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Questionmarktarius posted...

there's a new dent in my skull.
It's from that time I woke up in the garage, wondering why I was looking at my license plate.

That's a great story. I wish I was there for that.

You also say NEW like it happened recently but you said from that time, so how long ago was this and how many dents you got in your head?

Wear shoes when you drink.

a-c-a-b posted...

Don't get too drunk and fall down and hurt yourself even more.

I already guard the hip and hand so if I fall i'll just dislocate a shoulder..... probbbbably my right one.

Answered Canuck in the Discord but the hand is coming along still. Got a lot more mobility with all fingers. The nerve damage is still fuckin me up and is taking the longest to heal. If I reach for something it's a raging electricity type pain shooting through that makes me stop what im doing immediately.

My biggest concern is the hip, It's been fine the past 48 hours or so but I can feel the stiffness there and in my knee because the nerve pain radiates all the way down there.

So overall it's all healing. I went out without the crutch today and grabbed a shit ton of beer for today and tomorrow. Loosens me up and I honestly can't sleep anymore unless im drinking. I think it's just stress right now because the hand was bad enough now I gotta worry about the hip givin out on me.

I was working from home today and noticed an email they hired a "support specialist" Makes me think this is an IT position with a different name but im not 100% I know i'm due a suspension, but I know damn well they won't fire me. I think they're worried I might be looking at surgeries coming up so they need back up. Either way work is the least of my worries.

CanuckCowboy posted...

Baked and impatient?

Being baked is the only way I have patience for games anymore.

Or Drunk... but that can turn sideways sometimes.

PiOverlord posted...

Tastes like gummy worms.

Hmmm what liquor would that go well with?

Janene Garaffololololo. We were born in the same hospital like 10 years apart I think. We could have our kid at the same hospital and i'd be having a nice bank account to boot.

Eh 20 years but fuck it ...shit she's 57

Corn Chex the rest can fuck right off.

What does it taste like?

No pain in the hip and the hand is only getting better... just slowly.

Liver pain is kickin in though but that's a story for another day. No drinkin tomorrow I promise/ish

I think everyones heart explodes a little when some fuckin stranger is comin at ya with a powerful drill into your teeth.

@MabusIncarnate @YugiNoob when Party? I believe im ready even though im not 100%

Kart might be tricky but I think I can swing Party

MabusIncarnate posted...

Detroit Lions? Signs point to no.

Hey they put up like 35 points in week 1 so that's like 3 games worth of points for them. They might be onto something this year.

I got knocked out my root canal didnt know if that happened or not but im still alive.

New York Giants and they have before in my lifetime multiple times, and they will again unless I get hit by a

*gets hit by a bus*

I'll wait until the evidence comes in before I judge what you did.

I'm sure the Skunk is about the same so it works out.

You could be 1% and that's all I need

Did I fuck that up? Or I didn't give it that souther drawer "I reckon I's could whoop some ass in these here parts in Mario Party" Sit on that you Scandinavian Skunk Sucker

Yeah but shit im fightin through it. I walked around the government center today didn't fall and got no pain. I got beer felt no pain doin that. I think the hip is probably good I just use a crutch just in case.

im typing with two hands now. I would go so far as to say if a Mario Party game started tonight I could win with a bad hand.

Naysaspace posted...

get well soon Johnny

edit: wait, Mabus' message worries me. Did you actually fuck yourself up?

Stabbed my hand with a pair of scissors last weekend and rendered it useless with nerve pain that s slowwwwwly getting better.

The hip thiing happened yesterday. Something popped when I rolled over today in bed and so far so good although my leg all tight now, So yeah my whole right side is pretty fucked for the time being

Also Mabus, Metlife Stadium is still in NJ

BlazinBlue88 posted...

lmfao

I get credit for trying right?

MabusIncarnate posted...

Johnny go get help man, you're worrying me.

Also where in NJ? My granddad on my mom's side and my grandmother on my dad's side are buried in NJ. He's in Tom's River, try to get there once a year to visit.

Oh it's like north east NJ near NYC. I dated a chick heeeere who was from Toms River though

I'm not dying for christ sake, but I have a situation of health problems coming in even I think it's gettin close to no turning back time.

@Ankha
@yuginoob
@airfresh
@moh82sy
@wbloechel
@MabusIncarnate
@IfGodCouldDie
@stewman_magoo
@kogasteelfang

@blaxibngbvluw2432

Ahh fuck forget the list ill get it

@Smackems
@CanuckCowboy
@Pandamonic
@a-c-a-b
@JimCarrysToe
@WaterLink
@Harpie
@TreyFlowers

Im legit contemplating an ER visit for me now tonight.

Jesus H Christ just had to babysit my older brother changing a tire. He had it jacked and starts loosening bolts. Dude lower that shit back down and loosen them first.

Nueva Mejico

Yeah it was his idea he said he's got nothin left in NM. I thought was a great way to look at it and made it happen. I will have to go back there one day to visit. I mean i'm from there too. I also have no ties to NM anymore. Love it here though.

Fuck scissors.

Got an email my parents are finally buried in New Jersey. Doesn't help anythin but it's one less thing to worry about. Kinda cool my dads last trip was back home. He swore off flying when he retired.

It starts to do this in the fall but today it's a ridiculous pinching sharp pain that comes and goes. If I fall it's gon be bad if I hit this hand.

Getting sharp pains in my pelvis now....This 100% the absolute best time for the right side of my body to shut down

BlazinBlue88 posted...

Lies

That would be kinda funny honestly.

Seeeee that worked out nicely. Especially since you saw right thtough my cunning lie.

Why the FUCK do I keep feelin lik i'm electrococksuckered.? Ohhh i'm gettin close.

I'm typin with two hands again. Go to the hospital they say. NO. I always said you'd have to air lift me and yeahhh.... I mean it. That particular time was god damn well warranted buncha shit because I didn't have feeling in my legs.

Today dawns a new horizon of mobility.

Ohhh there is still a ragin pain.... I igive it a week to correct itself.

Already thought of that..........

I call dibs on 152 if I m around

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uj6FUBS5Fb8

Jurassic park? Not bein cute but it's good..

It's not the initial penetration. I bet your foot was fucked for a while after. I doubt you two were throwin fastballs either so it couldnt be that bad.

You gotta get pissed with a package and really drive into it. The stabbing doesnt even hurt its all the the aftermath

Ohhhh i've heard that one and the jerk off one. The best was "You were drunk huh?"

SCISSORS. One fuckin incident in over 10 years. I call that good.

She tried to choke me out(terribly) and I said hit me me, to which she responded "ohhhh so you can have me arrested?"

Then she let go and I continued drinking.

Stabbed my HAND which wrecked a finger needed to operate the whole HAND

The HAND

Smackems posted...

@canuckcowboy doing alright?

Gonna assume you were also inquiring about me. I will give the hand until Friday and if I dont see any noticeable improvements i'll go get some xrays or whatever is needed. Judging from the electricity like jolts of pain, I cut some shit I shouldnt have cut. Time will tell but I smell surgery if I have to go in.

Until then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64uikGn-q3k

DrizztLink posted...

Only if you stabbed yourself in the same hand that was holding the knife.

Scissors and no

*kicks rock*

I stabbed myself in the hand the other day, can I bitch too?

Watching Hustle. It's good.

@MabusIncarnate My friend showed me a pic his cousin sent him. It was like a hole in the earth with a nice waterfall. Somewhere in TN but were not sure what part. Heard of it?