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Topic | Your favorite show very likely sucks. |
masterpug53 07/01/22 11:10:39 AM #6 | TMOG posted... The Venture Bros sucks? I have TC quite favorably tagged as 'Sells People on Venture Brothers,' so... popcorn.gif --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | Rank the Final Fantasy Games |
masterpug53 07/01/22 11:03:03 AM #4 | 6 > 7 > Tactics > 9 > 10 > 4 > 5 > 12 > FFTA > 8 > FFTA2 > didn't play > 13 --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | ITT, we make up shitty superheroes and villains |
masterpug53 07/01/22 10:40:11 AM #29 | The Terrible Toilet The Toilet was once a happy high school student...with an after-school plumbing job. Then the pipes got clogged...too clogged! That blast turned the happy boy...into the Terrible Toilet!! --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | Do you feel Biden is on the path to be considered one of the worst presidents? |
masterpug53 07/01/22 9:02:09 AM #70 | By the League of Uninformed Trumpers loudly and vainly attempting to twist reality to suit their whims? Absolutely, he's an all-time bottom-tier president, wurst evar, bad man make gas prices go high. By actual historians? Mid to lower-mid tier. The Chamberlain comparison grows stronger by the day, unfortunately. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | Remember RadioShack |
masterpug53 06/30/22 3:41:26 PM #14 | I would've preferred back in pog form, but back in unhinged cryptobro form works too. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | Your date: "I go to church every week & won't fuck until marriage" |
masterpug53 06/30/22 3:33:00 PM #21 | She did said 'fuck,' so there's still hope. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | List games that you CAN be stuck at forever because you missed something. |
masterpug53 06/30/22 2:59:22 PM #36 | Doesn't count as 'missing something,' but in Super Mario Bros. 2 you can dig yourself into a sand pit and be stuck forever (since it's the only SMB game of that era without a timer). --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | Tim Allen doesn't give a shit about the Lightyear movie |
masterpug53 06/30/22 2:51:12 PM #14 | Good on him that he publicly took that stance, but the cynic in me says that he just wants to stay on good terms with Pixar. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | UCLA and USC allegedly joining the Big Ten |
masterpug53 06/30/22 2:45:00 PM #5 | In 2030 the Big Ten will have 57 teams, the SEC will have 10 teams (8 of which are granted automatic entry to the playoffs every year, which have expanded to 16 games), and some other third thing because I don't really follow college ball anymore. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | Megan Thee Stallion on the cover of Rolling Stone |
masterpug53 06/30/22 10:09:08 AM #8 | There's now a nonzero chance that Megan Thee Stallion has a freaky old lady named Cocaine Katie who embroiders all of her jeans. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | whatever you say random 15/20 year old account with really low karma |
masterpug53 06/30/22 9:57:50 AM #5 | A bought account is fleeting, but a Lego is eternal. The next time you want to buy an account, think of all the Legos you could buy instead, and you will take your first step on the road to true happiness. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | Space Tourism Has Potential to Cause Astronomical Climate Damage, Scientists Fi |
masterpug53 06/30/22 9:47:07 AM #3 | I was holding out a fool's hope that the space elevator would be operational by now. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | CE, this may be hard to believe |
masterpug53 06/30/22 9:45:33 AM #5 | Hey Simon_Gruber, can I throw up in your bathroom? I'll buy somethin'! --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | Weeb Shit |
masterpug53 06/30/22 9:43:29 AM #2 | Damn weebs and their shit shitting up the place. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | Megan Thee Stallion on the cover of Rolling Stone |
masterpug53 06/30/22 9:31:03 AM #3 | Didn't know she had such huge hands. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | Ryan Gosling is bringing back the trademark scream |
masterpug53 06/29/22 4:15:11 PM #8 | Nerevar791 posted... Apparently Shane Black has written scripts for sequel(s), but it seems that it bombed so hard that nobody wants to pick it up (that or he hasn't tried selling them but if he's written them I assume he's interested in getting them made) I didn't first see it until a year or two after release - my parents were the ones that kept recommending it to me - so I accept my share of the responsibility for this. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | Ryan Gosling is bringing back the trademark scream |
masterpug53 06/29/22 4:10:58 PM #5 | Nice Guys was one of my favorite feature-length comedies of the past decade, either tied with or slightly after Deadpool. That's not saying much, since feature-length comedies all but fell off a cliff for me after the late-2000s, but it's still a great movie. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | Yoshi P: ''let's let players dress up the mom of some of the main characters'' |
masterpug53 06/29/22 3:31:56 PM #2 | I can already dress up Delia / Johanna / etc any time and in any way I want. *hugs graphics tablet* --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | SCOTUS votes 5-4 to strike a large blow against Native sovereignty |
masterpug53 06/29/22 1:07:49 PM #8 | Well, you know the old saying: what five justices giveth, a middle-aged frat boy taketh away. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer will retire Thursday |
masterpug53 06/29/22 1:03:57 PM #8 | Among other, actual important things, hopefully Jackson's ascension to the court will stop this emerging Republican clap-back of 'oh ho ho, why are you all targeting Clarence Thomas as being the bad guy here, pretty sus that you're singling out the only black justice.' --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | Russo Bros (Stranger Things) next movie starring Millie Bobbie Brown |
masterpug53 06/29/22 11:48:45 AM #41 | Srk700 posted... She's going to be in the Venture Bros.? Nice Not quite, the Venture Bros. (Sealab 2021) will be directing. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | Chris Pratt puts Christianity ON BLAST in new statement. |
masterpug53 06/29/22 11:42:49 AM #34 | EndOfDiscOne posted... Are people forgetting that he wore a dont tread on me shirt? Dudes a Trumper. Not sure if serious, but that is and always has been paper-thin evidence even as far as the low standards of the Court of Public Opinion are concerned. That picture is several years old at this point, and not everyone keeps up-to-date tabs on whichever preexisting symbolism the far right has co-opted this week. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | Russo Bros (Stranger Things) next movie starring Millie Bobbie Brown |
masterpug53 06/29/22 11:08:59 AM #33 | I feel confident that the Wright Bros. can get this movie off the ground. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | How do YOU pronounce Spy x Family? |
masterpug53 06/29/22 11:00:35 AM #25 | Spy Keyblade Family. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | Russo Bros (Stranger Things) next movie starring Millie Bobbie Brown |
masterpug53 06/29/22 10:58:42 AM #26 | Nazanir posted... You mean sisters. You might be thinking of Dr. Joyce Brothers. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | Russo Bros (Stranger Things) next movie starring Millie Bobbie Brown |
masterpug53 06/29/22 10:46:33 AM #21 | Startin' to sound more like a Marx Bros. production the longer this topic goes on... --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | Russo Bros (Stranger Things) next movie starring Millie Bobbie Brown |
masterpug53 06/29/22 10:35:50 AM #14 | JlM posted... If it's anything like their films Fargo, The Big Lebowski and The Usual Suspects, this will be great! I fail to see what the Farrelly Bros. movies have to do with this. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | Russo Bros (Stranger Things) next movie starring Millie Bobbie Brown |
masterpug53 06/29/22 10:29:07 AM #6 | Damn, the Zucker Bros. are really making a comeback with this. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | C/D Most people suck |
masterpug53 06/29/22 10:13:13 AM #6 | D. Most people are flawed. Only a small percentage genuinely suck. But those few suckies tend to ruin things for the rest of us and lower our opinion of humanity in general. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | Hans Zimmer with an extremely dumb Roe v Wade take |
masterpug53 06/29/22 9:49:36 AM #16 | Don't forget: the Pirates of the Caribbean theme is just the Gladiator theme sped up. Don't be distracted. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | Kamala Harris brushes off AOC's idea for abortions on federal land |
masterpug53 06/29/22 9:29:03 AM #35 | Even Dan Fucking Quayle made a bigger impact on the office of Vice Presidency than this woman. He at least --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | *Artist experiments with a new style.* |
masterpug53 06/29/22 9:22:13 AM #18 | Shotgunnova posted... 1) Vincent van Go 3) Leo 4) Mikey 5) Raph 6) Donny --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | 4 episodes into Obi-Wan Kenobi *spoilers* |
masterpug53 06/29/22 9:18:58 AM #20 | I was very meh on the series overall, but the last episode (and one particularly cool moment in ep 5) put a nice bow on the whole package. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | Democrats strike out as trio of far right Republican candidates they funded lost |
masterpug53 06/29/22 9:17:03 AM #19 | MrToothHasYou posted... This is, of course, the exact strategy that saw Hillarys campaign pushing for Trump to win the GOP primary in 2016. Seems like things turned out the opposite way this time. Which, for any political strategist with half a brain, should indicate quite definitively that this tactic doesn't fucking work no matter how you slice it. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | Shaq gets inside a tiny smart car in NYC. |
masterpug53 06/29/22 9:12:00 AM #15 | Do you find something comical about my appearance when I'm driving my automob...dammit, ninja'd. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | Getting the lantern in Hollow Knight |
masterpug53 06/28/22 3:14:04 PM #8 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote] --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | Reasons to/not to move to Florida |
masterpug53 06/28/22 12:32:51 PM #17 | Pros: 1) no state or local income tax 2) beautiful weather year-round 3) driving distance to Disney World / Universal / dozens of other tourist traps and interesting places to visit Cons: 1) hurricanes (the strength and frequency of which are just going to get worse) 2) a self-serving madman currently acting as governor with a complicit legislation 3) lots of rednecks and bad drivers; and the heat does make people crazy The doomposter in me warns that, at the rate it's going, Florida will be an ecological cesspool within a few decades thanks to climate change, increasingly incompetent governance, and the sugar industry. Our current governor is doing his best to cement this future by attempting to turn Florida into the next big red state haven, but there's always the chance things could turn around. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | Rudy Giuliani is such a gross human being. |
masterpug53 06/28/22 11:12:22 AM #25 | Kitt posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/8/4/AAaVaVAADZA0.jpg https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/9/2/AARIckAADZCg.jpg --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
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