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Solar_Crimson
08/31/17 6:02:51 PM
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1337toothbrush
08/31/17 6:03:45 PM
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because two fat people would make it impossible
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frozenshock
08/31/17 6:03:50 PM
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No.
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ToonLinkWithGun
08/31/17 6:03:57 PM
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Dumb bitch.
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NeonOctopus
08/31/17 6:04:27 PM
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Questionmarktarius
08/31/17 6:07:50 PM
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I seem to remember some mildly racist webcomic that covered pretty much the same thing.
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darkphoenix181
08/31/17 6:09:24 PM
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so people with nose injuries are rejected

WOW!
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lilORANG
08/31/17 6:10:18 PM
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I'd be fine with all that if she wasn't fat tbh.
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OrtegaTron
08/31/17 6:11:01 PM
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Gotta be fake. Then again, who knows anymore.
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Questionmarktarius
08/31/17 6:12:45 PM
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OrtegaTron posted...
Gotta be fake. Then again, who knows anymore.

The "CBS Sitcom ideal" (fat guy, hot wife, 2.5 children) has reversed recently.
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Turbam
08/31/17 6:13:22 PM
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Lmao
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Puglia77
08/31/17 6:13:37 PM
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KStateKing17
08/31/17 6:18:14 PM
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A couple of those things are somewhat understandable, but lol @ getting my passwords.
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LittleRoyal
08/31/17 6:18:52 PM
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What's wrong with sharing passwords for internet and phone...? I don't see why that's such an issue for you
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WilliamPorygon
08/31/17 6:21:06 PM
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Hell no. I have unreasonable standards and requirements too but at least they're in the opposite direction.
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KStateKing17
08/31/17 6:23:24 PM
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LittleRoyal posted...
What's wrong with sharing passwords for internet and phone...? I don't see why that's such an issue for you

A couple of my passwords are similar to what I use for my bank account and work related things. She's asking too much if we're just dating.
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Laserion
08/31/17 6:25:13 PM
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Unreasonable requests. At least she puts them up front, so there is actual mutual agreement, if it ever happens.
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Lost_All_Senses
08/31/17 6:28:24 PM
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LittleRoyal posted...
What's wrong with sharing passwords for internet and phone...? I don't see why that's such an issue for you


As someone who doesn't have a lock on his phone I think this is pushing it. Who starts a relationship with "I will never trust you"?
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Darmik
08/31/17 6:37:14 PM
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I wonder how many guys have left their partner to be with a girl they saw in porn.
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Offworlder1
08/31/17 6:37:29 PM
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Sounds like one ugly, controlling, insecure land whale from that.
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Link HT
08/31/17 6:38:52 PM
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/r/choosingbeggars
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Fam_Fam
08/31/17 6:40:00 PM
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some of it i was fine with. some of it seems fake.
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pres_madagascar
08/31/17 6:40:23 PM
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I would never give a lover my passwords. I'm super private. Trust is important as well. Suspicion is unhealthy.
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lob_city_3
08/31/17 6:42:24 PM
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Darmik posted...
I wonder how many guys have left their partner to be with a girl they saw in porn.

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tennisdude818
08/31/17 6:42:49 PM
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LittleRoyal posted...
What's wrong with sharing passwords for internet and phone...? I don't see why that's such an issue for you


If my wife asked for access to my email I'd give it to her. But I wouldn't have done so while dating, especially not while the relationship was brand new.
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dave_is_slick
08/31/17 6:44:37 PM
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LittleRoyal posted...
What's wrong with sharing passwords for internet and phone...? I don't see why that's such an issue for you

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pkmnlord
08/31/17 6:47:26 PM
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1337toothbrush posted...
because two fat people would make it impossible

If only that were actually true.
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HiddenLurker
08/31/17 6:49:50 PM
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LittleRoyal posted...
What's wrong with sharing passwords for internet and phone...? I don't see why that's such an issue for you

Errr at no point does your ad say that you will in turn share your passwords with your "mate" *cough*slave*cough*.
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LittleRoyal
08/31/17 6:56:03 PM
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tennisdude818 posted...
LittleRoyal posted...
What's wrong with sharing passwords for internet and phone...? I don't see why that's such an issue for you


If my wife asked for access to my email I'd give it to her. But I wouldn't have done so while dating, especially not while the relationship was brand new.

Well brand new yeah I get that. And she does say "absolutely devoted" which is a problem but I just mean that people FREAKED out about the concept of sharing passwords as soon as they see it.

Yes, is trust my boyfriend and not try to get into his phone

But if I said "hey can I use your phone for a sec?" (Maybe mine is charging, or whatever) and he was like "...why?" Then takes ten minutes doing who knows what, yeah I'd be suspicious. (Many guys tend to behave like this when I ask for their phones too. Like..what's on your phone that's so vital? I just needed the phone app anyway I wasn't about to look at your google history)

So yeah. Just being open and willing to share would give me no reason to be suspicious
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ChibiGhasts
08/31/17 7:00:16 PM
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is she trying to hook up on tumblr, do people do that
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Polycosm
08/31/17 7:01:41 PM
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Hard to tell if this is real, or just a straw-woman invented by a bitter male incel trying to cope with rejection.
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Lost_All_Senses
08/31/17 7:03:02 PM
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Polycosm posted...
Hard to tell if this is real, or just a straw-woman invented by a bitter male incel trying to cope with rejection.


So you're saying its someone from here?
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Kingbuffet
08/31/17 7:03:58 PM
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This girls standard pretty low compared to most other women
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Gamer99z
08/31/17 7:03:59 PM
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1337toothbrush posted...
because two fat people would make it impossible

Underrated part of the post
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Lost_All_Senses
08/31/17 7:07:14 PM
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Kingbuffet posted...
This girls standard pretty low compared to most other women


You don't know most other women
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PtlessAgmnts
09/01/17 5:04:45 PM
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lmao and all this for a lardass
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ClockworkHare
09/02/17 3:01:22 AM
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She just wants to stay single.

That's her right.
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Blue_Dream87
09/02/17 3:24:38 AM
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LittleRoyal posted...
What's wrong with sharing passwords for internet and phone...? I don't see why that's such an issue for you


I don't want people going through my conversations. It's especially an issue when I talk to people about personal issues, and it's disrespectful of their privacy.
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Steelix500
09/02/17 3:25:34 AM
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Fuck that bitch, she out of her fuckin' mind
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DocileOrangeCup
09/02/17 3:26:27 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
OrtegaTron posted...
Gotta be fake. Then again, who knows anymore.

The "CBS Sitcom ideal" (fat guy, hot wife, 2.5 children) has reversed recently.

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Tsukasa1891
09/02/17 4:18:57 AM
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She needs to get a cat, it's the only thing that will ever love her.
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ave1
09/02/17 9:01:26 AM
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She has standards - and isn't being unreasonable... but only date her if you:

A) think Rosie Odonnell is hot.
B) dislike porn so much that you never do porn.
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_Goggalor_
09/02/17 9:03:03 AM
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Offworlder1 posted...
Sounds like one ugly, controlling, insecure land whale from that.


This. Fat bitch is out of her mind.
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Coffeebeanz
09/02/17 9:05:27 AM
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Shit man, I'm not overweight and I'm a doctor and I have practically no requirements other than they need to at least have a college degree and not look like a Little Caesar's pizza. Also I'd never ask for my boyfriend/husband's password or look at his browser history - you don't give up all your privacy when you get married.
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Vicious_Dios
09/02/17 9:10:19 AM
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Offworlder1 posted...
Sounds like one ugly, controlling, insecure land whale from that.


Whoa, really? What gave it away? :O
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Coffeebeanz
09/02/17 9:12:47 AM
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"You must not be a mouth breather"

This one I absolutely agree with. Holy shit, mouth breathing annoys me so much.
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NeoShadowhen
09/02/17 9:15:39 AM
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lilORANG posted...
I'd be fine with all that if she wasn't fat tbh.


Pretty much my thoughts.

The asking before kissing thing is weird, but they didn't say anything about asking before ass grabbin, so we're good.

If she wants to be my porn model, that's cool. But I don't think she realizes how much work I'm gonna put her through.

The browser and passwords thing is no problem. If she thinks she can outfox me on that front I'm excited for the challenge.
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YourDrunkFather
09/02/17 9:17:31 AM
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Lol @ people being like "that's not unreasonable". Wtf is wrong with you people. These demands are so absurd that I doubt that they're even real
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SpiritSephiroth
09/02/17 9:19:43 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
OrtegaTron posted...
Gotta be fake. Then again, who knows anymore.

The "CBS Sitcom ideal" (fat guy, hot wife, 2.5 children) has reversed recently.


Except the fat guy usually provides for the whole family.

These land whales don't give shit back to anyone usually.
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ClockworkHare
09/02/17 5:18:54 PM
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LittleRoyal posted...
What's wrong with sharing passwords for internet and phone...? I don't see why that's such an issue for you

Oh it's simple.
See this is a case of a woman demanding the passwords of the man she's dating.

Still don't see a problem?
Okay, try switching the genders: a man demanding the passwords of the woman he's dating.

You still don't see how both instances are controlling as fuck..?
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