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Topic | webp files can fucking die |
Illuminoius 05/14/22 1:12:40 AM #20 | didn't you already make this exact thread a few months ago |
Topic | ...how is calling someone "sus" not moddable? |
Illuminoius 05/13/22 6:44:02 PM #23 | sus |
Topic | Why do people get butthurt if you say Aeris instead of Aerith? |
Illuminoius 05/13/22 6:09:14 AM #78 | so weird how everyone defaults to the "lol it sounds like a lisp" thing |
Topic | Whoever did the collision detection for Mario Sunshine should be set on fire. |
Illuminoius 05/10/22 7:21:07 PM #2 | the game was always a mess and had boring and small level design and a staggering lack of content but they never stopped people from obsessing over a mediocre game |
Topic | SMTV's DLC has been treating me pretty well. |
Illuminoius 05/10/22 5:30:24 PM #4 | i never understood the fun of being so immensely overlevelled that nothing is remotely challenging smt combat is already really simple actually, but when the game has a severe level curve on top you basically win every fight for free as long as you play competently. it's really hard to lose in a game where your level dictates your damage and skills, but then you add in how broken press turn is and it's just really easy to basically checkmate bosses just by being at an appropriate level |
Topic | Diddy Kong Racing is better than Mario Kart 8 |
Illuminoius 05/10/22 5:25:00 PM #15 | https://clips.twitch.tv/DelightfulZanyWasabiFreakinStinkin-T3hNebRPyj6b3azw yes, getting unlucky is hilarious. get a sense of humor |
Topic | Why is this website so harshly moderated? |
Illuminoius 05/10/22 5:02:33 PM #114 | when this thread comes up i'm honestly never sure if it's in bad faith or not the rules are phenomenally easy to follow and the mods don't do shit about most instances of trolling |
Topic | Capital G Gamers triggered over a single line in AI: Somnium Files |
Illuminoius 05/10/22 7:50:09 AM #5 | people got hilariously mad about this line, blaming the localization for it, when it was already there in japanese |
Topic | So is Suikoden an easy RPG? |
Illuminoius 05/09/22 6:34:03 PM #13 | it's an unbelievably easy series to the point that the battle system and any sense of strategy literally do not matter because you just autobattle the entire series, but people lap that shit up and constantly praise how good the combat is anyways for some reason |
Topic | What is your honest opinion of rap music? |
Illuminoius 05/07/22 3:35:29 AM #22 | raps |
Topic | most gen z humor is just 't3h PeNgU1N oF d00m' 2.0 |
Illuminoius 05/07/22 1:23:43 AM #2 | i don't think there's a single person who claims it's profound or anything like that unironically |
Topic | , ? do you still fuck with the nostaglia critic? |
Illuminoius 05/02/22 6:51:14 PM #30 | he was always an obnoxious screaming asshole with bad effects and even-worse jokes, absolutely never worth watching avgn went overboard on the dumb skits and fake anger too, but it is interesting to see james as a person talking about something |
Topic | Can someone explain "the backrooms" to me? |
Illuminoius 05/02/22 6:38:44 PM #9 | it's just the idea that you can be lost in an eerie, unfamiliar place that by all accounts should be a regular and familiar place but for the most part, the "liminal spaces" crowd just loves to post dark hallways and act like it's the spookiest shit ever |
Topic | Dunkey tears apart Overwatch 2 |
Illuminoius 05/01/22 6:21:15 PM #16 | i dunno, it is more overwatch but people really undersell all the changes the game made. several heroes got reworked (especially tanks), the three roles have unique passives to differentiate them, push is much different than 2cp, and we have a good amount of new maps just in beta and we're expected to have multiple new heroes with overwatch being so old i don't really mind that 2 is so similar since it's a refreshing change after so long, and you don't have to pay for the pvp if you own the original anyways so it's pretty hard for me to care YellowSUV posted... The role queue and forced meta is one of the dumbest things ever. Let the "pros" deal with that. Just let regular people join a game instantly and play as whoever they want to.i agree that role queue is lame but it's clear that the majority favors it. if you actually play competitive without role queue the mode is pretty dead and like 3200 is top 500 meanwhile quick play classic, quick play without role queue, is still very active because unsurprisingly the casuals are playing the casual modes and not the one with rating on the line |
Topic | Why does "both sides" trigger so many? |
Illuminoius 05/01/22 6:25:13 AM #27 | because it's a pretty lazy bad-faith argument or desperate attempt to be neutral when there's no reason to there's usually the one side that s very absolutely the bad party, but people want to take any small misdeed of the other and blow it out of proportion because people think being neutral and indifferent is super cool and enlightened i guess people's desperation to be neutral extends to simple binary questions like "which of these two do you prefer" |
Topic | Overwatch 2 beta 4/26 - 5/17 |
Illuminoius 04/27/22 5:38:42 PM #36 | i played it day 1 but the queues were way too dead to really experience it past 5 games |
Topic | Would you rather instantly be fluent in Japanese or Spanish |
Illuminoius 04/27/22 4:16:38 AM #42 | IShall_Run_Amok posted... Spanish, so I can make fun of weebs in a language they do not understand.you could also do that in japanese |
Topic | *spoilers* f the Joker isn't the main Villian of The Batman 2 who do you want? |
Illuminoius 04/27/22 2:21:35 AM #37 | wow, i don't know a single one of these besides mr freeze, and i don't even know anything about him besides "he exists and has ice powers and was in that one infamous movie i think?" |
Topic | Your favorite RPG of all time? The one you enjoyed every minute of? |
Illuminoius 04/26/22 7:18:09 PM #105 | Ving_Rhames posted... Also never expected anyone on CE to even know what Infinity is, let alone name drop it.it was a pretty great game, even if it still didn't the godly art of the original game it pretty much played like classic pso in peak form, with just enough added depth and variety but without really betraying what the game was about it feels much better than pso2 does, and i actually prefer that it's a bit more grounded in its approach to combat, so you don't just have massive skills to stunlock everything or ridiculous movement options to zip around everything i just want another game like infinity but with presentation like the original's |
Topic | Your favorite RPG of all time? The one you enjoyed every minute of? |
Illuminoius 04/26/22 12:26:17 AM #98 | Ving_Rhames posted... what about phantasy star online 2one of the lamest sequels i've ever played even in the 2012 beta i was not really having any fun and they basically added nothing good in future releases and just kept adding more and more forgettable areas and boring battles and quests pso had a lot of issues (limited areas, questionable balance, awful enemy ai, lack of content) but in the day it was a big deal and had a strong aesthetic. instead of embracing the combat of the original or even portable 2 infinity they messed everything up and made the combat even more mindless |
Topic | Your favorite RPG of all time? The one you enjoyed every minute of? |
Illuminoius 04/25/22 7:07:09 PM #83 | i can't think of a single rpg where i've enjoyed every minute, there's always that horrible quest and the really obnoxious ending dungeon |
Topic | Was that Bioware Sonic rpg any good?? |
Illuminoius 04/25/22 2:46:34 AM #17 | one of the worst games i've ever played i don't think there's a single good thing to unironically like about the game |
Topic | What's the worst-sounding fanmade gaming term |
Illuminoius 04/23/22 6:38:30 PM #31 | anything on tvtropes |
Topic | What's the worst-sounding fanmade gaming term |
Illuminoius 04/23/22 6:21:19 PM #18 | "character action" is so vag8e that i literally thought it was a joke name when i first saw it, people making fun of genre names with something intentionally ridiculous where did the term come from? |
Topic | When did game journalism become Karen journalism |
Illuminoius 04/23/22 3:26:38 AM #3 | people have been mad about anti-piracy like denuvo for a while, "karen", journalist, or otherwise |
Topic | Why do people complain about their jobs constantly? |
Illuminoius 04/22/22 7:05:59 PM #60 | this is the kind of thread where i honestly can't tell if it's just low-effort trolling or people somehow just don't know the answer to such an obvious question |
Topic | Who is actually buying nfts |
Illuminoius 04/20/22 5:38:24 AM #12 | The Art of Leto, this guy thinks he's an artist, he's just like the worst fucking level creator in this game, Jesus. When will he stop? Can we make it clear, does anyone want to play these levels? Who is actually playing his levels? I think the world would be a better place if he didn't just upload them, why didn't he just sit in his room, like, you know, probably his parent's basement honestly, and just make these levels and not upload them for the good of the world. Jesus Christ dude |
Topic | Do you like Sushi? |
Illuminoius 04/16/22 6:45:11 AM #4 | why do people on this site capitalize the names of foods, flavors, and animals as if they were proper nouns |
Topic | Remember when grown men used to role play as ponies and "clopping?" |
Illuminoius 04/16/22 6:06:29 AM #85 | the fanbase for the show was weird, there's historically been so much sarcastic and insincere fanboyism for shows like this that it was impossible to tell if anyone was being legitimate |
Topic | Red Pill me on Super Mario RPG |
Illuminoius 04/15/22 11:57:13 PM #5 | you can beat it in a day or two geno is really boring |
Topic | cant really wrap my head around 'grey-asexual' |
Illuminoius 04/12/22 12:26:30 AM #3 | sexuality is a spectrum, and so is asexuality it's not that hard to understand, and people usually use terms like demi-sexual for things like this |
Topic | C/D: You have finished Chrono Trigger. |
Illuminoius 04/11/22 8:28:17 PM #43 | it was decent. combat was really boring and dungeons were mostly uninteresting the random battle theme is somehow the least interesting track in the game |
Topic | Let's be honest, FFI and II are kinda meh |
Illuminoius 04/09/22 1:20:34 AM #53 | HolierThanMao posted... 6 was the biggest surprise, i remembered it being a non-linear rpg masterpiece with tons of well-written characters, but it's basically a straight line of a game where most characters get one or two scenes where they're relevant and are then forgotten in the context of the plotpeople remember rpgs being a lot better-written and more open than they actually were, just like how they remember (probably because they were kids and bad at games at the time) them all being super long epics when they weren't the misconception about length has led to unrealistic expectations and tons of padding |
Topic | I don't think Godfather is all that good |
Illuminoius 04/09/22 1:09:21 AM #15 | it's 2022 and people still don't know to put a dangling # at the end of a url so that it links properly on gamefaqs |
Topic | DirecTV has officially removed One America News |
Illuminoius 04/05/22 5:11:23 PM #5 | the usual suspects always run in with their "how dare you not want to serve as a platform for hateful and inciteful speech" schtick |
Topic | What are some of the best DLCs of all time? |
Illuminoius 04/04/22 6:15:27 PM #36 | wipeout hd's dlc added a lot of content for $8 |
Topic | Sonic 2's final boss is frustrating |
Illuminoius 04/02/22 11:45:01 PM #26 | as long as you play super defensive egg robo can't really do anything if you just run to the other side of the screen. playing patient is tedious but it makes the fight really easy |
Topic | $400,000 but an immortal dog follows you for the rest of your life. |
Illuminoius 04/02/22 9:46:27 PM #26 | what happens if the dog chases after something? does it just teleport back to me once it gets far enough, only to keep chasing after its target in a sort of weird endless futile run? |
Topic | CE thoughts on Alvvays. |
Illuminoius 04/02/22 1:18:30 AM #37 | always loving you |
Topic | GREATEST SNES Game? |
Illuminoius 04/02/22 12:04:53 AM #62 | Sczoyd posted... My only major issue with it is they balance it poorly so you have to charge attacks too much unless you use magic which was OP as ****so that thing you do for 80% of the game is majorly flawed and somehow doesn't keep the game from being "great"? people are weird like, the music and graphics are great and it's a novelty with friends but wow is its gameplay bad in a way that swings back and forth between tedious and obnoxious |
Topic | is lebron james's time as a basketball player over? |
Illuminoius 04/01/22 8:04:59 PM #18 | rick james' place |
Topic | Holy Shit they actually did it. A port of Rhapsody and La Pucelle |
Illuminoius 03/31/22 5:47:05 PM #18 | i only played ragnarok and it kinda played like garbage. i can't imagine how anyone played it back in the ps2 days when it was a way slower experience with unskippable animations. great aesthetics though it deserved the port though, but i don't think i'll double dip unless the game gets massively discounted |
Topic | Anyone tried the Skittles gummies? |
Illuminoius 03/30/22 8:24:38 PM #4 | skittle bubble gum was pretty good |
Topic | $5000 or a bottomless bag of beef jerky |
Illuminoius 03/29/22 6:14:37 AM #46 | is the beef jerky whatever flavor i want at any given time, or am i stuck with one flavor? is there any beef jerky brand that qualifies as decently-nutritious food? even if the answer to both of these is no, that's still a lot of food money that i'm saved on |
Topic | Why is it still acceptable to spank children? |
Illuminoius 03/25/22 4:58:01 PM #26 | it tends to stem from some weird "i got spanked and i turned out fine" (they didn't) thing and they kinda just want to ensure that everyone else has to suffer it too |
Topic | If you dislike Sonic Adventure and SA2 I don't trust you |
Illuminoius 03/25/22 12:48:35 AM #49 | sa1 is really charming but is super undercooked the sonic levels show a lot of promise and have good variety and interesting gimmicks, both of which are things that sa2 threw out the window in favor of corridors and copypaste design |
Topic | Hidden wall discovered in Elden Ring opens after 50 hits. |
Illuminoius 03/18/22 10:49:35 PM #32 | how is the wall hidden? i can plainly see it |
Topic | Where does the butter get stored, ce? |
Illuminoius 03/15/22 11:10:58 AM #3 | we normally store butter in the fridge, with one stick on the countertop in a special dish so it can be ready for use |
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