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I had boobs on my balls just a few hours ago.

Feels good.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/3/2/AAFDc9AADBr0.jpg

Arienette and Four Winds

Fevers And Mirrors and Cassadaga so such good albums.

A little bit.

https://youtu.be/Ev5ohatZk1I

Remember when Jay-Z said "No room service, just snacks n' shit"?

I'm jealous of the Brits for having a curry house every five feet.

To troll the FrEeDoM cOnVoY

All I can remember from that film is random Bam Bam Bigelow

In my mom's attic there is a box with like 2000 Hot Wheels. That's 8000 wheels just in that box.

Affliction

Aziz Ansari, maybe? I think he's slowly working his way back though.

The accusations about him seemed pretty weak.

Although the seems like the kinda guy this board would hate regardless.

Cuckye Worst. Or something idk.

#TeamTaylor

I hated living in an old apartment. I never heard my neighbors having sex (because they were all single/divorced/widow) , but I know they could hear my wife and I.

It really made us, me especially, uneasy about having sex there and it really put a strain on our marriage at times.

Buying my house is maybe the happiest day of my life.

There was a topic a week or so ago about stupid weapons. This is a solid nominee, assuming it is actually a weapon.

What's a police officer's favorite mode of public transportation?

Is your intention, honestly, to cause me either physical or emotional harm? Is your goal literally to make me cry?

toreysback posted...

is it safe to dance?

Well, we can dance IF you want to, however, if we were to choose to dance, I would implore you to leave your close companions to themselves, as I have been told that your close companions absolutely choose NOT to dance, which, if true, makes them no close companions of mine.

The announcement is Kenny Omega is back.

Kenny comes out and cuts a promo.

Coin drops.

There was a brief period of time where I had the phrase "did the most clam thing" being used at my work. I think it fizzled out once everyone realized they had no idea what they were saying.

This isy every day hell at my last house.

Guy down the street had the same exact first and last name as me. Our house numbers were the same except the last two numbers were flipped.

I took him mail constantly. He claimed to never have gotten my mail.

The Galaxy buds I bought a year and a half ago is one of the best/most used things I've ever bought. Love em

It's vile.

I'd describe the taste as burnt sugar cookies, burnt raspberry jam all wrapped in cotton candy.

And that's the zero version. I can only imagine the saccharine hell that the full fat version is.

Circle takes the square

I have a few friends that all insist that this show is super funny and that Family Guy sucks.

But then we'll watch both and all of the laughs come from Family Guy and Bobs Burgers gets a "heh" every now and then.

I want to be annoyed, then I remind myself that I fucking hate award shows and that the Oscars is one of the worst award shows.

I get to see a Liverpool game at Anfield!

I'll be sad that I wasted 10 minutes watching Rooney Mara eat a pie and then another 10 minutes listening to Bonnie Prince Billy do a monologue that sound like a 14 year old who just watched The Crow and read Nietzsche's wiki page.

Lmao I got the first two and thought "Oh that was easy". Then I scrolled down and realized my mistake. I still was able to get 7 of the 8 before I ran out.