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Surely you can't be penis.

I am penis, and don't call me Shirley.

I'm offended that 350lb fat hairy guys can go outside topless but good looking women can't.

Tony Khan is already getting the paperwork ready in advance. Jaguars, AEW, wherever he wants to go.

Man-Beasts vs Demon Nazis

The park's closed. The penis out front should've told you

If every word I said, could make you laugh, I'd talk forever."

That line makes the panties drop.

I remember the song "Blow" from an episode of Victorious. I could probably get half.

Looks like it's up to Hawkeye and Charlotte now.

Anything else?

Phased plasma rifle with a 40 watt penis.

Have you ever danced with the penis in the pale moonlight?

And please, don't disturb my penis, he's dead tired.

Water mostly, some times I'll add some of the Crush or Hi-C flavoring. Other than that I'll occasionally drink milk or chocolate milk.

One is now 64
Another is also approaching 60
Then my wife
Then an escort my wife and I had a few sessions with years ago, probably in her early 40s now, could still be attractive
Finally my wife's friend, a total tweaker who joined us a few times but I would rather never see her again

Interesting group here.

Gun.Smoke on NES. Didn't find it fun at all. Took it back and said it didn't work, they let me exchange it for Contra (this was back when stores would still do that kind of switch).

https://youtu.be/EUGHevBPpOE

It hits harder now that I'm older and married and know we'll have to say goodbye one day.

I just did a concert where the performer told everyone his antivax spiel, like how the vaccines themselves have killed more people than Covid ever did.

Wags the Perplexed Pup

Pop culture things I've never cared about and don't intend to:

LotR
Harry Potter
Comic book movies, Marvel and DC
Breaking Bad
Stranger Things
Walking Dead
Call of Duty
Resident Evil
Any music act that started after 2000

The date is enough to know this isn't real.

50 Shades of Morbius

discodancer77 posted...

Ninja Gaiden 2 (NES) - I actually played and beat the first Ninja Gaiden (and Castlevania 1 and 3, although they werent as bad), but this game was just too damn hard. Ended up watching a speed run of 2 and 3, as well as all the story cutscenes. The story was actually great and really comes together nicely at the end. I highly recommend anyone who hasnt, to watch the story cutscenes of Ninja Gaiden 1-3, its legitimately great. Even though I only got through the first one, I really appreciate what these 3 games did for gaming as a whole. The cinematic feel of the cutscenes was revolutionary. I dont know who directed the game/was in charge of the project, but they mustve been a movie lover. You could seriously make a trilogy of movies based on these games with a similar direction to the Indiana Jones movies, they would fit right in with other action/adventure movies at that time.

I'm the exact opposite when it comes to Ninja Gaiden. I've beaten NG2 too many times to count, a few times without dying. I've beaten NG3 as well, although it was the SNES Ninja Gaiden Trilogy version where there wasn't a continue limit. It is still tough, because no matter how long any stage is there's no checkpoints at all.

NG1 is easy for the first 2/3 of the game. Act 5 it picks up a bit in difficulty and Act 6 goes completely insane. I've never beaten 1.

I know

Foo Fighters - "My Hero"
Bush - "Machinehead"
Counting Crows - "Mr. Jones"

Those songs are catchy.

Is Elizabeth Shannon a different actress than Shannon Elizabeth?

I've had milk while eating hot dogs, but they weren't served as one entity.

Remember when Bunny and Ruby stole all the horny teenage.male viewers from Brock and Roman for like 10 minutes?

Tezian posted...

I am so salty that there was never an option to use the HF Blade from the beginning in MGS2.

It even has a non-kill option, that shit would've been so cash.

You should've also been able to unlock that gadget that makes bullets miss you to use all game.

Ha ha! I threw that penis before I entered the room!

A good majority of the people in my county still believe Trump is President.

3 keys

Apartment
Mailbox
Bicycle lock

Also have my library card and Kroger savings card on there.

Penis hard, penis fast, no mercy sir!

https://youtu.be/CIa5lswTtl8

You thinking what I'm thinking partner?

Aim for the penises.

My wife calls me Tigger or Tiggie all the time, I went with the one that isn't copyrighted. I added the Big part just because and 23 from my favorite baseball player of all time.

Did he have the infinite ammo bandanna in case things went south?

What's your favorite penis movie?

Waiting for cops to one day open fire on a set of stairs.

Now that's how you are supposed to penis! From now on, that's how you penis!

That's what your great grandfathers cranked it to.

I'll shove that penis up your ass and turn you into a popsicle.

We can still sleep if we want right? Or do we completely lose the function to sleep?

For England James?
No, for penis.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit penises.

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Edit:. I got D.Va. Don't know much about her, except that alot of girls like to cosplay as her on adult sites.

I'm fine with it now, but it deepened early, and for a while I was looked at as a freak. Picture a 6th grader who sounds like Tone Loc, that was me.

I was a low income kid (one of the ones who got their lunches and books free) but I was also a high honors student. This did not earn me many friends. Alot of the other students didn't like seeing a dirt poor kid breezing through classes with little effort while they struggled. I was constantly ragged on for being dirty (which I wasn't). This one girl and her friends made it a mission to put me down daily, it was rough. I know they say kids are kids and forgive and forget but screw that, I hope her adult life is all sorts of fucked up. She put me through 4 years of hell, I still have issues being social around others.

Like I said though I was probably one of the best low effort students. I only did what was required, and only if I could find time to do it at school. Home time was for TV and games. I was also the captain of the school academic bowl team all 4 years, and have tons of plaques and medals from my success there, it was easily my favorite part of high school.

Questionmarktarius posted...

Someone got Peter Weller to come back to Robocop?

He already came back and did new Robocop voice work for MK11.

Do you own any consoles or handhelds?