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The 71 year old just texted me a picture of herself in lacey underwear.

And I like it.

I'm meant to be hooking up with the 71 year old woman later this week. She's made it clear she's DTF. This could be, uh, interesting.

Alien.

Insidious.

Jeepers Creepers.

Also, have you been following my cougar exploits, pinky? Any advice?

Bump.

I dunno. Some guys really like older women.

I agree. It IS nice.

Well. At least a couple. One is for advice on cougars and cubs, the other is for nudes of cougars (which I approve of).

Thoughts?

What the fuck do you think cougars see in cubs? Is it just the value society places on youth? Something else?

The other women didn't have baseball bats.

Also, my latest conquest let slip that the woman who said she was in her sixties is actually older. 71 years old. Wtf. That's actually old. Not even close to middle age. And I'm told she likes to fuck while the guy is handcuffed to the bed and rock music plays.

Very good body for someone her age, though. Apparently goes to the gym quite a lot, to keep her tummy firm and her ass nice. Also loves guys in their 20s and 30s.

She was good fun, nice boobs and a good body. Not shy about sex in the slightest. Afterwards we lay in bed for a little while, and just talked. She also showed me her collection of lingerie, with basques, garter belts and frilly knickers, which implies she'll be texting me for sex again.

I've been getting texts from the Indian woman, and another person in the cougar club. Just standard flirting, and asking me random questions.

Guess I have to get going soon. Sex to have.

Do you think that's even possible?

Do you think married women cheat much?

Wired Shut - pretty bad horror film, about a home invasion. Tried too hard to be arthousey, and was boring to watch.

I'm not allowed to photograph anyone, for reasons of "respectability" (these middle-aged women are worse than millennial girls, who slept around all the time and then swear blind it's not happening). Like I said, they vary wildly in terms of body type, face, and how well they've aged (although they look PRETTY good to me).

I don't know why Rathinor thinks he knows what I look like, because I've NEVER posted any pictures of myself on CE.

The Indian woman is divorced, currently single. She's in her mid-40s, and has young children (I think a teenage boy and a younger girl, IIRC). She's British-Indian, not actually Indian. Born and grew up in the same part of the UK as I did. Very pretty. Lovely, sad eyes, straight-straight hair, slim but reasonably curvy body, and looks about 32 or 35. Seems more like a millennial, in a way. I can't wait to meet up with her, and hopefully have sex.

Tonight, however, I'm meant to be sleeping with one of the older woman. Quite attractive, but I get that stern baby boomer vibe from her. I'll see.

You guys?

She was literally just saying hello to me. Even that has made me very nervous, after all the stuff that people in this topic have said.

Just had one of the married women text me. Can't decide if I should text her back or not.

If you know what I mean.

And to think, I used to criticise pinky for all his hook ups, fuck buddies, and polyamorous sex. Turns out, that stuff isn't actually THAT bad.

I've previously slept with a woman in her early 60s. VERY strange experience, but I never regretted it. My friends at the time thought I'd gone insane though (lol).

I just REALLY like the idea of pushing the envelope. How many 30-something guys can honestly say they've slept with a woman in her late 60s?

The funny thing is, I think I might skip the middle-aged woman just so I can try out the 68-year-old. I can't believe I'm saying this, but there is SOMETHING about her. She basically has a granny body, but the thought of fucking someone so old is just perverse.

Well, I got laid with the woman I mentioned.

Great sex. Very nice body, did some different positions, not that different to sex with a millennial girl. She wasn't shy AT ALL. Used a condom, obviously. Afterwards, we lay beside each other in bed (that was the best part) and she told me about the breakdown of her marriage, how neither of her sons talk to her much, how difficult it is to run an art gallery, and the cost of having her kitchen and living room completely redecorated. I left then, with a fucking big smile on my face. She was a very noisy moaner, too.

I'm meant to be sleeping with another late middle-age woman tomorrow evening. My life is pretty fucking sweet.

You know, I was thinking with regards to the married women within the cougar club, and I wouldn't mind sleeping with them at all. Apart from the fact that all of them are reasonably good-looking, the problem of them lying about being in open marriages isn't neccesarily a problem. I must admit, the thought of fucking a married woman as she cheats on her husband, possibly on their marital bed, turns me on quite a lot. There's something so sleasy about it. But in a good way.

Thoughts?

Do you mean KassiePlx? Also, wtf is a harpy?

That last post made me laugh. A little.

Well, my first hook up as a member of the "cougar club" is only a few hours away. I am a lucky, lucky dude.

Wtf.

Bump.

I'm meant to be meeting up with one of the 50-something women for sex this evening (at least, I assume sex), and I've also arranged to hopefully see another of the late middle age women the following evening. These are the slim women with big, natural boobs (that I'm hoping will hang down the way that older boobs do, once I get them out of their respective bras). SO excited!

Of course - don't count your chickens before they're hatched.

No, why?

I've got that Indian beauty texting me for sex now. Very pretty, though. Straight hair, dark eyes. You know the look.

I'm in my 30s. So I'm not THAT young anymore.

In what way is it sexist?

Just spoke to the woman in question on the phone, she told me to come over tomorrow and I can do whatever I want with her.

Why do middle-aged women suddenly like me and want to fuck me?

I guess.

I think I'm gonna call one of the 50-something women first. There was one who was literally wearing a translucent top and no bra underneath. Big fake boobs, pierced nipples (dumbells), and a good ass. Plus, she lives alone, which is good.

That's probably good advice. But why not have sex with the married women? Most people would probably be fine with it, since they're in open marriages.

Some of their comments were frankly obscene for their age group. One of the 60-something women was describing her favourite sex positions, and that lovely Indian woman literally told me she wanted me over just to shave a certain body part. Wtf. Even millennials don't neccesarily say shit like this.

I still haven't fully processed what was happening.

Part of me still thinks I'm the subject of a psychological experimental, or this is for some fucking stupid reality TV show. But I have their numbers. I'm so excited, I don't even know which to text first! You shouldn't seen the 50-somethings with the fake boobs, practically bursting out of their shirts. And they told some good stories. What they've been up to in life, how their marriages were, and so on. I doubt I'll hook up with the married women, because that seems so weird (I know open marriages are getting more common, though), but the others seem great. They were nice people.

Well, I literally just got back.

There were maybe 14 or 15 women at the house, in a kind of open plan lounge and kitchenette area. Turns out, I was pretty much right. This is a sorta informal "cougar club", that likes to spend their spare time with young and youngish guys. I really can't believe my fucking luck. This is on a whole other level. The women, as promised, were between about 40 and 65 (or so). They definitely varied in attractiveness, from plain and a little overweight (as you would expect from middle-aged women), to really, really hot. Some of them told me about being gym goers; others apparently just eat sensibly and get light exercise. There were a few with fake boobs (a 34C woman, and a couple of 34E women), and they regaled me with tales of how much their silicone implants cost, and the names of medical centres.

They were dressed in different ways. Some were dressed in the "traditional" way that middle-aged women dress, basically floral print dresses and nice shoes, but many of them were either wearing tight jeans and tank tops, just like millennial girls on a night out do, or denim mini skirts and partially unbuttoned blouses. I couldn't believe it. The most shocking thing was how open they were about the stuff they do. I thought I would be facing lots of euphemisms and indirect speech, like "We should have a little fun", or "We should spend some time in private together", but my friend and the rest of the group came out and told me they were up for sex, oral sex, and various forms of sex play. I was shocked at the obscene language out their mouths - this, from middle-aged women.

They all introduced themselves, and told me a few things. I think my favourites were the proper soccer moms, in their mid and late 50s. You could see their lacy bras through their white shirts and tank tops, and some weren't even wearing bras. They told me about their favourite types of sex, and how they enjoy younger men. I remember I was REALLY nervous the first 20 minutes, but then I relaxed. Turns out, most are divorced, with children of varying ages, but three of them are still married (I could see their wedding rings), but are in open marriages. Towards the end, they all gave me their names and phone numbers, and, essentially, told me to call or text them whenever I felt like.

This is fucking amazing. Nothing like this has ever happened to me before, especially not with older women. I could hook up with 40-somethings (the Indian woman was very pretty and flirted with me a lot), 50-somethings, who have large surburban houses to themselves, and a couple of 60-somethings, one of whom goes to the gym a lot and has a tight little body.

Thoughts? And just a few days ago, not much was happening in my life.

Well, I'm gonna go. I guess I'll leave in about 30 minutes. It's over in a nearby suburb. Apparently there are about a dozen of these bored, horny cougars. We'll see what happens.

Yeah. They SHOULD be grateful!

Maybe.

Wtf. People on this board believe in transactional sex.

pinky, am I turning into you? Is THAT what's happening?

I'm almost certainly gonna do it, because the idea of having mulitple, good-looking women to sleep with is PRETTY awesome. I'm more interested in the women in their 50s and 60s than anything else. Late middle-age is a GREAT point for a woman, and I've fucked a woman in her early 60s before, and thoroughly enjoyed it. It makes me laugh, though, that these women are all outwards respectable. Apparently they live in the "nice" parts of my hometown, where the white, posh people usually live. They are all well educated, and have succeeded independently of their ex-husbands (apart from one, who inherited large amounts of money).

You know that woman in her mid-50s I slept with a few days back? After we slept together, I gave her my phone number and left, and didn't really expect anything else to happen. I mean, I had done pretty well to fuck a much older and pretty hot woman. Well, I got a text message from her this morning, asking me to come back over her house this afternoon, to meet a bunch of her friends. They're having food and drinks or something. We texted for a bit longer, and basically, these are all women in their 40s, 50s and 60s, reasonably attractive, from middle-class backgrounds, who apparently spend their leisure time sleeping with younger guys. Most are divorced, some are still married (I assume she meant they're in open marriages). Seems like a great opportunity to have lots of sex with cougars.

I have no idea if this is a good course of action. Infact, it may be massively unwise for me. But a bunch of bored housewives and suburban women sound like pretty good fun. I've been told (by my friend) that they're all outwardly middle-class, professional women. One is a MD; another does some kind of fundraising for a charity; another runs a small art gallery. Really, through, they like to sleep around a lot. I guess after getting divorced, and most of their children being old enough to be independent, they're pretty bored of life. The youngest is something like 43, I think the oldest is about 68. All white, apart from an Indian woman. Haven't seen any photos, but if they're anything like my lady friend, they're good-looking in a middle-aged kind of way.

You know, this all sounds too good to be true. Like when I go over, the women will pop out with a baseball bat and attack me. Maybe. Should I go for it? I've still got about another hour to decide. There IS something about mature women, though.

I lost my virginity many years ago. I was posting about getting laid literally about 3 days ago.

I don't remember toyota or Caution going on Great Replacement rants. And this board has become too political.

He was a virgin until about 36, he's creepy, and he's probably driven a few girls off this board with his sketchy weirdness.

And who did Great Replacement rants? What did they say?

Cyric was a laughingstock back in the 2000s. CE used to joke about him a lot. Then, somehow, it became poor taste to make fun of him. What changed? Why do people like him now?