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So you did so much cocaine that your nose is bleeding?
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I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.

YoshitoKikuchi posted...

Sativa_Rose posted...

If she was Rosie O'Donnell

Why?

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I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.

I'll gladly suck coca cola dick
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I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.

hey vegy you're so fine
you're so fine you blow my mind
hey vegy
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I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.

If she was Rosie O'Donnell
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I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.

DevsBro posted...

but any paper that substitutes "one" for the general "you" needs to just be thrown in the trash.

I hope this is a joke
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I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.

More dots, more DPS
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I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.

ALIEN_WORK2HOP posted...

was she disgustingly hairy or nice and clean down there?
I hooked up with an American girl once, she was so hairy. I said I needed to go get a condom and never came back, it was nasty.

wtf is wrong with you?
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Kardashian
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I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.

Well just be honest and don't act in a way that is not consistent with what you actually want. Don't be afraid to tell her that you're not looking for anything serious, especially if it seems that she wants to move it in that direction.
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Godnorgosh posted...

The problem is that prostitution is illegal in most places in the US, which also means it's unregulated. I don't want to risk contracting an STD just because I'm desperate for sex.

Use a condom. It's not like you are more likely to get an STD with an escort than with a random one night stand if you are using a condom in both situations.
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I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.

Also I liked your comparisons, very well written
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I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.

NYC, but I am of course biased since I'm an American, also used to live in NYC.
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It makes no less sense than giving a scholarship for someone to major in communications just because they happen to play waterpolo
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Did you listen to the Joe Rogan podcast that was just about a guy who did this? I think his name was Chris Cage.

It sounds pretty cool. I don't know anyone who has done it. I live in Oregon, which the Pacific Crest Trail goes through, so I've heard about these three epic trails (the two mentioned + the Continental Trail) before. Maybe I would do the Pacific Crest Trail at some point in my life.

If you did listen to the podcast, the only thing that pissed me off was that when he was describing the Pacific Crest Trail he was like "Yeah, it goes from Mexico to Canada, through California" and then ended right there... No mention of Oregon or Washington! WTF! It's not always fucking about California. This is just like when Californians talk about I-5 and leave out that it also goes through Oregon and Washington.
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Darmik posted...

Sativa_Rose posted...

So did this principal make this university up to make her BS resume more believable, or is there a greater conspiracy at hand here?

I think it's one of those dodgy places that basically sell degrees.

Hmm, it is possible then that she was fooled into thinking that the degree was valid? At least when she signed up for it. Maybe she figured out it was BS eventually, after she was already financially screwed over.
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Something else I should add is that looking back, my life was a lot more impacted by getting my first lapdances and going to some strip clubs regularly than it was impacted by actually having sexual intercourse. It was like I went whole life barely ever touching girls, and the few times I did touch them intimately it was very rare and there would be huge amounts of time in between it happening again. Then suddenly I can make it so that I can touch these incredibly hot girls whenever I want. Magical.
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I've heard stories about racism between light skinned black people and darker skinned black people
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So did this principal make this university up to make her BS resume more believable, or is there a greater conspiracy at hand here?
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GODTIER posted...

And two, I already had sex with multiple hookers in Bahrain. Something about them not being "AMERICAN HOOKERS" made it okay for me though since it's legal there. Plus American hookers are gross and homeless and don't shower and shit.

What the hell are you talking about? There are plenty of nice fancy escorts in the US

And yeah I lost my virginity to an escort. Been with 2 total. I'll probably expand that sometime later this spring or this summer when I am comfortable spending some big bucks. But first I think I'll go to another massage parlor. I went to two of those "rub and tugs" before I lost my virginity. It was a good experience.
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This sounds like a terrible idea. Especially since the government (and parents) is kind of supposed to stop completely controlling your life at 18.
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This is probably not a good list to be on
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gna647 posted...

one worded responses or no response at all. But they'll keep me matched.

This happened to me, except she was an African American
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how did this stay so hidden lol
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This should be the background music


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I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.

Moms are the best
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I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.

Dash_Harber posted...

That's sad. Your mom is quite attractive. That being said, does that shirt say what I think it does? Like what the fuck? Why is that even a t-shirt?

What is the second word? It starts with Bu or something
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I wonder if we can reach 500 before the end of the year?
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I am jealous
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I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.

lol this thread has been around since before trump was elected
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I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.

how the F is this thread alive lmfao
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I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.