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| Topic | Japanese man spent $15k on realistic dog costume because he wants to be a dog |
| Disengaged 05/26/22 4:43:31 PM #21 | Bruh, if you paid 15k for realistic collie, you missed by miles. Get you money back. Even ignoring it looks fake as fuck for a dog period, it doesn't even look remotely recognizable as a collie. Looks like some fucked up homunculus of an animal. --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | The '800 pound gorilla' in the Gulf of Mexico that could supercharge hurricanes |
| Disengaged 05/26/22 3:45:12 PM #28 | Why is this thread still going? It's a Rajang. Duh. Mystery solved --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | First look at James Mangold's Indiana Jones with Harrison Ford |
| Disengaged 05/26/22 3:43:58 PM #14 | DarthAragorn posted... According to Wikipedia, solely as a producer. Which could mean he has some input but for Crystal Skull he was credited for story writing. Producer credit is possibly just because he made the original movies. We can only hope. We absolutely can't let the franchise end on a crystal skull type garbage fire. --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | First look at James Mangold's Indiana Jones with Harrison Ford |
| Disengaged 05/26/22 3:41:30 PM #10 | HagenEx posted... Please no. You shut your filthy mouth!!!! We are going to watch Indy replace his whip with an oxygen tank and tubes, and we are going to like it! --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | Will Gohan finally get stronger... |
| Disengaged 05/26/22 3:25:44 PM #18 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote] How? You're asking how? With Akira my editor irritated me so I made him the villain of the several arcs across two different franchises Toriyama? The how is he thought it was a cool idea once and then got distracted by a shiny object. --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | do you consider the 'thin blue line' flag to be 'political' in nature? |
| Disengaged 05/26/22 3:11:53 PM #9 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/4/2/AAeN3DAADRT-.png --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | How did Simba gain leverage to jump at Scar's throat? |
| Disengaged 05/26/22 3:08:46 PM #9 | His balls finally dropped, and he used them as a springboard to jump off of. --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | How do you piss? |
| Disengaged 05/25/22 2:57:25 PM #2 | Nobody wears tighty whities. I piss with my pants and boxers on the floor, hands on my hips, and head held high. --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | Wtf this is what happens during an abortion procedure? |
| Disengaged 05/25/22 2:48:14 PM #25 | GiftedACIII posted... There's a small hint of racism there too. No there isn't. That last panel is overtly racist as fuck. radical rhino posted... The author HAS to be liberal. I dont see how these arent ironic. He's not. Much to the surprise of many. --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | How come this board isn't "funny" anymore? |
| Disengaged 05/24/22 10:16:01 PM #2 | Shut the fuck up with this dumb shit. --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | Why is Stephen King so horny? |
| Disengaged 05/24/22 9:41:05 PM #104 | COVxy posted... Feel like the people who get all uppity about the sex scenes in IT are largely people who never read the book. Dude, I read it, it's a good book, would be a fuck of a lot better without that shit. --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | Where are you moving when America collapses? |
| Disengaged 05/24/22 9:37:21 PM #36 | Move? When these dumb fucks destroy the only thing protecting themselves from me I'm going to be a god Damned king. --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | Imagine being a Hogwarts student with an invisibility cloak and not going into |
| Disengaged 05/22/22 6:53:13 PM #28 | 3PiesAndAFork posted... It's a school people live in year round. They're going to have showers It's a wizard school no one who has hit puberty even uses them, everyone over the age of like 10 or whatever knows how to teleport to take a shit in their own shitter. They are just public restrooms, the showers are in their rooms bathrooms. --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | People say 'Im a nerd' on their dating profiles |
| Disengaged 05/22/22 6:47:06 PM #6 | Scintillant posted... Disagree tbh NEEEEEERRRRDDDDDD --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | People say 'Im a nerd' on their dating profiles |
| Disengaged 05/22/22 6:26:30 PM #2 | Anyone who has to use a computer to do 'dating' is a fucking nerd. --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | Imagine being a Hogwarts student with an invisibility cloak and not going into |
| Disengaged 05/22/22 6:20:50 PM #20 | DeadBankerDream posted... I mean, yeah. So would I be. But nothing good ever happens in there, it's a bathroom. It's a cloak of invisibility, not a cloak of invisibility and filtering out the smell and sounds of dropping shit bombs. --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | Who is the main character of Final Fantasy VI |
| Disengaged 05/22/22 5:55:36 PM #48 | ManaYuka posted... Terra is protagonist of act 1.(which ends with the battle of Narshe) This makes a lot of sense and I like it. Unfortunately it is too late, my word is law, and it is now unchangeable. --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | A shot 3 machine guns today at the range |
| Disengaged 05/22/22 5:53:34 PM #48 | yemmy posted... I remember seeing a girl at a Glock shoot (maybe it was Tori Nonaka) work a Glock 18 and was actually pretty good with it. She gripped it kinda how you described and let off bursts. Her club name is Big Bad Betty Badass. --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | Who is the main character of Final Fantasy VI |
| Disengaged 05/22/22 5:49:03 PM #45 | The game is meant to be an ensemble cast, and pulls it off so we'll that it makes many other games that try it look like jokes in that aspect in comparison. That being said, 2 characters still rise above the rest, as protagonists for act 1 and act 2, and that is Terra and Celes. Since Act 1 is longer and more traditionally narratively structured, Terra comes out as the most protagonisty protagonist of ff6's ensemble protagonist cast. Alternate answer: Ultros. --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | A shot 3 machine guns today at the range |
| Disengaged 05/22/22 5:38:18 PM #45 | UnholyMudcrab posted... Those aren't machine guns, though. That's two submachine guns and a machine pistol. Machine gun is an umbrella term that encapsulates machine pistols, submachine guns and...... Machine guns. Fucking real galaxy brain came up with that shit. Op, you can't fire a Glock 18 on auto like a normal handgun, unless you are megaton man. Actually I'm not sure megaton man can do it either, his wrists are like toothpicks. No straight arm, keep your arm down at the shoulder, and bent, at like a 90 degree angle from the elbow, and have your other arm come across you and be over the top of your wrist like a brace applying a downward steadying force. Your WRIST, at no point in time should your off arm ever be near the movements of the slide. Flex your arm muscles before firing (and obviously maintain while firing). If you have a knack for indirect aiming, use that to start, if not, start learning how it feels, adjust fire based off of where you see impact. And be quick about you don't have a lot of rounds to get on target. After mastering this we will give you a coin signifying admission into the club for one of the most useless weapon skills in existence. --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | Princess Peach or Pauline? Did Mario make the right decision? |
| Disengaged 05/22/22 5:03:46 PM #10 | Peach has been married to Prince Haru since the first animated movie that canonicised her modern appearance. Every time Mario saves peach she goes back to the castle to get plowed. How else do you think there are so many toads? --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | Do Gen Z have a lower reading age generally than they should have? |
| Disengaged 05/22/22 3:52:22 PM #10 | I don't know. I had a college reading level in the 4th grade, so for me, it's impossible to distinguish your various levels of mediocrity and disappointment. You are all idiots to me. --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | Would you wear an anime shirt in public? |
| Disengaged 05/22/22 3:42:42 PM #4 | I don't wear much branded merchandise clothing, beyond band shirts. But I sure as shit don't wear the branded merchandise of things I actually really like. Unless it's completely unrecognizable. --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | Da whole subway train is empty and she chooses da seat in front of you |
| Disengaged 05/22/22 3:36:23 PM #7 | That seats taken. --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | I'm not a furry, but Gadget Hackwrench made me feel confused as a kid >_> |
| Disengaged 05/22/22 3:35:19 PM #42 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote] Just found out about this in the other thread. There is actually a cult somewhere that is going to go fucking nuclear over this. --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | It seems Gadget Hackwrench... [SPOILER FOR CHIP & DALE] |
| Disengaged 05/22/22 3:19:09 PM #18 | That's fucking hilarious. --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | Favorite type of beer? |
| Disengaged 05/22/22 3:16:31 PM #43 | Free. --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | Indian food. Do you like it for the most part? |
| Disengaged 05/22/22 1:12:50 PM #5 | Absolutely outstanding. --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | I'm not a furry, but Gadget Hackwrench made me feel confused as a kid >_> |
| Disengaged 05/22/22 1:08:07 PM #29 | WorsCaseOntario posted... This did it for you? Don't be fooled by appearances. He got arrested for flashing. https://youtu.be/mcXNL-96WxE --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | The Contra Code reveals whether you had friends as a child! |
| Disengaged 05/22/22 1:02:27 PM #6 | Aren't you getting arrested for wire fraud red ranger? https://ew.com/tv/red-power-ranger-austin-st-john-arrested-for-covid-wire-fraud-conspiracy/ --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | "Not being able to locate a copy doesn't then entitle you to piracy." |
| Disengaged 05/22/22 12:52:14 PM #58 | The only reason those games aren't public domain right now is because Disney spent billions buying politicians to change copyright law to 95 fucking years. --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | In the new Velma show Scooby-Doo doesn't exist. |
| Disengaged 05/19/22 5:56:27 PM #48 | CE You know it only gets worse from here. There's no Scooby, because it's Scrappy. --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | Do you have a hacked Switch? |
| Disengaged 05/19/22 5:52:11 PM #2 | Yes. --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | Wrestler jumps off turnbuckle, breaks both legs |
| Disengaged 05/15/22 4:34:34 AM #5 | That shit gave me flashbacks to when I saw this as a kid: https://youtu.be/82yZVB7IDlE --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | Wife downloads tons of CP on husbands phone to try to get kids taken from him. |
| Disengaged 05/13/22 1:12:40 AM #16 | How's that custody battle going now? --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | The right is getting better at comedy. |
| Disengaged 05/13/22 12:07:04 AM #34 | au_gold posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/0/8/AAZ5w5AADOhU.jpg I mean, it's funny, but accidentally, it's not funny in the way the author was clearly intending. It's funny because it's very obvious projection from a very obviously ethnocentric individual who is not capable of understanding and thus depicting worldviews other than their own. This literally demonstrates why every Republican accusation is always actually a confession. It's funny because he doesn't understand he's showing his ass. He's showing his ass so much that when I first came across his body of material, I actually couldn't tell at first whether or or he was a leftist satirizing the right. --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | The left can't meme with Benny Johnson |
| Disengaged 05/12/22 1:10:12 AM #4 | What a fucking dweeb, just looking at that face makes me want to shove him in a locker, I'm not clicking on that. --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | What percentile of mental health would you put yourself into? |
| Disengaged 05/12/22 1:05:42 AM #15 | Garioshi posted... It's not a scale, percentiles are just "I'm above x% of the population" Well, I can jump start cars with my nipples, and I'm pretty sure Billy Idol is the only other person on the planet who can also do it, so 99.99999999999999999999999% --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | Kevin Sorbo is talking about "cake" on Twitter |
| Disengaged 05/11/22 11:50:06 PM #29 | He .. he wants to eat babies? --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | You open your eyes and see DIS approaching your face |
| Disengaged 05/11/22 12:30:18 AM #4 | Damn, I feel bad for her. I fly ass first though the air at high speeds like powdered toast man. --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | Which one of you damn Faqers sent me a resume with your PS4 trophies on it? |
| Disengaged 05/10/22 7:59:29 PM #9 | Strider102 posted... You didn't ask for specifics. You just said "show me your credentials" 3 nondescript Platinums are not 'credentials', that's like, barely 'cr'. --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
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