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That looks bad...

Hmm

Hell yea

I'm tearing up a bit. A sad day indeed.

Free Neon

Yea I like them with Alice and Chains. Also like Smashing Pumpkins.

Pretty soon this place will shut down...

RIP Neon

I have a custom script running on my PC that I commissioned a computer science student back in college to write, where it constantly refreshes GameFAQs to check the status of NeonOctopus's account. If the script detects the status has changed to "Warned" or "Suspended", it will send a text alert / email (in case I don't have my phone) and I can immediately react.

This evening was an evening like any other. I was hanging out at my crib (street vernacular for "house") with some of my friends and we were watching Wednesday Night Football (we tape Monday Night Football and watch it on Wednesday) and drinking Mike's Hard Lemonade.

Let me tell you boys, we were are completely Hard (slang for drinking many Mike's Hard Lemonades) the entire time. I looked over at my buddy and I could see he had a Hard one right in the front of his pants! I thought that was funny because normally we put them on coasters on the table. I realized my own Mike's Hard was getting low and I said to my buddy "hey, can you toss me another Hard one?"

He informed me that we were all out and I'd have to get more Mike's Hards. I figured I could just have a swig of his and asked if I could put my mouth on his Hard one. He laughed, because we were both drunk and would normally never do this (because of germs; sharing a drink is disgusting), but eventually he gave in. I grabbed the smooth shaft of the bottle and just as I was about to put it in my mouth, my phone rang.

NeonOctopus was Banned.

I howled. I let out a howl so loud and piercing that it woke up my son. I normally make him go to bed on Wednesday nights at 5:30pm partially because I don't want him to see me getting Hard with other men (the kid doesn't need to be exposed to heavy drinking at his age) and also because he's an annoying little shit and is usually asking questions about football, as if he were a nerd or something.

Tears rolled down my cheeks. I didn't know what to do. I kept refreshing the GameFAQs page, hoping that this was some kind of mistake. Maybe some moderator was intending to remove a post praising the KKK but had accidentally clicked on the innocent NeonOctopus link. Alas, this was not the case.

By this point, my friends were all visibly upset and I noticed they were trying to leave, even though we were only part of the way through the game. "No!" I screamed at the top of my lungs. I was inconsolable. I began thrashing about, throwing my collection of decorative throwing knives all over the crib (apartment). One knife struck my Native American friend, Big Bear Jim, in the neck. Blood gashed from his open wound, staining the carpet a deep red and splashing the walls. A sickly iron scent loomed in the air as Death claimed Big Bear Jim.

My son knew he needed to act quick. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a small crucifix. "Dad!" He yelled. "Remember how Christ died for your sins? Well, NeonOctopus did the same thing. He will live in our hearts forever, and hopefully whenever his purg passes, he will rise again from the depths of suspension and post wonderful stories about titties on CE again."

At that moment, I knew my son was right. My rage quelled. I tossed Big Bear Jim's corpse into the dumpster and put my son into the Punishment Closet, as he had broken one of my most important rules of the house (never make eye contact with me).

Anyway, I really just miss NeonOctopus and I think the mods should reconsider his Suspension.

tl;dr - free NeonOctopus

It's not bad

Ill do it lol

Super Metroid
Metroid Fusion

Not me

Back then smh

At this point we are all slaves

Can we go one year without talking about this?

Do we need to talk about this every year?

I just want them to do part 7 of Jojo but now with this stupid binge thing...

This Linkpizza dude just doesnt get it...

pokedude900 posted...

Again, you're only speaking theoretically. I'm speaking from experience. Weekly releases are OBJECTIVELY better for long-term discussion. At maximum, a bulk release generates discussion for a month or so. While a weekly release can keep it going for however long the show runs for (usually 3 months). The wait time between seasons is also lower on average as a result, keeping the story fresh in everyone's mind and reducing the chance that they drop it outright.

This

Taking forever for episodes to come out

They fucked Jojo over so bad!!

I always liked the weekly episodes. I always have something to look forward to every week.

Lmao

TigerTarTheo posted...

No, in fact I think its the worst

Horrible opinion

This topic again lol

Probably

A lot of randomizers on emulation as well.

Apple is garbage

Barely got 3

Oh shit

Nah

Nah they suck

Going with Slytherin

Too bad 4 killed it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuiIu3YNeiU

lol this still here

Damn

P

The most I'll do is change the brake pads

Too confusing

I might have to give in sooner than later perhaps

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