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TopicCan you be convicted of killing someone if he's still alive?
Complete_Idi0t
08/07/17 12:16:35 AM
#5
TopicCan u buy a marine battery if ur not a Marine?
Complete_Idi0t
08/06/17 10:33:36 PM
#1
I don't want to get in trouble
TopicIf you think about it everything that exists can be counted as one
Complete_Idi0t
08/06/17 10:04:30 PM
#3
I don't wanna be the same thing as Anna Nicole Smith
TopicHow often do you eat at a sit down restaurant?
Complete_Idi0t
08/06/17 10:03:28 PM
#7
A lot more often than I eat at a stand up restaurant
TopicIf John has $5 and Bill has $3 how much do they have after the government steals
Complete_Idi0t
08/06/17 10:00:11 PM
#1
From them


Ugh math class is hard
TopicAnyone remember when that sports player was asked a really stupid question?
Complete_Idi0t
08/06/17 6:27:58 PM
#1
They handled it like a pro though, saying they have a great team and are going to give 100%
TopicCars: what do you do when the little hand touches the E
Complete_Idi0t
08/05/17 6:32:25 PM
#1
Need answer fast
TopicThere is more evidence that snooki actually existed than Jesus did
Complete_Idi0t
08/04/17 4:34:19 AM
#1
Mind = blown
TopicSenate blocks Trump from making recess appointments over break.
Complete_Idi0t
08/03/17 8:34:30 PM
#2
The senate is going to recess? What, are they in the 4th grade?
TopicTrump has researchers working on a pee test to tell if someone is gay
Complete_Idi0t
08/03/17 8:18:21 PM
#1
Ugh
TopicThe wall has been built
Complete_Idi0t
08/03/17 2:17:21 PM
#1
yVDWjRa

hooray
TopicIf God doesn't exist then who created the cheesy chalupa crunch
Complete_Idi0t
08/02/17 8:41:30 PM
#1
Checkmate atheists
TopicDo you trust the FDA?
Complete_Idi0t
08/02/17 8:40:36 PM
#10
More than I trust the supplement industry which can put anything they feel like on the label
TopicI'm addicted to watching clothing removal videos
Complete_Idi0t
08/02/17 8:37:54 PM
#1
How do I stop
TopicThere's probably blood in your body right now
Complete_Idi0t
08/02/17 7:53:03 PM
#1
ewwwww
TopicI can't believe Trump did whatever stupid shit he did today
Complete_Idi0t
08/02/17 5:51:51 PM
#1
Ugh
TopicWhats your favorite old movie?
Complete_Idi0t
08/02/17 5:10:05 AM
#1
I thought the Avengers was pretty good
TopicCan someone ELI5 the modern theory of gravity?
Complete_Idi0t
08/02/17 4:00:14 AM
#15
Things go up, things go back down. You can't explain that.
TopicTrump: 'whatever you do, don't look for our missile subs at these coordinates'
Complete_Idi0t
08/01/17 11:15:40 PM
#1
Thanks Trump
TopicWhy do men today avoid work + relationships and play video games all day?
Complete_Idi0t
08/01/17 6:12:10 PM
#23
You expect me to actually work at work?
TopicWhy do men today avoid work + relationships and play video games all day?
Complete_Idi0t
08/01/17 6:09:53 PM
#21
^ why sex robots were invented
TopicWhy you should be scared shitless of North Korea
Complete_Idi0t
08/01/17 5:55:30 PM
#24
Non sequiter
TopicWhy you should be scared shitless of North Korea
Complete_Idi0t
08/01/17 5:51:19 PM
#17
I don't think Russia wants a retaliatory strike? We've been through this before.

It's a good thing we have such a calm and levelheaded person like Trump in control of the nukes
TopicWhy do men today avoid work + relationships and play video games all day?
Complete_Idi0t
08/01/17 5:46:52 PM
#9
If work was a worthwhile activity they wouldn't have to pay you to do it
TopicWhy you should be scared shitless of North Korea
Complete_Idi0t
08/01/17 5:43:47 PM
#9
And how will being scared solve that problem?

Besides the odds are at least 79% that someone else will end up as a pile of ash instead
TopicWhy you should be scared shitless of North Korea
Complete_Idi0t
08/01/17 5:36:18 PM
#3
Aww babbys first nuke scare
TopicUgh I can't belive it's now illegal to mix Jack and Coke in this state
Complete_Idi0t
08/01/17 5:35:04 PM
#10
Vindris_SNH posted...
Why would you waste money at a bar anyway? So much cheaper to drink at home, and you don't have to deal with douche bags. And you can mix whatever the fuck you want at home.


The drink police have cameras installed in everyone's home
TopicUgh I can't belive it's now illegal to mix Jack and Coke in this state
Complete_Idi0t
08/01/17 4:25:15 PM
#1
due to the caffeine

heck my life
TopicWhen she complain you ain't working it right AFTER she nut.
Complete_Idi0t
08/01/17 4:21:28 PM
#2
What kind of women are you boning that have nuts?
Topic'Trump has been "truthful and transparent" every single day.'
Complete_Idi0t
08/01/17 4:20:33 PM
#22
Remember that one time that Trump denied saying something that his Twitter record said he said? Good times.
TopicJust bought margarita mix and they didn't even card me
Complete_Idi0t
08/01/17 4:14:32 PM
#1
yessss
TopicSo what did Scaramucci say specifically that got Trump mad?
Complete_Idi0t
08/01/17 4:11:44 PM
#4
"Ivanka is not a piece of ass"
TopicBad things DON'T happen more often in Florida
Complete_Idi0t
08/01/17 4:09:08 PM
#2
It's a fact that way more murders happen in Florida every year than Wyoming
TopicWhy do you love women?
Complete_Idi0t
08/01/17 4:07:03 PM
#2
Because of the constant nagging

o wait
TopicWhat source is more credible?
Complete_Idi0t
08/01/17 4:02:38 PM
#3
I heard that Trump watches Sesame Street every day to get his policy deicisions from
TopicSo why haven't you been to Florida yet?
Complete_Idi0t
08/01/17 3:58:36 PM
#8
I'm afraid that I'd run into Florida Man and he'd give me a bad time
TopicLaVar Bell: I can beat Jordan one-on-one
Complete_Idi0t
08/01/17 3:54:13 PM
#3
Has he ever played in the NBA finals whilst he had the flu
TopicWhat's the best way to remove the alcohol from vodka?
Complete_Idi0t
08/01/17 3:48:39 PM
#1
I think it'd be a lot better without the alcohol tbh
TopicThere's a Rocky V?
Complete_Idi0t
08/01/17 1:52:07 PM
#12
Is that the one where he fights Hulk Hogan?
TopicThere's a Rocky V?
Complete_Idi0t
08/01/17 5:51:32 AM
#6
And theres a rocky VI which pretends that V never existed
TopicGetting into management has made me lose all sympathy for entry workers.
Complete_Idi0t
08/01/17 5:33:34 AM
#2
k
TopicWhy does anyone ever drink without getting drunk?
Complete_Idi0t
08/01/17 5:17:18 AM
#2
Some of us don't drink PBR
TopicHas science figured out how a man with 4 balls can walk yet?
Complete_Idi0t
08/01/17 5:10:58 AM
#1
Very mysterious!
TopicScientists: if 20000 more cars are built the weight will crack the Earth's crust
Complete_Idi0t
08/01/17 1:20:52 AM
#1
Oh God oh man oh God
TopicEarth is the only planet that has The Moon orbiting it
Complete_Idi0t
07/31/17 9:14:12 PM
#15
SSJKirby posted...
you can fit all planets in the solar system between the earth and the moon


But the diameter of the sun is 3.6 times that distance
TopicEarth is the only planet that has The Moon orbiting it
Complete_Idi0t
07/31/17 8:45:39 PM
#6
If a depression on a road was tweaked very slightly, the current puddle in it could no longer fit
TopicMaster of Puppets=The same 5 riffs over 8.5 minutes...
Complete_Idi0t
07/31/17 8:44:54 PM
#25
HydraSlayer82 posted...
I saw them when I was 18. Show was epic. It was completely dark in the stadium. Everyone is like wtf? Then you just hear Blackened fading in, the first riff kicks in and the lights go nuts. Never had a show give me such an adrenaline rush. Completely unforgettable feeling. For reference:



Did they make sure the bass player was unplugged for the live show too?
TopicEarth is the only planet that has The Moon orbiting it
Complete_Idi0t
07/31/17 8:43:28 PM
#3
Shhhh, if people figure it out I'll have to do actual work instead of testing lasers while listening to podcasts all day
TopicEarth is the only planet that has The Moon orbiting it
Complete_Idi0t
07/31/17 8:36:11 PM
#1
Take that athiests
TopicSo why is suicidegirls stupid?
Complete_Idi0t
07/31/17 6:26:20 PM
#24
What do naked chicks with tattoos have to do with suicide? Are they trying to be edgy by reminding me of my brother?
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