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| Topic | Have you ever had a FWB? |
| TheCyborgNinja 04/04/17 6:49:55 PM #16 | Nah, it's not my style. I always wanted a proper relationship rather than anything casual. --- "message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888 |
| Topic | The Sopranos is the Family Guy of Drama |
| TheCyborgNinja 04/04/17 6:46:51 PM #4 | Family Guy is less funny than when Ralph killed --- "message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888 |
| Topic | What race do you identify as |
| TheCyborgNinja 04/04/17 6:21:03 PM #31 | I'm super white, that Ancestry test confirmed what though... My mom's obsessed with genealogy, so she made my dad buy a kit for my wife and I. My results were boring because I'm 3/4 German, but wife has no clue who her dad is and it was pretty interesting. --- "message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888 |
| Topic | What is your most hated game from your favorite game series? |
| TheCyborgNinja 04/04/17 6:04:04 PM #30 | Andromeda from Mass Effect, Inquisition from Dragon Age, Final Fantasy XII, Super Mario Sunshine, Metal Gear Solid 4, etc... --- "message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888 |
| Topic | Fair warning, this is a very offensive topic |
| TheCyborgNinja 04/04/17 5:02:21 PM #13 | This reminds me of the time when we were kids and my cousin yelled "swear word!" at my grandma and she gasped in horror (that seemed to be real, hilariously). --- "message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888 |
| Topic | Have you ever been stood up for a date? |
| TheCyborgNinja 04/04/17 2:42:57 AM #37 | No. Thankfully. I'm not a big fan of dating, so I tended to take a different approach and everyone seemed happy enough. --- "message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888 |
| Topic | so the captain of my cruise ship told us what they do with peoples leftover food |
| TheCyborgNinja 04/04/17 2:32:14 AM #23 | Even cruise ships get diarrhea on a cruise. --- "message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888 |
| Topic | just reinstalled tinder for about 20 hours before I was like |
| TheCyborgNinja 04/04/17 2:30:47 AM #2 | I've been taken for the entirety of its existence, so I have never used it, but I always wonder if I would have had I been single. The closest I got to anything like that was making an OKCupid profile over 10 years ago. I met a couple of people there that I'm still actually friends with to this day. I was never into "dating" or "hook-ups" though. It just wasn't how I worked, which means I probably would not have liked Tinder! --- "message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888 |
| Topic | Should you have been married a long time ago? |
| TheCyborgNinja 04/04/17 2:27:00 AM #2 | I am married, but yes, because we'd been living together for 7 years before it happened. --- "message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888 |
| Topic | How to ask out gamestop cashier girl? |
| TheCyborgNinja 04/04/17 12:27:24 AM #53 | Snuggletoof posted... Are they "just being nice" when they go out of their way to ask you what your plans are later on, or when your off-days are? Plans? Definitely. Either I'm James Bond, or small talk is a thing most tellers/cashiers/etc. make. Days off, depends how it is worded. I've asked workers "how late are you here until tonight?" while just making conversation. Anything short of asking to meet up means nothing at face value. People who don't get a lot of female attention tend to read way too much into things the odd time they get some innocently. The worst part about a topic like this is that nobody knows the exact wording, body language, or general tone of the moment(s). Disclaimer: I can also be a terrible judge of these situations, as I am bad at telling when somebody's hitting on me and always have been fairly oblivious (though I did notice when I got eye-fucked by a soccer mom at Lowe's earlier - I'm not completely blind). This brings me to my next point: why the hell can't women be super aggressive more often? I realize nobody wants a limp-wristed push-over for a boyfriend, but there's a lot of grey area in there... --- "message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888 |
| Topic | Do you think the Gamefaqs ToU is apart of the Liberal Agenda? |
| TheCyborgNinja 04/04/17 12:11:23 AM #17 | The far-left are too fucking ignorant, stubborn, and hypocritical to have anything as cohesive has a unified agenda. The day they're all that exists is the day WWIII breaks out. --- "message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888 |
| Topic | Who is the Lord of Atheists? |
| TheCyborgNinja 04/04/17 12:09:15 AM #28 | Darwin, because he really spat in some pious faces. --- "message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888 |
| Topic | Have you ever had anal sex? |
| TheCyborgNinja 04/04/17 12:02:45 AM #5 | I will never engage in butt stuff. It's the grossest "normal" sex thing, IMO. I'd honestly find it less disgusting to be in the centre of a period bukkake. --- "message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888 |
| Topic | Are you in a relationship? |
| TheCyborgNinja 04/03/17 11:57:02 PM #18 | SusanGreenEyes posted... KStateKing17 posted...TheCyborgNinja posted...I've been with the same broad since 2005. She had me at playing rugby and being able to beat the shit out of a grown man (when she was 17 - and she's only 5'4"). There's some story I heard from when she was in high school about how a group of senior boys were hassling her younger brother and she just approached them and they ran away. She hates it if I tell anyone these stories because she doesn't want them to think she's butch. I know, right? She is wonderful though, she's a super sweet person, believe it or not. The other people always seemed to start it... Her family are just predominantly Irish, maybe that's part of it? Not to sound gross or like a douche, but I more or less had my choice of 5 girls to sort of "go for" and make my girlfriend, many taking passive swipes at one-another (she was the only one who didn't). I didn't want drama, and I guess when you can perform a takedown and chokehold with relative ease you don't need to be catty. --- "message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888 |
| Topic | So, I got modded for that April Fool's topic where I gave away a game. |
| TheCyborgNinja 04/03/17 11:50:33 PM #23 | I'm not surprised. The mods are chosen for their sense of humour (lack thereof). Thank fuck that Skynet turned into a slutty, homicidal, racist girl when they ran that A.I. experiment (that was ended early). There may be something going into asses, but it won't be sticks! --- "message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888 |
| Topic | Have you ever bumped uglies with two or more people at once? |
| TheCyborgNinja 04/03/17 11:46:44 PM #15 | The one time I had a good shot at it with these two girls I was friends with at college who gave me their numbers and kept saying I should go over and study with them, their mild hysteria indicating a hidden agenda. Also, none of us ever really studied, so... I was way too inexperienced though, and opted out rather than ruin everything. --- "message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888 |
| Topic | Are you in a relationship? |
| TheCyborgNinja 04/03/17 11:40:13 PM #15 | I've been with the same broad since 2005. She had me at playing rugby and being able to beat the shit out of a grown man (when she was 17 - and she's only 5'4"). There's some story I heard from when she was in high school about how a group of senior boys were hassling her younger brother and she just approached them and they ran away. She hates it if I tell anyone these stories because she doesn't want them to think she's butch. --- "message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888 |
| Topic | Why do people hate the Wii U but praise the switch |
| TheCyborgNinja 04/03/17 11:38:51 PM #14 | I like the Wii U and hate the Switch. Lots of variety. --- "message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888 |
| Topic | How to ask out gamestop cashier girl? |
| TheCyborgNinja 04/03/17 11:31:21 PM #51 | BlackScythe0 posted... You may find it surprising that the girl isn't at gamestop to get creeped on by random basement dwellers. Yeah, those people are, in part, paid to be nice and provide good customer service. Sometimes that is confused with them actually like you. My mom used to work at a pharmacy before I was born and got asked out by old men just for being friendly and having it taken the wrong way. Unless you're objectively good looking to the point the flattery negates the awkwardness, don't ask out people at their place of work when they're being paid to be polite/friendly. It does happen though, I'm sure. I've never crushed on anyone while working or as a customer, though I became pretty good buddies with one girl for a while and it felt like it was turning into something then I fell instantly love with another chick who I ultimately married years later. We're still friends though. My friend was a regular customer, and my first memory of her was running into the store to pick up Ghost Recon in a miniskirt and tight top, with DOA-style huge, bouncing boobs. It was sort of hard not to take notice... We didn't really know each other until I quit then she got a job there and we'd talk and meet up for lunch a lot, play Xbox Live and stuff (which I think all accidentally led her on over time). I know things got weird and she didn't talk to me for a while, but it all worked out in the end for everyone. My point with this somewhat convoluted story is that it is possible, but only organically. Unless you get to know each other first, that situation is definitely going to feel weird and the guy will always look like a stalker/creeper. As I said before, the only way out of it being awkward is to be handsome, because people judge you differently then, but it's not really an option - you are or you aren't. --- "message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888 |
| Topic | Would you sacrifice 5 years of your life to bring back a deceased celebrity? |
| TheCyborgNinja 04/03/17 3:31:32 AM #17 | It'd be really funny to bring back people famous for being bad, like Vlad the Impaler... --- "message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888 |
| Topic | Do you like fake boobs? |
| TheCyborgNinja 04/03/17 3:30:17 AM #24 | I don't dislike any boobs except the old school fake ones that have zero realism. --- "message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888 |
| Topic | What is your favorite of these top 10 Simpsons episode (Seasons 1-10) |
| TheCyborgNinja 04/03/17 3:28:49 AM #11 | Lemon of Troy is definitely the best episode. The Beer Baron one is definitely second for me. --- "message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888 |
| Topic | Would you gamble your life for 1 million dollars? |
| TheCyborgNinja 04/03/17 3:26:53 AM #30 | On the right day, I would. I'm not much for gambling, but that sounds okay as heads usually wins, statistically. --- "message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888 |
| Topic | Mad catz is going out of business |
| TheCyborgNinja 04/03/17 3:24:52 AM #24 | Other than fight sticks with Sanwa Denshi parts, their products were total garbage. I'll miss those, but it stands to reason that a company doing most things incorrectly will fail eventually in spite of some genuinely successes along the way. Look at Sega, and eventually Nintendo... --- "message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888 |
| Topic | How do YOU abbreviate Japanese? |
| TheCyborgNinja 04/01/17 9:21:33 PM #45 | JP, typically. --- "message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888 |
| Topic | Genders dont play sports... athletes do! |
| TheCyborgNinja 04/01/17 9:20:31 PM #3 | Everything should be based solely on ability. No meeting minimum diversity requirements to look progressive or things like that. Best person gets it. --- "message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888 |
| Topic | April Fools Day sucks because... |
| TheCyborgNinja 04/01/17 8:27:31 PM #1 | (Write your own reason) ...it just makes me excited for things that I wish were real, but obviously not going to happen because they're being used for a joke. I've been passively complaining about SFA 2 getting a rerelease, and then saw something about a SFA 2 and 3 coming back... http://shoryuken.com/2017/04/01/street-fighter-alpha-2-and-3-may-be-coming-to-modern-consoles/ Maybe it's a joke, maybe it's not, but either way it will piss me off until it happens. Right now I am stuck with the shitty PS1 port of SFA2 or using my Vita for SFA... First-world problems :/ --- "message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888 |
| Topic | Have to put my old cat down today. Bye friend |
| TheCyborgNinja 03/30/17 4:49:04 PM #6 | As much as it sucked when mine just up and died of a heart attack (we assume) at age 9, I was relieved I didn't have to take him in and make that decision. --- "message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888 |
| Topic | Three teen burglars shot and killed by homeowner's son. |
| TheCyborgNinja 03/29/17 6:48:55 PM #97 | deoxxys posted... Gun used as intended This. Only a fool would allow themselves to be victimized for literally zero reason whatsoever. It's not likely they were ever going to amount to anything more than three mouths to feed in prison on the taxpayer's dollar. --- "message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888 |
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