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TopicWhy didnt they just throw a tactical nuke on Thanos
Illuminoius
03/08/22 5:16:21 AM
#25
i mean, they stood over thanos's body and just talked for a minute or two instead of just finishing the job right then and there and actually stopping him from using his super-powered gauntlet
superhero movies very much rely on nobody actually using their powers properly
TopicSonic Adventure 2 wasn't even good for its time
Illuminoius
03/08/22 5:07:45 AM
#35
even the "good" parts (the sonic/shadow levels) are bland as shit with repetitive level design and limited variety
TopicCheetos popcorn.
Illuminoius
03/07/22 10:39:13 PM
#4
pepper puffs
TopicIt was a meme we've all shared, but it cost him his $10M/year job.
Illuminoius
03/07/22 9:54:38 PM
#31
never even heard of this until just now
TopicAsk me, a non-evil non-trans non-woman, anything!
Illuminoius
03/07/22 6:06:07 AM
#18
title has a lot of that cringe "where's my straight pride?" energy
TopicHave you ever HELD HANDS with someone?
Illuminoius
03/07/22 6:04:54 AM
#6
"hand-holding is super perverted" is such a lame-ass joke
TopicIs Kanye West an asshole?
Illuminoius
03/05/22 4:46:45 AM
#19
kanaya west
TopicWhich Disgaea game should I start with?
Illuminoius
03/05/22 4:41:22 AM
#17
disgaea 1 has the best plot and is pretty simple, if you don't like its odd pacing and terrible balance you can consider the second game
disgaea 2 is a bit more complex than the original and irons out a lot of the problems while still being relatively simple, definitely a good starting point if you're annoyed by the first game's jank
disgaea 3 and disgaea 4 are convoluted messes of games that add so many obnoxious barriers that might be annoying to deal with, making once-simple things big pains to deal with while not adding much real complexity or depth with a lot of the new additions (it's amazing how the eviilty system ends up being incredibly boring)
disgaea d2 is a return to simplicity like the original two but it's also the only direct sequel; it's my favorite of the ps2/ps3 games due to its pacing and balance even if the story sucks and it was put together with toothpicks and glue
Topicname One Person whose been cancelled that we want back.
Illuminoius
03/05/22 1:22:15 AM
#88
Tyranthraxus posted...
The last 10 minutes of that movie not only ruin the entire movie it also ruins the first movie.
as someone who barely remembers the first and didn't care to see the others: what made the ending of the second one so bad?
TopicEarthbound Beginnings
Illuminoius
03/04/22 7:36:36 PM
#17
the game becomes a lot easier if you get the best armor early. earlygame difficulty kinda peaks against the gang zombie and duncan and the difficulty never really recovers until the final dungeon, and even then half the enemies there are jokes
boomerang is basically the penultimate weapon for every character and you get it unreasonably early for how good it is

i can't imagine struggling with map traversal outside of the encounter rate though. the game is very straight-forward and the game makes it pretty clear where you're meant to go if you actually read dialogue
Topic10 million dollars but you have to be naked for the rest of your life
Illuminoius
03/04/22 7:21:29 PM
#8
all the money to live in luxury
would i be immune to public indecency charges for being naked outside? if not, i'd be fine just being a hermit
TopicEarthbound Beginnings
Illuminoius
03/04/22 6:53:29 PM
#4
this game is super dumb and i love it
Topicdo you Agree That Smash is afighting game?
Illuminoius
03/04/22 6:33:26 AM
#53
Gobstoppers12 posted...
neutral/undecided option.
these are the worst options you can add to a poll
TopicWhy is it ok for a mod (Lan) to harass Duncan
Illuminoius
03/04/22 3:34:13 AM
#23
wii
Topicname One Person whose been cancelled that we want back.
Illuminoius
03/02/22 3:03:45 PM
#32
"cancelled" people always come back in some form
TopicEmail from my 2 year olds preschool inviting us to a webinar on gender identity
Illuminoius
03/02/22 2:47:33 PM
#51
professor_jack posted...
Inclusivity is good, but in celebrating diversity and tolerance we can glorify the atypical and suggest the typical are less-than. And no child, male/female/trans/etc should feel less than.
this happens literally any time there's any sort of pride event for anyone who's not a "typical" straight white male
and it's no surprise that it's always the same bad-faith actors
TopicIf you think the mods here are bad then don't go to IGN
Illuminoius
03/02/22 2:44:58 PM
#4
people who think gamefaqs mods are strict clearly are flagrant, careless offenders who would be actually banned and punished on any other site
TopicAre you a big fan of Japanese culture?
Illuminoius
02/26/22 3:38:52 AM
#15
idol culture is the fucking worst shit
TopicAre you a big fan of Japanese culture?
Illuminoius
02/26/22 3:30:58 AM
#9
japanese-made games can be fun but anime seems to be so full of garbage
their work culture seems even worse than ours and i'm not a fan of what seems to be a much-higher emphasis on conformity, hierarchy, and ritual
TopicFollow the Science: Will you be ditching your mask after new CDC guidance?
Illuminoius
02/26/22 3:28:31 AM
#28
Houston posted...
tf you mean by "you people"? Sounds kinda racist
pretty cringe joke that hangs so low it touches the floor
TopicSo, uh... Gex might be coming back.
Illuminoius
02/25/22 10:37:54 PM
#44
gex 1 was charming as fuck but also janky as fuck
interesting level design and it was a ton fun to explore, but the physics and collision detection were fucking bonkers and the camera did not play very nicely

gex 2 in many ways felt like a 3d reimagining of the first game (many of the same tropes and voice lines) but it was held back by unimaginative mission design

gex 3 is more ambitious than gex 2 was but its level design felt a lot blander, and they made gex himself way more annoying and the game overall had a really weird dumb tone
TopicAmong us is the funniest thing ever made!!!!!11!!
Illuminoius
02/24/22 2:21:15 PM
#4
the popularity of a game like this really makes some people upset
TopicB.Y.O.B is a hard song to sing at Karaoke, god damn.
Illuminoius
02/24/22 3:08:04 AM
#4
bring your own bbq
TopicPlaying on easy is cool and good
Illuminoius
02/23/22 5:16:53 AM
#12
On_The_Edge posted...
In my opinion there is something very wrong with that, since games are supposed to be GAMES, meaning they have a level of challenge.
why do people have such a narrow view of what games are and ever could be
it's a medium that has evolved with its creators and consumers
Topichow long would you last in Space Channel 5
Illuminoius
02/22/22 3:00:08 AM
#2
i imagine that my disabilities would impair my dancing to the point that i'd have never gotten the job
on the scene i'd be dead on the spot
TopicHow is Mother 1/Earthbound Beginnings?
Illuminoius
02/22/22 1:46:44 AM
#11
grindy at the start but it gets a lot easier once you can finally get armor
the boomerang is also basically everyone's penultimate weapon so getting it asap really speeds things up

battles are kind of boring because everything kinda just "deals damage" and nothing else, but it's a very endearing and charming game
TopicHas Xenogears ever been ported?
Illuminoius
02/21/22 5:30:14 AM
#19
AlCalavicci posted...
Also, is there any relation between Xenogears and Xenoblade?
they changed it to a "xeno" name for brand recognition
TopicEggman or Robotnik?
Illuminoius
02/20/22 4:04:12 AM
#19
Legato-and-Vash posted...
Eggman sounds like a direct insult on the shape of his body, not a cool genius name.
he is egg-shaped, he makes things shaped like eggs, and he makes things named after eggs
he was never a cool genius, despite how hard the western canon wanted to make him look scary
Topicwhat's your mcdonalds order
Illuminoius
02/18/22 4:14:31 PM
#26
buddhamonster posted...
Beach, Mouse. Beach Beach Mouse.
xistihxisistihxzishishi
ziltama's tts is fucking garbage, it's all basically the exact same structure (a b, a b, a a a b, a a a a b, a a b) with a different word and he plagues the first hour or two of the stream with it
so bizarrely obsessed with his penises and lame-ass prank call ttses
Topicwhat's your mcdonalds order
Illuminoius
02/18/22 3:52:27 PM
#20
What's up world? Yeah, you! I'm The Alabama beach mouse, this is my McDonald's order. Follow me! There's my coastal diet with sea oats, dune sunflower, ground cherry, Smilax and greenbriar. (Yeah!) Here's my habitat. Sometimes, I do this... then I dip it into commercial development and roadway construction. Oh yeah, and my rain water. Same order since back in Fort Morgan Peninsula. You could try it too. Gotta go! The Alabama beach mouse meal, just $6. Say Peromyscus Polionotus Ammobates sent you
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