Lurker > yemmy

Fenrimis posted...

Completely stopped selling illegal shit
No Job
Almost out of money

how is the first a plus if the other 2 are true

get on the fuckin grind or get a job
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frozenshock posted...

shockthemonkey posted...

frozenshock posted...

What about two guys with the exact same size?

Do they both eat ass?

Yes but one with ketchup and the other with mustard

lmao
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Number39 posted...

It's probably because they smoke

ive smoked since i was like 12 for real and I've worked ever since I was 15, with the only exception being times of actually collecting unemployment checks due to being laid off (all of those times I had some kinda hustle too, wasn't like I was broke).

if you like smoking right then having a job helps. Also video games. I can afford any damn video game I please right now, and I don't even make a whole ton of money.
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they be cuffin thots

we just busted her down like last week at the hotel, me and the broskis
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REMercsChamp posted...

yemmy posted...

lol gamers dude what the fuck do you expect

I'd expect them to be responsible adults and find employment so they can contribute to society rather than leeching off of welfare.

too busy eating cheetos playing LoL or looking at Hentai or whatever the fuck they do.

not saying all gamers are like this, but people that are like that tend to be gamers.
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lol gamers dude what the fuck do you expect
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bigfoot gonna find you and impregnate your ass vegy
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ALL FACTS BRO
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frozenshock posted...

What about two guys with the exact same size?

the one with the money
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making more than twice as much money, and i actually enjoy my job somewhat

so yah
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facts
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I didn't like season 5, but liked season 6, but honestly it looks like they're gonna fuck it up like every other HBO show and have weak ass last seasons.
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Being that I saw the whole seasons of the Wire as soon as the first started airing (I always figured that was a 'hood thing' though), I bet Kiwi really does know what happens. HBO is shitty about having leaks, and TWD damn near always gets their shit leaked.
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KiwiTerraRizing posted...

yemmy posted...

<EnragedSlith posted...

I want to see euron kill some more people

me too, I liked him last season when he was like 'lets go murder my punk ass brother and sister"

He doesn't, he quits back to Pike.

Oh well. TBH I don't expect him to last long because they brought him along too late
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<EnragedSlith posted...

I want to see euron kill some more people

me too, I liked him last season when he was like 'lets go murder my punk ass brother and sister"
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The Admiral posted...

The "colluding with Trump" is just liberal fantasy. You'd be smart to understand that difference.

they don't see it that way, and you're not gonna convince them otherwise

if something happened with Russia, it automatically had something to do with Trump if you're against him.

they've been trying to say Trump was in bed with Putin before they knew the election had been tampered, so when they say 'it is a fact that the election has been tampered by Russia' it is a straight jump to "Trump is involved with Russian election hacking".

Stating facts is gonna get you called an idiot
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lol that is one of the shittiest moderationss i've ever seen
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I consider the OG Six Button controller to be the superior controller for 2d games, especially fighters and platformers. I had a street fighter controler for og xbox that was almost just like a 6 button sega controller.
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--kresnik-- posted...

This is Colorado

oh yeah I've lived there for a short while, so close to the sun that it gets hot

at least it isn't humid like the south. I mean it really is hard to breathe during the summer down here during this time of year. I'm about to go jump in a big ass swimming pool.
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that makes me want to play quake
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like once or twice a week
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It is the same thing we had on on display at Staples last winter

shit sucked bro. We tried to play Mortal Kombat with 2 people it was fuckin impossible.

maybe if you had a real wired controller, but the controllers are absolutely terrible (I think they use IR tech)
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nice

I remember the announcement of Doom 95 shit was awesome.
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I was about to tell you, call them gasping and being like "I can't breathe in here my asthma is acting up". If you died because of his neglect (or ended up hospitalized) he'd risk losing everything.

If you lived where I lived, AC isn't a fucking option, I can't be expected to live in a 90 degree house/apartment.
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E32005 posted...

yemmy posted...

that chick is on opiates

no way someone's eyes stay that way naturally

your pupils dilate on opiates, not your iris'

pupils constrict on opiates, making iris look bigger. When I was on methadone/oxy/lean whatever back in the day random people would tell me I had pretty eyes and ask if I had contacts.

why do people argue with me that have NO idea what they are talking about?
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that chick is on opiates

no way someone's eyes stay that way naturally
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cjsdowg posted...

It is kind of funny, they are admitting that Ms. Cleo was just a way to con people out of money.

That is kinda what I was thinking.
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DawkinsNumber4 posted...

Chicken posted...

yemmy posted...

I like it because I have a pretty big dick and the real sluts think it is some challenge. Also I mean I just love kinky sex anyway, and it is tight as fuck. Also getting a chick off from banging her in the butt feels like an accomplishment.

So you just like poop on your donger.

That generally doesn't happen if the woman has some sense. She knows to go use the bathroom if she needs to.

It requires planning to be actually clean and fun. But like that saying goes "shit happens".
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Deadpool_18 posted...

Ugh, Kubrick's The Shining was bad for many reasons.

You're gonna tell me the miniseries was good though? Or even 'as good' as the OG movie? With the dude from WINGS?
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https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/400-current-events/75616015

kinda odd there's two topics on whiskey recommendations

chill02 posted...

MC_BatCommander posted...

Maker's Mark

I agree with Chill almost 99% of the time when it comes to our tastes in about anything lol. Weird, because I'm probably nothing like Chill irl.
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RebelElite791 posted...

I can't help but think it should've been a miniseries or something but yeah I'm hyped

I think Dark Tower should have been a miniseries, being that it is kinda like that in the books. But the Stand and the Shining miniseries were so fucking bad maybe they don't want to chance it, like the Shining wasn't half as good as the Jack Nicolson one.

I'm a big fan of King's short story compilations, as well as the Creepshow movies (and Tales from the Dark Side), I think they should make a Creepshow miniseries or bring back Tales from the Darkside and feature some more of King's short stories. I would fucking blow my load if they did that. Too bad Romero isn't around to do it with him.
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lilORANG posted...

Jumpscare the movie

That is what I'm afraid of. It looks really good though, and if it is anything like the old movie (never read the book) it will be good.

Jumpscares only work for like the first hour of a movie for me. After that I get used to it and they don't frighten me anymore.
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lol
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I like it because I have a pretty big dick and the real sluts think it is some challenge. Also I mean I just love kinky sex anyway, and it is tight as fuck. Also getting a chick off from banging her in the butt feels like an accomplishment.
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StupidGenius posted...

I'm sure people did it all the time back in the 80s. It just meant spending hours trying to figure out how to summon that goddamn tornado by trying everything on every screen.

I don't miss those days.

I honestly don't miss those days either, but nowadays we are spoiled with video games. People don't appreciate how big of a mess a lot of games actually were lol.

Honestly I think the 8 and 16 bit era held up better than the 32/64 bit era though. 2D games age a hell of a lot better than some old ass PS1/Saturn/n64 game maybe except a handful.
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RebelElite791 posted...

MemeDaddy posted...

Jack isn't even good, I don't get the hype behind it.

I used to bartend a whiskey bar years ago, hardly anyone ordered it.

It's just the whiskey everyone who knows nothing about whiskey orders if they want to mix something with soda and pretend they actually drink whiskey.

well it is like the bud light/Budweiser of whiskey kinda. everyone knows it, average price at a bar, and not very good but marketed well. Also it has a rich history.

Gentlemen Jack is really good imo but even then I'd rather have Makers.
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MrResetti posted...

Jim Beam

Fucking try hards

I'm surprised no one has suggested something more expensive than Jack (I didn't suggest Makers just said I preferred it to Jack for not a big difference in price).

R&R and Seagrams 7 are straight up party liquor. Jim Beam has gotten me sick too many times for some reason.
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Anarchy_Juiblex posted...

yemmy posted...

spent an extra couple bucks and gotten Makers Mark

Normally when I'm looking to spend over $20 I get makers (i love bourbon) or captain Morgan private stock.

I have actually never had Jack so I thought I'd buy a bottle. BBQ sauces gave me the idea.

See I'm not even a big whiskey fan, but I like some Makers. You might just not be a fan of sour mash, I'm pretty sure the difference between it and bourbon is that it isn't as refined. Has a little more kick to it than most bourbon to me.
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RebelElite791 posted...

yemmy posted...

SoundNetwork posted...

I can't even tell the difference between bourbon , scotch and whatever the hell

Scotch tastes like burnt whistkey. Has a smokey flavor. Also it is not made out of corn like bourbon or sour mash. I don't like scotch at all but I'm not a fan of brown liquor anyway (well not anymore). If I'm drinking liquor I'm usually drinking cold shots of vodka.

Smokiness is absolutely not a universal quality of scotch.

I don't know a better way to describe it. It is more harsh to me, kinda 'burnt'. I've drank a few different scotches, just enough to know I don't like it, and the last stuff I had wasn't cheap I know that. If I got offered some really rare shit for free I'd probably try it but I'm not into liquor enough to go buy a $50 dollar of liquor, let alone some age rare scotch.
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Anarchy_Juiblex posted...

TheDarkCircle posted...

Man up and get some Jack

I'm drinking jack atm, it's not that great. :/

Drinking it straight, might as well saved a couple bucks and gotten George Dickel, or spent an extra couple bucks and gotten Makers Mark. I've never been a huge fan of Jack unless it was free.

SoundNetwork posted...

Sorry I thought you were hitting on me

Yeah you're probably too young to have a Gamefaqs account let alone drink whiskey.
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SoundNetwork posted...

yemmy posted...

George Dickel.

Nothing gay though

what are you talking about? it is Tennessee sour mash and it is stronger than Jack. I don't understand how it is gay. Maybe I'm lost or you think "Dickel" sounds gay, which is if that is case, yeah you're too damn young to be drinking anyway. I mean the fact that you can't tell the difference between scotch and bourbon kinda hints at you being underage, because that is distinct. If you couldn't tell the difference in Sour Mash and Bourbon that would be a slightly different story since they are both made of corn.
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SoundNetwork posted...

I can't even tell the difference between bourbon , scotch and whatever the hell

Scotch tastes like burnt whistkey. Has a smokey flavor. Also it is not made out of corn like bourbon or sour mash. I don't like scotch at all but I'm not a fan of brown liquor anyway (well not anymore). If I'm drinking liquor I'm usually drinking cold shots of vodka.
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How cheap?
Seagrams 7 or R&R is probably the easiest cheap whiskey to drink, and by cheap I mean like less 10 for a liter.

If you are meaning like cheap as in like "not scotch or crown reserve" I'd go with George Dickel.
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I beat it with the Nintendo Power guide tbh, because I'd get lost and I wanted to get all of the cool endings.

I think I want to try a stab at it without a guide, I really like the music and the art style. Is it worth it? I know AVGN gave a shit review to it but honestly the worst part about it I remember was grinding for shit.

Also what is the best Castlevania game that is like that or like SoTN? What I mean is one that isn't just a straight up slasher but more of a RPG or a metroid type game.
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badwinkles posted...

its like that fly swatter game in mario paint

I had a genesis (and sega channel which was fucking great) but I had a friend that had mario paint and I would fuck around with the composer on that for hours when I was young and just started smoking.
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Super Slash posted...

I also hate when I'm writing a post and all of a sudden I get kidnapped by

10/10 post right here.

Turbam posted...

I hate when you craft a grade A shitpost, then the guy the posts directly after you mentions Trump and no one pays attention to what you posted :(

Yep.

Or when you make a good point in a topic that has dissolved to nothing but 2 people just arguing for 100 posts over like 5 hours, just because you got there late.

lukabrosci posted...

mods have been deleting my topics, the fascists

i feel for you brother

I haven't had many topics deleted, but I've closed a shitload of my own topics that blew up to nothing but arguing.
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And the mods delete the topic before you post it. Shitty feeling
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They can't stand the taste is what I meant.

My dog chews her paws, ass, scratches her chest and ears until they bleed because of allergies. She is 17 pounds and takes an adult dose of Zyrtec and Prednisone every day, which makes her gain weight and will shorten her life, but her quality of life without them is absolute shit.
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Kitt posted...

yemmy posted...

bet he was a Binary Cis White MALE

He was actually a heavy set black dude with a DBZ backpack.

oh ok, well he couldn't possibly be a racist then

Dear White People taught me that
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they have spray at the pet store that numbs spots like that and tastes like shit (not literal shit or he'd like it) but they can't hardly stand it
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