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TopicJust when you think SJWs ideals cant get stupider, they do. _DigitalBlackFace_
Duck-I-Says
09/11/17 11:19:42 PM
#3
#DigitalSegregation
TopicVoter Fraud doesn't exist. It never existed. Trump is a lunatic.
Duck-I-Says
09/10/17 6:17:54 PM
#2
I honestly don't believe anyone who claims there's zero voter fraud in any major election tbh. I'm sure there have been plenty of elections where it's negligible, but the financial benefit/loss and stakes are just too high to believe that unscrupulous people aren't being unscrupulous. That being said voter suppression is much more common, useful and difficult to prosecute than trying to add invalid votes.
TopicGaming is dead
Duck-I-Says
09/10/17 3:14:19 PM
#32
TopicWhy would anyone ever want a car that rides so low it nearly touches the ground?
Duck-I-Says
09/09/17 1:41:19 PM
#2
TopicWas looking to get into the American real estate market.
Duck-I-Says
09/09/17 1:35:28 PM
#2
Sorry, we only sell our properties to the Chinese and Saudis.
TopicDisney causes OUTRAGE after they Shoe-Horned a WHITE CHARACTER in ALADDIN!!!
Duck-I-Says
09/07/17 5:39:12 AM
#39
SmokeMassTree posted...
How about they just cancel this movie and the lion king one

They are going to ruin my two favorite Disney movies


Here's an idea: Don't watch them.
TopicNutting in a woman with no condom is the most masculine experience available.
Duck-I-Says
09/07/17 3:46:30 AM
#13
Boobsicle posted...
Or take the risk lol.


Anyone taking this guy seriously, don't do this.
TopicDisney causes OUTRAGE after they Shoe-Horned a WHITE CHARACTER in ALADDIN!!!
Duck-I-Says
09/06/17 7:24:55 PM
#8
Disney has been aggressively pursuing diversity in their films for a while now. If you're ok with it when it's nonwhites you need to be ok with it when it's whites.
Topicwhy do ugly men have to date fat women
Duck-I-Says
09/06/17 4:59:19 PM
#6
They do. I see ugly couples all the time.
TopicFast food workers strike for $15 minimum wage.
Duck-I-Says
09/06/17 4:56:31 PM
#88
captainjeff87 posted...
No need to actually work for anything like your parents or grandparents did


Well we weren't lucky enough to be born in the peak of a time where a massive war annihilated the infrastructure of pretty much every major competitor and artificially inflated worker incomes due to decreased global competition.

We weren't the ones who made $12 an hour (in 2017 dollars) working minimum wage jobs in a time where cost of living was dramatically lower.

We weren't the ones who used hard won labor rights to get situated and then once we got our share, immediately start pulling those ladders up behind us by consistently fighting against all the labor rights they used when starting out.
TopicPicard used to be my favorite, but as I get older ...
Duck-I-Says
09/06/17 1:24:48 AM
#25
Dash_Harber posted...
Jesus, there is no need to be condescending.


Dash_Harber posted...
No, that's right. Because you like them.


That was pretty condescending especially since you didn't know my viewpoint on it.



Dash_Harber posted...
... and in the meantime, how many crew related accidents would go untreated because she can't fucking replace her medic?


Irrelevant to the morality of the situation. You're arguing that it's pragmatic to violate his rights in order to get him back on the line which your free to do, but it doesn't improve the moral optics of it. Hell there was a very relevant episode in TNG on a similar subject (see: Measure of a Man).

Dash_Harber posted...
90% of it came down to poor writing, honestly.


Well yeah, we agree on that.
TopicPicard used to be my favorite, but as I get older ...
Duck-I-Says
09/06/17 1:24:44 AM
#24
Dash_Harber posted...
After evacuating them in escape pods, with twenty Starfleet ships a few hours away to rescue the escape pods. If Janeway did that, they'd be so, so screwed.


Not always. Picard almost blew up the ship with all hands when Nagilum commandeered it.

Dash_Harber posted...
This is such bullshit, though. It was presented as controversial for both sides. She had to save Tuvok and Neelix.


She did not, actually, have to resurrect two dead crewmembers. She chose to with a blood sacrifice. It would be morally equivalent to if Q had allowed Picard to resurrect Tasha in exchange for killing Worf.

Dash_Harber posted...
She literally stopped the whole thing the second it was apparent it was a mistake. Just like Picard.


She didn't stop anything, Chakotay had to storm in with a rifle to save him at the last second. She was going to let him die.

Dash_Harber posted...
Such interference includes introducing superior knowledge, strength, or technology to a world whose society is incapable of handling such advantages wisely.


You mean like a society that would use the technology create lifeforms in order to use them for bloodsport? What part of Hirogen society makes you think they'd live up to Federation standards for trading advanced technology?
TopicPicard used to be my favorite, but as I get older ...
Duck-I-Says
09/06/17 1:06:27 AM
#22
Dash_Harber posted...
Would have been much more heroic if she gave it to the Kazon, right?


What? That's completely random. She could have given it back to Captain Braxton when they met him again literally at the end of the episode which is exactly what they should have done.

Dash_Harber posted...
Not against the Prime Directive. They are allowed to share technology, just not technology that is used for weapons. Also, again, her crew is top priority. It was the only way to secure peace.



Not true: http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Prime_Directive

"Providing knowledge of technologies or science"

They would likely need permission from the Federation government to trade technology. Ironically, even Janeway expresses regret at one point for giving them the technology, but only after it bit her in the ass. She's only concerned about such things when they effect her negatively.

Dash_Harber posted...
... Until she realized they were sentient. Just like how Data and Picard were totally okay with the mining drones being slaves until they realized they were sentient.


Nope the Doctor told her outright and she ordered him to shut up and then continued pursuing them ("You wouldn't even be considering this if they were flesh and blood!"). I'm not sure how you missed that, The Doctor defected because of that and it was a large part of the storyline.


Dash_Harber posted...
Mostly because he would have effectively died if she didn't.


Except later after Seven told Janway she had violated his rights letting him work through it is exactly what they did and he got through it.
TopicPicard used to be my favorite, but as I get older ...
Duck-I-Says
09/06/17 1:06:17 AM
#21
Dash_Harber posted...
And if she had gotten the entire crew killed by both sides, everyone would be dead.


Which is something a Starfleet captain needs to be prepared to do over committing treason and attempted genocide. Other captains were prepared to self-destruct the ship over much smaller things. Besides they could have also gone around Borg space (they talked about that in the episode), but she decided she'd rather commit treason to save a few years.


Dash_Harber posted...
No. Letting Tuvix live would have been murder of two people. The whole thing was controversial and she didn't exactly get excited about it like everyone likes to pretend.


What the hell kind of backwards logic is this? He was created by an accident, not deliberate killing. They were already gone at that point. She revived the two other crewmembers by literally murdering a new and sentient life form. That isn't the slightest bit comparable. She murdered him, even the doctor refused to participate. There's no way around it.

Dash_Harber posted...
IIRC, she had no choice in that. It was him or their ship.


She didn't try very hard to avoid murder even Tuvok called her irrational and insisted they could find another solution to which Janeway threatened to relieve him of duty. If she wants to commit murder to achieve her goals then she needs to be prepared to face the consequences when she gets home.

Dash_Harber posted...
Remember when Picard attempted to use a child as a bio-weapon against the Borg? Or when Sisko attempted to 'salt the earth' by poisoning an entire planet just to get the Maquis to surrender? No, that's right. Because you like them.


Whataboutism. That aside, Picard didn't actually do it. It reflects poorly on him that he seriously considered it, but there aren't thought crimes in the Federation. Actions are punished.

Sisko absolutely should have lost his commission and gone on trial for using a dirty bomb on an inhabited planet, so nope that argument doesn't work against me. I agree.


Dash_Harber posted...
Again, sort of debatable on that one. Was a violation, but she actually tried to stop Admiral Janeway's plan. Janeway strongarmed her into it.


Umm not really. Admiral Janeway basically told her to ignore the prime directive and Captain Janeway objected briefly but when she realized she would have to make personal sacrifices on the trip home she acquiesced immediately. They then installed the future tech and flew right in.
TopicAllen completely overhauling the moderation system.
Duck-I-Says
09/05/17 8:09:00 PM
#21
Sephiroth C Ryu posted...
But nowadays there is no reason at all for topics to be archived outside of perhaps the most popular of boards. There should at the very least be a minimum cap, below which archiving NEVER happens.


It's also pretty dumb that there's a 500 post per topic limit too. It's why we have threads like "sports topic #939"
TopicDo you have tinnitus?
Duck-I-Says
09/05/17 8:04:12 PM
#22
Yes and thank you for making me aware of it.
TopicI miss Kanakiri
Duck-I-Says
09/05/17 3:59:02 PM
#20
NameNotKnown posted...
She was just as toxic as she claimed this board to be.


It was the smug sanctimony that really did it.
TopicPicard used to be my favorite, but as I get older ...
Duck-I-Says
09/05/17 3:28:06 PM
#7
Dash_Harber posted...

I don't get the promotion, but example? Tuvix incoming in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...


Not sure why you need me to find an example when you already know the most obvious one. She murdered a sentient, and entirely new, lifeform. She should lose her commission and be put on trial for that alone, but I'll humor you with some more:

High Treason
* Provided weapons technology to a active enemy of the Federation, the Borg, abetting an attempt at genocide so that she could get home a little quicker. - If the Federation still had the Death Penalty, she should honestly be at risk of it for this crime.

Murder
* Tuvix - already covered

Attempted Murder/Torture
* Agreeing to hand over Captain Ransom to an enemy for execution

* Putting an Equinox crew member in the cargo bay, tied to a chair at the mercy of an alien species that wanted to kill him. She was willing to see her gestapo tactics all the way to his death given that Chakotay had to storm in with a phaser against her orders to stop them.

* Forcing the crew to eat Neelix's cooking and making him a member of the command staff.

Temporal Prime Directive Violations
* Using Admiral Janeway's future tech to get passed the borg transwarp hub defenses

* Keeping the mobile emitter

Prime directive Violations
* Gave holodeck technology to the Hirogen

* Abetting slavery/genocide - After the Hirogen accidentally created sentient holograms, she helped them hunt down their former slaves for the purposes of execution.

Omega Directive Violations
* Told her crew the specifics of the Omega Directive, something serious enough to actually supersede the Prime Directive.

amoral but legal grey area
* Erasing the doctor's memory because of his emotional break down


This was just off the top of my head. I'm sure other people have come up with more exhaustive lists.
TopicPicard used to be my favorite, but as I get older ...
Duck-I-Says
09/05/17 5:24:19 AM
#3
Dash_Harber posted...
Also, people are way to hard on Janeway. Her writing was inconsistent, but she actually accomplished some pretty bad ass things for a captain.


They're hard on her because she's a hypocritical psychopath who should have been put in prison rather than promoted to fucking Vice Admiral above Picard.
TopicPicard used to be my favorite, but as I get older ...
Duck-I-Says
09/05/17 5:19:16 AM
#2
I've always broken down like this:

Picard - better diplomat/explorer and better peacetime captain
Sisko - better wartime captain

Basically Picard is the perfect captain for the Enterprise's mission and Sisko is the perfect captain to be in charge of the most strategic station in the quadrant. Picard would have never gotten the Romulans to join the Dominion War (he would have shut down Garak on day 1 if he even asked him for help), but Sisko would have started a war with the Romulans had he been captain of the Enterprise.
TopicTorrent websites have been getting shut down left and right the past few years..
Duck-I-Says
09/05/17 12:44:29 AM
#41
Sephiroth C Ryu posted...
Don't know much about torrent sites, but I fail to see the appeal of it for anything other than stealing large programs, and they require 3rd party programs to use anyway.


There are some legitimate uses for them as well. A lot of free linux distros distribute with torrents which outsources distribution from paid servers.
TopicDo you believe in 'fat acceptance'?
Duck-I-Says
09/05/17 12:27:57 AM
#47
I believe in treating people with respect without glamorizing fatness. A fat person is entitled to being treated like any other person, but at the same time I won't pretend like being obese is healthy just to avoid hurting their feelings.
TopicTrump's 6'4 BODYGUARD is LEAVING as people fear Donald will GO NUTS!!!
Duck-I-Says
09/05/17 12:08:59 AM
#4
He still has private bodyguards? The Secret Service is cool with that?
TopicKnown for: Largest male sexual organ
Duck-I-Says
09/05/17 12:04:23 AM
#36
Syntheticon posted...
It is? Since when?


In the real world it's a big dick, but here on the internet where we all have 9+ inch penises to go along with our 160+ IQs it's practically microscopic.
TopicNew study suggest that every US citizen should receive a '$1000' handout...
Duck-I-Says
09/04/17 11:16:59 PM
#39
Lightning Bolt posted...
5. We just ban automation. We're almost stupid enough to do it, too.


Maybe in the US, but what are the chances the whole world would do that? The military pretty much has to pursue it because the first country that perfects military AI has a huge military advantage.
TopicNew study suggest that every US citizen should receive a '$1000' handout...
Duck-I-Says
09/04/17 10:49:04 PM
#37
TheCyborgNinja posted...
The future really holds three possibilities:

1. Near-total automation requires a minimum guaranteed income to maintain order.
2. Near-total automation without compensation leads to massive civil unrest and collapse.
3. The rise of the machines gives humanity renewed focus.


4. Artificial super-intelligence supplants humanity entirely.
TopicFast food workers strike for $15 minimum wage.
Duck-I-Says
09/04/17 10:40:46 PM
#49
Nightwish posted...
Yeah they need a minimum wage increase, but $15 is simply too much for a fast food worker. 11-12 is much more reasonable especially in the cheaper states. I could see $15/hr in the more expensive states though


A single Federal minimum wage in general doesn't really make much sense when you consider the cost of an apartment in San Francisco vs Detroit. The minimum wage needs cost of living adjustments, yes, as it has been stagnant for too long but it should be indexed to local cost of living.
TopicJohn Legend is looking for White People who are FAT to play TRUMP SUPPORTERS!!!
Duck-I-Says
09/04/17 10:31:43 PM
#9
You'd have to be a pretty desperate actor to take that role. People have taken worse though I guess. I've always wanted to know just how they do casting calls when they have a character whose primary characteristic is that they're fat and ugly. Who reads it and goes "hey I'm fat and ugly and I want it to be highlighted in the role so everyone knows it!"
TopicKnown for: Largest male sexual organ
Duck-I-Says
09/04/17 5:09:07 PM
#13
RoboXgp89 posted...
i wish my d***was half as big as his


Sounds like he probably does too
TopicKnown for: Largest male sexual organ
Duck-I-Says
09/04/17 5:05:25 PM
#11
Zangulus posted...
Considering he said it literally causes him to be lightheaded due to blood loss...

LOL


Poor guy. It sounds like he had a monkey's paw and wished for a big dick. He was granted the largest one in the world, but he can barely have sex with it, his boners are half limp and he gets light headed using it.
TopicNew study suggest that every US citizen should receive a '$1000' handout...
Duck-I-Says
09/04/17 4:53:04 PM
#33
Zeus posted...
When the state owns everything and almost everything is automated, sure, *maybe* UBI will make sense.


Whatever we do, it's important that we're not reactive to the problem. Being reactive is almost always worse than being proactive and when it's an existential crisis for everyone but the upper echelons of society maybe we should consider this problem before years/decades after it happens.

Zeus posted...
However, it's worth noting that not everything will be automated and there will likely always be jobs for people because major labor market shifts bring new opportunities.


You people always just assume that we're never going to reach a point where AI outperforms humans in almost all fields. It doesn't matter to a generalized AI if there's a labor shift because a generalized AI can handle the new field as well. Hell we might even reach a point where most people can't even tell the difference between AI generated art and human generated art. I'm skeptical that even the creative types are safe. When human labor becomes obsolete, the people who own the lion's share of necessary resources become kings and capitalism becomes detrimental to the average person. The lower classes will have exactly zero leverage by that point.

If that happens, we can either choose to allow all people to live well or we can choose to allow some people to live like kings while the rest live at their mercy.
TopicNew study suggest that every US citizen should receive a '$1000' handout...
Duck-I-Says
09/04/17 2:00:58 PM
#13
Some sort of basic income is a necessity in the transition from capitalism in a fully automated society. If we stick to the status quo, things are going to get really really ugly when unemployment is 90%
TopicAre you fat?
Duck-I-Says
09/03/17 4:25:20 AM
#41
SunWuKung420 posted...
I'm 170 with 15% body fat at 5'9.5" and a 31 inch waist. According to bmi, I'm at 24.7 on a scale where 25 is the lower edge of over weight. That's not a good scale.


Did you miss the part where I admitted it doesn't work for everyone, just for most people? A single anecdote doesn't do anything to diminish my point. Also 24.7 is a normal weight, so I don't know why your anecdote even matters. It's not calling you fat.
TopicApparently NK built a hydrogen bomb of sorts.
Duck-I-Says
09/03/17 12:47:21 AM
#12
This is a great time to be living in a major West Coast city.
TopicAre you fat?
Duck-I-Says
09/02/17 9:45:20 PM
#34
SunWuKung420 posted...
Bmi is a terrible scale for everyone and needs to be abolished.


It honestly works fine for most people. I've found that the people who are usually most vehemently against it are fat people who are offended at being labelled obese/overweight. The true outliers, who are rare, like tall people and bodybuilders don't really seem to care. There are of course better scales, but most of them aren't as measure and most doctors can tell you're an outlier and it wont' work for you anyway by just looking.
TopicAnything worth watching on HBO?
Duck-I-Says
09/02/17 9:43:40 PM
#7
Rome
Deadwood
True Detective
Curb you Enthusiasm
John Adams
Band of Brothers
The Wire
The Supranos
TopicWinoa Ryder is 45...
Duck-I-Says
09/02/17 9:42:36 PM
#5
KevinceKostner posted...
Her playing spock's mom made me laugh, she's like ten years older maybe than the guy playing spock


It was like when Sean Connery played Harrison Ford's dad.
TopicWoah remember me?
Duck-I-Says
09/02/17 2:09:07 PM
#13
TheCyborgNinja posted...
Angry Joe! What's up?!


Hey remember how he's a critic who can't take any criticism? That meltdown was hilarious.
TopicWhy does everyone hate Cleveland again?
Duck-I-Says
09/02/17 3:06:10 AM
#3
HelIWithoutSin posted...
Come on down to Cleveland!



That was 8 years ago. The Cavs have won a championship since then. Much has changed.
TopicWhy does everyone hate Cleveland again?
Duck-I-Says
09/02/17 2:52:53 AM
#1
When I was there the streets were clean and nobody got shot.
TopicI miss Erk P
Duck-I-Says
09/02/17 2:49:06 AM
#18
Are you a masochist?
TopicWho do you think is in the wrong here?
Duck-I-Says
09/01/17 2:03:06 PM
#39
EvilMegas posted...
I know from experience as well. The judge called my child's mother a habitual liar during the trial and I still only have 50/50 and pay child support for some reason.


If you wanted full custody of your child then why were you born with a penis? You should having a vagina instead.
TopicAre you fat?
Duck-I-Says
09/01/17 1:58:43 PM
#30
fettster777 posted...
My BMI is like 27 and my doctor told me I need to get in shape.

But I can run 2 miles straight without stopping when I run 5Ks.

I don't know.


Get your bodyfat professionally tested. BMI works for most people, but you might be an outlier.
Topicthis claimant is 500lbs and has broken 4 chairs in my insured's hair salon
Duck-I-Says
09/01/17 4:34:18 AM
#97
Yellow posted...
Actually there's a pretty solid link between low intelligence and obesity.

The person probably doesn't even realize they've got a problem.


That's specious. There's a link between long term obesity and cognitive decline, but you still can't point to an individual obese person and say "that person is stupid because they're fat." If they've been fat for 30 years is there a good chance that they've suffered more cognitive decline than their thinner peers? Sure, but it's not a guarantee of stupidity.
TopicIs this black girl hot?
Duck-I-Says
08/31/17 3:12:26 AM
#108
Kyuubi4269 posted...
Flaming.


Yeah no shit. Falsely accusing someone of racism should also be a form of flaming as well given how emotionally charged the word has become. It's kind of amusing though that I'm apparently racist against my own ethnicity because I can't easily tell the difference between it and another very similar one. That should be more telling than anything else. People are more easily able to identify the faces of their own ethnicity than other ethnicities: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cross-race_effect

So if one ethnicity can't reliably identify itself vs another very close ethnicity you can be pretty damn sure they are legitimately extremely similar.


Kyuubi4269 posted...
Anyhow, blue and purple are similar however you can reliably differentiate them


Purple and Violet are also similar, but many people have trouble differentiating between them. Similar is a subjective measurement that falls anywhere between vaguely alike and nearly identical.

Kyuubi4269 posted...
you were implying they look the same within a reasonable margin of error, which is pretty racist.


I wasn't implying anything. I was outright saying two types of ethnic Germans and ethnic French look so similar that the overwhelming majority of people have no hope of reliably telling them apart based solely on physical appearance. Turns out when two countries share close proximity and have been intermixing for thousands of years they tend to look pretty close.

Sorry, but you're not going to shame me into agreeing with you that sky is actually green just because of your incredibly loose emotionally charged words. You can stamp your feet and scream racism all you want like a petulant social justice warrior, but that doesn't really change the truth of the situation at all. Take a group of random white French and white Germans off the streets, hide any identifying cultural trends (like different clothing styles) and don't let them speak and I bet your guesses would approach random guessing (50/50) as the number of guesses increased.

You guys can get the last word. Everything that's need to be said has been said. I'm not coming back to this topic and I'm pretty sure you're just going to cry and scream racism anyway.

RIP_Supa posted...
So hop off the tip of Zeus's dick just cause you don't know what French characteristics are supposed to look like, when my mom looks exactly like her, except light skinned.


I saw a French guy wearing a beret and carrying a baguettes. Therefore all French guys wear berets and carry baguettes! If we're going to start using anecdotes I could pretty easily run off and go find a bunch of Frenchmen who look exactly like Hitler's ideal aryan. Come on, man, you're being ridiculous. Many white ethnicities mixed with many black ethnicities can and do come out looking like this girl.
TopicWhat wage is good wage?
Duck-I-Says
08/30/17 8:11:52 PM
#19
Judgmenl posted...
What I make (75k/yr salary) isn't even enough to live on.


Yes it is. Even in San Francisco that's enough money to live on. You are horrible with money.
TopicIs this black girl hot?
Duck-I-Says
08/30/17 4:34:13 AM
#95
ESMWjot posted...
Lmao HUH!?


Believe it or not this is the same guy who claims it's easy to tell the difference between white Germans and white French and that anyone who can't is blind and/or racist.
TopicIs this black girl hot?
Duck-I-Says
08/29/17 6:57:43 PM
#88
Zeus posted...
So basically you're a little racist not hugely racist?


It's not racist to say people who look similar look similar, you moron. It really is amazing hearing this from you given how anti-leftist identity politics you claim to be in every other topic.

Zeus posted...
but more often than not you can tell by looking and, if not, by voice.


Really? Yeah if he has a heavy French accent it'd be pretty likely that he's a French person. Totally irrelevant and pointless observation.
TopicUncircumcised guys be like
Duck-I-Says
08/29/17 4:27:46 PM
#102
RCtheWSBC posted...
Only problem I see here is if she isn't cumming at all, either. Then you've truly fucked up


Hasn't been a problem, thankfully, but in my experience more women are bothered by taking too long/not cumming at all than not. I'm pretty tapped out talking about my obnoxiously insensitive dick on a public forum though, so let's focus on Rampart.
TopicUncircumcised guys be like
Duck-I-Says
08/29/17 4:12:37 PM
#98
Smarkil posted...
That's probably more to you jerking off way too much than to being cut.


Yeah heard that before. If ~once a week is too often then everyone would have the issue. Also heard about the death grip, I don't do that either.


Tropic_Sunset posted...
I've also never had a girl complain that I lasted to long, if anything I'd consider it an advantage.


Try literally not cumming during an encounter and her attitude will change.
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