Lurker > Greenfox111

git gud and then everything will be easy mode
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i feel emptiness in my life when i realize itll take soooo long to get to the next level
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oh no he violates a rule made up by a not funny tv character
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i have a coworker who frequently smells bad and i dont say anything
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they never worked properly on my pc :(
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ty
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cuz i have a lot of money

lol i dont have to look at cheap cars on the internet to know i rich, im smart enough to know lol
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thecolorgreen posted...

We like potd because it's smaller, which makes it more likely that our posts get responded to by someone else. And we feel good about that because we're all lonely irl

yeah i think this is accurate in my case
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faramir77 posted...

DirtBasedSoap posted...

i don't listen to garbage

yeah but like

if you dont listen to it how do you know its garbage
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idc
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yeahh this is a sad topic
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i always think of jay leno when i hear jared letos name
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wtf? what is she, stupid? i read 40-50 lord of the rings length books each night when i was in 2nd grade. and i was below the reading level for my grade.
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lol what? who gives a shit? why are you all so mad?
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i have met all 3 of my wives on tinder

its not a good place to meet wives
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the way i eat its definitely gonna be a heart attack
im not overweight... yet but once my metabolism starts working against me im fucked
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more americans are working than ever before or whatever
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Smarkil posted...

Is this a meme or are you actually saying this?

that's for you to decide
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I know that most people will think I am crazy which is understandable, but I honestly believe I have the potential to be very important, perhaps even a religious figure.

I am just very, very talented at getting the things that I want. I am not a paragon of talent, I'm not a master violin player, I didn't graduate valedictorian, I'm not rich and famous or laden with accomplishments, but at such a young age I believe that my skills of self promotion and just general ability to get people to like me is invaluable. I've never been rejected by a school, I've alway without exception gotten jobs when I get interviews, I'm so skilled at problem solving, I am funny, I can get people to like me.

And to top it all off I have integrity. I don't lie to people yo get what I want, I don't backstab and I always, always try do what I believe to be the right thing. I am just able to get what I want from people while being simultaneously nice and friendly. I'm not trying to say I'm some cold calculating badass sociopath because I'm not.

I believe you that I have only just begun to understand myself. I feel that in time, I could start a new movement, an important movement. After all, it doesn't matter who you are, it just matters how the world sees you. I may become something of a god one day.
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deathkeepur posted...

ugh, put a bag on that head.

lol what
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VeeVees posted...

I am super gifted at being lazy

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yeahhh pizza's great and all, but i could go without it
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but all i ever really want to play is guild wars 2 :(
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Blaqthourne posted...

I fly my personal chef in daily to make my lunch. What option do I pick?

This, it usually costs about 2-300 dollars but now thats about 5-15 minutes of work for me so idc
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you just got yolo'd


twice
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im willing to give him up to a month for this, after all like lokarin said its not necessarily something you can do within a couple days
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i like to use viewtiful joe as my username in a lot of things but im not a huge fan of the game
mostly because im really bad at it
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is that the sonic adventure 2 logo at the bottom
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yes

also this is why i dont use shaving cream
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SmokeMassTree posted...

Dunkin doughnuts

I was at this vape store but I got there at 8:01 when they close at 8 and the bitch wouldn't let me in so I'm just going to order off the internet now and save money

Fuck em

lol why would they let you in a minute after they close?
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youre welcome
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wonder woman
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she's the leader of the organization who lived centuries using an ancient artifact
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who doesnt love smash bros
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id like to clarify that part 3 of jojo is not actually all that good
but 1 and 2 are awesome
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its fire emblem
but from this list id go with riviera
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like i can joke around and whatever sometimes with some people but mmost of the time i just never fit in with anyone ever and no one ever laughs at anything i say and anyone else in the group can say whatever nonsensical stuff they want and get huge laughs out of everyone
and its not like im saying i have some sort of superior sense of humor i just dont get how to say funny stuff

man fuck this shit, get a life everyone reading this topic itll save you trouble down the line
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your switch doesnt matter
get a life
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what the fuck is fucking wrong with you fucking weirdos liking warm drinks
youre all wrong
get off the internet and get a life
maybe itll open up your eyes
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hmm.. helly has a child and probably not much time to play video games
and yet he chooses to spend that time playing witcher 3, a game he supposedly hates

you know what I think?
I think helly likes witcher 3
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i dont really care much either way but i do prefer cold
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i could handle it until the crying and the hug and then just...
lol.
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nah you didnt
nature grew it
you just planted it and gave it some water
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helly posted...

J_Dawg983 posted...

Pretty common tbh, most of those products are low quality compared to say a PS4.

which is weird considering my first ps4 didn't work and my Xbox one I've had since launch never has any issues

besides the crashing, that is
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this would be hilarious if i could find it in myself to believe you
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ok
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7/10, the lighting is a little weird in this one, but you two are a cute couple as usual

...wait, no photos to rate??
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what a bad topic, of course i've always known what every word means
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IS TALKING LlKE THIS ALSO A POSTMODERN MEME
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its the onion part that really confuses me
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