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TopicDrinking topic 123: Thats how you count stuff.
ComfortablySad
03/07/22 6:59:35 PM
#65
Smackems posted...
Caffeinated seltzer

Oh man I'd be blitzed after 2 of those. I beat MTPO without getting hit. Ask me anything.

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TopicWait USA doesn't have anti Nuclear Grid?
ComfortablySad
03/07/22 6:56:20 PM
#6
So for more info. Modern nukes break apart in orbit to form dozens of smaller nukes.

Say a 10 megaton (1000 Hiroshimas) nuke is launched at New York. Once it gets in orbit with a reentry trajectory to hit New York it'll break apart into like 20 nukes that all spread out to hit all over New York. So even if 10 missiles are sent to intercept it some nukes will get through and kill everyone.

Also, countries have like 10,000 nukes like that so it's not remotely possible to shoot them all down.

:)

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TopicWait USA doesn't have anti Nuclear Grid?
ComfortablySad
03/07/22 6:50:22 PM
#5
No one does. People underestimate how fast ICBMs fly.

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TopicDrinking topic 123: Thats how you count stuff.
ComfortablySad
03/07/22 6:45:56 PM
#61
What's everyone's drink of choice? I like cheap whiskey because it makes my stomach hurt and gives me the urge to dilute the fire in my belly with food which in turn makes me fat.

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TopicI'm afraid my closest friend might be losing or has already lost her mind.
ComfortablySad
03/07/22 6:40:32 PM
#23
Heartomaton posted...
I really don't want to cut ties with her, but I also hate seeing her like this. She has gone without sleeping for days at a time multiple times in the past, but it's never been like this, to my knowledge.

I hope, hope, hope, it's just mania like others have said and she'll crash soon.

I spent literal days listening to my friend while gently pointing out things that didn't make sense. I used my yearly free pysch sessions provided by my insurance to get advice from a professional to guide me on what to do but nothing worked...

Best of luck random CE poster. Mental illness is a bitch.

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TopicITT: Blessed images
ComfortablySad
03/07/22 6:28:55 PM
#2
What's this from? Phillip looks just like Butters.

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TopicI'm afraid my closest friend might be losing or has already lost her mind.
ComfortablySad
03/07/22 6:20:45 PM
#5
This hits home... A close friend of mine also went off the deep end. She was sending me between 50 and 100 text messages every morning with secret info on how the COVID vaccine was killing billions, about how 5G controls your mind, how lizard people rule the world, and how clones are everywhere.

Tried everything I could for 6 months to help her but I failed. Cut contact with her as a new years resolution because I was getting severely depressed.

I feel guilty as fuck, especially because she has a daughter who is going to be screwed up beyond belief... Some people can't be helped.

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TopicThe Last of us part 2 user critic score: 5.7
ComfortablySad
03/07/22 6:14:39 PM
#39
Lot of troll reviews.

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TopicI enjoy dark, that's just wrong humor.
ComfortablySad
03/07/22 6:11:15 PM
#6
Umbreon posted...
I never saw dark humor and racist humor to be the same.

That's why I added the "that's just wrong" category. Dark humor is different, IMO.

I find it odd that some folks have no issues with dead baby jokes but want you ostracized if you laugh at a joke about a racial stereotype.

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TopicMade some chili
ComfortablySad
03/07/22 6:06:33 PM
#8
No noodles? Nice! Pure chili.

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TopicI enjoy dark, that's just wrong humor.
ComfortablySad
03/07/22 6:03:33 PM
#1
Which means I often find racist jokes funny. Should I jump off a bridge?

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TopicLast price you laid for gas?
ComfortablySad
03/07/22 6:00:19 PM
#3
Never sold ass for gas. Even if prices tripled I'd be spending a whopping $30 more a week.

And to answer your question, $4.29

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TopicRussia using banned butterfly mines in the war.
ComfortablySad
03/07/22 1:04:45 PM
#7
BilalPowell posted...
The whole idea of war crimes is kinda silly. It's ok to drop big bombs during a war but not little butterfly bombs? Just make it all illegal

It's because mines can blow up kids twenty years after the war has ended. Oh, and Russia is mining the retreat route civilians are expected to take.

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TopicRussia using banned butterfly mines in the war.
ComfortablySad
03/07/22 1:02:55 PM
#4
When Russia loses, Ukraine should use the Russian POWs to clear the mines.

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TopicWould you date a girl who can control the weather but likes the rain?
ComfortablySad
03/07/22 1:00:01 PM
#3
Probably not. I like golf and golfing in the rain sucks.

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TopicHow do you deal with extreme boredom at work?
ComfortablySad
03/07/22 12:54:56 PM
#5
Podcasts, audiobooks, browse the web.

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TopicRecently Got Back Into Bowling
ComfortablySad
03/07/22 12:53:13 PM
#3
You should Google Jason Belmonte and copy his technique. Revolutionized the sport.

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TopicI watched Lawrence of Arabia, all 3 and a half hours of it.
ComfortablySad
03/07/22 10:55:50 AM
#2
He should have just run that kid over.

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TopicLet's write a country song one post at a time
ComfortablySad
03/06/22 10:03:21 PM
#3
When a craving to eat my sister's pussy struck...

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Topici was peeing in the walmart urinal and this guy walked in and asked how i was
ComfortablySad
03/06/22 9:57:01 PM
#7
Should've dropped trow to the floor and done your best to weird him out. That's what I'd have done to amuse myself. Might even have given my wang a few pumps and said that's how I get the last pee drops off.

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TopicA friend of my brother stomps his foot to cover the sound of his farts.
ComfortablySad
03/04/22 6:50:11 PM
#1
He's almost 40 so it's inconceivable that no one told him this technique is doing the exact opposite of what he wants but I guess it's possible.

Should I tell him that stomping while dropping ass just makes everyone turn and look at the guy stomping while dropping ass?

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TopicAsk me, an evil trans woman, anything*!
ComfortablySad
03/03/22 11:57:32 PM
#45
Jeff AKA Snoopy posted...
I actually know this one! Human being surrendered (at least the UN) to the machines and I believe it was a condition of their surrender to the machines that they still have some semblance of life.

Is that in the book the movies were based on or something?

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TopicDo you think homophobia is bad
ComfortablySad
03/03/22 11:55:39 PM
#6
Yep.

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TopicAsk me, an evil trans woman, anything*!
ComfortablySad
03/03/22 11:51:45 PM
#43
Why don't the machines in The Matrix just keep everyone comatose? What's the point of sticking everybody in some immensely complicated MMO virtual reality when they're batteries?

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TopicChicago is beautiful
ComfortablySad
03/02/22 9:13:11 PM
#13
RemixRBG posted...
I really recommend the Willis (Sears) Tower, and the Institute of Art Museum

Loved both but I've run into a lot of weirdos outside the Institute of Art.

One guy followed my GF into a public bathroom. Another called himself "Johnny BeGood" and kept saying he never lies or steals while attempting to give me a hug.

Finally, on a nearby street, a big bearded guy came out of nowhere and pushed me against the window of what turned out to be a pet store, screamed "that's my cat!" while pointing inside, and run into traffic getting bumped by a car. Took out his legs while landing on the hood. He then told the driver to fuck off and ran away.

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TopicKetchup on scrambled eggs
ComfortablySad
03/02/22 9:07:35 PM
#59
Never.

Tabasco or salsa.

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TopicHow do you look at another human being and not see the ape?
ComfortablySad
03/02/22 9:00:44 PM
#15
When they speak intelligently their appearance changes.

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TopicScrew Batman, you all should watch Death Wish 3
ComfortablySad
03/02/22 10:16:27 AM
#4
Southernfatman posted...
If you can't enjoy the absolute cheesy goodness of it, I don't know what to tell you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5aqQ6fqNxQ

"I owed you that one dude!"

Great moment! Bill should have kept partying with Ted instead of resorting to street thuggery.

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TopicScrew Batman, you all should watch Death Wish 3
ComfortablySad
03/02/22 10:04:18 AM
#1
That movie is ridiculous.

It stars Charles Bronson who comes to a crime ridden town to visit his old war buddy and ends up murdering hundreds of 1980's street punks. He literally mows them down with a machine gun meant to be mounted on a tank while old ladies and one black kid who's always hiding behind stuff cheer him on. The punks are mostly unarmed too since guns are illegal there (some have bike chains though and one guy has a plunger).

Also stars Counselor Troy from Star Trek Next Generation but she gets raped and dies from a broken arm which is sad.

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TopicGuess da temperature da above poster has deir A/C on
ComfortablySad
03/01/22 11:04:08 PM
#3
68.

Mine is set to 60F 15.5C. I like it cold.

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TopicMy bare ass has been rubbed on every surface in your home.
ComfortablySad
03/01/22 10:42:13 PM
#5
Why? Followup, how do you know you haven't missed a spot?

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Topic?which takes more knowledge, pro racing, or pro video games?
ComfortablySad
03/01/22 9:01:36 PM
#4
Let's see. One requires learning a lot about steering and the other possibly thousands of programs.

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TopicITT: post toys you used to have as a kid
ComfortablySad
03/01/22 4:16:43 PM
#172
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/1/0/AAEdO_AAC-66.jpg

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Topic13 year old boy died because he was too fat for hospital to treat him.
ComfortablySad
03/01/22 3:53:03 PM
#4
LordFarquad1312 posted...
Lock the parents and throw away the kid.

They'll probably bury him.

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TopicWhen they speed run using glitches....
ComfortablySad
03/01/22 3:51:11 PM
#8
Trumble posted...
I kinda feel like there's a difference between "skip the entire damn game by invoking something that jumps directly to the credits" vs using something like, say, the "impossible bullet" glitch in Commander Keen 6.

EDIT: There's GIFs of it (yes, GIFs lmao) on this page: https://keenwiki.shikadi.net/wiki/Impossible_Bullet_Trick

Yeah kind of. Though if it's used to skip most of a level I still don't like watching it. Take Sekiro for instance. There's a spot you can clip through the environment and swim 5 minutes through some garbage looking glitch world to bypass a ton of the game. I have zero interest in runs like that.

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TopicWhen they speed run using glitches....
ComfortablySad
03/01/22 3:37:47 PM
#5
I hate that too. Worst are game end glitches.

Yay! Someone found a bug that shows the credits right away. /s

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TopicMedia's insidious racism exposed in Ukrainian crisis coverage
ComfortablySad
03/01/22 2:30:16 PM
#6
SomeGuyUO posted...
https://youtu.be/AF7cNiyx7XY

I missed the clips of "Christian, white, middle-class" stuff. Yeah, that's pretty fucked up.

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TopicC/D: It should be the law in the USA for employers to be flexible with family
ComfortablySad
03/01/22 2:19:47 PM
#21
C

It won't happen though. USA is business first peasants second.

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TopicWhat are your honest thoughts on War?
ComfortablySad
03/01/22 2:17:04 PM
#3
Too simple. Bored me to death even when I was a little kid.

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Topic40 mile long Russian military convoy hundreds of tanks/artillery headed to Kyiv
ComfortablySad
03/01/22 1:13:07 PM
#83
Neat. Can't wait for the news that they all got droned or strafed by jets.

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TopicHow is Wall Street still standing?
ComfortablySad
02/24/22 2:51:50 PM
#21
Saxon posted...
Can anyone confirm or deny that gas prices just today went up an additional 25 cents a gallon.

If they did it's due to speculation not scarcity and essentially is a cash grab. Same shit happened after 9/11.

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TopicHow is Wall Street still standing?
ComfortablySad
02/24/22 2:49:16 PM
#19
Actual answer is that Russia and Ukraine don't really matter economically. Russia has a smaller economy than Canada and is effectively a desolate gas station. Ukraine is even smaller.

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TopicPick the number I'm thinking of between 1-100
ComfortablySad
02/24/22 1:27:32 PM
#31
99

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TopicTrump: Putin invaded Ukraine because of the rigged election
ComfortablySad
02/23/22 11:27:40 PM
#23
Alucard188 posted...
How did America ever allow this walking pustule into the White House? My god.

Half of us are stupid inbreds.

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TopicIs the basement the safest place for potential bombings?
ComfortablySad
02/23/22 10:36:19 PM
#8
Yes.

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TopicHow would you feel if the RE4 remake is 1st person POV?
ComfortablySad
02/23/22 4:39:54 PM
#6
Rather 3rd if I had to choose. Both would work too, obviously.

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TopicDrinking Topic 120: With Walters blessing, I give y'all this here drinking topic
ComfortablySad
02/23/22 3:42:38 PM
#24
I'm at work but plan on drinking some whiskey and watching Oz later. Anyone here remember Oz? I didn't watch it when it first aired but season 1 hooked me. Almost quit early in season 3 because it became ridiculous but the same ridiculousness has kept me watching 8 episodes into season 4 so far.

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Topic/Me, an alien, dropped into your room. How would you acquaint me with earth
ComfortablySad
02/21/22 1:23:19 AM
#6
AlCalavicci posted...
Yes let's say I automatically download any language that you speak but can't download anything else (other than basic motor function and whatnot). So I need to know how to fit in and be a normal person

I'd give you a laptop and show you 4chan. In a few days I'd return to see what you've learned about humans.

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Topic/Me, an alien, dropped into your room. How would you acquaint me with earth
ComfortablySad
02/21/22 1:15:50 AM
#3
Do you inexplicably know English? If not, I'd start by showing you evidence that I know the Pythagoream theorem and that I know what planet I'm on in reference to the sun.

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TopicWhy is every black guy in fiction named 'Cleveland'?
ComfortablySad
02/21/22 1:12:04 AM
#3
Some are also named Portland.

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