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TopicFuck out my face.
Paragon21XX
04/27/22 5:54:23 PM
#18
Trickfinger posted...
Lol, tryna act like hot shit.

Mans would get fucking ragdolled in this bitch.
Imma install you into an IMAX theater cause you projecting hard ITP.

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TopicIf Elon Musk dropped $800,000 in cash and walked away but you picked it up
Paragon21XX
04/27/22 5:50:20 PM
#10
He obviously dropped that cash for me to have.

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TopicFuck out my face.
Paragon21XX
04/27/22 5:36:21 PM
#7
Fight me, see what happens.

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TopicPick a number between 1 and 1,182 and I'll post an image from my unsorted anime
Paragon21XX
04/27/22 5:35:18 PM
#174
42

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TopicThat's MY popcorn!
Paragon21XX
04/27/22 1:53:19 PM
#8
That's my popcorn! *slaps TC in the face*

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TopicPolice says Amber Heard had ZERO bruises
Paragon21XX
04/27/22 1:47:22 PM
#3
Awards posted...
https://twitter.com/thatumbrella/status/1519324004275871744?s=21&t=U1YWQ9RmSIYyVA3-PsIvcg
Imagine not being taken seriously by the LAPD because you didn't have the guts to actually inflict injuries upon yourself.

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Topiclol at the brits saying Zed
Paragon21XX
04/27/22 1:43:38 PM
#18
Why would Europe pronounce Z like that skinless freak Lord Zedd from MMPR?

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TopicKrillin risked the whole universe just for sex with a robot
Paragon21XX
04/26/22 9:05:46 PM
#55
Scotty_Rogers posted...
You don't call cyborgs "Jinzoningen".
False, misinformation.

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TopicKrillin risked the whole universe just for sex with a robot
Paragon21XX
04/26/22 8:25:43 PM
#51
I'm disappointed at you, Scotty: you aren't retranslating "jinzoningen" as Artificial Human.

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TopicHow much of a picky eater are you?
Paragon21XX
04/26/22 10:23:14 AM
#4
2 points

Won't eat escargot (ick factor) and grapefruit (too bitter). Will eat everything else on that list though.

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TopicAll the media says is racism, shootings, socialism, KKK.
Paragon21XX
04/26/22 4:43:03 AM
#10
TheoryzC posted...
Hehehe. That's ok, sir. We all make mistakes in life. Hehehehe

But I'd STRONGLY recommend a clean burning propane grill

Taste the meat, not the heat
*cooks with charcoal behind your back*

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TopicHow do you pronounce Ubisoft?
Paragon21XX
04/25/22 7:29:19 PM
#17
Apparently the official French way (Ooh-bee-soft).

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TopicIf our society had women in charge, would history be full of so much war?
Paragon21XX
04/24/22 6:13:08 PM
#5
About as much as if not more.

https://qz.com/967895/throughout-history-women-rulers-were-more-likely-to-wage-war-than-men/

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TopicA math teacher was arrested earlier yesterday in a Florida airport
Paragon21XX
04/24/22 4:11:17 PM
#11
You tried.

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TopicOnce Octopath Traveler wasnt exclusive, people didnt hype it anymore.
Paragon21XX
04/23/22 3:59:11 PM
#9
Doe posted...
You could only possibly believe this if you haven't played either game.
I've played both. Still a better game than Undertale.

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TopicI look down on people that use straws for their drink at sit down restaurants
Paragon21XX
04/23/22 1:49:56 PM
#5
Imagine trusting dishwashers in restaurants to thoroughly clean drinking glasses without using a dishwashing machine. The glass rim you put your lips to may still have traces of someone that gave oral to a person that had herpes.

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TopicWhat are your go-to pizza toppings?
Paragon21XX
04/23/22 1:23:20 PM
#39
Babidi123 posted...
Deep Dish (Im from Chicago)
lol, most of those from Chicago know that tavern-style pizza is where it's at

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TopicThen there was the time pink kryptonite made Superman hit on Jimmy Olsen...
Paragon21XX
04/22/22 2:09:27 PM
#4
We don't talk about the pink one.

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TopicIf you don't use a bidet you are unhygienic
Paragon21XX
04/21/22 9:45:18 PM
#9
samurai bandit posted...
Its very surprising when I hear people dont floss their teeth with a bidet. Really unhygienic.
I have a WaterPik so that I don't need to kneel in front of a toilet to floss.

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TopicYou're living in a Truman Show situation.
Paragon21XX
04/20/22 2:32:20 PM
#7
I probably get abysmal ratings.

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TopicI have come to the realization that Bacon Cheeseburgers are low tier food
Paragon21XX
04/19/22 8:13:30 PM
#24
PowerOats posted...
I love bacon, and I love cheeseburgers, but bacon doesn't add much to a burger, unlike say jalapenos or bell peppers
I think you're the only one I've seen that adds bell pepper to hamburgers.

PowerOats posted...
You like your burger under the toppings?

Why?
It's called a topping, not a bottoming.

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TopicGood pizza doesn't require toppings
Paragon21XX
04/18/22 9:42:33 PM
#21
Sharashaska posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/0/1/AAc4wZAADJdx.jpg
Now you will never unsee the fact that the top image says "This is a Italian pizza" instead of "This is an Italian pizza."

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TopicWhere yo hands at on the steering wheel, CE?
Paragon21XX
04/17/22 9:41:57 PM
#12
Gobstoppers12 posted...
Bruh cars have had airbags since like the 70s, when the fuck do you think we took driver's ed?
I'm honestly impressed you are still posting on GameFAQs at your age.

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TopicMost people are broken and use animals as a crutch.
Paragon21XX
04/17/22 9:37:00 PM
#50
Xenozoa425 posted...
I'm just over here pointing out the speciesism and seeing if people's actions align fully with their morals and values.
PETA-style response. You a member of PETA?

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TopicWhere yo hands at on the steering wheel, CE?
Paragon21XX
04/17/22 9:34:42 PM
#9
Left at 7

brestugo posted...
10 & 2. Call me crazy but I still do everything exactly like I was taught in Driver's Ed.
Your Driver's Ed hadn't caught up with the fact that cars have airbags in the steering wheel and will result in grievous hand injuries at a minimum if only that.

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TopicMost people are broken and use animals as a crutch.
Paragon21XX
04/17/22 8:42:24 PM
#45
No one:
Still no one:
Absolutely no one ever:
Not a single fucking soul:
SrRd_RacinG: "Most people are broken and use animals as a crutch."

Xenozoa425 posted...
Out of respect for their consciousness and autonomy as sentient beings? Enough to where I feel morally and ethically obligated to choose not to eat, wear, or otherwise contribute financially to their exploitation as minimally as possible in my life where it is practical to do so.
You could have just said "no" like a normal person instead of giving an answer more befitting of a politician.

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TopicI forgot to get sauce with my tendiez so had to use
Paragon21XX
04/16/22 6:41:34 PM
#10
Flockaveli posted...
2022 and people still don't know how to spell Chick Fil A
Chick-fil-A

No_U_L7 posted...
you can buy the sauce?!
You can get Chick-fil-A sauce and Polynesian sauce in grocery stores.

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Topicwhy do shitty drivers always drive Nissan Altimas
Paragon21XX
04/14/22 4:46:04 PM
#7
Why do slow drivers always drive Toyota Corollas?

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TopicThere's no excuses to be under 6ft tall anymore
Paragon21XX
04/14/22 1:53:14 PM
#8
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

He lengthened his legs, not his torso so his pockets increased in height with him.

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TopicI want to watch a truly excellent anime. A masterpiece.
Paragon21XX
04/12/22 12:57:06 AM
#76
Second page and still no mention of Steins;Gate?

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Topic& Knuckles
Paragon21XX
04/12/22 12:49:41 AM
#37
WalkingLobsters posted...
shut the fuck up & Knuckles
FTFY & Knuckles

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TopicHave you ever been electrocuted?
Paragon21XX
04/12/22 12:46:55 AM
#11
I've been briefly hit with 120VAC a couple of times. I've also been hit by one of those shock pens as a prank.

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TopicWhy don't some people want to travel to big cities for vacation?
Paragon21XX
04/12/22 12:03:00 AM
#11
Cities are the opposite of relaxing: noisy, crowded, and full of assholes. If I'm going on vacation, I'd much rather go to places that are the exact opposite of my everyday stresses.

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TopicDo you think there are more cat or dog owners on CE
Paragon21XX
04/11/22 10:50:47 PM
#4
Cat owners because of the kind of people that gravitate towards cats over dogs also tend to be the kind of people that post on CE.

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TopicDo you like lemon desserts?
Paragon21XX
04/11/22 10:47:14 PM
#8
Lemon is one of my all-time favorite flavors.

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TopicI believe eating meat is wrong
Paragon21XX
04/11/22 7:47:13 PM
#35
Since when was GameFAQs ever popular enough (let alone CE) to warrant PETA sending their shills to spread their bullshit?

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Topicken penders is planning to sue paramount over sonic 2
Paragon21XX
04/10/22 3:42:40 PM
#43
JuanCarlos1 posted...
Oh
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/5/6/AAHS2BAADHsk.jpg
He is literally the embodiment of every creepy Sonic fan that makes their own horrific OCs and cringey fanfiction.

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TopicRemember when the internet was obsessed with the tall lady from RE8?
Paragon21XX
04/10/22 2:54:57 PM
#12
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLbYUXKPYII

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TopicC/D: Your life will never improve.
Paragon21XX
04/09/22 9:58:11 PM
#18
Arcanine2009 posted...
D. Only if you make it a self fulfilling prophecy. You can pathetically self pity yourself or you can change your mindset and do something about it


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TopicBack when I started posting here over a decade ago, I told you guys that nothing
Paragon21XX
04/09/22 8:20:21 PM
#19
That's called a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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TopicCapitalism: a summary
Paragon21XX
04/09/22 12:30:53 PM
#37
Umbreon posted...
Notice how no one can argue the positive of capitalism. They can only suggest something is worse, or speculate a man they've never met before and know nothing about somehow 'deserves' their fate.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/9/2/AAC3AyAADHgo.jpg

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TopicCapitalism: a summary
Paragon21XX
04/09/22 9:52:38 AM
#26
At least he's still alive. Communists would have simply sent him to a forced labor prison camp (gulag) that would literally work him to death.

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Topicto the ppl who whine about women ruining scifi
Paragon21XX
04/06/22 10:58:59 PM
#14
SauI_Goodman posted...
im surprised how many people dont realize frankenstein was the scientist not the monster.
The scientist was the true monster all along.

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TopicThe NGPC has the best D-Pad of any console or controller ever
Paragon21XX
04/06/22 9:30:56 PM
#6
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/7/9/AAC3AyAADG_n.jpg

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TopicMichael Jackson did not ruin face and Imma prove that. Again.
Paragon21XX
04/06/22 9:20:45 PM
#14
How Michael Jackson would have looked today if he never got plastic surgery done:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/6/9/AAC3AyAADG_d.jpg

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TopicOverweight single mothers are desperate for a boyfriend.
Paragon21XX
04/06/22 7:55:21 PM
#28
Both sides are lacking something crucial: a decent personality.

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