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Topic	The leech generation: 90% of College Students use Netflix, 34% pay for account
Fart_Tzar 04/08/17 12:43:50 AM #2	That 10% who don't watch are fucking liars. I bet the people claiming they don't are these fu fu artsy dipshits making pathetic attemps at being profound. --- 5820k (H100i) \| 32gb DDR4 \| Asus X99-A \| EVGA 980 SC \| 512gb 840 pro + 2gb WD Black \| Nvidia Surround \| Ducky Shine 5
Topic	Its literally almost 1 am....why da fuck are you awake and posting on CE????
Fart_Tzar 04/08/17 12:42:18 AM #12	I just discovered that quicksand pron is a thing. --- 5820k (H100i) \| 32gb DDR4 \| Asus X99-A \| EVGA 980 SC \| 512gb 840 pro + 2gb WD Black \| Nvidia Surround \| Ducky Shine 5
Topic	Its literally almost 1 am....why da fuck are you awake and posting on CE????
Fart_Tzar 04/08/17 12:36:05 AM #3	Because i'm not drunk enough to go to sleep. --- 5820k (H100i) \| 32gb DDR4 \| Asus X99-A \| EVGA 980 SC \| 512gb 840 pro + 2gb WD Black \| Nvidia Surround \| Ducky Shine 5
Topic	imgur.com/4OPw0kg.jpg
Fart_Tzar 04/08/17 12:29:19 AM #5	Clippy is a naughty dirty slut. --- 5820k (H100i) \| 32gb DDR4 \| Asus X99-A \| EVGA 980 SC \| 512gb 840 pro + 2gb WD Black \| Nvidia Surround \| Ducky Shine 5
Topic	Tom Cruise is hilarious in Tropic Thunder
Fart_Tzar 04/08/17 12:26:24 AM #8	Guardian-Sloth posted... Isn't he the scientologist, or was that another Tom? He's not just a scientologist, he's THE scientologist. If Leah Reimi is right, he's so high up on the totem poll (Kha-Khan or something), that the sea org members that surround him are banned from doing anything from helping him out, up to and including murder. --- 5820k (H100i) \| 32gb DDR4 \| Asus X99-A \| EVGA 980 SC \| 512gb 840 pro + 2gb WD Black \| Nvidia Surround \| Ducky Shine 5
Topic	Is anyone here familar with "The Machine" story?
Fart_Tzar 04/07/17 11:53:01 PM #1	If not, I highly suggest listening It's a wonderful story --- 5820k (H100i) \| 32gb DDR4 \| Asus X99-A \| EVGA 980 SC \| 512gb 840 pro + 2gb WD Black \| Nvidia Surround \| Ducky Shine 5
Topic	The greatest John Wayne trailer
Fart_Tzar 04/07/17 10:00:22 PM #1	--- 5820k (H100i) \| 32gb DDR4 \| Asus X99-A \| EVGA 980 SC \| 512gb 840 pro + 2gb WD Black \| Nvidia Surround \| Ducky Shine 5
Topic	LOL, Hillary is still crying about Comey and the Russians
Fart_Tzar 04/07/17 9:42:03 PM #7	I think the biggest issue here is people still interested in listening to fucking fucking clinton. --- 5820k (H100i) \| 32gb DDR4 \| Asus X99-A \| EVGA 980 SC \| 512gb 840 pro + 2gb WD Black \| Nvidia Surround \| Ducky Shine 5
Topic	having sex with a flat chested chick is a terrible experience
Fart_Tzar 04/07/17 8:46:48 PM #28	--- 5820k (H100i) \| 32gb DDR4 \| Asus X99-A \| EVGA 980 SC \| 512gb 840 pro + 2gb WD Black \| Nvidia Surround \| Ducky Shine 5
Topic	What kinda junk food you like?
Fart_Tzar 04/07/17 8:28:25 PM #8	My top 5 bad snack foods Regular cheddar goldfish popcorn dark chocolate covered graham crackers habanero beef jerky stone ground blue tortilla chips and a wet salsa --- 5820k (H100i) \| 32gb DDR4 \| Asus X99-A \| EVGA 980 SC \| 512gb 840 pro + 2gb WD Black \| Nvidia Surround \| Ducky Shine 5
Topic	Wait wait, they're calling it "gender confirmation procedure" now?
Fart_Tzar 04/07/17 7:23:03 PM #6	Skye Reynolds posted... Annoying as it might be, it's best not to fight these things. You just wind up looking like the older person who says, "I used (that term) (x number) years ago. I should be able to use it today." Yeah, guess you're right. I have no problem with it, but packaging and repackaging the terminology is stupid. --- 5820k (H100i) \| 32gb DDR4 \| Asus X99-A \| EVGA 980 SC \| 512gb 840 pro + 2gb WD Black \| Nvidia Surround \| Ducky Shine 5
Topic	Wait wait, they're calling it "gender confirmation procedure" now?
Fart_Tzar 04/07/17 7:12:01 PM #1	WTF is that supposed to mean? I doctor take a look at your fun bits, and confirms they're there? --- 5820k (H100i) \| 32gb DDR4 \| Asus X99-A \| EVGA 980 SC \| 512gb 840 pro + 2gb WD Black \| Nvidia Surround \| Ducky Shine 5
Topic	Amazon prime pantry is the worst thing ever.
Fart_Tzar 04/07/17 5:04:30 PM #8	GOATTHlEF posted... Drink me is going to fuck over sober me so badly ralts Also, Desani apparently go their black cherry seltzer water back in stock... I ordered 4 boxes of the stuff :( --- 5820k (H100i) \| 32gb DDR4 \| Asus X99-A \| EVGA 980 SC \| 512gb 840 pro + 2gb WD Black \| Nvidia Surround \| Ducky Shine 5
Topic	Did Jontron release a new video today?
Fart_Tzar 04/07/17 5:03:00 PM #9	https://socialblade.com/youtube/user/jontronshow/ Dude is still making crazy bank. Assuming a $2-6 profit per 1k views, he's still making a shit ton of money off his residuals. --- 5820k (H100i) \| 32gb DDR4 \| Asus X99-A \| EVGA 980 SC \| 512gb 840 pro + 2gb WD Black \| Nvidia Surround \| Ducky Shine 5
Topic	ITT: Proof that hotdogs are sandwiches
Fart_Tzar 04/07/17 4:58:30 PM #8	spudger posted... xD that bun was just forced into existence by some upset japanese bread engineer Yes, but if anything it looks like that bread integrity is top fucking notch. --- 5820k (H100i) \| 32gb DDR4 \| Asus X99-A \| EVGA 980 SC \| 512gb 840 pro + 2gb WD Black \| Nvidia Surround \| Ducky Shine 5
Topic	ITT: Proof that hotdogs are sandwiches
Fart_Tzar 04/07/17 4:54:09 PM #1	--- 5820k (H100i) \| 32gb DDR4 \| Asus X99-A \| EVGA 980 SC \| 512gb 840 pro + 2gb WD Black \| Nvidia Surround \| Ducky Shine 5
Topic	Amazon prime pantry is the worst thing ever.
Fart_Tzar 04/07/17 4:53:41 PM #2	--- 5820k (H100i) \| 32gb DDR4 \| Asus X99-A \| EVGA 980 SC \| 512gb 840 pro + 2gb WD Black \| Nvidia Surround \| Ducky Shine 5
Topic	ITT: We post pics of dogs (56k warning)
Fart_Tzar 04/07/17 4:51:39 PM #25	--- 5820k (H100i) \| 32gb DDR4 \| Asus X99-A \| EVGA 980 SC \| 512gb 840 pro + 2gb WD Black \| Nvidia Surround \| Ducky Shine 5
Topic	Do you jerk it with yer right or left hand?
Fart_Tzar 04/07/17 4:50:16 PM #13	hollow_shrine posted... Fart_Tzar posted... hollow_shrine posted... Both. All the time. Gojak_v3 posted... Fart_Tzar posted... How do you work a mouse if you're using your right hand? Exactly You do know you can just reconfigure the mouse buttons, right? Hell, if you want to get fancy, they even make left handed mice that pull all the aux buttons on the right side of the mouse instead of the left. You have a special fapping mouse? Step that reading comp up honey. Your right hand comes off? --- 5820k (H100i) \| 32gb DDR4 \| Asus X99-A \| EVGA 980 SC \| 512gb 840 pro + 2gb WD Black \| Nvidia Surround \| Ducky Shine 5
Topic	How many large eggs do I put in my scrambled eggs?
Fart_Tzar 04/07/17 4:49:14 PM #12	Scrambled eggs are shit tier. Not as bad as "fried". EGG POWER LEVEL RANKING 1. Basted 2. Poached 3. Shirred 4. Soft scrambled 5. Soft boiled 6. Over easy 7. Omelette 8. Scrambled 9. Over medium 10. Hard boiled 11. Over hard --- 5820k (H100i) \| 32gb DDR4 \| Asus X99-A \| EVGA 980 SC \| 512gb 840 pro + 2gb WD Black \| Nvidia Surround \| Ducky Shine 5
Topic	Do you jerk it with yer right or left hand?
Fart_Tzar 04/07/17 4:43:05 PM #10	hollow_shrine posted... Both. All the time. Gojak_v3 posted... Fart_Tzar posted... How do you work a mouse if you're using your right hand? Exactly You do know you can just reconfigure the mouse buttons, right? Hell, if you want to get fancy, they even make left handed mice that pull all the aux buttons on the right side of the mouse instead of the left. You have a special fapping mouse? --- 5820k (H100i) \| 32gb DDR4 \| Asus X99-A \| EVGA 980 SC \| 512gb 840 pro + 2gb WD Black \| Nvidia Surround \| Ducky Shine 5
Topic	I am a security camera operator and saw someone putting a sticker on a prius
Fart_Tzar 04/07/17 4:41:16 PM #1	I've been training for the moment all my life. --- 5820k (H100i) \| 32gb DDR4 \| Asus X99-A \| EVGA 980 SC \| 512gb 840 pro + 2gb WD Black \| Nvidia Surround \| Ducky Shine 5
Topic	Do you jerk it with yer right or left hand?
Fart_Tzar 04/07/17 4:37:51 PM #3	How do you work a mouse if you're using your right hand? --- 5820k (H100i) \| 32gb DDR4 \| Asus X99-A \| EVGA 980 SC \| 512gb 840 pro + 2gb WD Black \| Nvidia Surround \| Ducky Shine 5
Topic	I put a sticker on some jackasses Prius and now he wants to sue me.
Fart_Tzar 04/07/17 4:26:24 PM #2	You don't fuck with another man's automobile. --- 5820k (H100i) \| 32gb DDR4 \| Asus X99-A \| EVGA 980 SC \| 512gb 840 pro + 2gb WD Black \| Nvidia Surround \| Ducky Shine 5
Topic	New season of Trailer Park Boys oh shit!
Fart_Tzar 04/07/17 4:23:26 PM #10	up --- 5820k (H100i) \| 32gb DDR4 \| Asus X99-A \| EVGA 980 SC \| 512gb 840 pro + 2gb WD Black \| Nvidia Surround \| Ducky Shine 5
Topic	Which are worse: Anime sigs or Computer Spec sigs?
Fart_Tzar 04/07/17 4:08:29 PM #17	Turbam posted... Fart_Tzar posted... Zurkon posted... If I had a super powerful computer I would probably brag about it too, but I don't, so those are the worst sigs. To be fair, if you frequent PC boards, it's just easier to have the information readily available. If you frequent PC boards you're already awful and there's no saving you :V Well, of course. --- 5820k (H100i) \| 32gb DDR4 \| Asus X99-A \| EVGA 980 SC \| 512gb 840 pro + 2gb WD Black \| Nvidia Surround \| Ducky Shine 5
Topic	Amazon prime pantry is the worst thing ever.
Fart_Tzar 04/07/17 4:04:56 PM #1	You get a bit hungry, and you've had a few drinks, and the next thing you know, you have a gigantic box of snacks coming your way --- 5820k (H100i) \| 32gb DDR4 \| Asus X99-A \| EVGA 980 SC \| 512gb 840 pro + 2gb WD Black \| Nvidia Surround \| Ducky Shine 5
Topic	Which are worse: Anime sigs or Computer Spec sigs?
Fart_Tzar 04/07/17 4:02:56 PM #10	Zurkon posted... If I had a super powerful computer I would probably brag about it too, but I don't, so those are the worst sigs. To be fair, if you frequent PC boards, it's just easier to have the information readily available. --- 5820k (H100i) \| 32gb DDR4 \| Asus X99-A \| EVGA 980 SC \| 512gb 840 pro + 2gb WD Black \| Nvidia Surround \| Ducky Shine 5
Topic	Which are worse: Anime sigs or Computer Spec sigs?
Fart_Tzar 04/07/17 4:01:03 PM #5	_Marka_Ragnos_ posted... Computer specs sigs 100%. PC nerds are the worst --- 5820k (H100i) \| 32gb DDR4 \| Asus X99-A \| EVGA 980 SC \| 512gb 840 pro + 2gb WD Black \| Nvidia Surround \| Ducky Shine 5
Topic	Sneak attacking the DM? Not a very Lawful Good act.
Fart_Tzar 04/07/17 3:26:24 PM #1	--- 5820k (H100i) \| 32gb DDR4 \| Asus X99-A \| EVGA 980 SC \| 512gb 840 pro + 2gb WD Black \| Nvidia Surround \| Ducky Shine 5
Topic	Any news on the identity of the possible terrorist in Sweden?
Fart_Tzar 04/07/17 3:10:50 PM #6	They'll probably suppress the information, Germany style. --- 5820k (H100i) \| 32gb DDR4 \| Asus X99-A \| EVGA 980 SC \| 512gb 840 pro + 2gb WD Black \| Nvidia Surround \| Ducky Shine 5
Topic	Wait, so is Scorpio a new XBox generation or just a beefed up Xbox One?
Fart_Tzar 04/07/17 3:09:56 PM #9	Imagine buying an xbone, then a scorpio. May as well have bought a pc at that point. I thought consoles were there because they're cheap? --- 5820k (H100i) \| 32gb DDR4 \| Asus X99-A \| EVGA 980 SC \| 512gb 840 pro + 2gb WD Black \| Nvidia Surround \| Ducky Shine 5
Topic	"Is this guy bothering you"
Fart_Tzar 04/07/17 2:46:40 PM #3	He wants to bother the girl instead. --- 5820k (H100i) \| 32gb DDR4 \| Asus X99-A \| EVGA 980 SC \| 512gb 840 pro + 2gb WD Black \| Nvidia Surround \| Ducky Shine 5
Topic	Are console wars stupid?
Fart_Tzar 04/07/17 2:42:28 PM #6	It's not PC's fault that console fanboys for decades claimed over and over "lol pc gaming is dying" ad nauseum. Now we get to finally bask in the top spot. Deal with it. --- 5820k (H100i) \| 32gb DDR4 \| Asus X99-A \| EVGA 980 SC \| 512gb 840 pro + 2gb WD Black \| Nvidia Surround \| Ducky Shine 5
Topic	PSA: Assad > Syrian Rebels
Fart_Tzar 04/07/17 2:25:49 PM #6	Wait, didn't this happen a couple years ago? ISIS or another rebel group gassed a town and tried to pass it off on assad? Either way, I prefer the devil we know. --- 5820k (H100i) \| 32gb DDR4 \| Asus X99-A \| EVGA 980 SC \| 512gb 840 pro + 2gb WD Black \| Nvidia Surround \| Ducky Shine 5
Topic	What does CE think Kevin James?
Fart_Tzar 04/07/17 2:24:11 PM #16	He's not bad when he's trying, but currently he's catering to the lowest common denominator for that cash money bro (i.e. Stalone in the early 90's) --- 5820k (H100i) \| 32gb DDR4 \| Asus X99-A \| EVGA 980 SC \| 512gb 840 pro + 2gb WD Black \| Nvidia Surround \| Ducky Shine 5
Topic	If, by chance, I wanted to move out of the US to another country, where me go?
Fart_Tzar 04/07/17 2:22:19 PM #30	ITT: People assuming the countries listed will even accept them as residents How fucking entitled are you? --- 5820k (H100i) \| 32gb DDR4 \| Asus X99-A \| EVGA 980 SC \| 512gb 840 pro + 2gb WD Black \| Nvidia Surround \| Ducky Shine 5
Topic	"New Kidz Bop goes hard"
Fart_Tzar 04/07/17 2:09:04 PM #6	Looks like JRoc and his son really are on the road working on the rap game. --- 5820k (H100i) \| 32gb DDR4 \| Asus X99-A \| EVGA 980 SC \| 512gb 840 pro + 2gb WD Black \| Nvidia Surround \| Ducky Shine 5
Topic	Fox News: 2 Russian warships meeting US ships that bombed Syria
Fart_Tzar 04/07/17 2:07:53 PM #5	HELL YEAH! Lets all go down in flames together boys! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! --- 5820k (H100i) \| 32gb DDR4 \| Asus X99-A \| EVGA 980 SC \| 512gb 840 pro + 2gb WD Black \| Nvidia Surround \| Ducky Shine 5
Topic	Last game you played and beverage you drank.
Fart_Tzar 04/07/17 6:20:42 AM #6	Elite Dangerous La Croix berry seltzer water --- 5820k (H100i) \| 32gb DDR4 \| Asus X99-A \| EVGA 980 SC \| 512gb 840 pro + 2gb WD Black \| Nvidia Surround \| Ducky Shine 5
Topic	Why are bass players put down so much?
Fart_Tzar 04/07/17 6:19:56 AM #3	Because "the bass lines requires less skill", or so say monkey hungry lead guitarists. --- 5820k (H100i) \| 32gb DDR4 \| Asus X99-A \| EVGA 980 SC \| 512gb 840 pro + 2gb WD Black \| Nvidia Surround \| Ducky Shine 5
Topic	New season of Trailer Park Boys oh shit!
Fart_Tzar 04/07/17 4:22:06 AM #8	Yep, 11th season is a return to form. Without Lucy (perennial worst character), JRock, and the rest of the cast having less focus put on them just streamlines the show. It's like the earfly seasons again. Definitely the best season since the show came back. --- 5820k (H100i) \| 32gb DDR4 \| Asus X99-A \| EVGA 980 SC \| 512gb 840 pro + 2gb WD Black \| Nvidia Surround \| Ducky Shine 5
Topic	Andromeda isnt as bad as everyone is making it out to be
Fart_Tzar 04/07/17 2:29:29 AM #11	UnholyMudcrab posted... Fart_Tzar posted... Andromeda is fantastic, and the new patch has squashed the negative issues people were parroting ad nauseaum. But I only have 85 hours in game, so the people shilling against the game who have little to zero time with it probably have a more insightful opinion than I do. When you accuse the other side of shilling, you lose your credibility right then and there. Hey, if people can accuse me of shilling for the game because I have a positive opinion of it, then I can accuse them of it too. Fuck that. --- 5820k (H100i) \| 32gb DDR4 \| Asus X99-A \| EVGA 980 SC \| 512gb 840 pro + 2gb WD Black \| Nvidia Surround \| Ducky Shine 5
Topic	Accidentally revved my engine on the freeway today.
Fart_Tzar 04/07/17 2:16:29 AM #17	electricbugs2 posted... Fart_Tzar posted... It's a fake jeep. It's a lifted Chrysler Sebring. lol didn't know that. I liked a Sebring I drove too though so lol. I couldn't afford the Wrangler, it was a fully loaded Patriot or a Ram 1500 (Thank fuck I didn't pick that) Eh? A really good example of a TJ is ~14k. Oh wait, you're talking about JK's? Fake jeeps too. Wrong suspension, wrong drivetrain. It's as if you described what a wrangler was to someone, then they designed it by committee trying to market it to people who will never take it offroad. --- 5820k (H100i) \| 32gb DDR4 \| Asus X99-A \| EVGA 980 SC \| 512gb 840 pro + 2gb WD Black \| Nvidia Surround \| Ducky Shine 5
Topic	Andromeda isnt as bad as everyone is making it out to be
Fart_Tzar 04/07/17 2:13:28 AM #7	Andromeda is fantastic, and the new patch has squashed the negative issues people were parroting ad nauseaum. But I only have 85 hours in game, so the people shilling against the game who have little to zero time with it probably have a more insightful opinion than I do. --- 5820k (H100i) \| 32gb DDR4 \| Asus X99-A \| EVGA 980 SC \| 512gb 840 pro + 2gb WD Black \| Nvidia Surround \| Ducky Shine 5
Topic	Accidentally revved my engine on the freeway today.
Fart_Tzar 04/07/17 2:11:01 AM #15	electricbugs2 posted... Why not? Best car I've ever owned. It's a fake jeep. It's a lifted Chrysler Sebring. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitsubishi_GS_platform --- 5820k (H100i) \| 32gb DDR4 \| Asus X99-A \| EVGA 980 SC \| 512gb 840 pro + 2gb WD Black \| Nvidia Surround \| Ducky Shine 5
Topic	Accidentally revved my engine on the freeway today.
Fart_Tzar 04/07/17 1:59:24 AM #12	electricbugs2 posted... come drive my Jeep Patriot Why would anyone want to ever do this in the first place? --- 5820k (H100i) \| 32gb DDR4 \| Asus X99-A \| EVGA 980 SC \| 512gb 840 pro + 2gb WD Black \| Nvidia Surround \| Ducky Shine 5
Topic	Post here if you have a Japanese-inspired username
Fart_Tzar 04/07/17 12:00:38 AM #7	https://myanimelist.net/anime/33274/Onara_Gorou --- 5820k (H100i) \| 32gb DDR4 \| Asus X99-A \| EVGA 980 SC \| 512gb 840 pro + 2gb WD Black \| Nvidia Surround \| Ducky Shine 5
Topic	Never say Sonny Liston wasn't a fucking g.
Fart_Tzar 04/06/17 9:42:33 PM #9	RickyTheBAWSE posted... Tyson is my favorite trash talker. his vocabulary + speech impediment made a hilarious combo. Yeah, he just kind of blunders through his shit talking. Love it. --- 5820k (H100i) \| 32gb DDR4 \| Asus X99-A \| EVGA 980 SC \| 512gb 840 pro + 2gb WD Black \| Nvidia Surround \| Ducky Shine 5
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