Lurker > Chicken

pegusus123456 posted...

Peach has millions of children. She's not human. She releases clouds of spores which eventually grow into mushroom retainers. Sometimes these spores take on aspects of the environment in which they're released; Bowser Jr is one such mushroom retainer who was born when she was imprisoned in Bowser's castle.

I'm just picturing her farting out sentient mushrooms now

People still read those things?

?

I can fuckin taste it

dolphins are more likely to SA you if they find you drowning

Who the fuck brings a gun onto a boat?

Hippos

SomeLikeItHoth posted...

What I don't understand is how hearing a heartbeat would be less difficult than hearing someone breathe. Wouldn't it be easier?

and yeah I thought that part was dumb as hell.

lolife67 posted...

Lol right. How does knowing he's blind make his identity easier to figure out?

Well there's only one blind dude getting all up in their business

I dont listen to that gangam style crap

Mezcla posted...

its been a while since i watched it but im guessing its just a ninja standard thing to do

There's a couple times where they stand in a group right in front of him in plain sight and he doesn't react to their presence.

So the ninjas hes fighting slow their heartbeat and shit to hide their presence while fighting him, wouldn't that mean they know he's blind? It wouldn't be hard to figure out who he is so why don't they kill his friends?

no nipples no watch

You mean a guy named Edge didn't have an evil theme before?

Drinking restores mana, therefore magic fueled by mana is PEE

doesnt that mean that POO enters your bloodstream??

Before I got my sleep apnea treated Id hallucinate shadow spiders. Some small and some the size of my room. Or sometimes Id see moving shapes like my brain was trying to create the image of a spider but it forgot how.

Big meaty claws

third party controllers are ew

Do yourself a favor and watch the two movies so you can skip the first two arcs because they drag on soooo much

Mods.... MODS!!!!

MabusIncarnate posted...

Oddly enough I had this happen to my hand once, it was one of my cat's hairs. Baffling how something so tiny can work it's way in there.

Now that you mention it, it kinda looks like dog fur

DeathVelvien posted...

Hair splinters are definitely a thing that can happen and they suck, yes

I get them on my hands from rubbing the stubble on my face, but this hair is whispy so idk

Lost_All_Senses posted...

There's these worms that disguise themselves as hairs and get into your feet. Then they push their way to your brain and take control of all your motor skills

is that why Im a fucking idiot now?

I had this sharp stabbing pain in my foot for a few days so I looked and sure enough there was this dark spot there so I thought I stepped on a sliver or something.

i took tweezers and I pulled this long thin hair out of it!!! (Tweezers for scale)

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/2/3/AAKAd-AAC_Kv.jpg

it didnt feel like a root was pulled so I dont think it grew in there and its very thin so I dont know how it managed to stab itself in. It was fully in there too, so WTF??

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Could end up being a sabertooth tiger

Funny how theyll put this much effort into hunting down trans kids but wont do anything about their power infrastructure that resulted in so many deaths and homes destroyed during that cold snap.

Must
crush
capitalism!

Hehe mature gonad

Its cool down there. Like minty fresh.

would that character be smarter to throw the whole gun in, or take it apart first. The whole gun would be easier to recognize if someone managed to find it, but it would be more likely for a piece of the gun to be found since it would be in several pieces if dismantled

Human

Turbam posted...

I'm up to 5 followers.
Also this old ass dude liking Fluttershy's butthole
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/0/3/AANKsdAAC9Iv.png

Dad noooooo!!!!!

one thing that I didnt notice during my first watch but I'm seeing now is when characters with different languages are speaking, they have someone translating what they say, but they reply to them in english and can clearly understand, and even speak english themselves so why the fuck are they speaking japanese in the first place?

Isnt it Token, like token black character?

The fact that they dont even need to put any real effort into covering up what really happened is terrifying. They really are untouchable.

Im gonna wait for new game+