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TopicITT: Post celebrities likely to die within 5 years
EverDownward
09/15/17 3:05:08 AM
#27
Ric Flair
Jack Nicholson
Vince McMahon
John Carpenter
Morgan Freeman
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TopicWorst year(s) of your life?
EverDownward
09/13/17 4:53:52 PM
#60
AdmittedFelon posted...
EverDownward posted...
2017 has ended up being pretty fucking horrific. Nothing like moving into a stranger's house and then finding out a month and a half later that they've been recording your every move and word. Nothing like being threatened with litigation over what you thought was a private conversation.

Were there cameras in the bathrooms?

As far as I'm aware, they were cameras only in the kitchen and living room.
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TopicWorst year(s) of your life?
EverDownward
09/13/17 6:54:28 AM
#50
2017 has ended up being pretty fucking horrific. Nothing like moving into a stranger's house and then finding out a month and a half later that they've been recording your every move and word. Nothing like being threatened with litigation over what you thought was a private conversation.
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TopicITT: I will give $1 for every post in this topic to hurricane relief
EverDownward
09/12/17 9:14:36 PM
#26
That's awfully nice of you, thanks.
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TopicDo you think this homeless chick from my city is hot?
EverDownward
09/12/17 1:00:13 AM
#28
That ain't no chick
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TopicI really like some chick music from the 90s
EverDownward
09/12/17 12:59:22 AM
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TopicEvery white woman should get with a black guy
EverDownward
09/11/17 5:10:29 PM
#14
AliceofInsanity posted...
eventually we will all truly become one white and black cease to exist.

Um, excuse me?? Did you just insist that there will only be one race, white, in the future? And that black people will cease to exist? Oh my god, how can you be so racist??
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TopicHas anyone else heard this remix of Smash Mouth?
EverDownward
09/11/17 5:02:12 PM
#3
miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine
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TopicWow I actually got a legitimate match on tinder after 4 months of trying
EverDownward
09/11/17 3:38:54 PM
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Xenozoa425 posted...
I'm not gonna sit here and do all the work for you dude. I'll try and throw a bone here or there, but no one will hold your hand and guide you through every step and magically solve your problems. Be thankful I even offered help and gave you a decent opening line, and thank yourself for finally coming to your senses and taking advice when appropriate.

But now, you need to get your head out of your ass and try to get to know her by striking up a half-decent conversation.

holy shit, dude. you give out an okay starter and suddenly you're standing on the world's highest soap box. lol get the fuck down.
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TopicWow I actually got a legitimate match on tinder after 4 months of trying
EverDownward
09/11/17 3:36:40 PM
#77
It's funny that she's implying being a neo-nazi is worse than being a rapist.
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TopicJim Sterling takes down YouTube's supposed good boys
EverDownward
09/11/17 1:27:09 PM
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Pewdiepie is going to kill all of Youtube. It's gonna be fucking great.
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TopicSo Pwedipie dropped the N bomb in his live stream today
EverDownward
09/11/17 1:13:28 AM
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Go_Totodile posted...
Why is stuff he's saying becoming an issue? I thought he CONSTANTLY used slurs and joked about rape years ago in his videos. Why no controversy then?

Because this is the CURRENT YEAR, mate. We're no longer back in 2012, that was sooo 100 years ago. We're enlightened and more progressive and tolerant now. We've come a long way~
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TopicSo Pwedipie dropped the N bomb in his live stream today
EverDownward
09/11/17 1:12:30 AM
#212
I think it's funny how now that Pewdiepie has said a naughty word that some of his previous viewers call him a 'manchild' when he's ALWAYS been one and defended him in the past.
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TopicTell me if I'm being a huge bitch.
EverDownward
09/09/17 6:36:31 PM
#16
Turbam posted...
Lmao at "we hanging out?"

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TopicI am honestly starting to think that nobody gives a flying fuck about Destiny 2
EverDownward
09/09/17 6:02:23 PM
#19
Because it's fucking Destiny, a grindy MMOFPS that is riding on the coat tails and legacy of a developer that did something great two gens ago.

People are fucking dumb.
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TopicWho is the hottest Nicki Minaj. Black, White, Asian or Latina Nicki Minaj?
EverDownward
09/09/17 12:34:38 AM
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Milkman5 posted...
EverDownward posted...
Who is Latina Minaj


Ana Cheri

Thanks
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TopicWho is the hottest Nicki Minaj. Black, White, Asian or Latina Nicki Minaj?
EverDownward
09/09/17 12:32:39 AM
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Who is Latina Minaj
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TopicBoy who transitioned to female at 12 changes his mind after 2 years.
EverDownward
09/08/17 1:09:21 AM
#13
John Money was a monster, and I will spit on his fucking grave if I ever get the chance.
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TopicCuphead drops in 3 weeks! what is your excitement level?
EverDownward
09/07/17 4:12:50 PM
#18
If I had a Xbox One, it'd be pretty high.
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TopicSo is this the inverse of vaporwave?
EverDownward
09/07/17 4:07:57 PM
#2
bump!
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Topicuhg my dad found my vibrator today in my apartment
EverDownward
09/07/17 4:04:11 PM
#6
*heavy gulp*
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TopicI hate ghosters like this
EverDownward
09/07/17 4:01:42 PM
#3
i'm afraid i'm going through something like this right now, but with the owner of an apartment i'm trying to rent :/
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TopicSo is this the inverse of vaporwave?
EverDownward
09/07/17 3:59:59 PM
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TopicI'm Christian, ama
EverDownward
09/07/17 3:59:19 PM
#50
I don't have a question. I just wanted to say thank you.
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TopicThis California Girl caused OUTRAGE after she made a CAKE that said KILL NAZIS!!
EverDownward
09/07/17 11:20:12 AM
#61
Has she been sued, yet? Has her bakery been shut down, yet? A tenant of the left is equality for all, after all.
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TopicHave you ever noticed that black people
EverDownward
09/07/17 1:28:41 AM
#24
Chronofan8 posted...
Have you ever noticed that black people...

To 500
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TopicThe CIA has probably hacked you already.
EverDownward
09/07/17 1:26:49 AM
#12
oh no, they've hacked into a stage iv colon cancer patient's smartphone. get in line, cia. i'm already being listened to and watched by my roommate, so you don't impress me much.
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TopicTalking about smelling a video game girl's butt is offensive?
EverDownward
09/06/17 11:08:31 PM
#19
Freddie_Mercury posted...
you hit on a mod's waifu breh

This. It's a cardinal sin to hit on a mod's waifu. You don't do it.
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TopicIf North Korea dropped a bomb on the US, how long would the war last?
EverDownward
09/06/17 11:02:36 PM
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Vicious_Dios posted...
It would be ongoing and bring about China in to the fray.

If North Korea struck first, China has said they're washing their hands of the situation. They won't be coming to their aid.
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TopicDaily reminder that if it's ok to punch Nazis, it's also ok to punch Commies.
EverDownward
09/06/17 3:12:24 PM
#219
Dash_Harber posted...
Except there is nothing inherently in communism that says 'commit genocide against innocents'.

Tell that to Stalin, Mao, and Rouge...or was that not real communism?
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TopicIf the clitoris is really just a really tiny penis then doesnt that make you
EverDownward
09/06/17 1:49:39 PM
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thanosibe posted...
If TC really wants to know, the clitoris is only the small visible part of the entire organ. Most of the rest, including a woman's G-spot is inside the vagina. So I guess if you consider that it's not small but a monster cock. Women also can ejaculate, and like men their ejaculate is not urine. So now thanks to TC's input I just had gay sex last night. Cause I touched her clitoris, put my penis inside her and let her ejaculate on me.

EverDownward posted...
apolloooo posted...
Touch posted...
Theres nothing wrong with a nice feminine penis
I love that this is a joke thread, but people honestly take this meme seriously here.

I was actually being serious.
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TopicIf the clitoris is really just a really tiny penis then doesnt that make you
EverDownward
09/06/17 1:48:07 PM
#32
DragonPick posted...
You should know that fapping to trap porn is the least gay thing there is. If you fap to gay porn, that's 2 guys, and that's 100% gay. If you fap to 'straight' porn, then that has a woman, sure, but you're also fapping to a guy, which makes it 50% gay. But a trap is like half male, half female, and thus a trap with a girl would add up to 75% girl, and thus only 25% gay. 2 women would be ideal, but that would be a lesbian relationship, which brings it around to gay again. If you fap to furry porn, then it's in a weird gray area, where if it's people in fursuits, the same rules apply, but if it's with animals, I would think it depends on said animal's sexuality. Then there's consent. If a person doesn't consent to something, but the other person does it anyway, that makes the other person stronger, and thus less gay. Let's say that means they're about 50% less gay. If it was gay rape, that means that it's now 75% gay. If it's straight rape by a man, then it's 25% gay. And, if it's trap gay porn, then that's 12.5% gay.

So technically, yes, rape trap porn is the least gay porn there is, but that's still looped in with trap porn, hence why fapping to trap porn is the least gay thing there is. I did the math and research. According to Wikipedia, the average length of a penis varies from 5.1 to 5.9 inches. I went for a safe 5.5 inches for an average. The average radius from the core center of the penis to the skin on the outside is .75 inches. From this we can roughly find the volume with pi times radius squared times height. This comes out as the average penis being around 9.72 cubic inches. Next, I found the volume of the average human adult male. I had to first find the weight, which according to Alex Schlessingerman's "The Physics Factbook" is 70kg or 154 pounds. Weight is found by multiplying an objects mass by the force of gravity, 9.81 meters per second.

After taking gravity out of the equation, the average mass of an adult human male is 70.14 kg. I then found the volume by dividing this number by the average density if a human, according to Wikipedia, 985 kg per meter cubed. The volume of the adult male was then found to be .0072516316 cubic meters. Utilizing the volume of the average penis I found earlier, 9.72 in cubed, and converting it to meters cubed, I get .0001592828 meters cubed. This means the penis is 2.19% of an adult males volume. Assuming a lack of testosterone or female hormones makes the person a female, balls ignored for ease, fucking a trap is only 2.19% homosexual. Traps are not gay.

I repeat, traps ARE NOT GAY. How idiotic do you have to be to think that they are? traps are probably even less gay than some women. I understand why some people MIGHT consider traps to be gay, but once thinking about it i don't know why people wouldn't change their mind. traps look like women. WOMEN ARE NOT GAY. IF YOU FUCK SOMEONE WHO LOOKS LIKE A WOMEN, HOW IS THAT EVEN SLIGHTLY FUCKING GAY? I can kinda see why people think having a dick makes it gay, but the dick only makes up about 0.2% of the human body. if the rest of the body is feminine, that's 99.8% straight. let me repeat, 99.8% STRAIGHT, THAT'S EXTREMELY FUCKING STRAIGHT. THERE ARE WOMEN WHO ARE LESS THAN 99.8% FEMININE, YET PEOPLE DON'T CALL THEM GAY. If you wanna fuck a woman who looks manly as fuck, I'm not gonna call you gay, but you shouldn't call me gay for fucking traps either. It makes no sense why people let a single penis ruin an entire sexual encounter, it's easy enough to ignore.

>Scott Steiner explains how traps aren't gay
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TopicIf the clitoris is really just a really tiny penis then doesnt that make you
EverDownward
09/06/17 1:37:03 PM
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apolloooo posted...
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Theres nothing wrong with a nice feminine penis

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TopicTry to guess my race based on the contents of my fridge.
EverDownward
09/06/17 2:14:19 AM
#24
philsov posted...
EverDownward posted...
philsov posted...
White, because homemade jams

He could just as easily be Slavic, they love homemade jams.


CE: Where Slavic isn't white.

Have you seen Slavs? They are truly from another world.
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TopicTry to guess my race based on the contents of my fridge.
EverDownward
09/05/17 4:45:15 PM
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philsov posted...
White, because homemade jams

He could just as easily be Slavic, they love homemade jams.
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TopicTry to guess my race based on the contents of my fridge.
EverDownward
09/05/17 4:35:32 PM
#13
USANumber1 posted...
CapnMuffin posted...
Argonian?

Nice guess, outlander.

Good job giving yourself away, Dunmer
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TopicTry to guess my race based on the contents of my fridge.
EverDownward
09/05/17 4:32:09 PM
#8
Frozen pretzels? What the fuck??
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Topichypothetical: Trump wins in 2020, what happens to the left?
EverDownward
09/05/17 4:30:39 PM
#24
The pendulum starts to slow as it begins to reach the arc of its swing. It may take a couple of decades, but the pendulum always swings back.
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TopicGot some vicodin for my tooth pain
EverDownward
09/04/17 7:50:10 PM
#47
Lost_All_Senses posted...
yemmy posted...
did you ever realize that you get less "dopesick" the more times you deal with it? like your body gets used to it?

i think being dope sick fucks up your brain a tad


Im not quite sure I understand.

He means you become more tolerant to it. I have a steady prescription of vicodin because I'm a cancer patient, and at first I could really notice a difference. But the more you take it, the less your emotional state changes. It still takes the pain away, but it doesn't make me feel that much different anymore.

I remember when I first tried three vicodin at a time. I'd only ever done two at a time before and since. It was a bad experience. It didn't really make me feel good, it made me feel sick. I was incredibly dizzy, had this really steel taste in my mouth and stomach, and my head just felt really bad. Like I said, I haven't taken that many since.
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Topicwhen did communism become so popular amongst the young and uneducated?
EverDownward
09/02/17 8:27:14 AM
#95
Excuse you, TC, communism is popular among the young and educated. They went to college, so it's pointless to argue them.
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TopicCop during traffic stop: Don't worry, "we only shoot black people."
EverDownward
09/01/17 9:53:50 AM
#98
boxington posted...
"it's just a joke" doesn't give him a pass.

he held a position of authority in part of an institution that historically treated black people poorly, and that history still lives on in the minds of a lot of black people when it comes to their dealings with the police

Dunno what you want people to say. He made a dumb joke, and then was dumb enough to say something like that in public when he clearly understands that there's a nasty stereotype and stigma attached to his uniform.
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TopicCop during traffic stop: Don't worry, "we only shoot black people."
EverDownward
09/01/17 9:46:47 AM
#92
A joke, but obviously something that never should have been said in public.
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TopicHurricane vs Nuclear Bomb whats more powerful?
EverDownward
08/31/17 6:37:27 PM
#27
Muffinz0rz posted...
Nuclear hurricane

Can...can you do that? Just put those things together?
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Topicif the US broke up and all 50 states were independent nations
EverDownward
08/31/17 5:59:32 PM
#7
My state.
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TopicAlright, millennials, what are we ruining this week?
EverDownward
08/31/17 5:56:58 PM
#28
Paperweights, dear boy! Muhahahaha!!
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TopicReal talk: You hate death metal because it's over your head...
EverDownward
08/31/17 4:13:08 PM
#50
Nah, I like death metal.
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TopicThe best part of sex is...
EverDownward
08/31/17 9:25:39 AM
#44
Arby's or broke
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