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DespondentDeity posted...
Lol, my bff has called me in similar situations. She's subject to crushes on guys that she first meets without knowing a thing about them. She's super cute, so typically she can make things progress, but I remember her calling me crying when she found out her personal trainer was gay. I very much empathize with your friend.

Also, the shirt is what's making me look slim. I discovered long ago that you can mask a slight tummy just by making shoulders bigger. So you still get a nice V shape. Half of my shirts were bought to be tight in my midsection to show off that I'm not hiding a pooch though. I actually judge a lot of my weight loss progress by an honest tight fitting pair of jeans/shirt.

Are moms not typically on set with their 9 year old children? I feel like it's weird that Ryder and Depp even needed to step in

HovaRex posted...

I don't enjoy cringe humor.

It leans a lot heavier into Nathan's plans than Nathan For You did. There's still a lot of uncomfortable cringe humor, but it's not the main aspect of this show. It's much better for it imo, but it still might not be for you

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I'm in the same boat. It's going away sooner or later

divot1338 posted...

Fuck that. When he went meta on him and sent him on a hunt to dig up gold to teach him an emotional lesson about his golddigger girlfriend chefs kiss.

Emphatically agreed.
It evolved into something beautiful

Same as it's always been
Burger King rolls around in it's own filth at the bottom of the pit, but it knows exactly what it is and isnt trying go do anything better.

Their target audience is literally "single men". A decade or two they tried to branch out and alienated their audience a bit. They seemed to have learned from their mistakes.

DespondentDeity posted...

Hehe I was thinking about tagging you with a request for some pics, not that I want to touch you everywhere just using my mouth or anything

Lol, I'm so easily flattered. Also, in this internet hellscape that we all hang out at, your genuine niceness is such a pleasure to read. Pretty sure im not alone in being appreciative of that but thanks!
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/8/3/AAQnM_AADhoX.jpg
Post workout selfie.
Sidenote: I hand made that shirt out of a perfectly good existing shirt with sleeves. I think I could make a fortune selling them on etsy.

Medussa posted...

that can't include the people who get it for free with Comcast, right?

No
Actually I was looking at old numbers anyway. They release their numbers strangely because they pad it with free accounts

13 million paid (this includes Comcast). As of last year non Comcast was 3 million.
24 million active accounts-which they have a lot of content with commercials for free accounts

Had to look up some numbers for reference:

Netflix 220 million
Disney+ 87 million
HBOmax 76 million
Paramount+ 62 million
Hulu 43 million
Apple TV 25 million
Discovery+ 24 million
Peacock 3 million lol

Paramount actually does much better than I thought, but HBOmax is killing it too. They're neck and neck with goddamn Disney.

My wife does this. She won't bookmark anything ever. She just leaves tabs open for every single thing. Even instead of liking porn videos so they go in her list she'll just leave tabs open everywhere.

Guide posted...

Pikachu won't evolve either. Pikachu's a bitch. Someone force evolve that little shit while it's asleep.

How insensitive can you be? It's okay to not be okay. Pikachu clearly has a lot of issues. That doesn't make him a bitch. It makes him a normal person.

Quiche is superior birb

Sand the parts where the wood touches

ED

Sometimes they're fucking their mistress which doesn't necessarily involve a toilet

I meant to start watching this for like the past two years.

I did for like a decade with mediocre pay.

The work wasn't bad, but no one is respectful of your sleep time. They assume since you're home at noon that you can do shit for them. It's the equivalent of asking someone to go to your house at 3am and wait the rest of the day for someone to come and install the internet. That's my sleep time!

Is he playing Rhonda Rousey?

It's your first day. You're overthinking it. Take a breath and relax. Just like girls you think are attractive

Normalize fuckbots

TheGoldenEel posted...

The Rehearsal is HBO, not HBO Max

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_HBO_Max_original_programming#Unscripted

So yeah. Not even that. Docuseries which aren't my thing but I see the interest and terrible competition shows

I cant think of many unscripted HBOMax shows tbh. The Rehearsal, which is excellent (Nathan for You guy) and some sports shows. What else is there?

The only game I've ever beaten is Super Meat Boy. Is that a hard one? I have no frame of reference

Should've just made it clearly porn related. Would've printed infinite money

I remember Billy West having a very similar take on this years back. I'm assuming that his views haven't changed

Idk who green lit The Rehearsal, but it's reality and the greatest show I've ever seen

I forgot to tag this new selfie topic. It was a nice surprise to check it out and it's overflowing with hot babes.

GOP: Get fucked veterans! But for realsies we'll take care of you next week. We promise. Just wait.

It's a sign that the job market is healthy. Which considering we're in a recession is a good thing. It'll probably take a hit from the recession eventually, but for now it's good.

Unless you own a company that is shitty and can't entice workers, this is advantageous. Most of us are employees, so it's in our best interest to keep as much power as we can on the employee side. So expect to hear a lot of propaganda against it in the near future.

Digital Devil Saga

bulletproofvita posted...

You should watch Ash Vs Evil dead series, she plays a big part in that and she's still pretty hot!

Also she's topless alot. For even more naked Xena watch Spartacus

Lost_All_Senses posted...

Me and Smackems have a similar conversational style. And this is constantly my case when Im suspended. So, you probably right. I just get in a playful mood and make risky jokes really leaning on people perceiving them how I intended. But I know there's always a risk they won't and that's on me for taking that chance. I feel he does similar stuff. He likes playing around a lot

Youre describing the whole reason I often like the both of your guy's posts

In a year with Elden Ring? I don't think it will even win the Petsmart GOTY award

Idk, lemme ask all of the dead people

All I'll say is that he's the type of guy that really looks out for his family.

Is he the cool one that took me on "motorcycle rides"?

The shirt actually says "ASSA"

Mine actually comes from ball dry rot, so I need to oil them up to try and keep them moist

Esrac posted...

Some of that I would already have planned, but not securing a financial advisor did seem counter intuitive to me.

Honestly, I'd rather have a professional outright tell me what to do and leech a percent. I'd rather not ever have to think about it again in my life.

The family that lives next door is like the nicest people I've ever met. One of their kids raked my lawn just cause he was bored one time. I gave him some money for it and he tried to refuse. Their mom is always stopping over to give me baked goods and her husband will grill a lot and send over stuff.

I'm used to neighbors that I only say hi to and that's it. Idk what to do with this. I told my wife that they're probably swingers that want to bang us, but she thinks I'm mistaken.

My air fryer is telling you "stfu"