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| Topic | Met my first delusional interviewee |
| Disengaged 05/10/22 7:46:57 PM #78 | At least he didn't put his playstation trophies on his damn resume. --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | Which one of you damn Faqers sent me a resume with your PS4 trophies on it? |
| Disengaged 05/10/22 7:40:16 PM #5 | Strider102 posted... You said you wanted to see my credentials goddamnit. PS4 Platinums aren't credentials! Also it was only 3. ..... ......... Also you didn't list the games, which really is pissing me off more than it should. How do I know you aren't some platinum cheeser? I want my entry level hires to know what it takes to git gud. --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | Which one of you damn Faqers sent me a resume with your PS4 trophies on it? |
| Disengaged 05/10/22 7:32:59 PM #1 | I knows it was one of you. I knows it. I don't give a shit that you have 3 platinum trophies on the Ps4. What the hell is wrong with you CE? You will never work in this state. --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | Anyone else get groomer vibes off these conservatives trying to control schools? |
| Disengaged 05/02/22 2:33:28 PM #67 | Tenlaar posted... I was literally suspended for pointing out that a user who was previously banned for posting racist White nationalist rhetoric is a White nationalist. Stop making shit up, I have never defended nazis. Lol, no you weren't. --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | Where's my GOD DAMN FUTURAMA BEAT EM UP?! |
| Disengaged 05/02/22 2:32:18 PM #12 | I have it. I'm playing it right now, it's an absolute blast, and the thing that makes it even better is that no one else can ever play it but me. --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | oh yeah? *turns into a 2001 honda civic* |
| Disengaged 05/02/22 2:31:05 PM #8 | Somebody must have discovered turbo teen for the first time. --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | My penis fell off, but it regrew on my arm. |
| Disengaged 05/02/22 2:29:29 PM #9 | What about the dude who's arm fell off and regrew on his penis? --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | Sent a follow up email after my interview |
| Disengaged 05/02/22 2:25:34 PM #8 | You sent in a resume for an internship? Op, this is a paid job right? --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | Almost every single person I've been with, man or woman, has daddy issues. |
| Disengaged 05/02/22 2:22:03 PM #5 | Might want to think about why so many people with daddy issues gravitate towards you. --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | Anyone else get groomer vibes off these conservatives trying to control schools? |
| Disengaged 05/02/22 2:20:14 PM #58 | GranolaPanic posted... It wasnt an oversight whatsoever and you know that. Im obviously not saying the entirety of the right are, but its appalling for them to try and portray themselves as the moral party with concerns about this issue with how they defended what Dennis Hastert did. The simple fact of the matter is the cat is out of the bag with the modern Republican party. Supporting them IS supporting what they do, and claiming ignorance is no longer an excuse. --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | Anyone else get groomer vibes off these conservatives trying to control schools? |
| Disengaged 05/02/22 2:18:48 PM #56 | LightHawKnight posted... How long till telnaar is suspended again? IIRC last time he got suspended for defending nazis. Depends on which mod finds the shit trail first. --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | Anyone else get groomer vibes off these conservatives trying to control schools? |
| Disengaged 05/02/22 2:09:14 PM #48 | Esrac posted... No, it didn't. You're thinking of Tennessee bill HB233. What the bill does it establish a marriage law limiting it to a man and a woman. 'Accidental' Loophole my ass. They changed it because they got caught, and were forced to change it. --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | Post a pic that will always crack you the fuck up no matter what |
| Disengaged 04/30/22 1:36:13 AM #194 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote] There's only one lighter thief. Everyone else just trying to get their fucking lighter back. --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | CE - What was the last song you listened to? |
| Disengaged 04/30/22 12:02:35 AM #9 | https://youtu.be/DQ7BB41Vh5Q --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | What is *the* most obscure property that Marvel can add to the MCU |
| Disengaged 04/29/22 7:58:03 PM #34 | Ivynn posted... The Wall Bad Bunny. Hell that whole damn live action shows shit rouge gallery. And Morgan Freeman too. --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | Bad Bunny to be next live action Spider-Man villain. |
| Disengaged 04/25/22 11:30:52 PM #2 | This is really weird, because bad Bunny was actually one of Spiderman's worst enemies along with the wall. --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | She sits next to you and says ''Don't laugh, but can you teach me how to swim?'' |
| Disengaged 04/25/22 11:28:52 PM #4 | 1500 a week. Money first. --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | Would you say zoomers generally have good or bad taste in music |
| Disengaged 04/25/22 11:28:04 PM #17 | I don't know what zoomers taste in music is --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | I miss watching CGDCT anime |
| Disengaged 04/25/22 11:24:43 PM #11 | I wasn't sure what this topic was, so I figured it outs using my powers of deduction. Car Guy Doing Car Transform animation. I got you Op https://youtu.be/j18e_ID-DpA --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | Amazon's Rings of Power series cost $57 million per episode |
| Disengaged 04/25/22 10:03:09 PM #27 | Why on earth would they spend so much money on making a show off of one of naughty dogs worst, most, forgotten franchises? --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | People get really weird if you dont drink. |
| Disengaged 04/25/22 10:01:06 PM #32 | You are in the proximity of a lot of stupid worthless shitheads. Who the fuck would get weird at someone who is always a reliable dd? --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | Tell me things that you like and I'll tell you if it's good or not. |
| Disengaged 04/25/22 9:58:13 PM #17 | Jumpstarting cars with my nipples. --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | Nearly 21 years later, whatcha think of Final Fantasy Spirits Within? |
| Disengaged 04/25/22 9:57:09 PM #14 | It destroyed squaresoft and was only a mediocre movie. I would have much rather that money be spent making a squaresoft game. --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | What are your go-to pizza toppings? |
| Disengaged 04/23/22 11:26:00 AM #7 | Pepperony and chease. --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | Where can I talk to a Republican ? Like person to person? |
| Disengaged 04/23/22 11:14:14 AM #66 | I can tell you from personal experience you are wasting your time. There is little appreciable difference between modern Republicans and brainwashed North Korean escapees I have met. You would need to detox and deprogram these people before you could ever hope of actually speaking with them, on a person to person level instead of person to internalized propaganda level. --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | I'm about to interview for an internship outside my area of expertise |
| Disengaged 04/20/22 12:02:51 PM #12 | Doe posted... Uh I'm not sure what you mean by that. I just pick up concepts and methods in R, python, and programs like excel and Tableau very easily So you are light years beyond any typical boomers who fell into owning their businesses from an economy the US used to have that they never understood and voted away. Anyone who can create a simple sheet, just fucking excel or Google sheets, that tracks inventory and generates invoices from data input and you will be seen as a god by more dipshits who fell into a paved track for success before the fair deal was shredded than you know what to do with. You are far beyond that. You can slap your dick across a keyboard and they will be amazed. I'm talking about mother fuckers still using massive ridiculously cryptic file drawer systems who can't handle one fucking change in the typical process changing without shitting themselves, or massive idiotic Google sheets/excel spreadsheets that don't so much as gather a sum. They do everything manually. Everything. Do your school, do your work to get the money you need. But I highly advise you look into business for yourself while you are doing that, just automating the basic logistics for stupid little spoiled boomer small business owners who never had to learn how to wipe their own ass. Just Google how to apply for a LLC license in your state, save up for the fee if you need to. These mooks are everywhere. Undercut whatever 'professional' services they might be using, like data sphere, and they will think they are a genius who has their own 'Guy'. I guess half of that would be true at least. And sit back and collect money from your clients for babysitting basic bitch logistics throughput pipelines, delivering EXACTLY what you promise, exactly what they need and want, promises made, promises kept. You shouldn't need many at all to get pretty comfortable assuming it's just you. --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | I'm about to interview for an internship outside my area of expertise |
| Disengaged 04/19/22 5:13:58 PM #10 | Doe posted... dude I ended up asking whether the internship was more about business to business or business to consumer and they were like "actually it's more internal". And I listened to what they had to say and it made no sense to call it a marketing internship... That is so fucking marketing style bullshit lmfao. I write a bit of a lengthy post getting ahead of myself. How good are you at working with data? Do you have a frame of reference in comparison to a professional service you are familiar with? --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | I'm about to interview for an internship outside my area of expertise |
| Disengaged 04/19/22 3:26:43 PM #8 | Doe posted... I'm too honest in how my personality comes out during interviews (that is to say, introverted and awkward) Get the fuck out of marketing. --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | As a pick up artist, this is my date template |
| Disengaged 04/19/22 3:24:10 PM #28 | Ar0ge posted... Lol @ updated to reflect my luxury condo Stop being a jealous Nancy. This mans living space obviously contains many leather bound books and smells of rich mahogany. --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | Anyone else want a place on my block list? |
| Disengaged 04/19/22 2:56:23 AM #16 | Will there be punch and pie? --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | Christians: 'look! jesus suffered and died for you sins okay!'' |
| Disengaged 04/18/22 1:59:53 AM #11 | Everyone keeps trying to give God the credit, but it was the Easter bunny who resurrected Jesus. --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | How much would da above poster win in a Bachelor auction/charity date? |
| Disengaged 04/17/22 11:49:48 PM #6 | Lost_All_Senses posted... 5 packs of cigarettes Bottle of night train. --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | "What you see in this optical illusion determines stuff" |
| Disengaged 04/14/22 12:19:10 AM #7 | These are always pointless because you always instantly see both at the same time because it's stupid obvious. --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | Soft Goth Delivered |
| Disengaged 04/13/22 11:39:22 PM #106 | Promises made, promises kept. --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | My consult for bottom surgery is in 7 months and i'm inebriated, ama |
| Disengaged 04/13/22 1:32:22 AM #64 | greyfox747 posted... Finally, SOMEONE understands what theyre talking about Nobody ever talks about the nacho dispenser. That shits living right there. --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | My consult for bottom surgery is in 7 months and i'm inebriated, ama |
| Disengaged 04/13/22 1:28:47 AM #62 | Slayer_22 posted... What's wrong with your bottom? Like a colonoscopy? Dude, it's greyfox it's cyborg surgery duh. Got to get like those foot spikes that shoot out into the ground to give you leverage when you're picking up tanks or some shit. --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | Retro collectors who say they're doing it for their kids |
| Disengaged 04/12/22 12:04:34 AM #31 | I just let my kids dig through whatever they want of my old stuff, and they find all kindsa shit they love. Big hits so far: Kirbys adventure Mario 1,2,3 Snake rattle n roll Battle toads TMNT 2 Ecco the dolphin (master system) Marble Madness Rad Racer II Elebits Battalion wars I and II Battle works New super Marios on Wii Mario Galaxies Little Kings Story The Pikmins --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | Chrono Cross Remaster - look at this change spoilers |
| Disengaged 04/11/22 12:42:30 AM #68 | ZeroV2 posted... Try this one on for size The fuck. The Fuck? Look, I'm the guy who always shits on Chrono cross as a sequel to Chrono trigger. And, literally. What the fuck? --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | This is what's left of the Home Depot I shop at. |
| Disengaged 04/11/22 12:35:44 AM #17 | What did you do? --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | What are your favorite weird smells? |
| Disengaged 04/11/22 12:34:37 AM #36 | Clp, reminds me of peach oil a bit. --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | Back when I started posting here over a decade ago, I told you guys that nothing |
| Disengaged 04/11/22 12:31:09 AM #143 | GrandConjuraton posted... It was something that was going to happen anyway, so I never needed to do anything to make a point. Well, yeah. --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | Back when I started posting here over a decade ago, I told you guys that nothing |
| Disengaged 04/11/22 12:27:55 AM #141 | GrandConjuraton posted... It's less negativity and more that I was right all along. That's called a self fulfilling prophecy hoss. Although this is quite the pyrrhic victory, considering you destroyed your life so you could say I told you so to a videogame message board --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | It's ironic that Sonic, the laughing stock of gaming, finally made the 1st good |
| Disengaged 04/10/22 11:54:55 PM #37 | Babidi123 posted... Wait, people didnt like the Sonic games? Sonic games were the beginning of key jingle for idiots to clap their hands to game design. Hold right: ha ha ha sonic do loop de loop! Keep holding right: ha ha ha sonic go on ramp on ceiling!!!! Keep holding right: Ha ha ha sonic run on spirals!!!! Keep holding right: Ha ha ha!!!! sonic spin sign!!!! --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
| Topic | It's ironic that Sonic, the laughing stock of gaming, finally made the 1st good |
| Disengaged 04/10/22 11:23:59 PM #30 | Literally only because fans out their foot down to stop them from shitting all over Sonic. Where's all the pathetic corporate worshipper loser faqqers who made thread after thread after thread screeching at as to accept the manhog? Come in here and admit how you are trash who would ruin everything if people ever listened to you. --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. |
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