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| Topic | Boy who transitioned to female at 12 changes his mind after 2 years. |
| masterpug53 09/08/17 2:27:15 AM #90 | GreatEvilEmpire posted... masterpug53 posted...Lost_All_Senses posted... Lmao, it truly never ceases to amuse when people on a gaming site show their asses by not getting my username. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Boy who transitioned to female at 12 changes his mind after 2 years. |
| masterpug53 09/08/17 2:15:17 AM #83 | Lost_All_Senses posted... GreatEvilEmpire posted... What a day for usernames matching quality of posts. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | TRUTH: People that would save an animal over a human are scum. |
| masterpug53 09/07/17 10:11:52 PM #16 | Meh, to me this is one of those hypotheticals where both sides talk well out of their asses and don't really know how they'd react in actuality. Objectively, yes, a human life is far more valuable than a pet's life. But I love my pets dearly and might love certain human beings less so. So my objectivism would at the very least have a heart-wrenching hiccup if faced with this hypothetical. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | would you trust a Game of Thrones dragon? if you had to be close to it? SPOILERS |
| masterpug53 09/07/17 10:02:22 PM #3 | Depends on whether or not my house or clan was aligned to the dragon's mother. Dragons can sense that, of course. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Just watched Guardians of the Galaxy 2 (spoilers) |
| masterpug53 09/07/17 9:51:57 PM #4 | DoctorVader posted... I wonder why no one on Earth reacted to Ego. They should have shown one of the Earth heroes going "wait, WTF IS THAT SHIT" I would have settled for someone shouting out 'somebody call the fucking Avengers!!' Or Deadpool sitting there quiping 'wow, that's a big blob, wonder why there's no heroes here, it's almost like the studio couldn't afford an Avenger.' --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | have you ever heard of "Icing" in college? |
| masterpug53 09/07/17 9:47:05 PM #27 | Sounds on par with the drinking game where you drink every time someone says 'fuck' in The Big Lebowski. In terms of imminent death, that is. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Kotobukiya battle outfit Chun-Li figure |
| masterpug53 09/07/17 9:05:11 PM #14 | Well this is now first on the list of 'things I would buy if I had money to burn.' --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Is futa for guys insecure with their sexuality? |
| masterpug53 09/07/17 9:01:27 PM #23 | It also works the other way, though: you want to see a girl getting plowed by the D, but don't want the rest of the male body anywhere near the pic / vid. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Princess of Japan to give up royal status after marrying a commoner |
| masterpug53 09/07/17 8:41:50 AM #33 | The guy can fix this if he just gets off his ass and finds that magic lamp. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | So Hurricane Irma might nail New England |
| masterpug53 09/05/17 10:00:03 PM #31 | snakes_righteye posted... yanksfan4247 posted...snakes_righteye posted...GOATTHlEF posted...Isn't it currently on track to weaken itself over Cuba and the remnants will either hit Florida or the Gulf of Mexico as a tropical storm? Ah yes, the good ol' 'no one should be stupid enough to live where natural disasters occur' mentality. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | The Scrubs series finale was perfect. |
| masterpug53 09/05/17 7:10:02 AM #2 | DrizztLink posted... S9 doesn't exist. You're right. The ill-advised med school spinoff still exists unfortunately, but it's easy enough to ignore. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Divorced Nicolas Cage looks MORTIFIED after flirting attempt goes HORRIBLY wrong |
| masterpug53 09/03/17 10:21:08 AM #29 | Rob Cesternino posted... More photos here: http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/femail/article-4842228/Nicolas-Cage-flirts-woman-husband-shows-up.html Looks like the husband was trying to put the moves on him. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | What mods do you run in Skyrim or fallout 4? |
| masterpug53 09/03/17 10:14:23 AM #2 | You might want to research Fallout 4's Insignificant Object Remover - apparently it can cause some serious lag and crashing due to the way it handles its object removal. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Has The Mountain ever expressed any interest in joining MMA? |
| masterpug53 09/03/17 9:10:09 AM #3 | No man-sized broadswords allowed = why bother? --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Huh. Bethesda's paid mods scheme is out already? |
| masterpug53 09/03/17 9:02:36 AM #95 | OEIO999 posted... Oh yeah, thanks for reminding everyone Obsidian made people pay for mods in NV. Nevermind the entire game, which is just a full priced expansion pack for Fallout 3. DarthAragorn posted... Lmao --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | If CE had a King in the North moment |
| masterpug53 09/02/17 10:51:48 PM #6 | Chill would be the most fitting Kingindanoff by name alone. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | *Dutch Ovens ALL of CE!* |
| masterpug53 09/02/17 10:50:03 PM #4 | You're a monster. But the monster we deserve right now. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Guess MY middle name. |
| masterpug53 09/02/17 10:24:57 PM #16 | Graham! Geddit? Insta Gra*is drawn and quartered* --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | 2017 GOTY so far? |
| masterpug53 09/02/17 10:20:10 PM #16 | Skyrim SE!!! --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Bethesda games are fun. |
| masterpug53 09/02/17 10:16:46 PM #29 | Swagnificent119 posted... Fallout 4 was lazy for a game that took 5+ years. Here's where I would disagree to a fair extent. Fallout 3 was the low point of Bethesda game development: apart from the atmospheric overload of stepping out of the Vault into the wide wasteland, that game fails on nearly every conceivable level to the point of being downright insulting. Skyrim was the epitome of their one step forward, one step back mentality, and in my opinion reeked of laziness the way Fallout 3 dripped with ineptitude. Which was why I was pleasantly surprised that Fallout 4, while still having many many flaws, actually showed me that Bethesda gave a shit for a change. You really have to understand the fundamental ways that Fallout 3 failed to see how Fallout 4 actually made some decent strides in correcting those failures, especially in the worldbuilding (I'd be happy to elaborate on some examples if someone was truly interested). And in the fields where they couldn't improve on their own, they actually shocked me a bit by very closely emulating New Vegas (or at least as best as they could) - this is especially prevalent in the main quest structure and the follower system. There are some noteworthy steps backward with 4: the dialogue trees, the over-reliance on radiant quest, etc. But considering my low opinion of Fallout 3 in general, they couldn't score any lower than a tie with 4, so I wasn't particularly disappointed with 4's shortcomings (except the Vaults: those are the biggest misstep 4 made and the only thing that 3 inarguably did better). --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Huh. Bethesda's paid mods scheme is out already? |
| masterpug53 09/02/17 9:59:04 PM #91 | DarthAragorn posted... LIsJustice posted...I love the idea of paying for different color horse armor. Should be a game changer and industry standard at this point. For comparison: >Fallout New Vegas: Gun Runner's Arsenal - 26 new weapons (not counting the 12 vanilla weapons amended to accept the new mods) - 40 new weapon mods - 27 new ammo types - 1 new perk - $3.99 release price >Fallout 4 Creation Club - a single gun - $4 --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Fuck it. Guess my middle name |
| masterpug53 09/02/17 7:30:40 PM #6 | Ortega FiestaFlats Tron. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Huh. Bethesda's paid mods scheme is out already? |
| masterpug53 09/02/17 7:28:23 PM #82 | OEIO999 posted... They are much like blind Trump supporters. most of them probably are blind Trump supporters. DarthAragorn posted... Lmao --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | I don't understand the thoughtcrime defense. |
| masterpug53 09/02/17 5:23:09 PM #12 | Verdekal posted... No, there IS such a thing as thoughtcrime... [leaves in such a hurry that I can't even be arsed to find a decent >topiclist gif] --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Remember the "wrestling" scene in season 8 of Always sunny? |
| masterpug53 09/02/17 5:19:51 PM #2 | PK_Spam posted... And people still say that Mac being gay came out of nowhere. Anyone who actually says this lacks the observational capacity necessary to operate a TV or viewing device in the first place. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Did you like the first Avengers movie? |
| masterpug53 09/02/17 4:50:49 PM #11 | I thought it was pretty good when I first saw it, but nothing phenomenal (apart from a movie of that logistical scope existing in the first place, which was pretty damn phenomenal). 'Puny God' singlehandedly made the movie. I rewatched it about a month ago for the first time since seeing it in theaters, and my opinion of it improved somewhat. I actually liked Age of Ultron better when I first saw it, but I was probably still riding high on the wave of renewed interest in Marvel movies that Winter Soldier and GotG gave me. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | How did changing the name from Uranus to Urectum get people to stop making jokes |
| masterpug53 09/02/17 4:31:47 PM #5 | And now all of the sudden, teaching children about Urpoopchute lands you on a national registry. Obama's America. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Starting GoT S7 E6. |
| masterpug53 09/02/17 4:27:22 PM #4 | The Pokewight plan was very, very stupid. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Which is worse: Forced stealth gameplay or forced escort missions? |
| masterpug53 09/02/17 3:18:43 PM #29 | KainWind posted... Garioshi posted...Realforce posted...Stealth is fun for me This. The Gerudo fort remains one of my favorite segments of the game (but my KO fetish is no-doubt leaning heavily on my bias in this case). And of course it's no contest when compared to forced escort missions. Those have ruined entire games for me (looking at you, Tactics Ogre: Let Us Cling Together). --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Can Rick from Ricky n Morty take any notable hero/villain from DC Or Marvel? |
| masterpug53 09/02/17 3:15:21 PM #19 | vbty3 posted... Rick was And he would have died an incredibly embarrassing death were it not for a very convenient pop-up thunderstorm. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Is it safe to say Final Fantasy 9 is better than Final Fantasy 7 and... |
| masterpug53 09/02/17 3:06:52 PM #27 | FF9 gets a lot of internet praise over the other PSX games for having a good amount of polish and not having any glaring flaws. This gives people the ability to profess their fondness of it without having to worry about defending it. While it is an excellent game, it plays things safe in way too many categories, relying on tried-and-true settings and gameplay mechanics in a series that is normally (and imo, should be) about innovation. FF 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 10, and 12 (to name the ones I've played) take considerable risks in their design, from plot points to combat design. I always appreciated this because, succeed or fail, it provided the one thing that drew me into the franchise: creativity. The downside to this is that, through their missteps, most or all of these games provide detractors with plenty of fuel with which to burn them. I'm not saying that FF 9 is bereft of creativity - it's a FF title, for goodness sake. But apart from maybe the design of Lindblum and Kuja's thong, nothing about 9 really surprised me or upended my expectations. The I definitely enjoyed the game all 4-5 times I played through it, but for me it was a bread-and-butter experience compared to the other FF titles. So I can't begin to call 9 the best in the series or even on the console when - while a very solid and polished game - it failed to stir me to the emotional and spiritual heights that the other games in the series did. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | GotG Vol 2 was alright |
| masterpug53 09/02/17 2:29:00 PM #6 | At least as good as the first IMO, possibly surpassing it. I had my reservations going into it, but as soon as 'Brandy' started playing in the opening scene, I had a gut feeling that the movie would turn out to be a winner. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Huh. Bethesda's paid mods scheme is out already? |
| masterpug53 09/02/17 12:53:19 PM #76 | CookieMarvin posted... also how you gonna call yourself intellectually superior to anyone when you can't differentiate between homophones? OEIO999 is your typical contemporary Bethesda diehard: he can't see the lack of depth in his own analyses the same way he can't see the lack of depth in the very thing he's analyzing, and of course gets immediately defensive / belittling when forced to confront his shortcomings. I made the mistake of arguing with one a couple weeks ago who was thoroughly convinced that Skyrim's Miraak was a deep and meaningful character. Couldn't find a better examples of the Dunning-Kruger effect in action. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | So the bethesda creation club forces you to download ALL files no matter what? |
| masterpug53 09/02/17 12:26:57 PM #4 | Sexypwnstar posted... Probably just a design flaw, will probably be removed. Still waiting for them to remove the arbitrary 150 mod cap, which was apparently just an aftereffect in their attempt to fix crashing in Skyrim SE load order menu. As far as arbitrary limits go, the 2 / 5 gb data cap was already more than sufficient, and the total-mods cap trashes smaller tweak mods' chances of earning a coveted spot in the 150. Considering how much easier it would be to fix that than removing the data dump they've just done on our harddrives, I'm not holding my breath. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | WB wants DiCaprio for Joker Origins movie |
| masterpug53 09/01/17 4:11:45 PM #36 | myztikrice posted... AlisLandale posted...People over-state the Joker origin thing. It'll never happen, but it might be fun if they start the story in media res, have Mr. J flash back to three or so different pre-Joker origin stories over the course of the main plot, and then let the audience pick which one they think fits best. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Things are worse than EVER! |
| masterpug53 08/29/17 11:38:15 PM #7 | They wun't wurk fur eh fhhhhulleechk. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | how do you solve the time-travel loop plothole in time-travel stories? |
| masterpug53 08/29/17 11:35:16 PM #5 | I did. If you travel back in time to convince yourself to not add time-travel shenanigans to your story, it will be as though it always happened this way, and thus your bad idea to add time-travel never existed. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Hey guys look at this pic of a medium rare bison burger i ate a few months ago |
| masterpug53 08/29/17 11:33:30 PM #4 | A symbol of the West's fading majesty gave its life so you could take this picture. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | how do you solve the time-travel loop plothole in time-travel stories? |
| masterpug53 08/29/17 11:31:33 PM #2 | Travel back in time to prevent yourself adding time-travel shenanigans. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Things are worse than EVER! |
| masterpug53 08/29/17 11:26:15 PM #3 | That may be. But the night is always darkest before the sun-come-up-time. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Man Donald Trump will never be impeached. |
| masterpug53 08/29/17 8:54:37 PM #9 | On the other hand, Manchild Donald Trump is not long for the Oval Office. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Super Troopers 2 teaser |
| masterpug53 08/28/17 5:51:28 PM #14 | TheBiggerWiggle posted... I'm tired of this trend of sequels that are 10-15 years too late. Judging by the trailer, I'm pretty hopeful this'll be the one to break the streak of awfulness. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | literally a new Game of Thrones episode tonight and no topic about it *spoilers* |
| masterpug53 08/28/17 2:37:44 PM #328 | I'm glad I read the last few pages of this topic first. Now I know not to waste time in it. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Favorite song by the Beatles? |
| masterpug53 08/24/17 11:12:09 PM #8 | My Sweet Lord. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Super Mario Odyssey sweeps Best Of Gamescom awards |
| masterpug53 08/24/17 11:11:02 PM #17 | AlternativeFAQS posted... Milkman5 posted...These kinds of awards are completely meaningless In this case they're super-duper meaningless, since I was gonna buy Odyssey long before reading this topic. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | James Cameron calls 'Wonder Woman' a step backwards for women in Hollywood |
| masterpug53 08/24/17 11:04:32 PM #12 | “Sarah Connor was not a beauty icon. She was strong, she was troubled, she was a terrible mother, and she earned the respect of the audience through pure grit,” he said. “And to me, [the benefit of characters like Sarah] is so obvious. I mean, half the audience is female!” Meh, I didn't need James Cameron to tell me that women being good-looking and being respectable are mutually exclusive things in Current Year. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Do you think poke-sexual is a problem in the Pokemon world? |
| masterpug53 08/24/17 9:21:50 PM #3 | ^worth reading for the ending. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
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