. :3
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TopicSenate Hearing with James Comey - Live Discussion Topic
spanky1
06/08/17 10:37:35 AM
#104
Damn he also kinda sounds like Nolan North.
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TopicSenate Hearing with James Comey - Live Discussion Topic
spanky1
06/08/17 10:36:37 AM
#102
I'm just listening because I'm doing work, but it's kinda funny because I'm realizing his voice sounds a lot like Jim McGill, or Saul Goodman. :P
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TopicIf you could make one video game from scratch what type of game would it be?
spanky1
06/06/17 4:08:28 PM
#12
A game with the epic story of Ogre Battle 64: Person of Lordly Caliber.

However, the battles would be played out in real time, with tons of enemies and friendlies, and the combat would be the same as the Dark Souls games. Very hard, and you have to rely on your allies to back you up, so you can't go rushing in. This would be on huge elaborate, super detailed maps. You can command your various commanders of squads and the goal in each instance is to defeat the enemy army.

In between battles, you can explore the world, and it would be like Witcher 3. NPCs, talking to people, taking quests, very high quality interactive story-telling, with lots of mysterious and whimsical side quests and interesting exploration, and charm.

Manage your army, develop friendships, romantic relationships, have nude sex scenes and lots of banging.

It basically combines games I've loved most into one super game.
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TopicIt's that time again, CE: What is your fetish?
spanky1
06/06/17 3:08:35 PM
#96
AugustAdoulin posted...
spanky1 posted...
oh wait

hermaphrodites


Nope. :u

halitosis!
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TopicWitcher 3 playthrough thread
spanky1
06/06/17 3:07:26 PM
#22
Man you're going through the game pretty fast.
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TopicIt's that time again, CE: What is your fetish?
spanky1
06/06/17 1:55:55 PM
#89
oh wait

hermaphrodites
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TopicIt's that time again, CE: What is your fetish?
spanky1
06/06/17 1:55:35 PM
#87
AugustAdoulin posted...
spanky1 posted...
Hucow.


don't know what that is so no.

It's short for "human cow" and it basically is when women have huge giant lactating boobs and they're milked.

I can't think of any other fetishes that start with H unless they're like, really basic stuff like hair or something, or really freakishly bizarre stuff like hanging. I can't think of a known category starting with H.
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TopicIt's that time again, CE: What is your fetish?
spanky1
06/06/17 1:48:57 PM
#85
AugustAdoulin posted...
spanky1 posted...
AugustAdoulin posted...
Okay well then, does anyone wanna try to guess mine? :v it is pretty out there too. Probably not as far out there as Twinmold's though. It starts with an H.

Hentai!


No. I don't think that is exactly a fetish either? :v isn't it more of a genre?

Hucow.
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TopicIt's that time again, CE: What is your fetish?
spanky1
06/06/17 1:41:21 PM
#83
AugustAdoulin posted...
Okay well then, does anyone wanna try to guess mine? :v it is pretty out there too. Probably not as far out there as Twinmold's though. It starts with an H.

Hentai!
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TopicIt's that time again, CE: What is your fetish?
spanky1
06/06/17 1:40:37 PM
#82
AugustAdoulin posted...
Twinmold posted...
I will say, that somebody here got it right. That's as much as I can say.


*gasp*

:O

It's My Little Pony porn, bank on it.
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TopicIt's that time again, CE: What is your fetish?
spanky1
06/06/17 12:13:45 PM
#64
Feathery posted...
Also: "It's not possible to occur in reality, is obviously absurd and is one of the most heavily mocked fetishes. Sometimes it's violent."

My guess is inflation.

Clopping.
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TopicWhy are white men so obsessed with Asian girls?
spanky1
06/06/17 11:18:57 AM
#38
Everyone always assumes I'm super into asian girls because I'm a nerdy white guy.

That's actually opposite of the truth though. >_>
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TopicIt's that time again, CE: What is your fetish?
spanky1
06/06/17 11:12:37 AM
#43
TopicMade a tinder date for Thursday
spanky1
06/06/17 11:02:50 AM
#4
ask her how much she weighs
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TopicWho are some video game bosses/personalities who aren't complete fucking hacks?
spanky1
06/05/17 4:23:34 PM
#11
Amy Fucking Hennig.
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TopicWitcher 3 playthrough thread
spanky1
06/05/17 1:53:58 PM
#4
God I love Witcher 3.
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TopicBoard gamers of CE. How is Seafall?
spanky1
06/05/17 1:53:14 PM
#5
Dustin1280 posted...
Some of my favorite board games to this day:
Smash Up
Titan
Runebound 2nd Edition
Runebound 3rd Edition
Blood Bowl Team Manager (I generally hate sports games, this plays more like a rpg/strategy game)
Arcadia Quest
Cosmic Encounter

No idea how that one plays though.

Ah, good ol' Runebound. That's a great one. I like nerdy flashy games like that.

Mage Knight is good (and I consider it the true Dark Souls of board games). DungeonQuest is one of my favorites. Tales of Arabian Nights is also a favorite.
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TopicRemember when people said Ghostbusters failed because of misogyny?
spanky1
06/05/17 12:04:00 PM
#22
I've never watched a movie just because of a hot woman, but it certainly helps.

Like, the Underworld movies are way better because I'm in love with Kate Beckinsale. If it was someone I didn't have a crush on I probably would give them zero attention.

Also I saw the new Ghostbusters for the first time this weekend, and I liked it. It wasn't as good as the original, sure, but it was still a good movie. I don't get the hate.
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TopicRate Katy Perry's current look /10
spanky1
06/03/17 2:25:11 AM
#44
9/10.

I'm the only guy that likes her new hair. :(
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TopicThey should have had Gal Gadot bulk up more.
spanky1
06/02/17 7:00:24 PM
#10
ReignFury posted...
I dont think shes capable of reaching that size, how many actresses are?

Hmm...oh, I dunno, I'd say maybe Gina Carano is.
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Topicgirl tries to use guy on a "date ". plan back fires.
spanky1
06/02/17 4:04:02 PM
#95
pinky0926 posted...
HippopotamusRex posted...


The problem there is the problems WON'T get addressed. They just won't. Due to rank ordering gendered issues and men's natural instinct to capitulate to women's concerns and throw other men under the bus. So there's no situation in which men's issues will be addressed in the current situation. You'll get to 'manspreading' and 'mansplaining' and that stuff will be addressed before divorce laws because of this underlying issue with male competitive nature and backstabbing. MGTOW is a way of recognizing that.


MGTOW is a way of justifying a deep-seeded hatred of women and the misogynistic response that some guys always wish they could get away with, using some real social injustices as ammunition.

The mindset works something like this: "Hey guys, look at this story about another guy who got rinsed out in divorce court! See, I knew all women are whores".

It kind of reminds me of the logic behind racism.

Using examples in the news and whatnot to paint a broad brush stroke on a group of people.
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TopicPost characters you would describe as "cosplay bait"...
spanky1
06/01/17 11:25:42 AM
#5
TopicGamefaqs Poll of the Day 6/01/2017
spanky1
06/01/17 11:22:04 AM
#10
kingman_73 posted...
spanky1 posted...
I love how Mass Effect Andromeda isn't even an option. It gives me a righteous boner of justice.


Lol, for sure - I really wanted to like that game... but I was cautious. I rented it from gamefly, but around 5 hours into it (over the course of like 2 weeks), and finally gave up and just sent it back. It wasn't a terrible game, but it was just so average. The whole time I was just like - ya know, I could be playing a GOOD Mass Effect game...

I'm pretty certain it will forever go down as the most disappointing game of all time for me. Not worst game of all time, there are tons games that are worse, and I actually did have fun sometimes with the game. But disappointing. My hopes were so high. The original trilogy are some of my favorite games ever. And then we got what I view as a colossal failure of fundamental game design.
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TopicGamefaqs Poll of the Day 6/01/2017
spanky1
06/01/17 11:04:51 AM
#7
I love how Mass Effect Andromeda isn't even an option. It gives me a righteous boner of justice.
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TopicGREAT NEWS! I perfectly followed the brilliant health advice posted here!
spanky1
05/31/17 3:53:07 PM
#48
Amputation posted...
Next TC should go to a Romance Of The Three Kingdoms board and ask them what the best cross-training routine is

Lu Bu could probably help.

"Swing this giant spear around 50 times and then jump up and off a giant horse 25 times."
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TopicWhy can't they reopen Lue?
spanky1
05/31/17 2:18:17 PM
#76
P4wn4g3 posted...
From what I understand that's false^
Just some myth that LUEsers propegated when it was closed.

It's 100% not false. I remember for a long time a few years ago I bitched a bunch to some higher up mod, it could have even been sballen himself, and they explained this to me exactly the way I put it. LUE used to have comparatively less strict rules to the rest of the boards, but now it's all the same.
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TopicWhat makes you dislike a fictional character?
spanky1
05/31/17 2:14:33 PM
#9
There's the usual boring answer of the character being one dimensional or not being developed enough.

But an interesting answer to this question, to me, is basically when the character fails to be what the author intended. So basically, when the author fails as an author.

Like, say a character, in universe, is a selfish, awful, hate-able person. But the author intended that, so there's a level of awareness, and I usually end up actually liking this character, as a character.

But say a character is written as some kind of hero or something, and is intended to be the likeable main good guy, but in actuality isn't good at all, and the author doesn't even realize it, then I don't like that.

I can use Game of Thrones as an example. I fucking love Cersei. She's written wonderfully, and Martin knows exactly what he's doing with her, and how to write her. She's an evil bitch of a woman, and I love her character.

But then sometimes I just have to wonder about ol' Daenerys. I can't say for sure, but sometimes I feel like what we as the reader experience is not quite what Martin had in mind. Like, she's fucking nuts a lot of the times. But I dunno, sometimes I feel like Martin was trying to set her up as a hero to root for or something. And that doesn't mesh well with me.

So basically, when a character is intended to be unlikable, they can still very much be likable as a character, it's when the character fails on a fundamental level is when I truly start to dislike them as a character.

Recently for me, video games have been full of characters like this. Mass Effect Andromeda and Nier Automoata are full of characters I dislike because I feel they fail to live up to their intent.

Shia Lebuff in Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull fulfills this criteria as well. He's unlikeable in universe because of basic human interaction, but he's written in a way that he's a good guy you're suppose to like, so he fails on a fundamental level.

There's tons more but I can't think of them now.
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TopicCNN fires Kathy Griffin
spanky1
05/31/17 2:04:04 PM
#56
Now I feel weird because I think I'm the only guy here that actually watches CNN on new year's, and I actually think it's hilarious. >_>

My social life isn't going too well though. <_<
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TopicCNN fires Kathy Griffin
spanky1
05/31/17 1:37:17 PM
#5
Her and Cooper are actually pretty entertaining together on the new year thing.
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TopicSeems like music these days has a lot of "woos" and "whoahs"
spanky1
05/31/17 12:17:31 PM
#5
Butterfiles posted...

lol wtf, it just keeps going and going
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TopicSeems like music these days has a lot of "woos" and "whoahs"
spanky1
05/31/17 12:11:41 PM
#1
The amount of "woos" seems to have increased in pop music, replacing actual lyrics. Top 40 radio stuff. Also, this is combined with slowed down tempo, simple beats with emphasis on a single, simple kick drum, and for some reason they like to replace the snare with claps. Basically stuff like Imagine Dragons.

p lazy imo
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TopicWhy can't they reopen Lue?
spanky1
05/31/17 11:57:20 AM
#73
Do you guys know how it originally had such a cool reputation to begin with? Back in the day, the rules for all the boards were much stricter than they are now (we were all a bunch of teenagers, after all), BUT, the rules for LUE were far more lax (basically what the site wide rules are now). So you'd have a ton more risque content on LUE back in the day compared to the rest of the site.

But nowadays, it doesn't have any special lax rules or anything, because those lax rules are site wide now. So if it opened up, it's not like it'd be anything new. It'd just be a bunch of CEmen migrating over there posting the same stuff they post here.
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TopicWhy can't they reopen Lue?
spanky1
05/30/17 4:40:30 PM
#61
oh and who posted
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TopicWhy can't they reopen Lue?
spanky1
05/30/17 4:40:16 PM
#60
Lonestar2000 posted...
spanky1 posted...
I actually like it. It's boring and super slow, but at least it doesn't have the toxicity that CE has. On this board everyone is so focused on politics and left vs right stuff. It's weird. >_>

LUE is mostly about video games, life updates, and low-effort throwaway posts it seems like, with our own pitiful array of memes.

Hoof art, Ted.

LUE can be toxic and the troll-to-regular poster ratio is much higher than CE.

I don't think so. The amount of true trolls is very low imo, I can just think of about 3 or 4 maybe, and they don't post that much. There's a lot of shitposting though.
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TopicWhy can't they reopen Lue?
spanky1
05/30/17 4:31:18 PM
#53
I actually like it. It's boring and super slow, but at least it doesn't have the toxicity that CE has. On this board everyone is so focused on politics and left vs right stuff. It's weird. >_>

LUE is mostly about video games, life updates, and low-effort throwaway posts it seems like, with our own pitiful array of memes.

Hoof art, Ted.
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TopicWendy's mascot makes the best smug anime girl ever
spanky1
05/30/17 4:21:40 PM
#182
L0Z posted...
http://cdn.cnwimg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/wendy-thomas_lg.jpg

This is what Wendy looks like now

tbh she still looks p smug imo
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