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TopicHow many men have seen your penis?
Tsukasa1891
09/15/17 1:56:53 PM
#43
MuayThai85 posted...
Haha I just remembered another time. Shared this story here before when it happened. About 6 months ago at the Four Seasons Go-Go on Bangla Road in Phuket. Went to watch a ping pong show, my wife ended up volunteering me for their "sexy show" after they begged her (she thought it was a lotion show). Nope, it included two girls rubbing lotion over my body with theirs but. It also had one of them literally sitting pussy first on my mouth while the other gave me a blow job under a tiny towel where you would "accidentally" flash the crowd my dick. Luckily there was only about a dozen people there when happened.

Was more embarrassing than sexy, my wife got a good laugh out of it though. Thankfully both girls were hot as fuck and then we ended up going to a club with a few of the girls.

Somehow I read that as your mom.
TopicControversial GIRL Voted Most Beautiful in the World at 10 is now SIXTEEN!!
Tsukasa1891
09/14/17 10:30:57 PM
#16
TopicAs bad as you think GameFAQs mods are just remember...
Tsukasa1891
09/12/17 4:15:14 PM
#7
LIsJustice posted...
at least we aren't NeoGAF who had a pedo as one.

Could be one here for all you know.
TopicDo you think this homeless chick from my city is hot?
Tsukasa1891
09/12/17 9:12:00 AM
#41
Center_Right posted...
I've flirted with homeless people before but they get hella suspicious

Probably because they know no one will notice or care if they disappear.
Topicyou see a guy and a girl walking together...(Quiz)
Tsukasa1891
09/12/17 8:46:44 AM
#5
D. Thousand yard stare because I don't care.
TopicDeath Battle made Superman out to be a superior martial artist
Tsukasa1891
09/11/17 11:57:43 PM
#83
Giblet_Enjoyer posted...
I don't see how people in 2017 still think Supes would win. Goku literally once defeated Vegeta with a single (weak) blow and Vegeta is not exactly anything to sneeze at.


k.
TopicThat song currently in your head.... What is it?
Tsukasa1891
09/11/17 11:25:16 PM
#25
TopicThis site will go the way of the IMDb eventually.
Tsukasa1891
09/11/17 9:11:52 PM
#4
It's been a troll orgy for years.
Topicwould u pay to cuddle wit a cute girl?
Tsukasa1891
09/11/17 9:00:14 PM
#58
FFVII_REMAKE posted...
No, is rather pay extra for an escort.

Might as well.
TopicDeath Battle made Superman out to be a superior martial artist
Tsukasa1891
09/11/17 8:33:09 PM
#67
People still care about this?


soulunison2 posted...
Death battle is trash bro they're bias as fuck
TopicThis walmart cashier refused to sell you condoms.
Tsukasa1891
09/10/17 9:12:56 AM
#28
Questionmarktarius posted...
Leave, then come back with sleep-aid pills, duct tape, and vaseline.

If you don't go in dry, they will never learn.
Topicis cuckoldry the thinking man's fetish?
Tsukasa1891
09/10/17 2:48:44 AM
#12
No, it's the noodle dick two pump chump with no dignity fetish.
TopicCan anyone give me some tips for having sex?
Tsukasa1891
09/10/17 1:15:07 AM
#9
Google escorts, they will help you out.
TopicThe boogeyman is under my bed. What should I do?
Tsukasa1891
09/10/17 1:12:28 AM
#16
Tell him not to get your porn mags sticky.
TopicThis 22 y/o FEMINIST was told to wear a BRA at work!! Is She Hot??
Tsukasa1891
09/10/17 12:07:22 AM
#11
If you have to ask if someone is hot, they're not.
TopicIs it time to clear out the Highest Karma Users list?
Tsukasa1891
09/08/17 8:15:18 PM
#4
No, deal with it.
TopicI shame people with low active posts
Tsukasa1891
09/08/17 10:19:09 AM
#7
Veggeta X posted...
Admit it guys, yall are just alts.

Yep, they're all 10+ year old alt accounts.
TopicEvolutionary benefits of small dicks/titties.
Tsukasa1891
09/07/17 9:19:56 PM
#27
Sami1000 posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Less likely to have it accientially cut off by a clumsy chef carrying a large knife and then falling over?

I suppose.


Oh, mamma mia! Luigi, is such a clumsy meatball today, eh. Let Luigi make it up by giving you 30% off for all of the pizza today.

But does it come with sausage.
TopicYuna, Rikku or Lulu?
Tsukasa1891
09/06/17 11:49:24 PM
#20
Lulu.

/topic.
TopicSo there's this suicidal girl I kinda know on my facebook..
Tsukasa1891
09/06/17 9:25:54 PM
#2
Nothing. She wants attention and the more she gets, the more she's going to pull this shit. If she really wanted to kill herself, she'd do it and if she was just thinking of doing it, she'd look for real help, not from facebook friends.
TopicWould you date this chick?
Tsukasa1891
09/06/17 9:19:13 AM
#7
monkeysRfunny posted...
tBhQ81m

Don't care, would pump and dump anyway.
TopicWhy doesn't God, man, just kill the Devil?
Tsukasa1891
09/06/17 7:48:43 AM
#16
Because god created the devil to be his scapegoat.
TopicDo you think it bothers God that we elected an adulterer/fornicator POTUS?
Tsukasa1891
09/05/17 6:24:37 PM
#8
Webmaster4531 posted...
I think Trump being a white supremacist probably bothers him more.

God made us in his image.
TopicWhat's the proper reaction when your gf pressures you to put your parents...
Tsukasa1891
09/04/17 8:08:26 AM
#6
TopicFucking shit
Tsukasa1891
09/03/17 6:41:00 PM
#10


TopicHad a dream that I had sex with both my step sisters
Tsukasa1891
09/02/17 4:47:15 PM
#21
All it means is you're normal. Every guy with step a sister has dreamed or fantasized at least once, unless she was very unattractive.
TopicI honestly didn't know you're not supposed to pet service dogs
Tsukasa1891
09/02/17 10:13:45 AM
#24
Trigg3rH4ppy posted...
I feel like a piece of shit because I was loving on this dog at a fair today and the owner yelled at it saying it knows it's not supposed to approach people (it came to me, in my defense) then as we're walking away my fiancee asked if I knew that you're not supposed to pet them.

/Socially awkward moments

FTFY. Go back to first grade spelling.
Topicnow that i'm an adult, i need to watch adult shows
Tsukasa1891
09/02/17 9:31:02 AM
#6
Here you go op.

TopicIf you could send any ONE message to your 16 year old self
Tsukasa1891
09/02/17 4:39:29 AM
#80
Women don't invite guys over at 1 a.m. just to hang out, so when it happens just go for it because you will never do any better.
TopicThis woman's requirements in a mate...
Tsukasa1891
09/02/17 4:18:57 AM
#41
She needs to get a cat, it's the only thing that will ever love her.
TopicJust found a cool looking anime called "Freezing" >_>
Tsukasa1891
08/31/17 8:45:57 AM
#41
Airhammy posted...
Dustin1280 posted...
If by tear you mean get torn to shreds in seconds, then i agree.


Pretty much yeah lol

and the male and female partners are basically meant to have a sexual relationship to help with their powers so there's alot of tension between them depending on how they bond.

It's basically Pacific Rim, but with magical girls instead of giant mechs.

Let me guess, no actual sex occurs on or off screen.
Topiclol remember spoony?
Tsukasa1891
08/15/17 4:51:06 PM
#5
TopicSo if you hook up with a single mother, you automatically pay for child support.
Tsukasa1891
08/15/17 4:48:43 PM
#14
TopicMy buddy wants me to help find who egged his car and "deal with them".
Tsukasa1891
08/15/17 4:43:29 PM
#16
Apocalyptic posted...
Tappor posted...
Apocalyptic posted...
Three months ago, he wanted me to stalk some girl who blocked him and now this?

...and you continue to be friends with him?


Hey, I tried to break away but it ended in failure. Plus, I would feel bad if I up and ditched him so here I am.

You're going to feel even worse when you go to jail because he dragged you along to something you knew was stupid but were to weak to back out from.
TopicDo you put people on your ignore list?
Tsukasa1891
08/15/17 4:13:31 PM
#14
No. Block list are pointless because anything worthy of being blocked is just going to be quoted by half a dozen idiots that think they can tell the troll off.
TopicTrump is a cuck
Tsukasa1891
08/15/17 4:05:38 PM
#3
So who is his wife sleeping with, and where's the proof.
TopicDo you report people for moderation?
Tsukasa1891
08/15/17 3:54:38 PM
#11
Sometimes, but most of the time I just can't be bothered to take the time to report.
TopicIllegal immigrant in Utah raped 7-year-old girl 'thousands of times' police say
Tsukasa1891
08/15/17 3:36:37 PM
#6
So he raped her 11-12 times a day, I call BS.
TopicWhy are you afraid?
Tsukasa1891
08/15/17 2:34:11 PM
#5
She said she was 18.
TopicWhy doesn't everyone smoke?
Tsukasa1891
08/15/17 2:06:47 PM
#14
Maybe because some have seen grandma and grandpa can't do shit without dragging a oxygen tank everywhere with them.
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TopicI live in Guam. AMA
Tsukasa1891
08/10/17 9:48:09 PM
#23
assassinCrash posted...
Lonestar2000 posted...
Can I have your stuff when you die?


I'm pretty sure my stuff will be gone if I die.

If your stuff isn't in the blast radius, it should still be there, but it would be heavily irradiated and anyone taking those items would die of radiation poison.
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TopicI don't hear too much about hipsters anymore
Tsukasa1891
08/10/17 8:51:00 PM
#3
The buzz word of the week has changed to edgy or sjw.
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TopicDoes anyone still unironically advocate atheism?
Tsukasa1891
08/10/17 8:23:47 PM
#356
SSJ-JohnLennon posted...
TrevorBlack79 posted...
People who base their beliefs on reason and evidence.

But there is no evidence that there is no god.

You can't know until you up and die.

By that logic the boggy man is real because you can't prove he isn't.
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TopicIs it normal for my cat to like sniffing my armpits
Tsukasa1891
08/10/17 8:00:44 PM
#3
Cats are weird. Mine insist on pawing at the door until I let her in every time I go to take a dump.
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