Lurker > Lost_All_Senses

RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...

Sounds like you just want to suck dudes off honestly or are bicurious at the least.

Do you just assume all gay people want to suck 5 dicks a week for life. You think we're.... they're all just whores?

I actually have a case coming up where Im being prosecuted for shitting in people's yards. The cameras that caught it are in HD and one of the times I slipped in the shit after and my mask popped off. They also found the shorts the shit got on in my trashcan at home.

Do you think you can get me out of this? I don't mind the reputation it would give me, I'm just super broke. I can pay you in pokemon cards and hip hop cds.

DrizztLink posted...

If it makes you feel better, that's not the actual dialogue.

Now I just feel stupid in an alternative way.

DB_Insider posted...

Spread the cheeks.

The goth show must go on!

I don't own make up or goth clothing. I was a hip hop head since birth, so it's pretty anti. Actually, not so much now, but in the era I was most influenced by. Well.... now I dress more like a modern hippy and you'd probably not even know I was a hip hop head. I dunno. I just wanna try new things. I feel like spreading my buttcheeks for an online community is a good starting point. After that, the world would be my clam.

Im gonna be completely honest here and I need you to really hear me out. I feel like this is very important for you to know and understand. I....I don't give a shit about your baby.

I never seen this and was gonna say "like the peanut butter".

Im kind of having a crisis realizing that my writing might be as shitty as sonic games.

Nice Fart Timing

Not gonna lie. Me putting myself out there and saying Id spread my buttcheeks for ya'll if you stopped the topic, then this topic getting 100 more posts after is kind of getting me in my feelings. Im not feeling very desirable

Id suck 5 dicks a week for the rest my life to end world hunger. Id eventually become desensitized and Id get so good at it Id cut down the time it took to make them nut by like 75%. Except on my days I just wasn't feeling myself. Those days would probably take a lil longer. Especially if they're turned off by how sad I look.

Rathinor posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/4/3/AAe282AADI9n.jpg

Wanna know how to find someone who can't go 2 seconds without generalizing and taking away the individualism of everyone except themselves?

A lot of older songs are creepy. We hadn't became self aware enough to register it as a society until a decade+ later. I'll still take it over the songs where rock stars directly talk about fucking with 14-16 year olds. Then there were rappers that defended rapists and played down or completely dismissed what the victims go through. Music really does capture the times. The good and the bad.

I'll take a song about stalking over those any day.

a-c-a-b posted...

There's definitely a difference between stealing and shoplifting.

Ok. Im talking about shoplifting then. I was a clepto as a teen. But the on time I drank all night and then took some dvds put the house before I left, I felt terrible about it. Other than that I only took from chain stores.

Stealing is fun. Only if it's big businesses tho

I actually seen that mug in a store the other day and freaked out and started shouting liberal catchphrases at people while screeching and helicoptering my arms knocking everything off nearby shelves.

Now that Im called out.....I kind of feel like a fool :(

Scintillant posted...

OoT will always be the best game. People will stop talking about Elden Ring in a few months.

Yup. No one thinks about the series that spawned the most used adjective to describe modern games months after the games release. Lol. Everyone is gonna start saying Zelda-Like instead. :3

Hoodroar posted...

Legal in most US states tbh fam. >_>

Those laws became more so of a "Who is actually dumb enough to out their predator behavior using these laws at face value". You have to completely ignore that everything else points to 18 being the age, even from those states. Which I live in one that's 16 and no one ever uses that. You're following laws made in a time when grown men were still fuckin 14 year olds and probably under. And everyone was fine with it cause women had barely any rights anyway and weren't seen as equals.

I never understand what's happening and it's one my favorite series. I like it like someone likes games before everything had to revolve around a story. Just put cool shit in front of me.

Another one of my favorite series is Yakuza for the complete opposite reason.

For me, games are about making entertainment out of whatever they put in it. The more you can find entertainment in it, regardless of what type, the better it is.

My most in depth thought on characters in Souls games is "Hey, it's the guy that likes kicking me off ledges"

I loved Oot as a kid. I remember beating the Water Temple for my cousin. It always felt good to be that kid that knew what's up when someone asked about a game.

But I got it on 3DS and it's just not fun to play for me anymore. It feels like a chore.

Im 120 hours into Elden Ring and still have nights where I just put it down to beat the sun.

Souls is my favorite series and I feel like they do the combat better than Zelda. Some would argue Souls took more inspiration from Zelda games than just moving to 3rd person combst and they probably did. But I don't think it was as much as some would think since it feels like a natural progression of the games they made back on ps1/ps2. And the BoTW thing always felt dumb to me since BoTW isn't super original.

Im low on my numnums for a week and kind of want to drink one these nights. But, while my back is sensitive, I feel like that's an extra risk I don't wanna take.

I haven't finished Elden Ring yet. My plan is to just start NG+. I can't imagine if Elden Ring hadn't come out. I had nothing I was excited for for like half a year before it's release and there's nothing Im excited for in the near future. I guess I got Horizon when my cousin's done with it....but I don't know if I even care.

AirFresh posted...

I forgive you.

Sweet. You can't take that back. Im gonna use that in the future for a freebie.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Why would you do that? What did I do to you?

I feel like I had something on mind when I was doing it. But now that Im thinking about it again, I think that was somebody else. I just wanna take this moment to apologize and ask for your hand in forgiveness. And I swear I'm not gonna clamp down on your hand and move it towards my still bleeding penis.

Im more into knocking up your beer. Aka I put my penis in it. And because you're not a bottles guy, there's also a lil blood in it. That one's on you.

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Which is what creates tension between the people of the same race without the same privileges. Unless you meant outside of the race.

tag

No_U_L7 posted...

just kidding, i havent had dreams since i was 8

This is the saddest thing I heard all day. Dreams are the most entertaining part of my existence lately....wait ...now that's the saddest thing I heard all day.

Smackems posted...

....

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As soon as I get my pants off

...how do you know it was a fart....

Wait. Does someone already play Wario? Cause, if they do, I'm not even gonna consider buying a Switch. This is non negotiable

CE_gonna_CE posted...

And chompin

Eh. Maybe it's cause I already deal with pain and uncomfortability daily that it seems super manageable.

I have family that invests already tho. So, Id have people I could 100% trust to help me invest. If I lose it all, the bites become a remember of how I fucked it up. So....yeah, that's hell.

Damn_Underscore posted...

No, you would eventually go insane waiting for it to happen every day

You underestimate my memory and absentmindedness. Id be surprised every time. Then Id be like "FUCK.....that just felt like a million bucks"

Im skinny, I bite my cheek a decent amount. It immediately makes me infuriated. But, Im taking the money. A milly is a good start to build on. I have no financial dreams, so I can invest it all and just keep chillin. Ok, I'll buy myself some 5k speakers or something. But that's it.

BlazinBlue88 posted...

That's what got her too.

Ayyyy. LaS gets it.

Her hair is covering the most intriguing thing about this picture. I get distracted easily. WHAT DOES IT SAY

Wait. So you got a cabin where you start off by hiking to it? So, it's really out in the middle of nowhere?

I didn't even know that was a thing. That sounds fuckin awesome

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

My game just crashed right after I started heading east..... TAaAAAAAAKE TWO

You were too focused on the plane crashing to think about the crash that was really sneaking up on you. That's how they get you.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

TAS

Toss_All_Senses?

BlazinBlue88 posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/0/8/AAA36EAADI20.jpg
My wife just sent this to me and then told me to send it to my best friend....

I'mma be honest....the close up of the featureless stickman kind of did it for me. I don't know if that's an old bit, but it's new to me.

Zero_Slash posted...

I'm not religious, so not really. It's more of a case that it's demonstrably proven to cause issues down the line when the relationship is founded on sex. It's a large part of the reason why the divorce rate is so high and so many people are in unhealthy/unhappy relationships. It also speaks to impulse control and how much value they place on instant gratification rather than stability.

I could see how those things could be related. But that's also boiling it down to a very specific thing, when there's so many other factors at play. Cleo said she made what could of been a one night stand into a full life commitment and I also have a cousin that did the same. And Cleo seems like one of the most balanced people here. I think it's far more important what you do after that first date, rather than what you do on it. If it's a man who has a weird hang up where he can have sex on first dates but can't respect women who do, yeah you're gonna have a problem. And hopefully you noticed the signs of that problem before marrying the person.

I think it's only proven if you're willing to have a very narrow view of it and then transfer that narrow view into statistics where you leave out an insane amount of nuance. Statistics have been proven to be used to mislead and brainwash people. I know, because I seen statistics of it.

God_Of_Entirety posted...

what?

my topic is a yes or no question. youre the one going into side discussions.

That's something else I don't like.

"Bruh. I made a topic on a message board where people have open discussions just so you'd say "yes" or "no". Now follow my stupid awkwardly forced rule that defeats the entire purpose of using the internet for the last couple decades"

If you don't get outta here with that dumb shit. Just have the balls to finish conversations you find yourself in.

Zero_Slash posted...

No because I have morals, something most people these days lack.

Christian morals? Serious question. Because in 2022, expressing your sexuality consensually isn't really seen as immoral to a lot of people. I'll respect your personal preference of sexual activities. But saying it's immoral is a whole different conversation

By myself. Especially since I started watching Sada Baby videos and listening to his music. His energy and his foolishness with dancing is fun to immitate and lightens my mood. He dances like a 5 year old most the time.

Anyone who doesn't play by ear isn't doing it right. All that matters is how fast and deep (heh) you connect. I don't really like when it's thrown at me before I feel like I earned it tho. Like, if I feel like the connection is sloppy yet she still wants to move fast. It's just a put off. Though, now that Im in a more desperate time in my life....maybe I become less reserved.

Not gonna lie tho. Even if you don't sleep with someone, knowing you could of is it's own life high. In the end, the sex is a lot shorter lived than the mental end. Especially with me, nahmsayin. I feel like that last part just made it completely unbelievable that I ever got play. Crazier things have happened tho. Please believe me. PLEASE BELIEVE ME

NoxObscuras posted...

"Court records show that Aaliyah and Kelly were married in an illegal ceremony in 1994, when Aaliyah was 15 and Kelly 27. The wedding was quickly annulled, and Kelly and Aaliyah both denied it ever took place."

And the song is "Age Ain't Nothing But a Number" sung by Aaliyah on her debut album, written by R. Kelly. It's definitely weird.

Appreciate the picking up where I dropped the ball.

God_Of_Entirety posted...

well the question isnt whether its weird or not...

and if that marriage was illegal, they werent ever really married.

Not a good look, my guy. Weird topic to worry about goal posts with more than the facts.

Lol. Ill join when Im in a more social mood tho. Tonight Im more in a watching stuff mood with just small social interaction sprinkled in-between videos.

Smackems posted...

Yes las get in da discord

Im not joining your cult. I want my own cult. I wanna pick the koolaid flavor when it's time.

NashtheLion posted...

Neh. Just feel like you might support them

Im not mad they're getting money. I actually am all for women taking control of the sexual industry and doing it their way. Lord knows men aren't the right ones to run it. They had their time to prove that time and time again. I'm just throwing TCs energy back at him. Like those lil anime cartoons you kids are always going on about